Anime Interviews

A/N: HELLO!!! NekoRanma13 is back! Thanks to all who reviewed the first draft of this… it is not very different from the first, but here's the revision! I hope you enjoy it!

D/C: I do not own…uh… er, just a sec… (Shuffles around for a list & picks up a piece of paper) Aha! Ok! I do not own any of these shows, or the characters in them: Serial Experiments Lain, Fushigi Yuugi, Digimon, Pokemon, & Ranma ½. Technically, I don't even own the Host, Sidekick, Evil Minion, or Super Nixon… but you can't sue me for them 'cause they're real people! ^_^'

Host: Howdy! Welcome to "Hey! Shut up and Listen!!!!" Please welcome my co-host: Sidekick! (Sidekick walks onscreen)

Sidekick: (grins evilly)

Host: Well, let's tell ya what's in store for you today! We will be interviewing various anime characters, plus our special guest: Super Nixon! (Turns to Sidekick) So, are you ready?

Sidekick: (nods, still grinning)

Host: Ok! Then let's introduce our first guest: Lain!

Lain: Hello… (Suddenly standing next to Host)

Host: Gyahh!!! (Jumps in surprise) H-hello Lain…

Lain: (looks at her dully) Can we get this over with? I have more important things to do…

Host: (laughs nervously) … What show are you from?

Lain: Serial Experiments Lain… I am the Goddess of the Wired.

Host: Goddess of the Wired?

Lain: Yes…

Host: What is it?

Lain: The Wired is like the internet and I live in it… I am not human and will never age…

Host: … Why do you think Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ukyo, and Kuno are still in high school?

Lain: I have heard on the Wired that they missed so many days of school that they have to continue going to make up for their absences…

Host: Fascinating… Well, thank you for coming, Lain.

Lain: My pleasure… (Walks off-screen)

Sidekick: (blinks, looking off in the direction Lain went)

Host: That was kinda freaky… Next guest is… Chichiri! (Looks around for him)

Chichiri: (pops in out of nowhere) Hi, ya know! It is great to be here, ya know!

Host: Well, it's great that you were able to make it!

Sidekick: (grins, nodding)

Host: You are from Fushigi Yuugi, correct?

Chichiri: Yes, ya know!

Host: What's it like?

Chichiri: Terrific, ya know! (Frowns) Except for listening to Miaka and Tamahome contently: (mocking the voices) "Miaka… Tamahome… Miaka… Tamahome…" it is very annoying, ya know!

Host: I can believe you on that. Now let's bring out Miaka, also from Fushigi Yuugi!

Miaka: (runs onscreen, eating) HI!!! Thanks for inviting me!!! (Turns to Chichiri) Hi Chichiri!

Host: Miaka, you love Tamahome, right?

Miaka: Yep! (Smiles happily)

Host: (turns to Chichiri) You can transform into other people, right?

Miaka: He can! Once he turned into a girl that, I think, he got from his old girlfriend. Ya know the one his best friend stole, so he stabbed him!

Chichiri: (looks depressed and pops away)

Host: Hey! You made him leave!

Miaka: Huh?

Host: (stares at Miaka) … Right… Tell me, what do you think about our Ranma ½ question?

Miaka: Wha? (Looks confused)

Host: Nevermind…

Miaka: Do you have any food?

Host: No…

Miaka: Why not?! What kind of show doesn't have food on set?!

Host: … Ours…?

Voice: (from off-screen) MIAKA!!!

Miaka: (gasps and runs toward the voice, squealing) TAMAHOME!!!

Host: I guess that's all for her… (Smiles happily) So let's bring out our next guest, Mimi Tachikawa from Digimon!

Mimi: (walks onscreen happily) Hi!

Host: Welcome to the show, Mimi.

Mimi: Thanks.

Host: Ok, here's your question: Why didn't any of the digidestined's hairstyles change while you were stuck in the digital world?

Mimi: (shrugs casually) I don't know… why don't you ask Izzy? He's the smart one.

Host: Of course, what do you think about our Ranma ½ question?

Mimi: Ranma should get a different hairstyle and clothes besides all those Chinese shirts that he always wears.

Host: Mimi… that was not the question.

Mimi: I still say he needs a new style…

Host: But the question is why most of the Ranma ½ cast is still in school.

Mimi: Oh… then I have no comment.

Host: Ok… well, thank you for coming, Mimi

Mimi: You're welcome! Good-bye! (Walks offscreen)

Host: The next guest is Misty from Pokemon. Right, Sidekick?

Sidekick: (nods once & then collapses, dead)

Host: (looks down at Sidekick) … Sidekick? (Pokes her with foot) Er… I think she is dead… (Grins) Time for a new sidekick! (Snaps fingers & Sidekick disappears)

Minion: (Appears where Sidekick was laying) Mwhahahaha…

Host: Wow! It's an Evil Minion!

Minion: (grins evilly) The cucumbers are going to enslave earth!

Host: Right… let's bring Misty out!

Misty: (walk onscreen) Hi!

Host: Howdy! Tell me… Why don't you or Ash change on the show?

Misty: Why do you even care?

Host: I dunno… I'm just going by the script…

Misty: So why are you doing this?

Host: SILENCE!!!

Misty: …

Host: what do you think of our Ranma ½ question?

Misty: Well, I don't know… besides I don't even go to school…

Host: Thank you… you may go now…

Misty: Ok… bye (walks offscreen)

Host: Our next guest is Super Nixon!

Nixon: (runs onscreen) (dramatically) Hello! I am… Super Nixon!

Host: I know that…

Nixon: (regular voice) Oh… sorry…

Host: Anyways… What is your view on the Ranma ½ question?

Nixon: (looks confused) I think it is highly irrelevant to be searching for some answer to an idiotic question about a Japanese cartoon.

Host: Right… So you would say that Fox Mulder's search for the unexplained in the X-Files is irrelevant, also?

Nixon: … Yes… yes it is.

Host: (yelling) No! I will not hear such blasphemy! NOOO!!!

Minion: Evil men stole Fox Mulder's lawn flamingos!!!

Host: … Thanks for coming, Super Nixon... Now go away…

Nixon: Good-bye! (Runs off-screen)

Host: Time to move onto the main story! Now welcome, Akane Tendo!

Akane: (walks on) Hi!

Host: Howdy! Tell me, why are Nabiki, Tatewaki, Ukyo, Ranma, and you all still in school?

Akane: (shrugs) I don't have a clue… I'm just one of the characters…

Host: Ok, do you like your fiancé, Ranma Saotome?

Akane: NO!!! Why would I ever like that… that jerk?!

Host: I should believe that why?

Akane: … Ok… so I may like him… a bit… but that's not important!

Host: Right… Then what do you think of Ryoga being your pet P-chan and Ranma not telling you?

Akane: (gasps & yells) WHAT?!?! I'M GONNA KILL THE BOTH OF THEM!!! (Runs off-screen, SL)

Host: Er… I guess she didn't know that… (Looking off the way Akane went)

Minion: Where is the radioactive Girl Scout with my cheesecake?!

Host: Uh… let's bring out our final guest: Ranma Saotome!

Ranma: (walks onscreen carefully SR) Yo! Is 'Kane gone? I heard her yellin' that she's gonna kill me…

Host: She's gone…

Ranma: (sighs with relief) Good.

Host: Why do you think ya'll still in school?

Ranma: I dunno… Probably 'cause th' principal is evil an' hates us…

Host: Ok, What do you think of fiancée… or shall I say your four fiancées?

Ranma: I don't wanna say…

Host: Aww… Come on!

Ranma: … if I had to pick one… I'd pick Akane…

Host: Why?

Ranma: … Cause she's th' only one of 'em that don't chase me…

Host: So, you like her?

Ranma: N-no! She's a… an uncute tomboy!

Host: (grinning) Right…

Ranma: … Ok… Maybe I do like her… but only 'cause she doesn't glomp me… unlike th' other girls…

Minion: (looks at Ranma) Akane and you shall have a spawn!!!

Ranma: (confused) Wha?

Host: Just go…

Ranma: But… She just said 'Kane an' I "shall have a spawn."

Host: Go! Be gone with you!

Ranma: Didn't she say that? I wanna know!

Host: Leave… NOW!!!

Ranma: Ok… (Leaves)

Host: Well, that's all for today on "Hey! Shut Up & Listen!!!" Good-bye!

Minion: So, when do we start the show?

Host: (slaps forehead)

A/N: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!!!! ^.^' Anyways… please review! I love to hear what people think… even bad things. Please feel free to read and review my other stories too! Bye!