(Hello again)

Karalen: Once again, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.

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CHAPTER 2: YUGI VS. RIDES

Yami: Yugi! Please forgive me for that kitchen occurrence! I promise, I'll never do it again!

Yugi: (has his arms crossed and has a cute little pout) NO!

Yami: Please?

Yugi: (turns his head away from Yami) NO!

Yami: *sigh* Fine. I know that you aren't on happy terms with me Yugi, but I also wanted to tell you that I won two tickets to Disney World...though you probably won't go with me-

Yugi: (chibifies) Weawy?! (Really?!) What are we waiting for, wet's go!

Yami: I thought you didn't like me anymore...

Yugi: Aw, I forgive you Yami! Now, wet's go to Disney World! (his legs run as fast as they can go to the car) C'mon Yami! Weave all that can be spared! We twavel wight ((light))! ((line from Lord of the Rings))

Yami: Hang on, I need to find your keys...

Yugi: (hot wires the car)

Yami: Of course, that'll work too! (gets in the car and starts to drive to Disney World)

(1 minute later)

Yugi: Are we there yet?

Yami: No.

Yugi: Are we there yet?

Yami: No.

Yugi: Are we there yet?

Yami: NO! I mean...no.

Yugi: I'm bowed ((bored))! I'm tiword ((tired))! I'm hungwy! Are we there yet? I hafta pee!

Yami: (rubs his temples) This is gonna be a loooong ride...

(2 hours later)

Yami: We're here!!! Oh thank Ra, we're here!

Yugi: YAAAAY!!! (runs towards the park)

Yami: O_O Aibou wait! Watch out for the cars! (runs after him)

Yugi: (gets in the park) YAAAAAY!!! I wanna go on this one! (goes to a ride called 'Strider's ride'. Gets in a long line for it)

Yami: (catches up to Yugi) Are you sure you want to ride this?

Yugi: Yep ^_^!

(they get to the front of the line)

Man operating the ride: Sorry kid, you're too small.

Yugi: (unchibifies and glares at MOTR) What. Did. You. Say?

MOTR: Um...but when you grow like that, you're at least four feet tall, so you can ride it! (lets Yugi get on)

Yugi: (chibifies) YAY!

Yami: (goes to the side to watch Yugi) How fast does this ride go anyway?

MOTR: That guy will explain.

Yugi: (on ride. He talks to the man next to him) How fast does this thing go?

MNTY (Man next to Yugi): 10 miles going up-

Yugi: What?! I can run faster than that! (they're at the top of the ride)

Yami: Yeah!

MNTY: ...and 250 miles going down.

Yami: O_O

Yugi: ...oh shi- (the ride goes down at 250 miles per hour)

Yami: Man, that's fast...

(a few minutes later. Yugi and MNTY get off the ride looking like they've been dragged though hell.)

Yami: YUGI! Aibou, are you all right?

Yugi: I...I...wanna wide it again! (he goes to another one, called 'Freezer's revenge')

Yami: (to the MOTR as Yugi gets on the ride) How fast does this one go?

MOTR: 320 miles per hour.

Yami: ...Yugi, you'll need to go on this one by yourself.

Yugi: Huh? But why Yami?

Yami: Um...Because I'm too short!

Yugi: Wha- (ride starts) How fast does this go?

MNTY: 320.

Yugi: .......(the ride shoots off, going from 0 to 320 mph in 2 seconds)

Yami: Daaaaaaang...

(A few minutes later. Yugi and MNTY is thrown off the ride)

Yami: (catches Yugi) Hikari, maybe we should-

Yugi: MORE!!! (runs towards another one)

Yami: (sighs and follows him. Yugi gets on a ride called 'Hiei's Kokuryuha' before Yami can stop him) Let me guess. This one goes at 450 miles per hour?

MOTR: Oh, don't be silly!

Yami: Finally, a ride that won't torture Yugi...

MOTR: This baby goes at 655 mph!

Yami: HOLY CRAP YUGI'S GONNA DIE!!!!!!!

Yugi: How fast does this go?

MNTY: 655 mph.

Yugi: HOLY SHI- (rides jets off to 500 mph. Then the track is gone, and the ride flies up and meets another track. The ride goes straight down in a fire cave at 655 mph)

Yami: Man, I don't think he'll survive this...

MOTR: Nonsense! There's only 7 deaths per week on the ride!

Yami: Holy crap, YUGI!

(a few minutes later, the cart is flung into the air. Yugi and MNTY land on the ground before Yami can catch them.)

Yami: YUGI! Are you allright?

Yugi: I don't feel so good Yami...(unchibifies as he runs to a trash can and looses his lunch)

Yami: My poor Aibou...(hugs Yugi from behind)

Yugi: YAMI!!! (the pressure of the hug causes Yugi to throw up in the trash can again)

Yami: Oh...sorry...

Yugi: Ugggggh....

Yami: Do you want me to take you home?

Yugi: (vomits again)

Yami: ...I'll take that as a yes. (picks Yugi up) If you vomit on me, I'm so going to kill you.

Yugi: Not to worry Yami...I swallowed the last one...

Yami: (grossed out) ......

(back at home)

Yami: (throws Yugi on the couch) It's all right Yugi! I'm sure you'll feel better soon!

Yugi: I'm not so sure Yami...Urg...Yami, I don't think I can hold it back anymore...

Yami: (gets a trashcan and sets it beside Yugi) If you need to throw up, just slam dunk it in here!

(1 hour later)

Yami: (replaces the trash can for the fiftieth time) Jeez, what's the matter with you aibou?!

Yugi: (throws up in the new trashcan)

Yami: Do you want me to stay with you?

Yugi: (vomits again)

Yami: ...I'll take that as a yes. (pulls up a chair, then feels Yugi's forehead) Holy crap Yugi! You're burning hot! (Yami pulls his hand away, and realizes he has a second degree burn on his hand) Dayum.

To be continued....

Karalen: Like? Hate? Review anyway! Strider comes from Lord of the Rings, Freezer comes from Dragonball Z, and Hiei comes from Yu Yu Hakusho. I don't own any of them. Again, some of my ideas came from 'You know this is a bad idea, right?' Review, please?