Alternate Ending
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Pretty in Pink, or the ending would have been very different.
Andie had just gotten to the prom, and luckily, Ducky was there for her. They were about to dance when Blane comes up to them.
Blane politely says, "Andie, I think that you and I should have worked out better, becaused you dumped me and I never even got laid."
"Blane, is sex allyou think about?"
"Yes it is because I am an asshole, but I have what is considered to be good looks by very few women, so I get by although I'm an asshole."
"That is fascinating, but you see, I am in love with Ducky because he is the coolest high-school student in this decade. And he is extremely hot and an incredibly good person. I love Ducky, and he loves me, right Ducky?"
Andie turns around to find Ducky making out with a woman who is obviously much prettier than she is. Ducky turns around and says "I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh, it doesn't matter, because I am way too good for you and I am the god of high-school students in this particular movie, which gives me powers. Now BE GONE!"
Andie spontaneously combusts, much like Bartleby did in Dogma. Ducky continues on with his life being very blissful because he is the coolest.
Blane disappears because no one cared about him anymore.
THE END
So, what did you think?
P.S. My opinion is worth nothing, zilch, nada, zip, diddly-squat, etc.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Pretty in Pink, or the ending would have been very different.
Andie had just gotten to the prom, and luckily, Ducky was there for her. They were about to dance when Blane comes up to them.
Blane politely says, "Andie, I think that you and I should have worked out better, becaused you dumped me and I never even got laid."
"Blane, is sex allyou think about?"
"Yes it is because I am an asshole, but I have what is considered to be good looks by very few women, so I get by although I'm an asshole."
"That is fascinating, but you see, I am in love with Ducky because he is the coolest high-school student in this decade. And he is extremely hot and an incredibly good person. I love Ducky, and he loves me, right Ducky?"
Andie turns around to find Ducky making out with a woman who is obviously much prettier than she is. Ducky turns around and says "I'm sorry, did you say something? Oh, it doesn't matter, because I am way too good for you and I am the god of high-school students in this particular movie, which gives me powers. Now BE GONE!"
Andie spontaneously combusts, much like Bartleby did in Dogma. Ducky continues on with his life being very blissful because he is the coolest.
Blane disappears because no one cared about him anymore.
THE END
So, what did you think?
P.S. My opinion is worth nothing, zilch, nada, zip, diddly-squat, etc.
