Today slash writers cry everywhere.
A famous ship will be missed.
Remus/Sirius stories have
Like Sirius, fell to an abyss.
And now I guess we'll never know
How our fury friends made love
And stupid poems will be dedicated to Black,
and his presence, or lack thereof.
We'll never see him hump a chair
Or chew a bone again.
We'll never know if he cuts his hair
Or mocks Snape's grease stains.
And Remus will be alone,
In the parlour with only Kreacher.
He'll be stroking one of Black's old bones,
Wondering why he's not a teacher.
And will Lupin ever teach again,
and preach love once had?
Or will in sorrow will he become chaste,
like good old Gallahad?
Or will some Fanfiction writer
Bring Sirius back to life?
And despite all the flames they'll get,
At least Lupin'll have a wife.
So what I'm saying Sirius
Is that we'll all miss you.
From every little slash fic,
To that chewed and drooled-on shoe.
A famous ship will be missed.
Remus/Sirius stories have
Like Sirius, fell to an abyss.
And now I guess we'll never know
How our fury friends made love
And stupid poems will be dedicated to Black,
and his presence, or lack thereof.
We'll never see him hump a chair
Or chew a bone again.
We'll never know if he cuts his hair
Or mocks Snape's grease stains.
And Remus will be alone,
In the parlour with only Kreacher.
He'll be stroking one of Black's old bones,
Wondering why he's not a teacher.
And will Lupin ever teach again,
and preach love once had?
Or will in sorrow will he become chaste,
like good old Gallahad?
Or will some Fanfiction writer
Bring Sirius back to life?
And despite all the flames they'll get,
At least Lupin'll have a wife.
So what I'm saying Sirius
Is that we'll all miss you.
From every little slash fic,
To that chewed and drooled-on shoe.
