Karalen: It's me again! School is getting in the way, and I just got
Kingdom Hearts (Riku x Sora!), so don't be surprised if I don't update
every now and then. Yu-gi-oh does not belong to me...anyway, here's
chapter 4!
(blah)- Action ((blah))- Me interrupting the story 'blah'- Thoughts
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CHAPTER 4: CHIBIFYING!
Yami: Yugi...I have a confession to make...I, um...I don't know how to say this...AISHITERU!!!
Lifesize Yugi Poster: .....
Bakura: No, no, Pharaoh! That's not the way you do it! You gotta act FEARLESS! TOUGH!
Yami: But it's too haaaaaard!
Marik: Deal with it!
Yami: ...now that I think about it, you guys didn't confess to your aibous either!
Bakura: (tomato blush)
Marik: (tomato blush) So what?! We..um..we just want you to do it first and get if over with!
Bakura: Anyway, so how is Yugi?
Yami: (small blush) Oh, he's fine. He got really sick last week, but he's feeling better now. He went to go see The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. He still can't remember the line that Legolas says to Gimli while they're running.
Marik: Isn't it 'Come Gimli'?
Bakura: Yeah, pretty damn sure.
Yami: But I don't care...Yugi's still so cute when he's clueless...(daydreams)
Marik: Ya think he's cute? Try and see Malik when he tries to do his 'innocent face'! (daydreams)
Bakura: You're both wrong! When Ryou smiles, it just...I don't know...makes me feel warm...(daydreams)
CHIBIFY!!!
(Yami, Bakura and Marik look down at themselves. They are really small and adorable. They have become...chibis)
Bakura: WHAT?!?! NOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA BECOME A CHIBI!!! That's Wyou's ((Ryou's)) job!
Marik: This chibi wook messes up my psychotic wook ((look))! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Yami: I dunno, I think I wook kinda cyute as a chibi...
Bakura: Nonsense! You're a Wami, You're not supposed to be cute and adorable!
Yami: Oh? And what are we supposed to be?!
Bakura: Hot and sexy!
Marik: He's wight, you know.
Yami: (adorable chibi pout) Otay.
Bakura: (points a finger in the air) We must find Wyou and our hikaris!
Yami: Wet's check the movie theater!
Marik: Good idea! That's where our hikaris will must wikewy ((likely)) be!
Bakura: (keeps his finger in the air) TO THE MOVIE THEATER!!!
All: (runs chibi like out of the room)
MEANWHILE
Yugi: (watching Lord of the Rings) Ok, Legolas says 'Come Gimli' to Gimli! I gotta remember that!
Ryou: Hey Yugi?
Yugi: Hm?
Ryou: Do you know where our yamis are?
Yugi: At my house, why?
Ryou: I just felt something weird..as if our yamis need our help or something..
Yugi: *stares at Ryou*
Ryou: *stares at Yugi*
Yugi & Ryou: BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Yugi: .....now, what was the line that Legolas says?! DOH!!!
LATER
Bakura: (running through the town) WYYYYYOOOUUUUU!!!! WYOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!
Marik: (running through the ally) MAAAAWIIIIIIIK!!! MAAAAAAAWIIIIIIIIIK!!!
Yami: (running on the rooftops) 'UUUUUUGIIIIIIII!!! 'UUUUUUGIIIIIII!!!
(All of them crash into each other)
Bakura: Owie! WAAAAAAH!!!
Marik: NOOO!!!! We're becoming mowe and mowe chibish!
Yami: We must find 'Ugi and the others!
(the movie theater is right in front of them)
Yami: (points to the theater) THAT WAY!!!
All: (run chibilike inside. They're so small that the movie workers can't see them)
Yami: (deep breath) 'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
(His voice echoes through the hall)
Bakura: Where are dey?
Movie manager: Excuse me kids, but are you looking for your parents?
Marik: Pawents?! They're not our paw-
Yami: (puts a hand over Marik's mouth) Yes! We are! We wost our pawents....(chibi eyes tear up)
Movie Manager: AWWWW!!! Well, your parents just came out a minute ago! But you know...my office is always open...(wink)
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!! (runs away from the perverted movie manager)
Yami & Marik: (follows Bakura)
MEANWHILE
Malik: Hey, did you guys hear something?
Yugi: No...are you sure you're not just imagining things Malik?
Malik: No, I'm not sure...
Ryou: Hey look! It's the new Lord of the Rings shop!!!
All 3: YAAAAAAAAAY!! (chibifies and runs in the store)
LATER
Bakura: (skipping) Twinkle twinkle wittle star, how I wonder what yoo are!
Marik: Batura is getting mowe effected by the chibifying than I imagined!
Yami: Tomb Wobber no baka.
Bakura: Hey wook! A fwog!
Frog: Ribbit.
Bakura: Aw, cyoooote ((cute))! (hugs the frog)
Frog: Quit hugging me!
Bakura: YAY, it talks!!! (hugs it tighter)
Frog: (eyes bulge)
Marik: Batura...put the frog DOWN.
Bakura: (pouts) fine. (puts it down)
Yami: You can talk?
Frog: Yes I can talk. I am very sophisticated with my vocabulary, unlike you three.
Yami: You take that back! I am 'Ami, pharaoh of Egypt! (strikes a pose)
Frog: You are not the pharaoh now.
Yami: (pouts) You're wight.
Marik: But...you can talk!
Frog: Yeah, I can. Listen, can you take me to Yugi's house?
Yami: (suspicious glare) What do you want with 'Ugi?
Frog: I just need to talk to him.
Bakura: Otay! (picks up the frog)
Yami: (jealous glare) 'How DARE that fwog want to go to 'Ugi's house! Could it be...'Ugi and the fwog are...NO! I wefuse to accept it!'
Frog: Oh, and I need a name.
Bakura: Well, you wook wike a girl fwog....
Yami: EW, cooties!!!
Bakura: Anyway, how about...(looks at the authoresses bio) Megora.
Frog (Megora): WHAT?! What kind of a name is Megora?!
Bakura: (tears up and sniffs)
Megora: (Sighs) Fine, fine. Just bring me to Yugi's house!
Yami: (jealous glare)
Marik: Am I the only one who still has his mind?!
MEANWHILE
Yugi: Wook Wyou! It's the ONE WING! ((the ONE RING...to RULE THEM ALL!!!))
Ryou: WEAWWY ((really))?!
Malik: Wet me see, wet me see!
All 3: (crowds around the ONE RING) Ooooooooooh! Aaaaaaaaah! We wants it! We wants it! (all three buys one)
LATER
Yami: Well, here we are!
Megora: Excellent! Bakura? Do you have any gasoline?
Bakura: Yes.
Megora: Hand it to me?
Bakura: OTAY! (hands her the gasoline)
Megora: Marik? Do you have a match?
Marik: No. Even if I did, why would I wanna give it to you anyway?
Megora: Bad baby.
Bakura: I gots a match! (hands Megora a match)
Megora: Good baby! (pours gasoline on the house)
Yami: What you do to my aibou's house?
Megora: I'm playing a game! You guys wanna play?
Bakura: Sure! (pours gasoline with her)
Yami: I don't know...(hangs back)
Marik: No.
Yami: Otay. (hangs back)
Megora: You will pay, Yugi Motou. You will paaaaay!!! MWA HA HA!!!
A FEW MINUTES LATER
(The hikaris are still chibis. They're a few blocks from Yugi's house)
Yugi: What did you get, Wyou?
Ryou: I gots a poster, the ONE WING, the two video games, and other neato stuffs!
Yugi: What about you, Mawik?
Malik: I gots the ONE WING, bookmawks, a DVD, and twading cards!
Yugi: I gots the ONE WING, all thwee books, posters, and a magazine!
Ryou: Wow! Um...you guys smell something?
Malik: I see some smoke!
Yugi: And it's coming fwom...MY HOUSE?!?! (unchibifies and runs to the house)
Ryou & Malik: (same)
(They all run up to see Yugi's house on fire, with Megora and Bakura dancing around it. Yami is off to the side crying, and Marik is leaning on a tree)
Yugi: My...my HOUSE!!! My cards were in there! All my things...
Yami: 'Ugi! I didn't do it! Pwease don't do anything bad!
Yugi: Yami? You're a chibi?
Ryou: So is everyone else!
Malik: Who's the frog?
Megora: Yugi Motou! I've been waiting a long time for this! (points a gun at Yugi) This is my revenge!!!
Yugi: (holds up his hands) Revenge? Revenge for what?!
Megora: You BROKE MY LOG!!!
Yugi: Broke your...what the heck are you talking about?!
Megora: Don't you remember that time, three years ago?!
Yugi: Three years ago...hmm...
FLASHBACK- THREE YEARS AGO
Yugi: (tries to drive Grandpa's truck) YEAH!!! BURN RUBBER!!! (there's a 'bump', and the truck bumps a bit) What da hell?! (jumps out of the truck while it's going at 80 miles per hour...and still going.) Oh SHIT!!! (runs after the truck)
Young Megora: (nudges her broken log) *sad ribbit*
Voice from Above: Do you want to have revenge on Yugi Motou?!
Young Megora: Ribbit!
Voice from Above: Then I shall give you powers beyond comprehension!
Young Megora: Ribbit!
END FLASHBACK
Megora: So you see Yugi, this is my REVENGE!!!
Yugi: (fiddling with his ONE RING) ....huh? What was that?
Megora: ARGH! You idiot! OMAE O KOROSU!!!
(Suddenly, a guy with dark brown hair and cobalt eyes kicks Megora in the fire)
Heero Yuy: Try to take my line huh?! Omae o korosu!!!
Megora: AAAAAAGH!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEE!!! (burns up in the fire)
Yugi: Thanks Heero!
Heero Yuy: Hn. (disappears)
Yami: 'UGI! (hugs Yugi's legs) I was so worried!
Yugi: How did you turn into a chibi anyway?
Yami: (lets go) Um...I...
Malik: Never mind! We need to change them back!
Marik: You go Mawik!
Bakura: WYOU!!! (glomps Ryou)
Ryou: ...please, let's just hurry up and get on with this! (gets Bakura off of him)
Marik: How do we change back?
Yugi: Well, in order to turn chibi, you had to think good thoughts! So, in order to be unchibi, you have to think bad thoughts!
Marik: Otay! This'll be easy! (thinks about killing people and ruling the world. He unchibifies in 3 seconds) YES! I have succeeded!
Bakura: Well...otay. (thinks about killing Yami. He unchibifies in 1 second) I'm back!!! Hell yes!!!
Yami: Otay! (thinks of killing Tea. Nothing happens) What happen?
Yugi: Well...killing Tea would be a good thing...
Yami: Oh. (thinks of kissing Tea. He unchibifies in 0.0000000001 seconds.) YUK!!! (whips out a tooth brush and starts to brush his teeth) Stupid...Tea...
Bakura: What an evil thought pharaoh! You could've at least thought about killing Yugi or something!
Yami: NEVA!!! (hugs Yugi) I'll never even think about hurting Yugi.
Yugi: (blush)
Malik: Well, we should go home now...
Marik: Right! (grabs Malik's hand and races off)
Bakura: Us too! Come on weakl-...Ryou.
Ryou: (eyes shine) Y-yes Bakura! (they both walk off)
Yami: (looks at the house) Well...this puts us in quite a situation, doesn't it?
Yugi: (looks up at Yami sweetly) Yami?
Yami: (looks down at Yugi and blushes) Yes?
Yugi: (homicidal look. Unhuman screech) I'M GONNA KEEEEEEEEEEELL YOOOOOUUUU!!! ((Oh, you knew this was coming!))
Yami: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (runs) but I didn't do it Yugi!
Yugi: SUUUUURE YOU DIDN'T!!! (pulls out knife)
TO BE CONTINUED
Karalen: R&R please! I only got two reviews for the last chapter! (pouty face)
Inashu: Review, or I'll use my brand new almighty spoon of hentai on you! SPOOOOON!!!
Karalen: (sigh) She's obsessed with the thing...oh, and I do not own Heero Yuy!
(blah)- Action ((blah))- Me interrupting the story 'blah'- Thoughts
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CHAPTER 4: CHIBIFYING!
Yami: Yugi...I have a confession to make...I, um...I don't know how to say this...AISHITERU!!!
Lifesize Yugi Poster: .....
Bakura: No, no, Pharaoh! That's not the way you do it! You gotta act FEARLESS! TOUGH!
Yami: But it's too haaaaaard!
Marik: Deal with it!
Yami: ...now that I think about it, you guys didn't confess to your aibous either!
Bakura: (tomato blush)
Marik: (tomato blush) So what?! We..um..we just want you to do it first and get if over with!
Bakura: Anyway, so how is Yugi?
Yami: (small blush) Oh, he's fine. He got really sick last week, but he's feeling better now. He went to go see The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. He still can't remember the line that Legolas says to Gimli while they're running.
Marik: Isn't it 'Come Gimli'?
Bakura: Yeah, pretty damn sure.
Yami: But I don't care...Yugi's still so cute when he's clueless...(daydreams)
Marik: Ya think he's cute? Try and see Malik when he tries to do his 'innocent face'! (daydreams)
Bakura: You're both wrong! When Ryou smiles, it just...I don't know...makes me feel warm...(daydreams)
CHIBIFY!!!
(Yami, Bakura and Marik look down at themselves. They are really small and adorable. They have become...chibis)
Bakura: WHAT?!?! NOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA BECOME A CHIBI!!! That's Wyou's ((Ryou's)) job!
Marik: This chibi wook messes up my psychotic wook ((look))! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Yami: I dunno, I think I wook kinda cyute as a chibi...
Bakura: Nonsense! You're a Wami, You're not supposed to be cute and adorable!
Yami: Oh? And what are we supposed to be?!
Bakura: Hot and sexy!
Marik: He's wight, you know.
Yami: (adorable chibi pout) Otay.
Bakura: (points a finger in the air) We must find Wyou and our hikaris!
Yami: Wet's check the movie theater!
Marik: Good idea! That's where our hikaris will must wikewy ((likely)) be!
Bakura: (keeps his finger in the air) TO THE MOVIE THEATER!!!
All: (runs chibi like out of the room)
MEANWHILE
Yugi: (watching Lord of the Rings) Ok, Legolas says 'Come Gimli' to Gimli! I gotta remember that!
Ryou: Hey Yugi?
Yugi: Hm?
Ryou: Do you know where our yamis are?
Yugi: At my house, why?
Ryou: I just felt something weird..as if our yamis need our help or something..
Yugi: *stares at Ryou*
Ryou: *stares at Yugi*
Yugi & Ryou: BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Yugi: .....now, what was the line that Legolas says?! DOH!!!
LATER
Bakura: (running through the town) WYYYYYOOOUUUUU!!!! WYOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!
Marik: (running through the ally) MAAAAWIIIIIIIK!!! MAAAAAAAWIIIIIIIIIK!!!
Yami: (running on the rooftops) 'UUUUUUGIIIIIIII!!! 'UUUUUUGIIIIIII!!!
(All of them crash into each other)
Bakura: Owie! WAAAAAAH!!!
Marik: NOOO!!!! We're becoming mowe and mowe chibish!
Yami: We must find 'Ugi and the others!
(the movie theater is right in front of them)
Yami: (points to the theater) THAT WAY!!!
All: (run chibilike inside. They're so small that the movie workers can't see them)
Yami: (deep breath) 'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
(His voice echoes through the hall)
Bakura: Where are dey?
Movie manager: Excuse me kids, but are you looking for your parents?
Marik: Pawents?! They're not our paw-
Yami: (puts a hand over Marik's mouth) Yes! We are! We wost our pawents....(chibi eyes tear up)
Movie Manager: AWWWW!!! Well, your parents just came out a minute ago! But you know...my office is always open...(wink)
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!! (runs away from the perverted movie manager)
Yami & Marik: (follows Bakura)
MEANWHILE
Malik: Hey, did you guys hear something?
Yugi: No...are you sure you're not just imagining things Malik?
Malik: No, I'm not sure...
Ryou: Hey look! It's the new Lord of the Rings shop!!!
All 3: YAAAAAAAAAY!! (chibifies and runs in the store)
LATER
Bakura: (skipping) Twinkle twinkle wittle star, how I wonder what yoo are!
Marik: Batura is getting mowe effected by the chibifying than I imagined!
Yami: Tomb Wobber no baka.
Bakura: Hey wook! A fwog!
Frog: Ribbit.
Bakura: Aw, cyoooote ((cute))! (hugs the frog)
Frog: Quit hugging me!
Bakura: YAY, it talks!!! (hugs it tighter)
Frog: (eyes bulge)
Marik: Batura...put the frog DOWN.
Bakura: (pouts) fine. (puts it down)
Yami: You can talk?
Frog: Yes I can talk. I am very sophisticated with my vocabulary, unlike you three.
Yami: You take that back! I am 'Ami, pharaoh of Egypt! (strikes a pose)
Frog: You are not the pharaoh now.
Yami: (pouts) You're wight.
Marik: But...you can talk!
Frog: Yeah, I can. Listen, can you take me to Yugi's house?
Yami: (suspicious glare) What do you want with 'Ugi?
Frog: I just need to talk to him.
Bakura: Otay! (picks up the frog)
Yami: (jealous glare) 'How DARE that fwog want to go to 'Ugi's house! Could it be...'Ugi and the fwog are...NO! I wefuse to accept it!'
Frog: Oh, and I need a name.
Bakura: Well, you wook wike a girl fwog....
Yami: EW, cooties!!!
Bakura: Anyway, how about...(looks at the authoresses bio) Megora.
Frog (Megora): WHAT?! What kind of a name is Megora?!
Bakura: (tears up and sniffs)
Megora: (Sighs) Fine, fine. Just bring me to Yugi's house!
Yami: (jealous glare)
Marik: Am I the only one who still has his mind?!
MEANWHILE
Yugi: Wook Wyou! It's the ONE WING! ((the ONE RING...to RULE THEM ALL!!!))
Ryou: WEAWWY ((really))?!
Malik: Wet me see, wet me see!
All 3: (crowds around the ONE RING) Ooooooooooh! Aaaaaaaaah! We wants it! We wants it! (all three buys one)
LATER
Yami: Well, here we are!
Megora: Excellent! Bakura? Do you have any gasoline?
Bakura: Yes.
Megora: Hand it to me?
Bakura: OTAY! (hands her the gasoline)
Megora: Marik? Do you have a match?
Marik: No. Even if I did, why would I wanna give it to you anyway?
Megora: Bad baby.
Bakura: I gots a match! (hands Megora a match)
Megora: Good baby! (pours gasoline on the house)
Yami: What you do to my aibou's house?
Megora: I'm playing a game! You guys wanna play?
Bakura: Sure! (pours gasoline with her)
Yami: I don't know...(hangs back)
Marik: No.
Yami: Otay. (hangs back)
Megora: You will pay, Yugi Motou. You will paaaaay!!! MWA HA HA!!!
A FEW MINUTES LATER
(The hikaris are still chibis. They're a few blocks from Yugi's house)
Yugi: What did you get, Wyou?
Ryou: I gots a poster, the ONE WING, the two video games, and other neato stuffs!
Yugi: What about you, Mawik?
Malik: I gots the ONE WING, bookmawks, a DVD, and twading cards!
Yugi: I gots the ONE WING, all thwee books, posters, and a magazine!
Ryou: Wow! Um...you guys smell something?
Malik: I see some smoke!
Yugi: And it's coming fwom...MY HOUSE?!?! (unchibifies and runs to the house)
Ryou & Malik: (same)
(They all run up to see Yugi's house on fire, with Megora and Bakura dancing around it. Yami is off to the side crying, and Marik is leaning on a tree)
Yugi: My...my HOUSE!!! My cards were in there! All my things...
Yami: 'Ugi! I didn't do it! Pwease don't do anything bad!
Yugi: Yami? You're a chibi?
Ryou: So is everyone else!
Malik: Who's the frog?
Megora: Yugi Motou! I've been waiting a long time for this! (points a gun at Yugi) This is my revenge!!!
Yugi: (holds up his hands) Revenge? Revenge for what?!
Megora: You BROKE MY LOG!!!
Yugi: Broke your...what the heck are you talking about?!
Megora: Don't you remember that time, three years ago?!
Yugi: Three years ago...hmm...
FLASHBACK- THREE YEARS AGO
Yugi: (tries to drive Grandpa's truck) YEAH!!! BURN RUBBER!!! (there's a 'bump', and the truck bumps a bit) What da hell?! (jumps out of the truck while it's going at 80 miles per hour...and still going.) Oh SHIT!!! (runs after the truck)
Young Megora: (nudges her broken log) *sad ribbit*
Voice from Above: Do you want to have revenge on Yugi Motou?!
Young Megora: Ribbit!
Voice from Above: Then I shall give you powers beyond comprehension!
Young Megora: Ribbit!
END FLASHBACK
Megora: So you see Yugi, this is my REVENGE!!!
Yugi: (fiddling with his ONE RING) ....huh? What was that?
Megora: ARGH! You idiot! OMAE O KOROSU!!!
(Suddenly, a guy with dark brown hair and cobalt eyes kicks Megora in the fire)
Heero Yuy: Try to take my line huh?! Omae o korosu!!!
Megora: AAAAAAGH!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEE!!! (burns up in the fire)
Yugi: Thanks Heero!
Heero Yuy: Hn. (disappears)
Yami: 'UGI! (hugs Yugi's legs) I was so worried!
Yugi: How did you turn into a chibi anyway?
Yami: (lets go) Um...I...
Malik: Never mind! We need to change them back!
Marik: You go Mawik!
Bakura: WYOU!!! (glomps Ryou)
Ryou: ...please, let's just hurry up and get on with this! (gets Bakura off of him)
Marik: How do we change back?
Yugi: Well, in order to turn chibi, you had to think good thoughts! So, in order to be unchibi, you have to think bad thoughts!
Marik: Otay! This'll be easy! (thinks about killing people and ruling the world. He unchibifies in 3 seconds) YES! I have succeeded!
Bakura: Well...otay. (thinks about killing Yami. He unchibifies in 1 second) I'm back!!! Hell yes!!!
Yami: Otay! (thinks of killing Tea. Nothing happens) What happen?
Yugi: Well...killing Tea would be a good thing...
Yami: Oh. (thinks of kissing Tea. He unchibifies in 0.0000000001 seconds.) YUK!!! (whips out a tooth brush and starts to brush his teeth) Stupid...Tea...
Bakura: What an evil thought pharaoh! You could've at least thought about killing Yugi or something!
Yami: NEVA!!! (hugs Yugi) I'll never even think about hurting Yugi.
Yugi: (blush)
Malik: Well, we should go home now...
Marik: Right! (grabs Malik's hand and races off)
Bakura: Us too! Come on weakl-...Ryou.
Ryou: (eyes shine) Y-yes Bakura! (they both walk off)
Yami: (looks at the house) Well...this puts us in quite a situation, doesn't it?
Yugi: (looks up at Yami sweetly) Yami?
Yami: (looks down at Yugi and blushes) Yes?
Yugi: (homicidal look. Unhuman screech) I'M GONNA KEEEEEEEEEEELL YOOOOOUUUU!!! ((Oh, you knew this was coming!))
Yami: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (runs) but I didn't do it Yugi!
Yugi: SUUUUURE YOU DIDN'T!!! (pulls out knife)
TO BE CONTINUED
Karalen: R&R please! I only got two reviews for the last chapter! (pouty face)
Inashu: Review, or I'll use my brand new almighty spoon of hentai on you! SPOOOOON!!!
Karalen: (sigh) She's obsessed with the thing...oh, and I do not own Heero Yuy!
