Chapter 2

That night Harry went in to the nearest muggle town and he found a record shop he had never heard of a record before so he just tried to buy led zeppelin houses of the holy ( or so the cover claimed) but they would not take his wizard gold so he sole it and then took a record played along with it. It was a couple more minutes before he realised he might as well take a few more records so that night Harry went back and took the whole store's supply of rock and roll. On the way back to Hogwarts, he saw a liquor store. He decided to rob it. He knew it would be more convenient to use his father's invisibility cloak, but that wouldn't have been as much fun. He stole some of everything and sent it to the castle with his wand, so he had more room to carry the next items on the list that Garth and Wayne had given him. Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione were sitting by the fire in the Gryffindor common room wondering where Harry was. They looked around for him, but found only Seamus and Lavender snogging. They decided this was a good idea. "It will be an intriguing learning experience," said Hermione before she passively started making out with Ron. "You know what, Hermione? We always concern ourselves with Harry's affairs. Maybe we should screw him and his trivial Voldemort problems and decide to have a little fun." Harry returned to hogwarts with a full supply of weed boes a rather nice bong and of course rock and roll supplies to join the large pile he had sent over already. He walked in with an expression and attitude that would suggest he had already tired some of each. And saw Ron and Hermione looking rather cozy on the couch. Harry laughed in a rather odd way his eyes were blood shot and glazed over he also seemed to be staggering a little.

"Harry what's wrong with you" hermione exclaimed forgetting Ron's lips. Harry looked at them it took the question afew seconde to register he smiled and slured out. "Nothings wrong every things right man" as he said this this bong fell out of his pocket. It was two feet tall and multi coloured. "wow Harry" said ron "that is the best bong I have ever seen" " ron" said hermione " you are a prefect" "oh come on hermione it is just a little fun."