The Dullness of it all
Disclaimer: do I ever own anything? No I don't think so. In fact does anybody really ever own anything, if you think about it like that, you really don't own anything. Okay maybe you do, but I don't own anything in this so called story.
A/n: All I gots to say is review or your life depends on it. Thank god for spell check.
Summary: Just a bunch of very mini stories of very dull, stupid, boring, pointless, dull stuff.
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The Dullness of it all:
Chapter ? *don't know if it will be more than ? Chapters*
Ron was very busy. He was sitting in the Gryffindor common room staring at the wall. He didn't want to be disturbed.
"Ron, Ron, come on!" Harry called
"Shh! He is staring at the wall. He doesn't want to be disturbed!" A fellow Gryffindor snapped
"Oh sorry, I have to go anyway?" Harry questioned himself
*pretty dumb I know*
"Yeah, Ron is busy. He is starring at the wall, oh man, he's so busy. I can't believe how busy he is" Harry thought
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Harry was in the bathroom, brushing his teeth. He was brushing one tooth at a time, starting with his back molars. He was on tooth three. He had been in the bathroom for three hours also. One hour for one tooth for god's sake! What the heck is wrong with him? I spend about 3 minutes or so, on my whole mouth. *?*.
"Lalalala, I brush my teeth. It takes forever. But I need them to be especially clean for my dentist appointment so I don't have to pay a-lots of money" Harry sang but didn't sound at all enthusiastic.
"Shut it dumbo" a constipated kid said from one of the stalls.
Harry was very embarrassed. He thought it was his bathroom
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Hermione was in the library studying as usual. But she did not seem all perky and excited to be studying like she usually was.
"God, I already read all the fricken books in the library." Hermione complained to anyone who was in the library
"Then don't come to the library anymore duffus" A ravenclaw said
"Well, what else am I supposed to do? All I ever do is come to the library." Hermione questioned
"How the heck should I know?" the ravenclaw girl said.
"Fine I will go ask the librarian" Hermione puffed.
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Draco was sitting in the great hall having lunch. His friends came up to him and asked what he was doing.
"What are you doing?" Pansy asked
"Eating stupid. What does it look like?" Draco snapped
"Well, actually it looks like your just sitting here, holding your fork in the air" goyle said
"Well im eating" Draco responded. Draco was moving his fork very slowly. So slow that it almost looked still.
"You've been eating all day, how long have you been eating this particular plate?" Crabbe asked
"Um..the whole time." Draco gave a blank stare
"Um and that has taken about 4 hours and your not even half way done." Pansy said
"Well, im a slow eater." Draco whined
"We can see that" Goyle said
"Leave me alone" Draco cried.
By 9:00 pm his food was halfway eaten. By 7:30 am his food was finished
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A/N: I think I might continue this by making more dumb crap. IF you know what I mean. ~byest, alex.
Yes i have decided i will make another chapter....when i feel like it. Go read my sisters stories..."sunflower seed" thats her username thing.
Disclaimer: do I ever own anything? No I don't think so. In fact does anybody really ever own anything, if you think about it like that, you really don't own anything. Okay maybe you do, but I don't own anything in this so called story.
A/n: All I gots to say is review or your life depends on it. Thank god for spell check.
Summary: Just a bunch of very mini stories of very dull, stupid, boring, pointless, dull stuff.
***********
The Dullness of it all:
Chapter ? *don't know if it will be more than ? Chapters*
Ron was very busy. He was sitting in the Gryffindor common room staring at the wall. He didn't want to be disturbed.
"Ron, Ron, come on!" Harry called
"Shh! He is staring at the wall. He doesn't want to be disturbed!" A fellow Gryffindor snapped
"Oh sorry, I have to go anyway?" Harry questioned himself
*pretty dumb I know*
"Yeah, Ron is busy. He is starring at the wall, oh man, he's so busy. I can't believe how busy he is" Harry thought
******
Harry was in the bathroom, brushing his teeth. He was brushing one tooth at a time, starting with his back molars. He was on tooth three. He had been in the bathroom for three hours also. One hour for one tooth for god's sake! What the heck is wrong with him? I spend about 3 minutes or so, on my whole mouth. *?*.
"Lalalala, I brush my teeth. It takes forever. But I need them to be especially clean for my dentist appointment so I don't have to pay a-lots of money" Harry sang but didn't sound at all enthusiastic.
"Shut it dumbo" a constipated kid said from one of the stalls.
Harry was very embarrassed. He thought it was his bathroom
*****
Hermione was in the library studying as usual. But she did not seem all perky and excited to be studying like she usually was.
"God, I already read all the fricken books in the library." Hermione complained to anyone who was in the library
"Then don't come to the library anymore duffus" A ravenclaw said
"Well, what else am I supposed to do? All I ever do is come to the library." Hermione questioned
"How the heck should I know?" the ravenclaw girl said.
"Fine I will go ask the librarian" Hermione puffed.
****
Draco was sitting in the great hall having lunch. His friends came up to him and asked what he was doing.
"What are you doing?" Pansy asked
"Eating stupid. What does it look like?" Draco snapped
"Well, actually it looks like your just sitting here, holding your fork in the air" goyle said
"Well im eating" Draco responded. Draco was moving his fork very slowly. So slow that it almost looked still.
"You've been eating all day, how long have you been eating this particular plate?" Crabbe asked
"Um..the whole time." Draco gave a blank stare
"Um and that has taken about 4 hours and your not even half way done." Pansy said
"Well, im a slow eater." Draco whined
"We can see that" Goyle said
"Leave me alone" Draco cried.
By 9:00 pm his food was halfway eaten. By 7:30 am his food was finished
****
A/N: I think I might continue this by making more dumb crap. IF you know what I mean. ~byest, alex.
Yes i have decided i will make another chapter....when i feel like it. Go read my sisters stories..."sunflower seed" thats her username thing.
