Kenshin: Um. our host needs to get here very soon, that he does. *waits for
another 10 minutes* Oh Brad is going to be in trouble, that he is. He's
only done his show once and unless his audience absolutely loved it they're
not going to stick around much longer, that they aren't.
Brad: Oh shit!! *runs in front of kenshin* They didn't leave did they!! Oh well If they did then they don't deserve to see my show. Sorry I'm late kenshin, I was up a little late last night with. important work. *cough* I haven't gotten any reviews yet but im not even sure this was posted yet so ill just update now.
Kenshin: Shall I do the disclaimer before your horny girlfriend shows up ^__^?
Brad: Shed BETTER still not be horny after last night, im outta condoms . but go ahead. Read this card.
Kenshin: Brad does not own yugioh or rurouni kenshin because if he did, battle city would have the same rules and the trading card game and rurouni kenshin would have had kenshin turn back to batosi the manslayer for a while. Wait what?? Why would you do tha--
Brad: Fic start!
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Brad: Welcome everyone to another great episode of my yugioh show. That means clap!! *raises hands and is about to fire*
*Audience cheers their heads off*
Brad: That's better. Today I'm assuming will be a very interesting show with lots of violence. Wait its like that every show. well this time more then others. *cheers are heard* Why do you ask, because today is the what do you think of everyone day.
Everyone that could make it: *sits in chairs all around a circle.*
Brad: Ok this should be a we let everyone talk and no interrupting event. *bursts out laughing* But we know THAT'S never gonna happen so w/e u guys wanna do, do. Evidentially yugi is first. So yugi I guess your time last night was fun! ^_^ It showed with the stain on my mattress.
Yugi: *BLUSHING* @_@ Last night was. interesting.
Brad: I bet it was a bit more then that, I had to throw out a pair of sheets.
Tea: Its not Yugis fault that hes that good! ^-^
Everyone: *gasps*
Yugi: O____O
Brad: Never knew, or should I say, wanted to know that. But hey, give the little guy some credit, ya never woulda thunk it eh? Ok yugi lets start with your typical group of friends. What do you think of tristan, joey and tea.
Yugi: Well joeys a great friend, even though hes a bit hotheaded.
Joey: Hey! Im not hot headed!
Yugi: -_- Well anyway, tristans also been a good friend to stick with me but im not sure if he can hear me after joey kicked his ass yesterday.
Tristan: Huh? Hey! I heard that last part! He didn't beat me that bad. -___-
Serenity: And I still love him ^__^
Joey: Damnit Serenity! Ill disfigure his face so much you wont recognize him!! *attacks tristan again*
Tristan: Oh god! AAAHHH! Host help!!
Brad: I would normally, but this is pretty funny and we DO have an audience after all. Ok yugi keep going.
Yugi; Ok Tea is. um. great in bed!
Tea: Yes!! ^___^
Yugi: *Tackles Tea to the ground behind some chairs and starts fucking her*
Brad: My god you two are almost as bad as heather. Sheesh. Well I guess we cant ask Yugi anymore, and tea is sort of. "busy" too so lets move on. Joey would you care to answer some ques--
Joey: Take that tristan you bastard!! *smashes a plate over tristans head*
Brad: Hey!! God damnit this is my set, I have to pay for this shit! Ok. Now joey and tristan cant answer either. I knew this show was supposed to have violence but cmon! *is mad now* Mai your next..
Mai: *is turned around*
Brad: AAAHH Stop doin your make-up bitch and turn around!
Mai: Hey don't insult me or ill slap you! Its not my fault I didn't get to do my make-up earlier! You made us get here so early!
Brad: Early?! Do you know how late I was up last night with my business!? I got us here 3 P.M.! What were YOU doing so late last night?
Mai: O_O
Malik: *starts laughing* My sexual recovery happened sooner, rather then later.
Brad: I bet your healed, id be too. Ok then mai, well start the questions with malik. What do you think of him??
Mai: Thank god joey cant hear me but hes a lot better then him! Hes also got a bigger package.
Malik: ^___^
Brad: Oh this is getting good. Ok mai, what about the yamis and their hikaris?
Mai: Well, yugi and yami are pretty hot.
Yami: *wakes up* o_o
Malik: Hey whattabout me?
Mai: Don't worry your still a god in bed.
Malik ^___^
Joey: *gets up from beating up tristan* Ok guys im back. Whad I miss?
Mai: *suddenly clears throat* .and joey os the best boyfriend ever.
Joey: al rite!!
Everyone else: *stares and covers up laughs*
Joey: Hey whats so funny, I'm hot stuff!
Brad: Ahahahahaha. Oh boy. Ok mai finish up on the hikaris and yamis.
Joey: But I thought you asked her about me.
Brad: Um. Heh I did. I did. I meant start on the yamis and hikaris.
Mai: Well marik I hate because he beat me in that evil way of his on the battle city blimp. and malik.
Brad: Heh lets hear this. ^_^
Mai: He is a very interesting person.
Kaiba: A great man like joseph does not deserve to be hurt by a bitch like you!!
Brad: OH yeah I forgot about the gay CEO over there. Havin fun kaiba?
Kaiba: Shut up! Joey! Mai slept with malik last night!!
Joey: O_O God damnit!!
Kaiba: Now you can be with me, my love! *moves closer to joey*
Joey: Get away from me you faggot. *pushes kaiba off* You son of a bitch malik! *attacks malik for the 2nd day in a row*
Brad: Heh you gotta love joey sometimes.
Kaiba: I love him!
Brad: Not like that you freak! I mean love him because without him, my show would barely have ANY violence. (
*audience cheers for joey*
Brad: Soooo. Pegasus, time for your questions.
*everyone turns around and sees Pegasus about to steal the millennium eye out of bakuras pocket*
Bakura: Son of a bitch! *Blasts Pegasus through a wall*
Pegasus: Damnit Brad boy! I was planning that since the beginning of the show and you ruined it!
Brad: Oh quit your bitching you baby.
Pegasus: *attacks brad and is blasted through another wall*
Brad: Don't you EVER attack me again!!
Pegasus: O_O Ok im sorry.
Brad: THAT'S OK IM SORRY, SIR.
Pegasus: Yes sir! Ill be good!
Bakura: *is enjoying every minute of this*
Brad: That's better. Now, lets ask the first question, what do you think of Bakura? Heh ^__^.
Pegasus: AAAAAHHH *buries head in legs and crys*
Brad: *is laughing* Oh cmon I was kiddin. You'd think mr. funnybunny cartoon man would be able to take damn joke. *sighs* Hes never gonna stop that without encouragement. Cecilia!! Get out here please.
Pegasus: O_O O_O O_O O________O O________________________O Ce-cec-cecilia?!
Everyone on the YGO cast: @_@
Cecilia: *walks out of the back room* Oh hi hunny.
Pegasus: How is this possible without all the millennium items?!
Brad: Hmm? Oh I used my magic to bring her back. No bigge.
Pegasus: OH THANK YOU! *hugs brad*
Brad: ewww Please don't touch me. And plus its only for a day.
Pegasus: Noooo T-T
Cecilia: One thing hun before we talk. *backhands Pegasus* What were you thinking?! Turning evil and hurting all those people I should just--
Pegasus: oowww my face! Oh, my love im sorry.
Brad: Hey, this is interesting. Someone Pegasus is scared of besides me. So Cecelia, why did you marry Pegasus.
Cecilia: Because he was a great man and I loved him to death.
Brad: *mutters something about that catching up with her* Did I hear a was in there though?
Cecilia: Yes you did. I'm not sure if I can love a man who would kill like Pegasus would.
Pegasus: Cecilia!! I can change! Please, give me a chance. Since your only here for 24 hours, can I go show you that I'll change?
Brad: Heh this sounds interesting. *throws Pegasus his hotel keys* Don't make me regret that like yesterday.
*Pegasus and Cecilia leave through a back exit*
Brad: *looks at the yugioh cast whispering in the back* What are you all doing back there?
Mako: Nothing -_-
Weevil: Oh we were just making a plan to kill you and escape through the back door.
Mai: Oh you stupid fucking bug boy! *bitchslaps weevil*
Brad: *is standing with an evil look on his face* You all couldn't kill me anyway bahahahaha.
Yami: God damnit we would've escaped! *looks at weevil* OBLITERATE!!
*a blast of light fires through the room but is stopped by a wave of darkness*
Brad: Hey!! No killing today!
Weevil: Oh thank you brad!
Brad: Shut the fuck up. Your one of my least favorite characters on the show, I just don't want you killed because your part of tomorrows segment. *sigh* Hey Isis you seem like the only one here whos not disappointed that you didn't escape.
Isis: *millennium item lights up* Why do you think I came in disappointed. I knew the escape attempt would fail.
Brad: Oh yeah that stupid necklace.
Isis: Speaking of thing in the future you'd better be careful in about 5 minutes.
Brad: Ha, no one here can beat me.
Isis: Alright then. -__-
Brad: Ok lets move on to weevil. Of course im pretty sure all of his answers will be hate. Hate, hate. But lets try anyway.
Brad: So weevil what do you think of yugi and his friends.
Weevil: *in a stracthy annoying voice* Well after what ive heard today and yesterday I think that yugi and tea need to get a room but I still think I could beat yugi without his yami now that he doesn't have exodia. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yugi: *FINALLY gets up from fucking tea* I forgot! Now I can kill weevil for destroying exodia. YAAAHH *attacks weevil*
Brad: Sure you're done there yugi, heh.
Tea: Well I would have kept going for another hour or so but--
Brad: O____O Wow, for a little girl, shes got a lot of energy. *thinks* There goes another person to asl questions. That's been happening a lot today. *looks over at marik and tristan unconscience, and joey with some injuries*
Isis: I warned him.
Brad: What was that Isis? *is tackled from behind by heather* Owww, hey, cmon, im doing a show! Didn't we do enough of that last night! OWW.
Heather: We would've done more if YOU didn't run off of condoms from giving some to yugi!!
Brad: Hey you promised youd behave!!
Heather: That was yesterday!
Brad: *traps heather on a wall with energy* Your gonna be stuck there until the end of the show little missy.
Heather: Awwww -____-
Brad: My god, are there any major, or semi-major characters to ask left?!
Rex: Am I major?
Brad: Hell no you little Imp. Your not even semi-major.
Rex: *Mutters something about brad not being much taller then he is*
Brad: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Heather: Hes right you know.
Brad: I didn't ask for your opinion again!!! And plus, its not height that matters! Its what you have down there that's tall or not! ^___^ And for that short comment! *fires energy at rex that blasts him through a concrete wall and leaves him unconscious* Damn I'm gonna have to pay for this set. or at least repair it. I hope I have enough energy left after this show.
Heather: Just don't wait until tomorrow morning, you'll be too tired. ^__^
Brad: Man I'm almost outta characters, maybe I should end the show now.
Kaiba: No! Don't end it now. I had a great idea just now. Since joey is soo tired from his past 2 fights, he wont be able to stop me! ^_^
Brad: Ewww Stop you from what?? Even though I don't think I have to ask.
Kaiba: *moves over and grabs joey*|
Joey: NOOOOO!!! OH GOD!! *tries to fight him off but is too weak*
Brad: Hey stop that I've gotta better idea. Since you're a major character, how bout I start asking you some questions!
Kaiba: Hell no this is gonna be great. *muffles up joeys screaming*
Brad: Again. normally I would stop this, but who am I to interfere with Kaibas. "strange lust" for joey.
Kaiba: *looks over at crowd from behind food table* Who here doesn't really like joey?
Marik: I sure as hell don't!
Audience member: Neither do I, hes just yugis shadow!
Yugi: *stops kicking weevils fallen body* Heh.
Kaiba:*is still muffling joeys screams* You two hold down his arms and legs then!
Joey: OH GOD NO! *is muffled again*
Kaiba: *after joey is held down kaiba rams into him behind the food counter* Oh yeah your even better then I thought you'd be! *keeps ramming into joey until he comes*
Joey: *is crying* Oh god Ill never be right again! *faints from pain and embarrassment*
Kaiba: *zips up pants and sits down along with the audience member and Marik*
Tea: Im sort of disturbed that a scene of half rape just happened 4 feet away from me.
Brad: And I'm disturbed that I'm hosting this show, but it's great... sometimes. Ok so kaiba, I guess you're the last person for today, because I'm only doing major and semi-major characters of the cast. Heh, what do you think of joey??
Kaiba: He is the best fuck I've ever had. Even better then Marik!
Everyone that is still conscious: O_O
Mai: Oh god, marik looks like malik, and the thought of fucking someone that fucked Kaiba is. just. ewww!! *pukes* Oh god and Kaiba just raped Joey too. *pukes again* I have to get out of here. *runs to the door*
Brad: You know I blocked that with a barrier after weevil told me about the escape attempt.
Mai: 0_0 Nooooo. Hey Ive got a good idea. Hey brad!! Your dick is only 2 inches long and you couldn't defeat an ant if you tried you weak pathetic litt--*is blasted through a wall by brad*
Brad: ooooohhh. So that was her idea. Sorta pointless, because the shows over in 5 minutes.
Everyone still conscious: YAY!
Brad: And you all know that I'm not getting all the unconscious people off the set. Their friends can do that, and if they have no friends, then they can lay here. Um.shit I'm sorta outta material for today, and I don't think anyone really cares about the questions so you all can do whatever you want for the last 4 minutes.
*everyone starts to leave*
Brad: EXCEPT leave.
Mai: Well I'm off dating for a while after what I've seen today. Including Malik, because of marik.
Marik: I NEVER fucked Kaiba.
Kaiba: YES you did!! *Holds out a full color, high definition picture of himself and Marik fucking*
Marik: YOU SAID THAT CAMERA WASN'T ON!!
Kaiba: I LIED JUST INCASE YOU DID THIS!!
*the bickering continues in the back*
Brad: Well that's the end of our show, I hope you all had a great time.
*curtain closes and brad turns off the forcefield on the door*
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Brad: Phew, glad that's over, again. Those people are funny!
Heather: Are you going to untie me now, you said you would.
Brad: Maybe Ill keep you tied. ^___^
Heather: ^___^
Brad: I suppose I should let Pegasus stay in my room, hes only getting his wife for a day.
Heather: Then how bout we have hot animal sex right here on the ground!!
Kenshin: O___O I think I should leave these two alone, that I should.
Brad: Up for another show closing today kenshin?
Kenshin: I'm ready, that I am.
Brad: Ok I'll be behind this.um *looks for something to go behind* I'll be behind nothing! Just close the show.
Brad and heather: *get down and start fucking right there*
Kenshin: You should all now review. Im now going to Kyoto and might not be here for tomorrows show, that I may not.
Brad: Oh shit!! *runs in front of kenshin* They didn't leave did they!! Oh well If they did then they don't deserve to see my show. Sorry I'm late kenshin, I was up a little late last night with. important work. *cough* I haven't gotten any reviews yet but im not even sure this was posted yet so ill just update now.
Kenshin: Shall I do the disclaimer before your horny girlfriend shows up ^__^?
Brad: Shed BETTER still not be horny after last night, im outta condoms . but go ahead. Read this card.
Kenshin: Brad does not own yugioh or rurouni kenshin because if he did, battle city would have the same rules and the trading card game and rurouni kenshin would have had kenshin turn back to batosi the manslayer for a while. Wait what?? Why would you do tha--
Brad: Fic start!
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Brad: Welcome everyone to another great episode of my yugioh show. That means clap!! *raises hands and is about to fire*
*Audience cheers their heads off*
Brad: That's better. Today I'm assuming will be a very interesting show with lots of violence. Wait its like that every show. well this time more then others. *cheers are heard* Why do you ask, because today is the what do you think of everyone day.
Everyone that could make it: *sits in chairs all around a circle.*
Brad: Ok this should be a we let everyone talk and no interrupting event. *bursts out laughing* But we know THAT'S never gonna happen so w/e u guys wanna do, do. Evidentially yugi is first. So yugi I guess your time last night was fun! ^_^ It showed with the stain on my mattress.
Yugi: *BLUSHING* @_@ Last night was. interesting.
Brad: I bet it was a bit more then that, I had to throw out a pair of sheets.
Tea: Its not Yugis fault that hes that good! ^-^
Everyone: *gasps*
Yugi: O____O
Brad: Never knew, or should I say, wanted to know that. But hey, give the little guy some credit, ya never woulda thunk it eh? Ok yugi lets start with your typical group of friends. What do you think of tristan, joey and tea.
Yugi: Well joeys a great friend, even though hes a bit hotheaded.
Joey: Hey! Im not hot headed!
Yugi: -_- Well anyway, tristans also been a good friend to stick with me but im not sure if he can hear me after joey kicked his ass yesterday.
Tristan: Huh? Hey! I heard that last part! He didn't beat me that bad. -___-
Serenity: And I still love him ^__^
Joey: Damnit Serenity! Ill disfigure his face so much you wont recognize him!! *attacks tristan again*
Tristan: Oh god! AAAHHH! Host help!!
Brad: I would normally, but this is pretty funny and we DO have an audience after all. Ok yugi keep going.
Yugi; Ok Tea is. um. great in bed!
Tea: Yes!! ^___^
Yugi: *Tackles Tea to the ground behind some chairs and starts fucking her*
Brad: My god you two are almost as bad as heather. Sheesh. Well I guess we cant ask Yugi anymore, and tea is sort of. "busy" too so lets move on. Joey would you care to answer some ques--
Joey: Take that tristan you bastard!! *smashes a plate over tristans head*
Brad: Hey!! God damnit this is my set, I have to pay for this shit! Ok. Now joey and tristan cant answer either. I knew this show was supposed to have violence but cmon! *is mad now* Mai your next..
Mai: *is turned around*
Brad: AAAHH Stop doin your make-up bitch and turn around!
Mai: Hey don't insult me or ill slap you! Its not my fault I didn't get to do my make-up earlier! You made us get here so early!
Brad: Early?! Do you know how late I was up last night with my business!? I got us here 3 P.M.! What were YOU doing so late last night?
Mai: O_O
Malik: *starts laughing* My sexual recovery happened sooner, rather then later.
Brad: I bet your healed, id be too. Ok then mai, well start the questions with malik. What do you think of him??
Mai: Thank god joey cant hear me but hes a lot better then him! Hes also got a bigger package.
Malik: ^___^
Brad: Oh this is getting good. Ok mai, what about the yamis and their hikaris?
Mai: Well, yugi and yami are pretty hot.
Yami: *wakes up* o_o
Malik: Hey whattabout me?
Mai: Don't worry your still a god in bed.
Malik ^___^
Joey: *gets up from beating up tristan* Ok guys im back. Whad I miss?
Mai: *suddenly clears throat* .and joey os the best boyfriend ever.
Joey: al rite!!
Everyone else: *stares and covers up laughs*
Joey: Hey whats so funny, I'm hot stuff!
Brad: Ahahahahaha. Oh boy. Ok mai finish up on the hikaris and yamis.
Joey: But I thought you asked her about me.
Brad: Um. Heh I did. I did. I meant start on the yamis and hikaris.
Mai: Well marik I hate because he beat me in that evil way of his on the battle city blimp. and malik.
Brad: Heh lets hear this. ^_^
Mai: He is a very interesting person.
Kaiba: A great man like joseph does not deserve to be hurt by a bitch like you!!
Brad: OH yeah I forgot about the gay CEO over there. Havin fun kaiba?
Kaiba: Shut up! Joey! Mai slept with malik last night!!
Joey: O_O God damnit!!
Kaiba: Now you can be with me, my love! *moves closer to joey*
Joey: Get away from me you faggot. *pushes kaiba off* You son of a bitch malik! *attacks malik for the 2nd day in a row*
Brad: Heh you gotta love joey sometimes.
Kaiba: I love him!
Brad: Not like that you freak! I mean love him because without him, my show would barely have ANY violence. (
*audience cheers for joey*
Brad: Soooo. Pegasus, time for your questions.
*everyone turns around and sees Pegasus about to steal the millennium eye out of bakuras pocket*
Bakura: Son of a bitch! *Blasts Pegasus through a wall*
Pegasus: Damnit Brad boy! I was planning that since the beginning of the show and you ruined it!
Brad: Oh quit your bitching you baby.
Pegasus: *attacks brad and is blasted through another wall*
Brad: Don't you EVER attack me again!!
Pegasus: O_O Ok im sorry.
Brad: THAT'S OK IM SORRY, SIR.
Pegasus: Yes sir! Ill be good!
Bakura: *is enjoying every minute of this*
Brad: That's better. Now, lets ask the first question, what do you think of Bakura? Heh ^__^.
Pegasus: AAAAAHHH *buries head in legs and crys*
Brad: *is laughing* Oh cmon I was kiddin. You'd think mr. funnybunny cartoon man would be able to take damn joke. *sighs* Hes never gonna stop that without encouragement. Cecilia!! Get out here please.
Pegasus: O_O O_O O_O O________O O________________________O Ce-cec-cecilia?!
Everyone on the YGO cast: @_@
Cecilia: *walks out of the back room* Oh hi hunny.
Pegasus: How is this possible without all the millennium items?!
Brad: Hmm? Oh I used my magic to bring her back. No bigge.
Pegasus: OH THANK YOU! *hugs brad*
Brad: ewww Please don't touch me. And plus its only for a day.
Pegasus: Noooo T-T
Cecilia: One thing hun before we talk. *backhands Pegasus* What were you thinking?! Turning evil and hurting all those people I should just--
Pegasus: oowww my face! Oh, my love im sorry.
Brad: Hey, this is interesting. Someone Pegasus is scared of besides me. So Cecelia, why did you marry Pegasus.
Cecilia: Because he was a great man and I loved him to death.
Brad: *mutters something about that catching up with her* Did I hear a was in there though?
Cecilia: Yes you did. I'm not sure if I can love a man who would kill like Pegasus would.
Pegasus: Cecilia!! I can change! Please, give me a chance. Since your only here for 24 hours, can I go show you that I'll change?
Brad: Heh this sounds interesting. *throws Pegasus his hotel keys* Don't make me regret that like yesterday.
*Pegasus and Cecilia leave through a back exit*
Brad: *looks at the yugioh cast whispering in the back* What are you all doing back there?
Mako: Nothing -_-
Weevil: Oh we were just making a plan to kill you and escape through the back door.
Mai: Oh you stupid fucking bug boy! *bitchslaps weevil*
Brad: *is standing with an evil look on his face* You all couldn't kill me anyway bahahahaha.
Yami: God damnit we would've escaped! *looks at weevil* OBLITERATE!!
*a blast of light fires through the room but is stopped by a wave of darkness*
Brad: Hey!! No killing today!
Weevil: Oh thank you brad!
Brad: Shut the fuck up. Your one of my least favorite characters on the show, I just don't want you killed because your part of tomorrows segment. *sigh* Hey Isis you seem like the only one here whos not disappointed that you didn't escape.
Isis: *millennium item lights up* Why do you think I came in disappointed. I knew the escape attempt would fail.
Brad: Oh yeah that stupid necklace.
Isis: Speaking of thing in the future you'd better be careful in about 5 minutes.
Brad: Ha, no one here can beat me.
Isis: Alright then. -__-
Brad: Ok lets move on to weevil. Of course im pretty sure all of his answers will be hate. Hate, hate. But lets try anyway.
Brad: So weevil what do you think of yugi and his friends.
Weevil: *in a stracthy annoying voice* Well after what ive heard today and yesterday I think that yugi and tea need to get a room but I still think I could beat yugi without his yami now that he doesn't have exodia. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yugi: *FINALLY gets up from fucking tea* I forgot! Now I can kill weevil for destroying exodia. YAAAHH *attacks weevil*
Brad: Sure you're done there yugi, heh.
Tea: Well I would have kept going for another hour or so but--
Brad: O____O Wow, for a little girl, shes got a lot of energy. *thinks* There goes another person to asl questions. That's been happening a lot today. *looks over at marik and tristan unconscience, and joey with some injuries*
Isis: I warned him.
Brad: What was that Isis? *is tackled from behind by heather* Owww, hey, cmon, im doing a show! Didn't we do enough of that last night! OWW.
Heather: We would've done more if YOU didn't run off of condoms from giving some to yugi!!
Brad: Hey you promised youd behave!!
Heather: That was yesterday!
Brad: *traps heather on a wall with energy* Your gonna be stuck there until the end of the show little missy.
Heather: Awwww -____-
Brad: My god, are there any major, or semi-major characters to ask left?!
Rex: Am I major?
Brad: Hell no you little Imp. Your not even semi-major.
Rex: *Mutters something about brad not being much taller then he is*
Brad: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Heather: Hes right you know.
Brad: I didn't ask for your opinion again!!! And plus, its not height that matters! Its what you have down there that's tall or not! ^___^ And for that short comment! *fires energy at rex that blasts him through a concrete wall and leaves him unconscious* Damn I'm gonna have to pay for this set. or at least repair it. I hope I have enough energy left after this show.
Heather: Just don't wait until tomorrow morning, you'll be too tired. ^__^
Brad: Man I'm almost outta characters, maybe I should end the show now.
Kaiba: No! Don't end it now. I had a great idea just now. Since joey is soo tired from his past 2 fights, he wont be able to stop me! ^_^
Brad: Ewww Stop you from what?? Even though I don't think I have to ask.
Kaiba: *moves over and grabs joey*|
Joey: NOOOOO!!! OH GOD!! *tries to fight him off but is too weak*
Brad: Hey stop that I've gotta better idea. Since you're a major character, how bout I start asking you some questions!
Kaiba: Hell no this is gonna be great. *muffles up joeys screaming*
Brad: Again. normally I would stop this, but who am I to interfere with Kaibas. "strange lust" for joey.
Kaiba: *looks over at crowd from behind food table* Who here doesn't really like joey?
Marik: I sure as hell don't!
Audience member: Neither do I, hes just yugis shadow!
Yugi: *stops kicking weevils fallen body* Heh.
Kaiba:*is still muffling joeys screams* You two hold down his arms and legs then!
Joey: OH GOD NO! *is muffled again*
Kaiba: *after joey is held down kaiba rams into him behind the food counter* Oh yeah your even better then I thought you'd be! *keeps ramming into joey until he comes*
Joey: *is crying* Oh god Ill never be right again! *faints from pain and embarrassment*
Kaiba: *zips up pants and sits down along with the audience member and Marik*
Tea: Im sort of disturbed that a scene of half rape just happened 4 feet away from me.
Brad: And I'm disturbed that I'm hosting this show, but it's great... sometimes. Ok so kaiba, I guess you're the last person for today, because I'm only doing major and semi-major characters of the cast. Heh, what do you think of joey??
Kaiba: He is the best fuck I've ever had. Even better then Marik!
Everyone that is still conscious: O_O
Mai: Oh god, marik looks like malik, and the thought of fucking someone that fucked Kaiba is. just. ewww!! *pukes* Oh god and Kaiba just raped Joey too. *pukes again* I have to get out of here. *runs to the door*
Brad: You know I blocked that with a barrier after weevil told me about the escape attempt.
Mai: 0_0 Nooooo. Hey Ive got a good idea. Hey brad!! Your dick is only 2 inches long and you couldn't defeat an ant if you tried you weak pathetic litt--*is blasted through a wall by brad*
Brad: ooooohhh. So that was her idea. Sorta pointless, because the shows over in 5 minutes.
Everyone still conscious: YAY!
Brad: And you all know that I'm not getting all the unconscious people off the set. Their friends can do that, and if they have no friends, then they can lay here. Um.shit I'm sorta outta material for today, and I don't think anyone really cares about the questions so you all can do whatever you want for the last 4 minutes.
*everyone starts to leave*
Brad: EXCEPT leave.
Mai: Well I'm off dating for a while after what I've seen today. Including Malik, because of marik.
Marik: I NEVER fucked Kaiba.
Kaiba: YES you did!! *Holds out a full color, high definition picture of himself and Marik fucking*
Marik: YOU SAID THAT CAMERA WASN'T ON!!
Kaiba: I LIED JUST INCASE YOU DID THIS!!
*the bickering continues in the back*
Brad: Well that's the end of our show, I hope you all had a great time.
*curtain closes and brad turns off the forcefield on the door*
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Brad: Phew, glad that's over, again. Those people are funny!
Heather: Are you going to untie me now, you said you would.
Brad: Maybe Ill keep you tied. ^___^
Heather: ^___^
Brad: I suppose I should let Pegasus stay in my room, hes only getting his wife for a day.
Heather: Then how bout we have hot animal sex right here on the ground!!
Kenshin: O___O I think I should leave these two alone, that I should.
Brad: Up for another show closing today kenshin?
Kenshin: I'm ready, that I am.
Brad: Ok I'll be behind this.um *looks for something to go behind* I'll be behind nothing! Just close the show.
Brad and heather: *get down and start fucking right there*
Kenshin: You should all now review. Im now going to Kyoto and might not be here for tomorrows show, that I may not.
