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Karalen: Hello readers! This is chapter five in my ongoing fic! Sorry, but Yami, Yugi, Ryou, and Bakura aren't in this chappy, it's just the Ishtars!

Inashu: Yep! Insanity ensues!

Karalen: Ay, Inashu, did you notice that Nanashi signed our review?

Inashu: ...Nanashi?

Karalen: Yes.

Inashu: You mean THE Nanashi that gave me that almighty spoon of Hentai?

Karalen: Yes.

Inashu: OH SWEETNESS!!! (bows to Nanashi) THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR THE SPOON! SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Karalen: Inashu! Quit groveling! And anyway, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. Now, on with the fic!

(blah)- Action ((blah))- Me interrupting the story

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CHAPTER 5: MARIK IN LAS VEGAS

(At the Ishtar house)

Marik: Where the heck is my hikari?!

Isis: .........

Marik: ....I mean Malik.

Isis: OH! Sorry, I haven't seen him anywhere.

Marik: (walks around the house) MALIIIIIIIIK!!! AIBOOOOUUUU!!! HIKAAARIIIIII!!!

Malik: (from somewhere in the house) WHAT?!

Marik: I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED YOU!!!

Malik: (Unhuman screech) IF YOU TOUCHED THAT COMPUTER MARIK, I SWEAR I'LL-

Marik: No, no, it's nothing like that! I just...(blush) have to confess something!

Malik: (goes in the room. Still with the screech, he points at Marik) CONFESS THEN! CONFESS THAT YOU TOUCHED MY PRIZED POSSESSIO-

Marik: NO! That's not what I'm saying! I just need to say that I lo-

Malik: (Still with the screech, but it gets worse) AND JUST BECAUSE I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOUUUU DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HUUUUUUURT YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!

Marik: ........you what?

Malik: (normal voice) Duh, I said that just because I love you, doesn't mean I can't hurt you.

Marik: You...you..

Malik: What are you so surprised about? I mean, I may look weak, but I can beat you up! I do have hikari powers, you know! (admires his nails)

Marik: No...not what I meant...

Malik: Oh, the I love you part? Isn't it obvious? I've been giving hints all this time!

Marik: Well...actually...I love you too...

Malik: (chibifies) WEAWWY?!

Marik: (smiles down at Chibi Malik) Really.

Malik: (hugs Marik) I WOVE YOU MAWIK!

Marik: (hugs back) As do I hikari, as do I.

(Malik unchibifies in Marik's arms. They both look at each other for a long time. They start to lean in...)

Isis: (crashes in the room) LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!!

Malik: GAH! (jumps out of Marik's arms) ISIS!!!

Isis: Awwwwww, you guys having a fluffy time? Sorry! Anyway, you got mail little bro!

Malik: (takes the mail) And knock gently next time!

Isis: Sir, yes sir! (walks out of the room)

Marik: What is it?

Malik: (takes out the mail) Meh, I just won two tickets to Las Vegas.

Marik: Won tickets to where?

Malik: Wait...(rereads it) MARIK!!!!! I JUST WON TWO TICKETS TO LAS VEGAS!!!!! (chibifies and does the happy dance)

Marik: Well, considering the way you're dancing, I'd say that was a very bad thing..(about to burn the tickets)

Malik: (unchibifies. Slow motion mode) NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (smacks Marik's arm down just in time. Normal mode) YAAAAMIIIIII!! Don't burn those! These are tickets to gambling goodness! (Braveheart scream) THESE are tickets to FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!!

Marik: ....(feels Malik's forehead) Nope. No fever....

Malik: (takes Marik's hand and does another Braveheart scream) FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! (runs out the door to the car)

(One hour later)

Malik: (driving down the road, singing with tears in his eyes) Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you...

Marik: (also singing with tears in his eyes) That is how I know you, go on...

(one minute later)

Malik: Near...far...where eeeever you are...

Marik: I believe that the heart does go on...

Malik: Ooooonce mooooore you ooooopen the door...

Marik: And you're heeeeere in my heart and...my heart will go on and on...

(two minutes later)

Malik: (lets go of the wheel and dramatically hugs himself) Yooouuu're heeeere, there's noooothing I fear! And I knoooow that my heart will go on!

Marik: (closing his eyes and clasping his hands) Weeeee'll staaaaay, foreeeever this way, you are safe in my heart and...

Both: My heart will go on and oooooooon! ((Can you imagine them singing this?))

Semi-truck: HONK HONK!!! (heading straight towards them)

Malik: GAH! (drives out of the way before a head on collision is caused.)

Marik: Nice going, Malik!

Malik: Hey, you were the one who wanted to listen to the song anyway! I just got into it, that's all!

Marik: ......

Malik: Ah, there's the plane! (jumps out of car) Leave all that can be spared! We travel light! ((same line from Lord of the Rings)) (runs inside)

Marik: Eh...ok...(leaves all their bags in the car and runs after Malik)

(At the airport, 30 hours later)

Malik: Grr!!! Where is our plane to FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM?!?! ((from now on, everytime he yells this, it'll be Braveheart style.)

Marik: Maybe it crashed.

Malik: NOOOOOOO!!! That can't happen! (falls to the ground and twitches)

Dr. Bluestar: (runs in the airport) OH MY GOSH! This poor fellow is having a seizure!! (starts to work on Malik)

Marik: (GASP) But why would Malik do that?!

Dr. Bluestar: I think it's from shock...(points at Marik) YOU!!! (stands up) Did you tell him anything?!

Marik: Um...(takes a step back) I did tell him that our plane might've crashed...

Dr. Bluestar: Ah, so THERE'S OUR ANSWER!!! This Malik had been so in shock about not going on the plane that he's having a seizure!!! Fear not young man, I shall SAVE THIS MALIK!!! (starts to work on Malik)

Marik: O_O (walks away)

(A few hours later)

Plane manager: Flight 404 to Las Vegas is here.

Dr. Bluestar: Oh, that's me! (throws an unconcious Malik over her shoulder and starts to run towards the plane)

Maik: Wait a minute...you're on the plane too?

Dr. Bluestar: Of course! A doctor needs a break every now and then!

Marik: Yeah, I guess...HEY! Get your hand off my koi's butt! ((You know, when you carry someone by throwing them over your shoulder, that's where your hand will most likely be...damn that Hercules...(1))

Dr. Bluestar: Oh, sorry! (throws Malik at Marik)

Marik: (gets knocked back) Jeez Malik, you need to loose some weight...

Malik: X_____X

Dr. Bluestar: Let's get on our plane! Then I could work on your koi more! (runs to the plane)

Marik: (sighs and follows her)

(On the plane. Malik is back to normal now)

Dr. Bluestar: (to the elderly man beside her)You know, I once saved this boy named YUUUUUGIIIIIIIII from death! He was poisoned by this mysterious cloaked figure, and his lover was trying to help him, but fortunately, I came into the scene...(goes on and on)

Elderly man: (kills himself from boredom) (2)

(In second class)

Malik: Oh God yes...Marik...a little lower..AGH, YES! More! Harder, HARDER!!!

Marik: For goodness sakes Malik, it's just a foot massage! (massaging Malik's feet)

Malik: (exhausted) Phew...what a work out...I'll repay you someday...(3)

((Now, what were you guys thinking? Heh, you pervs! ~_^))

Marik: (sees big flashing lights outside the window) Hey, what's that?

Malik: (looks) *GASP* It's FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!!!

Dr. Bluestar: (sits beside them) You mean Las Vegas, right?

Marik: Yeah...hey, where were you anyway?

Dr. Bluestar: I had to save an elderly man in first class. Tried to commit suicide for some unknown reason. Luckily, I have once again saved another life! (strikes a triumphant pose)

Airplane: (lands)

Dr. Bluestar: (is thrown to the ground) AGH! They could've warned us first! Hundreds of people could've died!

Malik & Marik: -_-;;;

(In Las Vegas)

Malik: Look at all these Casinos! Do you have the money Marik?

Marik: Um.....

Malik: Well, do you?

Marik: Well...you told me to leave all the could be spared, and since I don't know what Casinos are...

Malik: (unhuman screech) YOU MEAN YOU LEFT IT BEHIIIIIIIND?!!!?

Marik: ...yes.

Dr. Bluestar: Not to worry! (gives Malik 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 yen)

Malik: WAI! I'm rich!!!! (chibifies)

Marik: Thanks.

Dr. Bluestar: No problem! I'm glad to help ^_^! Now if you'll excuse me, I must go to some par-tays! (whips out some sun-glasses and heads off)

Malik: Let's go Marik! (runs off to a random Casino)

Marik: (runs to a nearby antique shop) Ooooooooh, shiny...

(A few hours later)

Malik: WHAT?!?! I lost again!? CURSED MACHIIIIIINE!!! (is kicked out of yet another Casino as it crumbles to the ground) OI! It isn't my fault that I can't control my temper! Right Marik? ...Marik? (looks behind him to see nothing) ...dammit.

(at the shop)

Marik: Shiiiiiiiiny...

Manager: AY! You gonna buy that thang or not?

Marik: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiny...

Manager: We're about to close this place! Then it turns into the club. You gonna stay?

Marik: Shiiiiiiiiinyyyyyyyy...

Manager: Guess so. All right peoples! Club time! (the store immediately switches to a night club, complete with people dancing and drinking.) Yeah, it's a beauty, huh kid? ...kid?

Marik: (hanging on the disco ball) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Manager: (watches as the disco ball slowly moves Marik in circles) ...idiot...Hey kid! Today's the New Years par-tay! You need to come if you wanna celebrate it! ....ai, screw it. (fills up a beer and hands it to a custormer)

(A few hours later)

Malik: MARIK!!! MAAAAARIIIIIIIK!!! (running through the city) Where the hell is he?! MARIK!? Maybe...maybe he got kidnapped!

Dr. Bluestar: (runs up beside him) KIDNAPPED?!

Malik: GAH! Why do you always do that?!

Dr. Bluestar: What? Pop up out of nowhere?

Malik: Exactly!

Dr. Bluestar: We cannot worry about that now! What we really need to worry about is...

Malik: Yes? (leans in)

Dr. Bluestar: WHO KIDNAPPED MARIK AND WHY?!?!

Malik: (blown back) GAH!

TO BE CONTINUED

Karalen: Sorry it's so short...anyway, R&R please! Will Malik and Dr. Bluestar be able to save the 'kidnapped' Marik?

Inashu: Will Marik ever keep his eyes off of the disco ball?

Karalen: Will they ever return? Find out in Chapter 6, 'Malik to the Rescue!'

(1)- Have you noticed that in Kingdom Hearts, right before you fight Cerebus in the coliseum level, when Hercules saves Cloud...he's got his hand on Cloud's butt?! Yeah yeah, I know that that's the only way you can hold a person on your shoulder, but still...lucky Herc...

(2)- Got this from one of my fave movies, 'Airplane'.

(3)- And I got this from the original yaoi comic, 'Boy meets Boy'. Very cute comic, a must read!