(Hello again!)
Karalen: My next chapter! I'm on a roll! Anyway, Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me. Hell, you'd know if I owned it! Yaoi would ensue and Tea would die in every episode!
"Yugi: Oh my God! You killed Tea!
Yami: OUR SAVIORS!!! (hugs the people that killed Tea)"
Karalen: It would be like that in every episode! But unfortunately, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, so none of this would happen. Hey! I can dream can't I? Anyway, here's the story!
(blah) - Action 'blah' - names
"blah" - Quotes
((blah)) - Me interrupting the story
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CHAPTER 3: IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
Yami: Yugi...aibou...what am I going to do with you?
Yugi: (vomits)
Yami: Might as well get you to your room. (picks up Yugi)
Yugi: NOOOOOO!!! I don't wanna be picked up!
Yami: Too bad! (holds Yugi like a baby and carries him upstairs)
Yugi: I've never been so humiliated in my sad and pitiful life...
Yami: (throws Yugi on his bed) There! Now I need to go downstairs and think about what to do with you...
Yugi: Why do you talk to yourself so much?
Yami: I honestly don't know.
Yugi: (vomits)
Yami: ...right. I need to go now. (heads downstairs and paces) Now, what to do, what to do..WAIT! I know! (reaches towards the phone)
Yugi: (from his room) DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT PHONE YAMI, OR I'LL RIP YOUR PRIVATES OFF!!!!
Yami: O_O Dayum, he's good! (looks at the phone) I'd rather keep my privates...
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: (jumps a foot in the air) Who in the world would come at a time like this?!
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: All right, all right! (opens door) OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!
Tea: YAAAAMIIIIIII!!!! (clutches his arm) I'm just sooooooooo happy I found you! I heard Yugi was sick? Is he ok? Friends should be there for each other you know, because friendship is very valuable! Friendship is like-
Yami: (stares disgustingly at Tea's drool on his arm) Shut up Tea! My poor aibou's sick, and I really need some help now!
Tea: Help? OOOOOOH FUN! Help help help! I love help! I wanna help! (frowns as she thinks hard of a way to help Yugi. Three seconds later) ARRRRRGH!!! MY HEAD!!! MY BRAIN, IT HURTS!!! IT BUUUUUUURNS!!!
(Tea clutches her head and rolls on the floor while screaming)
Yami: .......
Tea: You know, complete brain shut-downs are a lot like friendship! It-
Yami: Oh ye gods, someone please help me!
(Suddenly, a voice from above fills the room)
VFA: I SHALL SMITE THEE!
(A lighting bolt hits Tea and fries her to a pile of ashes)
Yami: Thanks Anubis!
VFA: NO PROBLEM!
Yami: Now then, what to do, what to do...?
Cloaked-figure-on-TV: Is your light sick? Is he vomiting excessively? Well give that Yugi-boy...I mean, that hikari a bottle of these! It's called, 'Vomit-go-away!'
Yami: Hm? Maybe this could help my Yugi...
CFOT: That's right, it can help your Yugi-boy! All you have to call is 1- 800-PEGASUSRULZ!
Yami: This seems awfully fishy...
CFOT: I guarantee, this offer is not fishy at all! Just call 1-800- PEGASUSRULZ!
Yami: Wow, that must really work! But...I wanna keep my privates...
CFOT: And if you can't get to a phone, send an email to "It's_Wine_not_Fruit_Juice!_@aol.com"!
Yami: All right then! (goes to computer and goes to e-mail. He reads what he types) "HELP! My hikari is vomiting and dying! Send help immediately! -Anonymous" SEND!
(Two seconds later)
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: That must be the medicine! (opens door. The CFOT is there with a bottle of 'Vomit-go-away')
CFOT: (throws the bottle at Yami) There you go my good boy! And send my condolences to Yugi-boy!
Yami: Um...ok...
CFOT: Ciao! (runs away)
Yami: (runs up to Yugi's room) Yugi! I've got some medicine! It'll make you feel better, I promise!
Yugi: (looks like he's on a deathbed) Auuuuugh...
Yami: Don't worry hikari! You'll be better soon! (he pops out two pills and puts them in Yugi's mouth)
Yugi: EW! This tastes horrible!
Yami: But it could be the only way to help you!
Yugi: Fine. (he swallows them. A few minutes later, he starts shaking violently)
Yami: Aibou?!
Yugi: Yami...I..can't breathe...
Yami: YUGI!!!
Yugi: (passes out)
Yami: (runs in circles around the room) MY YUGI'S GONNA DIE MY YUGI'S GONNA DIE MY YUGI'S GONNA DIE!!! NOOOOOOO!!! (throws Yugi over his shoulder and leaps out of the window) ((Just imagine all of this happening...))
(A few minutes later)
Yami: (bursts through the hospital doors) HELP!!! YUGI'S DYING!!!
Nurse: (monotone voice) You'll have to wait, sir.
Yami: (throws Yugi on a nearby stretcher) NO!!! YOU HELP HIM NOW!!!
Nurse: *sigh* Fine. (gets on intercom) Attention Dr. Bluestar. Get help for this poor child.
Yami: (glares at the nurse) He's not a child!
Nurse: Whatever.
(The doctor comes racing down the hallway)
Dr. Bluestar: NURSE! Where is this poor child?! ((By the way, Dr. Bluestar's a girl))
Yami: (glares at Dr. Bluestar)
Nurse: (points to the stretcher Yugi's on)
Yugi: (shaking violently and vomits)
Dr. Bluestar: (points a finger towards the hall) To the emergency room!!! (grabs the stretcher and sprints down the hallway)
Yami: (tries to keep up)
Dr. Bluestar: (checks Yugi. Looks up at Yami) Did you give him anything?
Yami: Well, this guy gave me a bottle of 'Vomit-go-away'.
Dr. Bluestar: Can I see it?
Yami: (throws it at the Doctor)
Dr. Bluestar: Side affects may include shaking, vomiting, and victim death?! (rips off label) AH HA! Just as I feared! (shows the bottle to Yami) It is in reality...RAT POISON!!!
Yami: ...???
Dr. Bluestar: ......
Yami: .......???
Dr. Bluestar: .....Do you know what Rat poison is?
Yami: Um...no.
Dr. Bluestar: I see. Well, this boy's life is in grave danger!
Yami: (GASP!) NO!
Dr. Bluestar: YES! WE MUST OPERATE!!!
Yami: YES MAME!!! (stands beside Dr. Bluestar)
Dr. Bluestar: Um...no. You are staying outside while I operate.
Yami: But I wanna help my YUUUUUGIIIIIIIII!!!
Dr. Bluestar: Do not worry! I shall save your YUUUUUGIIIIIIIII from death! (starts to cut Yugi's stomach open)
Yami: O_O (faints)
(A few hours later)
Yami: Urg...Yugi?! YUGI?! (sits up and looks around. He's on a hospital bed. Dr. Bluestar is in a chair beside him) Well?! Where's my Yugi?!
Dr. Bluestar: Do not worry! Your YUUUUUGIIIIIIIII will be just fine! He'll take a while to recover, but I have once again saved another life! (strikes a triumphant pose)
Yami: Would you mind telling me where his room is?
Dr. Bluestar: Oh, sure! (leads Yami out of the room)
(10 hours later)
Dr. Bluestar: We're here!
Yami: Finally! (goes in room) GAH!!!
Yugi: (looks like he's been dragged through hell five times) Oh...hello Yami.
Yami: YUGI!!! What did that doctor do to you?!
Yugi: She saved me.
Yami: Oh.
Yugi: (looks at himself) Oh, this was from the 'Vomit-go-away'.
Yami: I'll kill the man that did this to you...
Yugi: (has a LOOK in his eye) I should kill you for giving me that stuff...
Yami: Eh heh heh...but...um...(feels Yugi's forehead) Hey! At least your fever's gone, ne?
Yugi: (glares) Yeah.
Yami: So um...let's take you home!
Yugi: Ok. (falls asleep)
Yami: *sighs* This may be my only chance...(kisses Yugi on the lips. Then he picks up Yugi) Let's go home aibou...
Yugi: (secretly smiling)
Yami: (tries to walk out of the hospital)
Nurse: Ahem!
Yugi: (wakes up)
Yami: (glares at nurse) Yes?
Nurse: You still need to pay up.
Yugi: How much?
Nurse: Well, considering you had your stomach pumped, then you had tests run on you so that you wouldn't catch anything else, I'd say 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 yen.
Yugi: .....(faints in Yami's arms)
Yami: Good idea! (faints as well)
Dr. Bluestar: They make such a nice couple! Here, I'll pay for them! (gives the nurse that much money)
Nurse: Wow. You're loaded.
Dr. Bluestar: I know! ^_^!
TO BE CONTINUED
Karalen: Please tell me you liked that! Oh, and Dr. Bluestar belongs to me, but you can use her if you want! Just give credit to me. She's an over dramatic and over confident doctor who takes everything seriously. And please leave a review!
Three guesses who the Cloaked Figure on TV is...-_-;;;...as if it isn't obvious enough...heh heh, Yami's so clueless...
Karalen: My next chapter! I'm on a roll! Anyway, Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me. Hell, you'd know if I owned it! Yaoi would ensue and Tea would die in every episode!
"Yugi: Oh my God! You killed Tea!
Yami: OUR SAVIORS!!! (hugs the people that killed Tea)"
Karalen: It would be like that in every episode! But unfortunately, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, so none of this would happen. Hey! I can dream can't I? Anyway, here's the story!
(blah) - Action 'blah' - names
"blah" - Quotes
((blah)) - Me interrupting the story
/////////////////////////////
CHAPTER 3: IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
Yami: Yugi...aibou...what am I going to do with you?
Yugi: (vomits)
Yami: Might as well get you to your room. (picks up Yugi)
Yugi: NOOOOOO!!! I don't wanna be picked up!
Yami: Too bad! (holds Yugi like a baby and carries him upstairs)
Yugi: I've never been so humiliated in my sad and pitiful life...
Yami: (throws Yugi on his bed) There! Now I need to go downstairs and think about what to do with you...
Yugi: Why do you talk to yourself so much?
Yami: I honestly don't know.
Yugi: (vomits)
Yami: ...right. I need to go now. (heads downstairs and paces) Now, what to do, what to do..WAIT! I know! (reaches towards the phone)
Yugi: (from his room) DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT PHONE YAMI, OR I'LL RIP YOUR PRIVATES OFF!!!!
Yami: O_O Dayum, he's good! (looks at the phone) I'd rather keep my privates...
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: (jumps a foot in the air) Who in the world would come at a time like this?!
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: All right, all right! (opens door) OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!
Tea: YAAAAMIIIIIII!!!! (clutches his arm) I'm just sooooooooo happy I found you! I heard Yugi was sick? Is he ok? Friends should be there for each other you know, because friendship is very valuable! Friendship is like-
Yami: (stares disgustingly at Tea's drool on his arm) Shut up Tea! My poor aibou's sick, and I really need some help now!
Tea: Help? OOOOOOH FUN! Help help help! I love help! I wanna help! (frowns as she thinks hard of a way to help Yugi. Three seconds later) ARRRRRGH!!! MY HEAD!!! MY BRAIN, IT HURTS!!! IT BUUUUUUURNS!!!
(Tea clutches her head and rolls on the floor while screaming)
Yami: .......
Tea: You know, complete brain shut-downs are a lot like friendship! It-
Yami: Oh ye gods, someone please help me!
(Suddenly, a voice from above fills the room)
VFA: I SHALL SMITE THEE!
(A lighting bolt hits Tea and fries her to a pile of ashes)
Yami: Thanks Anubis!
VFA: NO PROBLEM!
Yami: Now then, what to do, what to do...?
Cloaked-figure-on-TV: Is your light sick? Is he vomiting excessively? Well give that Yugi-boy...I mean, that hikari a bottle of these! It's called, 'Vomit-go-away!'
Yami: Hm? Maybe this could help my Yugi...
CFOT: That's right, it can help your Yugi-boy! All you have to call is 1- 800-PEGASUSRULZ!
Yami: This seems awfully fishy...
CFOT: I guarantee, this offer is not fishy at all! Just call 1-800- PEGASUSRULZ!
Yami: Wow, that must really work! But...I wanna keep my privates...
CFOT: And if you can't get to a phone, send an email to "It's_Wine_not_Fruit_Juice!_@aol.com"!
Yami: All right then! (goes to computer and goes to e-mail. He reads what he types) "HELP! My hikari is vomiting and dying! Send help immediately! -Anonymous" SEND!
(Two seconds later)
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: That must be the medicine! (opens door. The CFOT is there with a bottle of 'Vomit-go-away')
CFOT: (throws the bottle at Yami) There you go my good boy! And send my condolences to Yugi-boy!
Yami: Um...ok...
CFOT: Ciao! (runs away)
Yami: (runs up to Yugi's room) Yugi! I've got some medicine! It'll make you feel better, I promise!
Yugi: (looks like he's on a deathbed) Auuuuugh...
Yami: Don't worry hikari! You'll be better soon! (he pops out two pills and puts them in Yugi's mouth)
Yugi: EW! This tastes horrible!
Yami: But it could be the only way to help you!
Yugi: Fine. (he swallows them. A few minutes later, he starts shaking violently)
Yami: Aibou?!
Yugi: Yami...I..can't breathe...
Yami: YUGI!!!
Yugi: (passes out)
Yami: (runs in circles around the room) MY YUGI'S GONNA DIE MY YUGI'S GONNA DIE MY YUGI'S GONNA DIE!!! NOOOOOOO!!! (throws Yugi over his shoulder and leaps out of the window) ((Just imagine all of this happening...))
(A few minutes later)
Yami: (bursts through the hospital doors) HELP!!! YUGI'S DYING!!!
Nurse: (monotone voice) You'll have to wait, sir.
Yami: (throws Yugi on a nearby stretcher) NO!!! YOU HELP HIM NOW!!!
Nurse: *sigh* Fine. (gets on intercom) Attention Dr. Bluestar. Get help for this poor child.
Yami: (glares at the nurse) He's not a child!
Nurse: Whatever.
(The doctor comes racing down the hallway)
Dr. Bluestar: NURSE! Where is this poor child?! ((By the way, Dr. Bluestar's a girl))
Yami: (glares at Dr. Bluestar)
Nurse: (points to the stretcher Yugi's on)
Yugi: (shaking violently and vomits)
Dr. Bluestar: (points a finger towards the hall) To the emergency room!!! (grabs the stretcher and sprints down the hallway)
Yami: (tries to keep up)
Dr. Bluestar: (checks Yugi. Looks up at Yami) Did you give him anything?
Yami: Well, this guy gave me a bottle of 'Vomit-go-away'.
Dr. Bluestar: Can I see it?
Yami: (throws it at the Doctor)
Dr. Bluestar: Side affects may include shaking, vomiting, and victim death?! (rips off label) AH HA! Just as I feared! (shows the bottle to Yami) It is in reality...RAT POISON!!!
Yami: ...???
Dr. Bluestar: ......
Yami: .......???
Dr. Bluestar: .....Do you know what Rat poison is?
Yami: Um...no.
Dr. Bluestar: I see. Well, this boy's life is in grave danger!
Yami: (GASP!) NO!
Dr. Bluestar: YES! WE MUST OPERATE!!!
Yami: YES MAME!!! (stands beside Dr. Bluestar)
Dr. Bluestar: Um...no. You are staying outside while I operate.
Yami: But I wanna help my YUUUUUGIIIIIIIII!!!
Dr. Bluestar: Do not worry! I shall save your YUUUUUGIIIIIIIII from death! (starts to cut Yugi's stomach open)
Yami: O_O (faints)
(A few hours later)
Yami: Urg...Yugi?! YUGI?! (sits up and looks around. He's on a hospital bed. Dr. Bluestar is in a chair beside him) Well?! Where's my Yugi?!
Dr. Bluestar: Do not worry! Your YUUUUUGIIIIIIIII will be just fine! He'll take a while to recover, but I have once again saved another life! (strikes a triumphant pose)
Yami: Would you mind telling me where his room is?
Dr. Bluestar: Oh, sure! (leads Yami out of the room)
(10 hours later)
Dr. Bluestar: We're here!
Yami: Finally! (goes in room) GAH!!!
Yugi: (looks like he's been dragged through hell five times) Oh...hello Yami.
Yami: YUGI!!! What did that doctor do to you?!
Yugi: She saved me.
Yami: Oh.
Yugi: (looks at himself) Oh, this was from the 'Vomit-go-away'.
Yami: I'll kill the man that did this to you...
Yugi: (has a LOOK in his eye) I should kill you for giving me that stuff...
Yami: Eh heh heh...but...um...(feels Yugi's forehead) Hey! At least your fever's gone, ne?
Yugi: (glares) Yeah.
Yami: So um...let's take you home!
Yugi: Ok. (falls asleep)
Yami: *sighs* This may be my only chance...(kisses Yugi on the lips. Then he picks up Yugi) Let's go home aibou...
Yugi: (secretly smiling)
Yami: (tries to walk out of the hospital)
Nurse: Ahem!
Yugi: (wakes up)
Yami: (glares at nurse) Yes?
Nurse: You still need to pay up.
Yugi: How much?
Nurse: Well, considering you had your stomach pumped, then you had tests run on you so that you wouldn't catch anything else, I'd say 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 yen.
Yugi: .....(faints in Yami's arms)
Yami: Good idea! (faints as well)
Dr. Bluestar: They make such a nice couple! Here, I'll pay for them! (gives the nurse that much money)
Nurse: Wow. You're loaded.
Dr. Bluestar: I know! ^_^!
TO BE CONTINUED
Karalen: Please tell me you liked that! Oh, and Dr. Bluestar belongs to me, but you can use her if you want! Just give credit to me. She's an over dramatic and over confident doctor who takes everything seriously. And please leave a review!
Three guesses who the Cloaked Figure on TV is...-_-;;;...as if it isn't obvious enough...heh heh, Yami's so clueless...
