Brad: Guess whos back for another show.... MAYBE I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE IT BECAUSE YOU UNGREATFUL BASTARDS ARENT REVIEWING!! One of the few reasons I'm having this show is thanks to Raptorix who reviewed twice. YES TWICE YOU ASSHOLES. *clears throat* Were we planning on having a long introduction today?

Kenshin: Im not sure. You were screaming at the fans, that you were, and this is your show anyway.

Heather: AND MINE!

Brad: -_- No it is NOT yours too. YOU just add the little perverted times and comments into it.

Heather: YOU'RE MEAN!!

Brad: I'm evil, what do you expect, and plus, being evil is fun.

Heather: And you being evil is fun for me too. ^_^

Brad: I'm talking about ON the show.

Heather: It COULD be on the show ^_^

Brad: This is what I mean. Ok i feel like doing the disclaimer today so here we go. I do not own yugioh or rurouni kenshin in any way, shape, form, time period, or era...RIGHT NOW. But i might soon enough be prepared.

Heather: Up for some fun before the show? ^_^

Brad: You know, your the reason I'm always tired before these things. Lets start this thing already.

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Brad: Here we are, on show #3. Oh boy...woohoo. Like said above, start reviewing or I will take all your souls and put them in this soul box. Now anyway, i hope everyone recovered from last show.

Everyone who was injured last show: -_- yeah...sure...whatever.

Brad: Ok then, as I'm sure most of you have not noticed, nor cared, weevil is missing at the moment. He will be our first topic for the show, and after that...um...we'll figure something out. For the rumors we've heard about weevil, part of the show will be aired nationwide. K time to unlock the door. *unlocks door*

Weevil: It wasnt my fault I'm late, the door was locked!

Brad: FINE. I'll give you a break this time. Now anyway lets get this going quick. *blasts weevil with dark energy* Now he is hypnotized and will answer anything we want.

Everyone else: O_O

Mai: Could you do that to any of us?!

Brad: Yes but weevils the easiest because he's a loser and has almost no free will. ^_^ So would anyone like to ask him anything??

Joey: Weevil, why did you throw yugi's exodia cards overboard?

Weevil: Because i could never beat it, and i knew yugi was a better duelist then me in every way there is.

Yugi: Joey, we already knew that. Why'd you have him tell us.

Joey: Yeah i know..*pulls out tape recorder* But i think these things are better to have on record. ^__^

Brad: Ok, now lets get on to the little disturbing issues I've heard about this kid. Weevil are you a virgin.

Weevil: No

Everyone else: O_O

Brad: Heh just listen. What did you lose your virginity to?

Mako: Dont you mean who?

Brad: No I mean what. Now roll the cameras.

*cameras roll*

Weevil: I lost my virginity to bugs. Lots and lots of bugs.

Mai: OH GOD DISGUSTING *pukes*

Joey: aaaahhhh i thought seto was sick!!!!!!!

*everyone is cringing and hurling*

Brad: Oh god it was true, ugh. Lets try this second part now. If you could have anyone here who would it be.

Weevil: It would be rex raptor.

Brad: Heh glad he's not here now, but i hope he sees this. So weevil, what would you have done to rex raptor??

Weevil: I would have whipped and chained him and make his squeel. Then every night we would have hot animal sex and I would tear his ass up.

Brad: Ohmigod I really should stop doing these force truth things. But theyre sooo funny.

*everyone is laughing*

Brad: Ok turn off the cameras, all I needed was that 5 minute segment. Anyway lets wake weevil up now.

Everyone: *still laughing*"

Brad: Shut up I'm gonna wake him up. *"wakes up" weevil*

Weevil: Did the show start yet??

Heather: Hahahahahahahahahaha. He likes the whips and chains as much as I do.

Weevil: WHAT?! WHAT?! I mean... I dont know what your talking about.

Brad: Thank god for TV. Hey weevil watch the channel 7 news tonight. ^_^ Um..oh shit, does anyone have anything for the show?? *everyone is silent* YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDIN. um...um

Mai: I've got an idea.

Brad: (thank the lord) Whats your idea.

Mai: A talk about make-up!!

Brad: I shoulda known... Does anyone have a less blond idea?!

Mai: I take offense to that!!

Brad: Good! *hits mai with energy, knocking her out* I'm sick of her voice anyway.

Heather: Hey! I've seen Yugioh a few times. Why dont we talk to Pegasus's employees because I dont think they like him.

Brad: Thats a shit idea. I've got a better one. We can talk to Pegasus's employees and see what they think about him!

Everyone: -_-

Brad: WHAT?! Well I hate you all too!

Heather: Including me?? T-T

Brad: No! Cmon lets not get into this now. Keemo, croquet, Para, dox, get out here.

*all 4 come out*

Para: We cant be here...

Dox: ...on this show

Para: We've got things to do...

Dox:...we need to go.

Brad: Oh man this is gonna be annoying having them talk like that through the whole segment.

Para: We dont want to be here

Dox: We hate you so

Para: We'll talk like this..

Dox:...untill you let us go

Brad: Well you'll be talking like that for a long time then. Ok so lets talk to Keemo. Keemo..

Keemo: What...??

Brad: Do you LIKE hurting and capturing people for pegasus?

Keemo: UM.....no.

Brad: Damn I was hoping you liked the pain and torture.

Keemo: Oh oh i do!

Brad: Tricked ya. YOu horrible son of a--

Keemo: WAIT NOO!! AAAHHH *is blasted through a wall by brad*

Brad: I sure have a habit of that dont I....

Weevil: Yes you do.

Brad: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!! *blasts weevil through a wall*

Joey: Heh, wow. Ya'd think that after weevil getting blasted through a wall, having his ass kicked by yugi, and having his inner feelings revealed to the nation, that brad would spare him ANOTHER wall smash.

Brad: Heh, yeah but it was funny.

Yugi: Thats true

Para: That kid got smashed through a wall

Dox: Were not sad

Para: The same thing'll happen

Dox: When we jump Brad!

Para and dox:*attack brad*

Brad: *turns around* what?! You bastards!! *blasts them and both para and dox become attached to a wall* NOW YOU TWO BE GOOD LITTLE TWINS!! *is mad* God if you two werent another part of this show i wouldve killed you both. So anyway... *turns to the wall* So, my little ornaments, are you going to answer some questions for my great show.

Para: We will answer, for risk of death.

Dox: But later if we cant fight you, We'll kill heath.

Heather: Bull shit!

Brad: Heh, you'd never get a chance. *puts a shield around heather* SO my little puppets, I think the question on everyones mind is why do you both talk together in rhyme. Are you both just freaks or is there a reason?

Para: When we were born, we were siamese.

Dox: From our heads, down to our knees.

Para: We were seperated, by our doctor mike,

Dox: And ever since then, we've thought alike.

Brad: Ok that explains the talking together, but why the rhyming??

Para: To stop talking together

Dox: Would be like treason,

Para: But for the rhyming,

Dox: There is no reason.

Joey: So basically what yer sayin is that ya are both idiots.

Para: Shut up fool!!

Dox You have no brain!!

Para: For talking like this,

Dox: Keeps us sane.

Brad: Then this will be very funny. *hits para and dox with energy*

Para: This energy is making us stop talking in rhyme!!

Dox: We have to resist it, were running out of time!!

Para and Dox: NOOOO!!!! @_@

Para: Oh god he did it. *crys*

Dox: This is horrible. AAGGHHH!! *crys*

Brad: Oh shut up, ill take the spell off if you answer soem questions.

Para: Fine...

Brad: Why do you two work for pegasus.

Dox: I dunno.

Brad: REAL ANSWER! *blasts them with a truth spell*

Para: Because it was good money

Dox: And because we were the only 2 people with no lifes, so we could stay underground all the time during duelist kingdom.

Joey: Not surprising. What do you think yuge?

Yugi: I was wondering how they could be down there waiting for us..

Tristan: Hey pretty boy Kaiba, you should hire those two as eliminators in a battle city tournament or soemthing. I'm sure theyd do anything...

Kaiba: Shut up worm! I'd rather have my puppy by my side anyway. ^__^ *winks at joey and blows him a kiss*

Joey: AHH!! OH GOD!

Brad: Hey if you kids cant co-exist in the same room I'll have to--

Joey: *hopefully* Make one of us leave....

Brad: No; I was going to say blast you through a wall.

*everyone is silent*

Brad: So like I was saying, I wanted to ask all of Pegasus's employees what their pay was, but croquets fired, and keemos through a wall, so I'll just have to ask Para and Dox what their pay is.

Para: $178,000

*simultaneously*

Dox: $192.000

Para: O_O You cheap little bastard!!! ........

Heather: What?!?

Brad: It's called sarcasm. *mutters about having to love a canadian*

Heather: What was that?!?!

Brad: Well I'd say that about raps it up for todays show. Thank you for watching. Maybe now I'll have a wild drunk party. Hey! Ill just have one next show, unless I think of an ACTUAL idea.

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Brad: That was another interesting show with lots of wall blasting and facts that our audience could've lived without.

Heather: But even if you have a wild, drunk, party show tomorow we can still have our part tonight too right??

Brad: Of course! ^_^

Kenshin: Well I'm leaving Brad. Farewell untill tommorrow.

Brad: Hey, dont leave now. Why dont ya come to the party. I'm calling a shit load of people and I'm sure that even Mr. Honorable will be able to find himself a "fun" time. *winks*

Kenshin: Um..um..uh... Brad I dont..um...think I would ever do anything...um..like that.

Brad: Heh, ok, but lets see if mr kenshin will change his tune and run off with one of the strippers after a couple of shots of vodka.

Heather: Time to have fun!! ^__^ See you all tomorow!

Brad: AND REVIEW!! Or maybe I'll just have all my drunk parties at my house and not on the show. Farewell.