Anything-Goes Karaoke
NekoRanma13
A/N: Thanks for waiting a bit! I don't have much to say so… on with the fic!
D/C: I do not own Ranma ½ or any songs in this fic. Ya hear me now? Good…
"I… I can't believe Akane did that…" Ranma whispered to himself, under the roar of applause, staring at Akane in disbelief & horrified, "how could she …"
Ranma got up and walked onto the stage, numbly. He punched in his song and stared out at the audience. He took one glance at Akane's smug look and snapped out of the numbness. He smirked at her as the music began to play.
I've had enough of your attitude! It all ends right now!
Today, with this match, I'll end this, once and for all.
I leap over the fence that trembles in the breeze,
And come face to face with you, in an empty lot, at sunset.
With each step, I draw closer, you seem farther away.
That stubbornness isn't going to do you any good.
With a single finger, I strike out and settle this,
I'll show you the truth that's in my heart.
You're uncute, and you ain't sexy,
On top of that, you're not very agreeable!
I didn't come out to pick this fight because I like you!
You're uncute, and you ain't sexy,
And I ain't in the mood to argue!
So don't try to see through what I brandish, and call it love,
You slow-witted chick!
Lend an ear to the advice I'm giving you.
'Cause I don't want to say this more than once.
Do you think I can just leave you alone
When you're such a worrisome klutz?
You're uncute, and you ain't sexy,
On top of that, you're not very strong!
It's not like I'm hanging out with you because I like you!
You're uncute, and you ain't sexy,
And I ain't in the mood to butter you up!
So don't try to grab hold of what I've shattered, and call it love
You slow-witted chick!
He looked down at Akane and she had tears in her eyes. He suddenly realized what he had done. Sadly, he left the stage, giving it up to whatever Akane came up with next. She walked up onto the stage slowly and selected her song. As the music began, she smiled softly at Ranma.
Your summer eyes dazzle too much.
Drenched white shirt I can't see your heart.
You don't put on a smile? 'Coz you who always bluff.
Gaze absent-mindedly across the sea,
While we are friends, the seasons pass away
While…
You are a Piece of Love.
A piece of a puzzle hiding in my heart.
Never-starting love song that couldn't be sung.
A Piece of Love.
You're lonesome and won't even stay put.
You snub me, I'm so hurt, I cry while keeping it back.
If you notice, the silver waves turned orange.
Your footsteps can no longer be traced.
You draw near me, without having yet kissed.
You touched me with a smile.
You are a Piece of Love.
The last piece forgotten somewhere.
At this rate, it does not equal memories that do not begin.
A Piece of Love.
Gentle words flood your heart.
I can hear it. My lips want to play a new love song.
You are a Piece of Love.
A piece of a puzzle hiding in my heart.
Never-starting love song that couldn't be sung.
A Piece of Love.
You're lonesome and won't even stay put.
You snub me, I'm so hurt, I cry while keeping it back.
A Piece of Love.........
Ranma sat in his seat as he watched the sad and angry Akane trudge down the stiars, off the stage. All of the sudden, he thought of a perfect song to sing. He jumped up, just as Akane sat down, ran onto the stage smiling, and selected his song. Akane glared at his smile in her upset state. This made him grin even more as he got ready to sing.
It's been one week since you looked at me,
Cocked your head to one side and said, "I'm angry."
Five days since you laughed at me, saying,
"Get that together, come back and see me."
Three days since the living room,
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you.
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me,
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry.
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched the frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert" got mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know the vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I still have the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me and not I sit back
And wait till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this on
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing
Get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon has got
The boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing.
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said, "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry…
A/N: That's all for now, ya'll! There's gonna be only one more chapter… or at least that's what I'm planning on. ^_^' Anyways… I hope you've been enjoying the fic, and please review, I love to hear your opinions!
D/C: this is just for the record: I don't own the song "One Week" (this last song for those who might not know) it's owned by the band Bare Naked Ladies, ok? ^.^ Good!
