Karalen: Why does FF.net always take sooooooo freakin' LONG to update my
chapters?! Yeesh...anyway, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, or Orlando Bloom (Though
I reeeeeeally wish I did!). Now, on to the story, and pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase
R&R!!!
(blah)- Action ((blah))- Me interrupting the story
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CHAPTER 6: MALIK TO THE RESCUE!
Manager: Hey kid, look there! There's a hot lady dancing to music!
Marik: (looks away for a second) What? (looks back at disco ball) Ooooooooh...
Manager: That kid is hopeless...
(Meanwhile)
Dr. Bluestar: We must find Marik!
Malik: (inching away) Um...yeah, I guess you're right...
Dr. Bluestar: (pulls Malik back to her side) And you shall help me!!!
Malik: Eh heh heh...yeaaaaaah...
Dr. Bluestar: (looks deep in Malik's eyes) OH MY GOSH!!! (tackles Malik and holds his eyes open)
Malik: GAH!!! RAPE!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!
Dr. Bluestar: (takes out a dropper and puts three drops in each of Malik's eyes. Then gets off of him)
Malik: (blinking his eyes) What did you do?!
Dr. Bluestar: You'll see.
(A few minutes later)
Dr. Bluestar: (looks deep in Malik's eyes again) There! You're all better now!
Malik: What do you mean?
Dr. Bluestar: I dilated you pupils! Now you look normal! Best of all, it's permanent!
(five miles from the city)
Malik's voice: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?
(back in city)
Malik: How could you do that?!?! THOSE EYES WERE MY PRIDE AND JOY!!! (Unhuman screech) DO YOU REALIIIIIIZE WHAT YOU'VE DOOOOOONE?!?!!?
Dr. Bluestar: No.
Malik: I'M GONNA KEEEEEEEEEELL YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
Dr. Bluestar: Calm down! We need to find Marik!
Malik: (calms down) Yes, you're right. (Unhuman screech) BUT I'LL KEEEEEEEEELL YOOOUUUU LATER!!!
Dr. Bluestar: Fine. (walks off to find Marik)
Malik: (grumbles as he follows Dr. Bluestar)
(Meanwhile)
Manager: Look kid! There's THREE hot women up there, THREE!!
Marik: (looks away from disco ball) What? (looks back at disco ball) Ooooooooooh...
Manager: -_-
(A few hours later)
Malik: (has bajillions of demons around him. He's wearing a kilt and has a sword that's as big as him. He has a Scottish accent) All right demons! Are ye ready?
Demons: (also has on kilts and swords as big as them) Ay ay!
Malik: We're going to save Marik, my yami, my love! Are ye with me!?
Demons: Yeah!
Malik: Our lives may be destroyed! Are ye still with me!?
Demons: ...well...
Malik: -_- (drops the accent) You're dead anyway.
Demons: Oh yeaaaaaaah...
Malik: (Scottish Accent) ONWARD MY FRIENDS!!! TO VICTORY!!!!
Demons: YEAAAAAH!!! (runs through Las Vegas, killing anyone who gets in their way)
Dr. Bluestar: This can't be good for the hospitals...(reluctantly starts to follow when...) OH MY GOSH!!! IS THAT ORLANDO BLOOM?!?! (sprints after him)
Orlando Bloom: EEP! (runs)
Dr. Bluestar: Come back here honey! (runs at the speed of light after him)
Orlando Bloom: O___________O
(Later)
Manager: Hey kid! There's bajillions of demons and a guy that looks a lot like you out there killin' people! Wanna see?
Marik: Huh? (back to ball) Ooooooooooooh...
Manager: Ah, New Years is comin'! Get down here if ya wanna celebrate it!
Marik: What? (back to ball) Oooooooooooooh...
Manager: 10!
Marik: 9 shiiiiiiny spots...
Malik: That's 8 down!
Orlando Bloom: You gave me 7 kisses already, stop it!
Dr. Bluestar: But I wanna give you 6 more, and maybe more than that!
Demons: Only 5 people left in the city! MWA HA HA!!!
Dr. Bluestar: And here's 4 more kisses!
Orlando Bloom: I wish my 3 friends were here....T-T(1)
Malik: Club Number 2! That must be holding Marik!
Manager: 1! Happy New Year! (gets out a club hat and blows a horn) Ai, screw it. (puts hat and horn away and looks bored)
(Suddenly, the door bursts open, and there stands Malik with bajillions of demons behind him!)
Malik: (Scottish accent) Let go o' my lova!!!
Marik: Malik? (back to ball) Ooooooooooh...
Malik: (watches as the ball slowly rotates Marik) .........(to manager) Let me guess? You didn't kidnap him?
Manager: No! He just ran in here and started staring at shiny things!
Malik: I figured that. He reaaaaaaally likes shiny things.
Manager: I can see that. Ay! Ya'll wanna celebrate the New Years?
Malik: Sure! (him and the demons run the bar)
(Many hours later)
Malik: (swerving on the road, singing) Vivaaaaaaaaaaa Las Vegas! Viiiiivaaaaaaaaaaa Las Vegas!!!
Marik: ((Someone got him off the ball)) Um...Malik...maybe I should drive...
Malik: (drives the car in circles) No way Yaaaaaaaamiiiiiiii!!! I'm gonna drrrriiiiive!!!
Marik: (throws Malik in the passenger seat as he gets in the drivers seat) No way! We'll die if you drive!
Malik: (whimper)
Marik: ...ARGH! How do you drive this thing?!? (the car skids off the road)
Malik: (drunkenness wears off) AGH! YAMI! (grabs the wheel and swerves back on the road)
Marik: It's not my fault we had no cars in Egypt!
Malik: (hears a police siren behind him) Crap! (puts the pedal to the metal)
Marik: MALIK!!! What are you DOING?!
Malik: Running from the cops, duh!
Marik: But you CAN'T!!! You've seen those cop shows! No matter what, they ALWAYS catch the runner!
Malik: Well, they won't be able to catch THIS runner! (drives off into the sunset)
(At the hospital)
Marik: Great, just GREAT!!! We suffer second and first degree burns from that accursed sun, and the cops STILL catch us! Thanks a lot Malik!
Malik: But Maaaaariiiiiiik...(inches closer to him) If it wasn't for me, we wouldn't have gone to Las Vegas!
Marik: (inches away from him) Yeah, and everyone found out about my weakness!
Malik: (inches closer) But me and the demons killed all the people there!
Marik: (inches away) Except for the manger, the people there, and all the demons.
Malik: (inches closer) But kooooiiii...
Marik: (tries to inch away, but ends up falling off the hospital bed ((Yeah, they're on the same bed.))) AGH! My burn...
Malik: (gets next to Malik) Are you ok?!
Marik: Course I'm not ok!
Malik: Let me kiss it and make it better...(starts putting butterfly kisses on Marik)
Marik: (shudders) Uhn...(eyes snap open as he looks behind Malik) HEY! What're you doing here?!
Dr. Bluestar: (smiles) I'm your doctor! You two look so cute together! (starts to take pictures of them)
Marik: (blushes) Um...Malik...
Malik: Let her take as many pictures as she wants...
Marik: (smiles softly and tries to lean to Malik's lips when...)
(The window crashes open)
Marik and Malik: What the-!?
Yugi and Yami: Hello boys!
Marik and Malik: GAH! WHAT?!?
Ryou and Bakura: (comes through the door) Hey guys!
Marik and Malik: O_O
Rest of gang: (walks in through a wall) Hello!
Dr. Bluestar: You see, they were all really worried for you, so I invited them here! Sorry if I ruined your fluffy moment...
Marik and Malik: (clings to each other and sobs) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TO BE CONTINUED
Karalen: Phew, sssstupid school! Making me take all my time away from my fic!
Inashu: Aw, don't worry about it!
Karalen: I do not own Braveheart. Anyway, will Marik and Malik ever have a fluffy moment?
Inashu: With my help, they will! Malik!
Malik: (walks in) What?!
Inashu: (waves the Almighty Spoon of Hentai in front of him)
Malik: O_O (goes in a trance)
Inashu: Marik!
Marik: Yeah, what do YOU want?!
Inashu: (waves the Almighty Spoon of Hentai in front of him)
Malik and Marik: (jumps into a passionate embrace)
Karalen: O_O Inashu!
Inashu: Whoops, my bad! ^_^
Karalen: Anyway, R&R please, viewers!
Malik: (groan) Marik...
Malik: (moan) Malik...
Karalen: Um...we'd better get away before hentai ensues....anyway, in the next chapter, Ryou goes insane! Look out for the next chappie, 'Ryou vs. Bakura'! (hears the noises that Malik and Marik make and blushes heavily) C'mon Inashu! (leaves)
Inashu: Ooooooooh, yaoi hentaaaaaaiiiii...((Now you know Inashu's weakness!))
(1)- By 'three friends', I'm talking about Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, and Billy Boyd. In every picture I see, they're always together!
(blah)- Action ((blah))- Me interrupting the story
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CHAPTER 6: MALIK TO THE RESCUE!
Manager: Hey kid, look there! There's a hot lady dancing to music!
Marik: (looks away for a second) What? (looks back at disco ball) Ooooooooh...
Manager: That kid is hopeless...
(Meanwhile)
Dr. Bluestar: We must find Marik!
Malik: (inching away) Um...yeah, I guess you're right...
Dr. Bluestar: (pulls Malik back to her side) And you shall help me!!!
Malik: Eh heh heh...yeaaaaaah...
Dr. Bluestar: (looks deep in Malik's eyes) OH MY GOSH!!! (tackles Malik and holds his eyes open)
Malik: GAH!!! RAPE!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!
Dr. Bluestar: (takes out a dropper and puts three drops in each of Malik's eyes. Then gets off of him)
Malik: (blinking his eyes) What did you do?!
Dr. Bluestar: You'll see.
(A few minutes later)
Dr. Bluestar: (looks deep in Malik's eyes again) There! You're all better now!
Malik: What do you mean?
Dr. Bluestar: I dilated you pupils! Now you look normal! Best of all, it's permanent!
(five miles from the city)
Malik's voice: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?
(back in city)
Malik: How could you do that?!?! THOSE EYES WERE MY PRIDE AND JOY!!! (Unhuman screech) DO YOU REALIIIIIIZE WHAT YOU'VE DOOOOOONE?!?!!?
Dr. Bluestar: No.
Malik: I'M GONNA KEEEEEEEEEELL YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
Dr. Bluestar: Calm down! We need to find Marik!
Malik: (calms down) Yes, you're right. (Unhuman screech) BUT I'LL KEEEEEEEEELL YOOOUUUU LATER!!!
Dr. Bluestar: Fine. (walks off to find Marik)
Malik: (grumbles as he follows Dr. Bluestar)
(Meanwhile)
Manager: Look kid! There's THREE hot women up there, THREE!!
Marik: (looks away from disco ball) What? (looks back at disco ball) Ooooooooooh...
Manager: -_-
(A few hours later)
Malik: (has bajillions of demons around him. He's wearing a kilt and has a sword that's as big as him. He has a Scottish accent) All right demons! Are ye ready?
Demons: (also has on kilts and swords as big as them) Ay ay!
Malik: We're going to save Marik, my yami, my love! Are ye with me!?
Demons: Yeah!
Malik: Our lives may be destroyed! Are ye still with me!?
Demons: ...well...
Malik: -_- (drops the accent) You're dead anyway.
Demons: Oh yeaaaaaaah...
Malik: (Scottish Accent) ONWARD MY FRIENDS!!! TO VICTORY!!!!
Demons: YEAAAAAH!!! (runs through Las Vegas, killing anyone who gets in their way)
Dr. Bluestar: This can't be good for the hospitals...(reluctantly starts to follow when...) OH MY GOSH!!! IS THAT ORLANDO BLOOM?!?! (sprints after him)
Orlando Bloom: EEP! (runs)
Dr. Bluestar: Come back here honey! (runs at the speed of light after him)
Orlando Bloom: O___________O
(Later)
Manager: Hey kid! There's bajillions of demons and a guy that looks a lot like you out there killin' people! Wanna see?
Marik: Huh? (back to ball) Ooooooooooooh...
Manager: Ah, New Years is comin'! Get down here if ya wanna celebrate it!
Marik: What? (back to ball) Oooooooooooooh...
Manager: 10!
Marik: 9 shiiiiiiny spots...
Malik: That's 8 down!
Orlando Bloom: You gave me 7 kisses already, stop it!
Dr. Bluestar: But I wanna give you 6 more, and maybe more than that!
Demons: Only 5 people left in the city! MWA HA HA!!!
Dr. Bluestar: And here's 4 more kisses!
Orlando Bloom: I wish my 3 friends were here....T-T(1)
Malik: Club Number 2! That must be holding Marik!
Manager: 1! Happy New Year! (gets out a club hat and blows a horn) Ai, screw it. (puts hat and horn away and looks bored)
(Suddenly, the door bursts open, and there stands Malik with bajillions of demons behind him!)
Malik: (Scottish accent) Let go o' my lova!!!
Marik: Malik? (back to ball) Ooooooooooh...
Malik: (watches as the ball slowly rotates Marik) .........(to manager) Let me guess? You didn't kidnap him?
Manager: No! He just ran in here and started staring at shiny things!
Malik: I figured that. He reaaaaaaally likes shiny things.
Manager: I can see that. Ay! Ya'll wanna celebrate the New Years?
Malik: Sure! (him and the demons run the bar)
(Many hours later)
Malik: (swerving on the road, singing) Vivaaaaaaaaaaa Las Vegas! Viiiiivaaaaaaaaaaa Las Vegas!!!
Marik: ((Someone got him off the ball)) Um...Malik...maybe I should drive...
Malik: (drives the car in circles) No way Yaaaaaaaamiiiiiiii!!! I'm gonna drrrriiiiive!!!
Marik: (throws Malik in the passenger seat as he gets in the drivers seat) No way! We'll die if you drive!
Malik: (whimper)
Marik: ...ARGH! How do you drive this thing?!? (the car skids off the road)
Malik: (drunkenness wears off) AGH! YAMI! (grabs the wheel and swerves back on the road)
Marik: It's not my fault we had no cars in Egypt!
Malik: (hears a police siren behind him) Crap! (puts the pedal to the metal)
Marik: MALIK!!! What are you DOING?!
Malik: Running from the cops, duh!
Marik: But you CAN'T!!! You've seen those cop shows! No matter what, they ALWAYS catch the runner!
Malik: Well, they won't be able to catch THIS runner! (drives off into the sunset)
(At the hospital)
Marik: Great, just GREAT!!! We suffer second and first degree burns from that accursed sun, and the cops STILL catch us! Thanks a lot Malik!
Malik: But Maaaaariiiiiiik...(inches closer to him) If it wasn't for me, we wouldn't have gone to Las Vegas!
Marik: (inches away from him) Yeah, and everyone found out about my weakness!
Malik: (inches closer) But me and the demons killed all the people there!
Marik: (inches away) Except for the manger, the people there, and all the demons.
Malik: (inches closer) But kooooiiii...
Marik: (tries to inch away, but ends up falling off the hospital bed ((Yeah, they're on the same bed.))) AGH! My burn...
Malik: (gets next to Malik) Are you ok?!
Marik: Course I'm not ok!
Malik: Let me kiss it and make it better...(starts putting butterfly kisses on Marik)
Marik: (shudders) Uhn...(eyes snap open as he looks behind Malik) HEY! What're you doing here?!
Dr. Bluestar: (smiles) I'm your doctor! You two look so cute together! (starts to take pictures of them)
Marik: (blushes) Um...Malik...
Malik: Let her take as many pictures as she wants...
Marik: (smiles softly and tries to lean to Malik's lips when...)
(The window crashes open)
Marik and Malik: What the-!?
Yugi and Yami: Hello boys!
Marik and Malik: GAH! WHAT?!?
Ryou and Bakura: (comes through the door) Hey guys!
Marik and Malik: O_O
Rest of gang: (walks in through a wall) Hello!
Dr. Bluestar: You see, they were all really worried for you, so I invited them here! Sorry if I ruined your fluffy moment...
Marik and Malik: (clings to each other and sobs) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TO BE CONTINUED
Karalen: Phew, sssstupid school! Making me take all my time away from my fic!
Inashu: Aw, don't worry about it!
Karalen: I do not own Braveheart. Anyway, will Marik and Malik ever have a fluffy moment?
Inashu: With my help, they will! Malik!
Malik: (walks in) What?!
Inashu: (waves the Almighty Spoon of Hentai in front of him)
Malik: O_O (goes in a trance)
Inashu: Marik!
Marik: Yeah, what do YOU want?!
Inashu: (waves the Almighty Spoon of Hentai in front of him)
Malik and Marik: (jumps into a passionate embrace)
Karalen: O_O Inashu!
Inashu: Whoops, my bad! ^_^
Karalen: Anyway, R&R please, viewers!
Malik: (groan) Marik...
Malik: (moan) Malik...
Karalen: Um...we'd better get away before hentai ensues....anyway, in the next chapter, Ryou goes insane! Look out for the next chappie, 'Ryou vs. Bakura'! (hears the noises that Malik and Marik make and blushes heavily) C'mon Inashu! (leaves)
Inashu: Ooooooooh, yaoi hentaaaaaaiiiii...((Now you know Inashu's weakness!))
(1)- By 'three friends', I'm talking about Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, and Billy Boyd. In every picture I see, they're always together!
