Chapter One- Revenge
With a sigh of frustration, Lily Evans scratched out the parchment.
"Ancient Runes...pssh! Meaningless information," she muttered. She didn't really mean it, but hey, things like these just makes a redhead mad.
"Problem, Evans? Would you like my oh-so-needed help?" gloated a familiar voice.
"In your dreams, Pothead, now scram before I hex you into the next month," growled Lily.
"You know that I've always been superior to you in every subject, my dear. Always coming in second, poor you," said James Potter with a slight tsk of his tongue.
Behind those emerald green eyes, James could see the rage building. Oh well, I've already gotten her this far, might as well take her all the way. Or else she'll be raging on the other poor Gryffindors. He remembered the time he simply walked away from her in mid-sentence and the next thing he knew, she was hexing every student that unfortunately got on her nerves.
"C'mon, Evan's, hit me with all you've got. Oh wait, how could YOU do it?"
"That's more then I can say for you, Potter. You hit like a sissy!"
"Really? I'd say that I rather hit like an overgrown girl!" joked James.
"Oh UGH! You're on my last nerve! You are SO egotistic; you won't even know it when you've tripped over your own brain!" And with that, she flicked her wand, spun on her heel, and left.
James felt his head. Okay, his hair was there, but he wondered what she did. Oh well, anything she did couldn't have been that bad, right?
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"Checkmate," cried Sirius triumphantly.
"Yea, yea, whatever, Sirius. Damnit, I had a system! Grrr..." muttered Peter Pettigrew as he rustled through the book Chess for Dummies. "Man, this book cost me a fortune! Some help! I won't be able to afford Butterbeer for weeks!"
"HA! In your face, Pettigrew! Now for the victory dance!" said Sirius.
"Oh c'mon, not that. You are SO immature!" groaned Peter. That stupid dance was whenever Sirius won a major bet. It consisted of a wiggle waggle of the butt, a stuck out tongue, and other, er, inappropriate gestures.
Grudgingly, Peter handed over several galleons. Sirius took them with pride and a smirk.
"I told you that you should be careful when you play me!" said Sirius.
"Can it, Sirius. It's getting old!" said Peter.
"Come off it, Sirius, you know that Peter's just starting to play chess," said a voice coming from the corner of the room.
"Aww, be a good buddy, Moony!" said Sirius.
"I seem to remember one really sad Padfoot when I won a certain chess game," said a thoughtful Remus.
"Oh, no man, don't bring that up! That ain't fair!" said Sirius. That game wasn't fair, muttered Sirius to himself.
"Hmm...Now what did I get? Oh yea! A slave for a week!" said Lupin.
"Haha, I remember now! I was wondering why you were so obedient. Oh wait, you're a dog, so it's natural instinct!" snickered Peter.
"Watch it, Peter! There are many other things a dog can d--," Sirius was suddenly cut off when a figure came through the door way.
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James came through the dormitory doorway and was greeted by gaping mouths.
"What? You guys are like that one guy in a famous painting I saw in Muggle Studies," said James.
Still, they sat gaping at him.
"Okay, haha, joke's over. What's so gosh darn shocking? I never thought something could shut Sirius up!" said James.
"Dude...look at you! Did you secretly pig out while we were away?" said Peter.
"I know that you study a lot, but was that all an excuse to charm the house elves to some chocolate cake?" said Sirius.
James touched his face and looked at his wrists. They were the same. Something's up with these guys.
"I don't see anything wrong, at least from my point of view." He looked into the mirror and saw his same old reflection. He winked at himself and thought, my my, I do look handsome today, aren't I?
"Yo, Jamie!! Stop flirting with your reflection and come back to Earth!" said Sirius.
"I'm serious, guys, what's up? Is this some kind of trick? Because it's not going to work!" said James.
"James, were you fighting with Lily today?" said Remus.
"Uh, yea. How did you know?" said James.
"Well, buddy, you look like you've gained at least two hundred pounds. Why don't I go fetch you a slim fast and a treadmill?" said Remus with a grin.
"WHAT?! There's nothing wrong with me! Look at the mirror, I look normal!" cried James.
"I hate to say this, but this is nothing new. Now it's just not your hair, James," said Remus.
"That little..." said James.
"She probably put some sort of charm on you so that YOU can still see your normal self, but whoever looks at you sees an overweight boy," said Peter.
"Damn, what did you do to her this time, Prongs? Must've been something really bad for her to actually try something new on you," said Sirius.
"Well, are you guys done yet? Because I seem to remember that I have quite a problem here!" yelled James.
"I don't know, James, I think the whole chubby kid look suits you. It would certainly make things a lot more interesting," snickered Remus.
James just groaned. Red heads are just so unpredictable. But, ha, he thought to himself, Lily doesn't even know what she's in for now. He was normally a nice guy, but this is just crossing the line. *MUHAHA*
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As she went down to dinner, Lily wondered how long it would take for Potter to figure what she had done.
Oh, Evans, you've outdone yourself this time, she thought mischeviously.
She sat down and helped herself to some dinner rolls while waiting for friends. Yum, Professor Dumbledore has outdone himself again. This roll is delicious! Suddenly, she heard loud laughter coming from the entrance of the hall and she looked up.
There was Potter, looking like a fat kid that ate too much cake. This day wasn't going so bad when she thought about it.
She saw him stalk up to her with his lips pursed.
"What's wrong, James-ie? Don't you like the make-over?" said Lily.
"Haha, very funny, Evans. Let's just see how you like this," said James.
Lily looked at him with pure confusion. Huh? What in the world is this crackhead talking about now?
Gods, she looked so cute with that look, thought James. Wait, did I just think Lily Evans was CUTE?! Gosh, this whole problem was really getting to him.
"What in the world are you babbling about now?" said Lily.
James just smirked and subtly flicked his wand. He turned and stalked off in search of the Charms teacher, Professor Flitwick.
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Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own any of JKR's characters. *LOL* Potter and all related characters are her's. Me? I don't own any of them. ;)
Plus the whole fat kid loves cake portion belongs solely to 50 cent. =D
So how'd you like my first attempt at a J/L fic? Some of these "arguements" are just like what I have between me and a friend. Minus the romance and add the cussing. LOL! Please REVIEW!!! *HUGS* I PROMISE to have more of a romancy feeling to this story by the next two chapters at least. I have to set up the foundation first! =)
- Belle
With a sigh of frustration, Lily Evans scratched out the parchment.
"Ancient Runes...pssh! Meaningless information," she muttered. She didn't really mean it, but hey, things like these just makes a redhead mad.
"Problem, Evans? Would you like my oh-so-needed help?" gloated a familiar voice.
"In your dreams, Pothead, now scram before I hex you into the next month," growled Lily.
"You know that I've always been superior to you in every subject, my dear. Always coming in second, poor you," said James Potter with a slight tsk of his tongue.
Behind those emerald green eyes, James could see the rage building. Oh well, I've already gotten her this far, might as well take her all the way. Or else she'll be raging on the other poor Gryffindors. He remembered the time he simply walked away from her in mid-sentence and the next thing he knew, she was hexing every student that unfortunately got on her nerves.
"C'mon, Evan's, hit me with all you've got. Oh wait, how could YOU do it?"
"That's more then I can say for you, Potter. You hit like a sissy!"
"Really? I'd say that I rather hit like an overgrown girl!" joked James.
"Oh UGH! You're on my last nerve! You are SO egotistic; you won't even know it when you've tripped over your own brain!" And with that, she flicked her wand, spun on her heel, and left.
James felt his head. Okay, his hair was there, but he wondered what she did. Oh well, anything she did couldn't have been that bad, right?
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"Checkmate," cried Sirius triumphantly.
"Yea, yea, whatever, Sirius. Damnit, I had a system! Grrr..." muttered Peter Pettigrew as he rustled through the book Chess for Dummies. "Man, this book cost me a fortune! Some help! I won't be able to afford Butterbeer for weeks!"
"HA! In your face, Pettigrew! Now for the victory dance!" said Sirius.
"Oh c'mon, not that. You are SO immature!" groaned Peter. That stupid dance was whenever Sirius won a major bet. It consisted of a wiggle waggle of the butt, a stuck out tongue, and other, er, inappropriate gestures.
Grudgingly, Peter handed over several galleons. Sirius took them with pride and a smirk.
"I told you that you should be careful when you play me!" said Sirius.
"Can it, Sirius. It's getting old!" said Peter.
"Come off it, Sirius, you know that Peter's just starting to play chess," said a voice coming from the corner of the room.
"Aww, be a good buddy, Moony!" said Sirius.
"I seem to remember one really sad Padfoot when I won a certain chess game," said a thoughtful Remus.
"Oh, no man, don't bring that up! That ain't fair!" said Sirius. That game wasn't fair, muttered Sirius to himself.
"Hmm...Now what did I get? Oh yea! A slave for a week!" said Lupin.
"Haha, I remember now! I was wondering why you were so obedient. Oh wait, you're a dog, so it's natural instinct!" snickered Peter.
"Watch it, Peter! There are many other things a dog can d--," Sirius was suddenly cut off when a figure came through the door way.
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James came through the dormitory doorway and was greeted by gaping mouths.
"What? You guys are like that one guy in a famous painting I saw in Muggle Studies," said James.
Still, they sat gaping at him.
"Okay, haha, joke's over. What's so gosh darn shocking? I never thought something could shut Sirius up!" said James.
"Dude...look at you! Did you secretly pig out while we were away?" said Peter.
"I know that you study a lot, but was that all an excuse to charm the house elves to some chocolate cake?" said Sirius.
James touched his face and looked at his wrists. They were the same. Something's up with these guys.
"I don't see anything wrong, at least from my point of view." He looked into the mirror and saw his same old reflection. He winked at himself and thought, my my, I do look handsome today, aren't I?
"Yo, Jamie!! Stop flirting with your reflection and come back to Earth!" said Sirius.
"I'm serious, guys, what's up? Is this some kind of trick? Because it's not going to work!" said James.
"James, were you fighting with Lily today?" said Remus.
"Uh, yea. How did you know?" said James.
"Well, buddy, you look like you've gained at least two hundred pounds. Why don't I go fetch you a slim fast and a treadmill?" said Remus with a grin.
"WHAT?! There's nothing wrong with me! Look at the mirror, I look normal!" cried James.
"I hate to say this, but this is nothing new. Now it's just not your hair, James," said Remus.
"That little..." said James.
"She probably put some sort of charm on you so that YOU can still see your normal self, but whoever looks at you sees an overweight boy," said Peter.
"Damn, what did you do to her this time, Prongs? Must've been something really bad for her to actually try something new on you," said Sirius.
"Well, are you guys done yet? Because I seem to remember that I have quite a problem here!" yelled James.
"I don't know, James, I think the whole chubby kid look suits you. It would certainly make things a lot more interesting," snickered Remus.
James just groaned. Red heads are just so unpredictable. But, ha, he thought to himself, Lily doesn't even know what she's in for now. He was normally a nice guy, but this is just crossing the line. *MUHAHA*
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As she went down to dinner, Lily wondered how long it would take for Potter to figure what she had done.
Oh, Evans, you've outdone yourself this time, she thought mischeviously.
She sat down and helped herself to some dinner rolls while waiting for friends. Yum, Professor Dumbledore has outdone himself again. This roll is delicious! Suddenly, she heard loud laughter coming from the entrance of the hall and she looked up.
There was Potter, looking like a fat kid that ate too much cake. This day wasn't going so bad when she thought about it.
She saw him stalk up to her with his lips pursed.
"What's wrong, James-ie? Don't you like the make-over?" said Lily.
"Haha, very funny, Evans. Let's just see how you like this," said James.
Lily looked at him with pure confusion. Huh? What in the world is this crackhead talking about now?
Gods, she looked so cute with that look, thought James. Wait, did I just think Lily Evans was CUTE?! Gosh, this whole problem was really getting to him.
"What in the world are you babbling about now?" said Lily.
James just smirked and subtly flicked his wand. He turned and stalked off in search of the Charms teacher, Professor Flitwick.
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Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own any of JKR's characters. *LOL* Potter and all related characters are her's. Me? I don't own any of them. ;)
Plus the whole fat kid loves cake portion belongs solely to 50 cent. =D
So how'd you like my first attempt at a J/L fic? Some of these "arguements" are just like what I have between me and a friend. Minus the romance and add the cussing. LOL! Please REVIEW!!! *HUGS* I PROMISE to have more of a romancy feeling to this story by the next two chapters at least. I have to set up the foundation first! =)
- Belle
