Karalen: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, Fat Albert, or Final Fantasy X. There'll be various lines from other movies and such, so look out for those too.

Inashu: ARAGORN IS MINE I TELL YOU, MIIIIIIINE!!! MWA HA HA!!! (drools over a hot pic of him)

Karalen: ...that was random...on to the story!

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CHAPTER 8: RESCUING YUGI

(Everyone sits by a riverbank. Everyone from the last chapter except Yugi, Ryou, Karalen, and Inashu are there. Along with them is the Fellowship from the Lord of the Rings, minus Sam, Merry and Pippin. Also with the group is Fat Albert from his own TV show, and Yuna from FFX.)

Yami: (has war paint on his face) So, anyone got a plan?

Legolas: No. Only thing I know is that we're the weirdest group ever.

Frodo: Well said Legolas! ^_^

Legolas: *sigh*

Bakura: What's up with him?

Aragon: Frodo got hit on the head really hard, courtesy of Boromir.

Boromir: I'm telling you, I was trying to save him!

Gimli: Suuuuure.

Boromir: That orc jumped out and was heading towards Frodo! I tackled him in order to get him out of the way! It isn't my fault that I misjudged my tackle and Frodo's head landed on a rock!

Gimli: Suuuuure.

Aragorn: Anyway, when Frodo got hit on the head, he went unconscious. When he woke up, Legolas was the first person he saw. Now he's hanging all over him.

Gandalf: I think Legolas is somewhat enjoying the attention. (winks at him)

Legolas: I am not!

Yuna: What are we running from anyway?

Gandalf: Weren't you listening for the past few hours!?

Yuna: Um...noooooooooo.

Legolas: You have heard nothing Yami has said!

Yuna: That's right!

Yami: *sigh* To sum it all up, Ryou has gone insane, and has kidnapped Yugi. We're trying to get Yugi back.

Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! What am I doin' here anyway?

Malik: With your enormous bulk, the enemy will never defeat us!

Fat Albert: I see.

Frodo: Ring goes on (he disappears), ring goes off (he reappears), ring goes on, ring goes off (repeat this twenty times).

Marik: AGH! SHUT UP!!!

Frodo: (whimpers and clings to Legolas)

Legolas: -_-;;;

Bakura: Um...I think I know a way to get to Yugi and Ryou...

All: You DO?!

Bakura: Ryou still has his ring on, so I can track him down with my ring!

Yami: Why didn't you tell us before?! Let's go! I shall save you YUUUUUUGIIIIIIII!!!!

Legolas: Wait! There's something out there...

(Bajillions of orcs storm out of the forest)

Orcs: RAWR!!!

All: AHHHHH!!! (all run away following Bakura, who is following Ryou's signal)

(Hours later. The orcs loose the group's trail. Everyone keeps on running though)

Yami: Are we there yet?

Bakura: Yeah, we're almost- (smacks into the side of the castle) ...there...

Yami: YUUUUUGIIIIII!!!!!!

Aragorn: That's getting annoying really fast...

Frodo: Ring goes on, ring goes off, ring goes on, ring goes off...

Marik: That's even more annoying! (takes the ring from Frodo)

Frodo: HEY!

Marik: Don't worry, I'll return it to you later. (crosses fingers behind his back)

(Later, in the castle)

Ryou: (in a Mafia accent) Look kid, I got a deal ya can't refuse.

Yugi: Really now? Would you mind telling me what it is?

Ryou: I'll let you go if you tell me where your friends are.

Yugi: NEVA!!!

Ryou: Oh? And what'll ya do if I force ya to tell me?

Yugi: I'll kick your butt! (eyes glow white. He floats in the air with a white aura around him, and has electricity coming off of him)

Ryou: Oh. I forgot you had hikari powers. Dammit..

(Outside)

Yami: The battle to get to the castle has ended. The battle to get Yugi has just begun. Ready everyone!

Everyone: (in kilts and really long swords) Aye aye!

Marik: Um...me and Malik will just stay outside and...guard the castle!

Yami: Ok! (runs in, followed by everyone else)

Malik: Should we...?

Marik: Trust me, you'll thank me later.

Malik: Ok! (wink)

Marik: ...pervert.

(Inside. Ryou is mopping the floor with Yugi)

Yugi: Dammit...OUCH!!! Don't scrub so hard!

Ryou: But your hair makes the perfect mop Yugi!

(Yami and everyone else storms in)

Yami: Hands off my aibou!

Ryou: (holds up a sword) If you want him, come and claim him!

Yami: I already claim him! He practically has my blood!

Ryou: ...(cuts himself and puts the blood in Yugi's mouth. Yugi is so surprised that he swallows) There! Now he has my blood!

Bakura: That's just sick...maybe I should try that with Ryou sometime...

Yami: (summons bajillions of orcs) Let go of MY Yugi!

Ryou: (summons bajillions of demons) NEVA!!!

Yami: CHARGE!!! (everyone fights)

(Outside)

Malik: You sure we shouldn't go in there? It sounds pretty insane...

Marik: No.

Malik: Ok- (Legolas crashes out of the second story window and lands hard on the ground) GAH!!!

Legolas: Thank Elbereth for Elvish immortality!

Marik: What happened?

Legolas: Ow, my back...that demon archer....was a better archer...than me.

Marik: Wow, he's good!

Fat Albert: (falls out of the thirtieth story window and lands on Legolas hard) Hey, hey, hey! Thanks fo' breakin' my fall!

Legolas: (in excruciating pain) No...problem...

Marik: And what happened to you?

Fat Albert: I was tryin' ta roll ova a group of demons, but I rolled too far.

Malik: (pulls Fat Albert off of Legolas) What about the others?

Yuna: (crashes out of the twelfth story window and lands hard) Ow...

Fat Albert: (to Yuna) One o' dem guys said that they were gonna give ya a signal to destroy dis place.

Marik: What kind of signa-

Bakura: (falls out of the fourth story window and lands on the ground) Urg...now!

Yuna: Whatever you say. (summons all her aeons) Destroy this land, aeons!

Aeons: ROAR! (makes fire, ice, and whatever element they are hit the castle)

Legolas: NO!!! FRODO!!! ARAGORN!!! GANDALF!!!

Yuna: Don't worry, they'll be fine. AEONS! Destroy this filthy land!

Aeons: ROAR! GRR! (gets bigger and starts destroying everything)

Ryou: Stop please! I give up! PLEASE! No more violence! (cries)

Bakura: (hugs Ryou protectively)

Aragorn: (pops up out of the rubble. To Yuna) Is this even safe?!

Yuna: Duh, no! Fat Albert told me to destroy the earth, and that's what I'm doing!

Fat Albert: I didn't!

Yuna: Too late now! AEONS! Make the weather horrible! Destroy this place!

Aeons: GRR! (tornadoes, hurricanes, typhoons, tsunamis, and all other horrible weather ensues)

Frodo: AHHHHH!!! (gets sucked up by a tornado)

All: O_O (gets sucked up by the same tornado)

Legolas: (gets hit by a tree) This is insane!

Gimli: (gets hit by a truck) How long will this last?!

Yuna: (using Protect on herself) Not too long! About a year!

Gandalf: (gets hit by a cow) O_O We're going to die!

Yugi: I don't wanna die!

Yami: (thirty feet away from him) Don't worry Yugi! I'm right here! I won't let anything hurt you!

Yugi: Thanks Ya- (gets hit by the Leaning Tower of Pizza. He falls unconcious)

Yami: (thinks Yugi is dead) NOOOOOO!!! YUUUUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Ryou: I'm too young to die!

Bakura: Ah, shaddup! (gets hit by various debris) NOO!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!

(several hours later)

All: (lands in New York City. All kinds of weather disturbances are everywhere. Yuna lands softly on the ground)

Yuna: And the weather is like this all over the world!

Yami: (holding an unconscious Yugi) I'm gonna KEELL HER!!!

Inashu: (pops up) NO! We still have to bash her! (pops down)

Legolas: (Tornado drops him. Dazed, he lands next to Frodo) Welcome to New York, the big apple!

Frodo: Legolas! You're okay! (hugs him)

Legolas: -_-

Fat Albert: (Tsunami drops him. He lands on his back) AY, stupid Tsunami! (tries to get up) ...I can't get up...(tries to roll on his side, but his bulk won't let him) I CAN'T GET UP!!! (he keeps trying to roll to his side) AHHHHHH!!! IIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! IIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAN'T GEEEEEEET UUUUUUP!!! (1)

Frodo: (ignoring Fat Albert and is still hugging Legolas) ...where's the ring?

Marik: I think I dropped it back in Italy.

Fellowship: WHAT?!

Ryou: (evil laughter)

Bakura: HEY! That's my laugh!

Ryou: Too bad! You think I really went to the sane side! MWA HA HA!!! I've fooled you all!

Gandalf: What do you mean, you fool of a Ryou?

Ryou: I'm still insaaaaaane!!! (stalks towards Frodo with a maniacal grin)

Frodo: (whimpers) I don't wanna die...

Legolas: (stands in front of Frodo and points his bow and arrow at Ryou) Stand back!

Frodo: My hero! (hugs Legolas)

Legolas: -_-

Ryou: Fools! I'm not after you! (grabs Yugi)

Yami: NO, YUUUUUUGIIIIIII!!!

Ryou: Sayonara! (jumps in a tornado and lets it sweep him away) OW!!! Stupid Leaning Tower...AGH!!! Stupid cow...

Yami: We must save Yugi!

Bakura: Again?

Yami: And you have to save Ryou!

Marik: Again?

Yami: (sighs)

Fellowship: That's not important now! We still need the ring!

Bakura: Wait! That reminds me! I just figured out something!

Yami: What now, Tomb Robber?!

Bakura: My ring can lead me to Ryou! Apparently, he still hasn't taken it off! Pharaoh, if you want Yugi back, then follow me. (follows the signal of the ring)

Marik: Well then, let's go! (follows Bakura, who is following the signal of the ring))

Malik: Right behind ya, Yami! (follows Marik, who's following Bakura, who's following the signal of the ring)

All: Wait for us! (Follows Malik, who's following Marik, who's following Bakura, who's following the signal of the ring)

(A hurricane suddenly appears and carries them all away)

All: Darn you Yuna!

Yuna: Nobody loves me...T-T

Bakura: It's leading us there anyway! ONWARD!!! TO VICTORY!!!

(Several hours later. They're on the ground, where it's raining horribly)

Yami: Tomb robber! You're not leading us into some trap, are you?!

Bakura: NO! Why would I be?!

Yami: I don't know. I just felt like saying it.

Bakura: ...pharaoh no baka...

Yuna: (goes to front of group) I'm tiiiiiired! I'm huuuuungry! Are we there- (smacks into a door) ...yet?

Bakura: (looks around door) There's nothing on the other side....what's Ryou thinking?!

Yami: (pushes on door) And the door is locked tight...

Fat Albert: (looks at the door) Ay! Thar's writen' on it!

Frodo: It's a riddle!

Legolas: What's it say?

Frodo: I'll read it for you!

Legolas: Um...ok...thanks...

Frodo: Anything for you, Legolas! ^_^

Legolas: -_-

The Riddle

So, you want to save your hikari?

In that case, come and get me!

Maybe you'll get him, maybe you won't.

Please solve this riddle, and you'll get in!

Light needs Darkness. Darkness needs light.

Even in tough times, they'll always find each other.

Against all odds, they'll always shine through.

Never apart, through thick and thin.

Days go by, now light is separated from dark,

Can the dark find the light?

Let's find out! Use wit, voice, and power!

Every light has a darkness, so solve this riddle,

And you'll get your hikari back.

Nademonai dame Yami. Hontou ni?

Aragorn: What's the last line mean?

Yami: "Nothing stops Dark. Is that true?" It's Japanese. (2)

Bakura: Well, what's the answer to the riddle?!

Marik: It didn't even ask us a question!

Malik: This'll be tougher than I thought...

TO BE CONTINUED

Karalen: Ok Readers! It's your job to figure out the riddle! If you think you know the answer, leave a review! I'll wait for awhile to see if anyone got it right, then I'll post the answer next time I update!

Inashu: The person (s) that get the answer will get a plushie of their favorite character! You must state which chibi you want!

Karalen: So try your best, and R&R! Will the Fellowship get the Ring back? Will Ryou's sanity ever come back? Find out next time! There will be more Yami x Yugi, Bakura x Ryou, Marik x Malik later, and there'll be tiny hints of Frodo/Legolas (Cause I just think they look cute like that!)

(1)- I got this from 'A Christmas Story'. (2)- Well, it's something along the lines of that...my Japanese isn't all that great...