Karalen: (is literally covered in pixie sticks) Mmph, mmph mmph mmmmmph
mmmmph!
Inashu: (points and laughs)
Evil Ivan: (flies in) What'd she say?
Inashu: She said, "Inashu, get these oooooff meeeeee!"
Evil Ivan: (picks up a pixie stick) I thought she loved these...
Inashu: She does! She's just being smothered in them! (laughs out loud)
Evil Ivan: (sigh) Might as well get her out...she needs to do the review answering. (uses his Tornado to get the pixie sticks off)
Karalen: (takes a breath) I CAN BREATH!!! Huh? (glances around) EVIL IVAN!!! (glomps)
Evil Ivan: Someone, anyone, just shoot me now..
Karalen: (faces the readers) Eh heh...I bet you're all kinda angry that I haven't updated...no, not angry...annoyed! Yes! Annoyed! Well, I have a perfect explanation! One: During summer vacation, I've had numerous things to do. I barely had any free time. Two: I've had a huuuuuge writer's block for basically all of my stories. Three: (sweatdrops and laughs a little) I kinda lost confidence in my abilities when somebody flamed my Golden Sun fic...but then I realized...that's my first flame out of about ten fics...so, now I'm ok with it!
Evil Ivan: Aren't you forgetting something?
Inashu: (still laughing it up)
Karalen: Oh yes, the review answering. (glances at the number of them) OVER 70?!?! ...oh well! This'll take awhile...
Evil Ivan: You do that. I'll be after a certain flamer that flamed your very first Golden Sun story. (starts to fly away)
Karalen: No! You need to help me!
Evil Ivan: (sighs) Fine.
Inashu: (still laughing her ass off)
Review Answering!
* * = Muses notes (Inashu, Evil Ivan)
Queen Hatshepsut II- I know! RikuxSora has to be one of my favorite couplings of all time! If you want a good RikuxSora story, you should see the ones called "Kissing Lesson" and "Next Lesson". They're both kick ass stories!
Lady Draca Greenleaf- Yep, he does go through hell. And he'll continue going through hell until I say so! MWA HA HA!!!
dragungirl199- Well, here it is! The next update! w00t!
Heather Sutaki- O.O;;; (gets out those things you shock people with) CLEAR!!! Phew, I brought you back...after all, if you're not alive, you can't read the story! ^_^
Coolies- Don't worry, you'll know what happens to Ryou soon! Yes, Marik loves shiny things...he reeeaaally loves shiny things...
*Inashu: INU-YASHA!!! (chases him) I LOOOOVE YOU INU-YASHA!!!!!!!*
Black-Rose-Spirit-Mage- When Yami will confess his love? Hmm, I dunno...soon, I promise!
Daredevil- Look, I'm updated! After what, two months? Sorry, but I had a huge writer's block...
Argentowolf- Your review made me laugh my ass off as well! I hope you find your ass soon!
LightShadow- Shadow, thanks for putting me on your favorites! Light, why don't you like yaoi? Oh well. Keep reading, cause I think my writer's block is over now!
SSJ Bulma- (throws her some aspirin) There! Now it won't hurt so bad when you laugh! Well, hopefully, I'll get the rest out really soon!
*Inashu: This is the story that never ends! This is the story that never ends!*
*Evil Ivan: -.-;;;...see what I have to deal with?*
WhiteLightning- (wipes some PIXI STICKS dust off her hair) Man, I can tell you sure do like Pixie sticks! (looks at the huge pile) This is gonna take me months to finish! .......(turns to rest of reviewers) Want some?
*Inashu: PIXI STICKS!!!!!! (dives in pile)*
FairysGift- Thanks! ^_^
Yami ChaosGem- Don't worry, there'll be more Kairi and Tea bashing! I also happen to love Hiei. In fact, he's my favorite anime character of all time!
*Inashu: I love Inu-Yasha too! (chases him again)*
chibibaka- Here's my update! And byeeeeee to you to! ^_^
Kaji the Harlequin- Hey, I love Cloud and Sephiroth too! Although, I like Vincent better...anyway, I'll make sure that you see those two really soon! How far are you in Kingdom Hearts? I'm stuck on one part...ah, I'm rambling...moving on!
firedraygon97- Don't worry, you'll find out where Ryou is very soon! And here's my update! And Ryou will be all right, so again, don't worry!
Princess Strawberry- O.O...the great Princess Strawberry has reviewed my poor pathetic story? OH MY GOSH!!! (squeals in joy) I'm sooooo glad you like my story! I read your Y/Y evidence list on Starkiss's bio, and I loved it! Stupid Cartoon Network here STILL isn't past Duelist Kingdom, so I haven't seen those episodes yet. I happen to love your stories as well! I hope you read my story some more, your greatness!
*Evil Ivan: She's rambling...again. I can't believe what I have to put up with around here...*
biisis: As you can see, your guess on the riddle is wrong. (blushes) Well..actually...I'm not all that great at Japanese...heh...
Nanashi: Come back so I can read more stories! Anyway, I'm still glad you reviewed this story of mine! Keep reading and writing! I love Cloud too! Cloud-sama...(drools) And yes, fics can be cute and insane at the same time! ...like 'The Trip'! I loved that one!
*Evil Ivan: Now you got her worked up over Cloud! Stupid...Cloud...*
Starkiss: You reviewed too? OH HAPPY DAY!!!! I love your stories! You need to write more! I also saw the lurverly Y/Y piccy...where'd you find it?!? I must...have...more...Y/Y...(twitch) give...URL...for...more...piccies...(snaps out of it) Have you been to a website called W-bind? It's only the best Y/Y art gallery out there! I'll e-mail the URL if you haven't seen it! I got a flame too...on my first Golden Sun fic...I worked hard on it too! (whimpers) ...I'm rambling again...moving on!
Green Eyes Silver Dragon- Thanks! ^_^
Beverly: Yes, no fluffiness! MWA HA HA!!! nyiekniekniek :]
Nano*Mecka: Yes, Marik is VERY attracted to shiny things...it's fun to watch him go crazy for shiny things!
stupid kid 04 and blah- I'm glad you liked my story! Yeah, if Freezer were here, he'd probably kill me right away. Man, everybody's dying from laughter! You think it's contagious?
waterfall2014- Yes, you're correct about Yu Yu Hakusho. It's my favorite anime out there! Thanks for the doughnuts! Unfortunately, I hate Dr. Pepper, but that's ok! ^_^
Phat Katt- Hey, don't worry! Legolas is my man! But...you might have to go through Inashu if you want Aragorn...
*Inashu: Aragorn is MIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!*
Faerie-Aisha- Hey, I'm crazy too! (jumps out a window)
*Inashu: That's my job! (jumps out the window and throws Karalen back)*
*Evil Ivan: (sighs and shakes his head)*
Renee the Rabid Squirrel- Thanks! ^_^
Merodi no Yami- Thanks for reviewing! You need to update your stories too so I can review them! MWA HA HA!!!
*Evil Ivan: ......-.-;;;*
FluffCat- Yesh, insanity is gooooooood for the braiiiiiin...^_^
Kirara- The first review!!! Thanks for reading! You get a plushie of your favorite character of all time! (hands over the plushie) Ja ne!
END REVIEW ANSWERING
Karalen: Jeez, that took a long time...but it was fun! Now, on to the story!
Evil Ivan: (sigh) Karalen does not own Yu-Gi-Oh...at all. Except for the Ryou pic she made just now...she's making me say this. She also doesn't own Monty Python and the Holy Grail...at all.
Karalen: I just drew a pic of Ryou...it's the best picture I ever made...did I actually draw that?! X_X (dies from shock)
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CHAPTER 10: RYOU RETURNS! MORE INSANITY!
Malik: (wakes up) Ugh...what happened?
Marik: HIKARI!!! OH THANK RA!!! (glomps him)
Malik: .....er...yami....please get off...
Bakura: (stares at both of them) .....
Marik: Oh...right...(gets off)
Malik: Now, what happened?
Marik: Well, we saved Yugi and Sora about thirty minutes ago. You passed out from a nosebleed. Don't worry, they're ok now. Yami and Riku patched them up.
Yami: (glaring at Riku) Stupid cheater...since when did he know about magic?!
(AN: Riku used 'Heal' on Sora)
Marik: Oi, Yami! Why don't you get closer to Yugi? You know you love him!
Yami: (is twenty feet away from Yugi) I can't! I'm his yami, not his lover! It would be unthinkable to get an inch closer to him!
Malik: ...dude, you have some serious issues...
Bakura: (grins at Malik) I know! ^____________^
Malik: What's up with him?
Marik: We can't find Ryou. He's gone nuts.
Malik: Oh...I wonder how the Fellowship is doing?
(Meanwhile, in Italy...)
((Don't get me wrong, I love Sam, Merry, and Pippin! I think they're adorable! But I didn't really see how much use they would be to the story, and there would be too many characters...))
Aragorn: Are you absolutely sure that this is the right way Gandalf?
Gandalf: Of course I'm sure! The castle that holds the ring is that way! But, there is one thing you all must know...
Gimli: Oh? And what's that?
Gandalf: A monstrous beast protects the castle! It is big, ferocious, and has HUUUGE teeth! (makes a biting sign with his hands)
Frodo: ...and? I mean, we've battled monsters before! Besides, if the monster is that bad, Legolas will protect me! ^_^
Legolas: (sigh)
Gandalf: You don't understand! This monster is too powerful! It has teeth that'll bite your head off! (makes a biting sign with his hands at Frodo)
Boromir: I'm not afraid! Let's just go!
(They skip ahead, with Sam, Merry, and Pippin behind them with coconuts, making hoofbeat noises.)
Aragorn: Ah! There's the castle!
(they stop and hear growling noises)
Gandalf: It's the monster with the teeth!
(The monster comes out. It's...)
Aragorn: A rabbit?! The monster's a RABBIT?!
Gandalf: But it's a monstrous rabbit! It has sharp teeth, and it's rabid!
Sam: I've had enough of this, I'm going in! (runs towards the castle.)
(The rabbit lunges at Sam, and bites clear through his neck. Sam screams, then falls dead. The rabbit sits back with blood all over his front)
Frodo: No! SAM!!! (weeps and hugs Legolas)
Legolas: (staring at the sight) HOLY SON OF A FLYING RING WRAITH!!!
Gandalf: I told you that rabbit was monstrous, but nooooooo, you didn't listen to me!
Boromir: Whatever, just shut up!
Pippin: How about we all confuse him?
Aragorn: Wha?
Pippin: You know, we make him so mad that we confuse him?
Gandalf: Fool of a Took.
Aragorn: I know! Let's all go in together! We ARE the Fellowship!
Gandalf: I don't think that's such a good idea...
Boromir: Let's just go already! I'm not afraid!
All: YEAH!
(All of them except Gandalf rush in and attempt to fight the rabbit. The rabbit gets a rabid look and lunges at them all. The rabbit kills a few of them by biting their necks off)
Aragorn: RUN AWAY!!!!
(They all run away, screaming..."run away!" They all get behind a rock)
Gandalf: (pointing and laughing) AH HA HA!!! I told you all, but noooooooo!!!
Aragorn: Ok, which ones are dead?
Gimli: Hmm...Sam, Merry, Pippin...
(they hear a scream)
Gimli: ...and Boromir.
Frodo: How do we destroy it?!
Legolas: We could use the Holy Grenade...
Frodo: Good idea! (you know the drill...)
Legolas: (sigh)
Aragorn: Monks! Bring out the Holy Grenade!
(The monks come out, singing a hymn. They carefully hand the Holy Grenade to Aragorn. They say some instructions)
Monk: Count to three once you pull the pin. Do NOT throw it too early, and do NOT throw it too late. Four is definitely not the number you count to, three is! Five is way too much, three is the number you count to! Then you throw it at your enemy, and watch him blow up!
Aragorn: Right! (pulls pin out with teeth) 1...2...5!
Frodo: Um...I think it's supposed to be three...
Aragorn: Be quiet Frodo! I think I know how to count!
Legolas: Um...Aragorn...
Aragorn: WHAT?! You're siding with him! I don't freakin' believe this!
Gimli: Aragorn!
Aragorn: WHAT?!
Gimli: Throw the damn thing before-
(the grenade explodes, leaving a charred Fellowship)
Gimli: ...it explodes.
(They all fall over, twitching)
(Back at the submarine)
Yami: .....(glares over at Riku) Will you two knock it off?!
Riku: (quickly gets off of a fully healed Sora) Er...we weren't doing anything!
Sora: Yeah! We were just...finding things for Kairi!
Riku: Yeah! That's it!
Both: ^_^;;;
Yami: ...(glares at nothing in particular)
(They hear a knocking at the front of the ship)
Malik: Huh? (looks at the ship) Hey look! It's a scuba-diver! With...Ryou in his arms?!
Bakura: WHAT?! (looks) Hey, YOU!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM, NOW!!!
Marik: Bring those two in, now!
(they bring the two in. Ryou coughs up some water, but is otherwise fine.)
Ryou: Ugh...what happened?
Bakura: You mean you don't remember anything?
Ryou: (thinks) Noooooooo...
Bakura: (whacks Ryou upside the head) You baka!
(the scuba-diver takes his mask off and reveals itself as...)
All: NOOOOO!!! OH DEAR RA NOOOOO!!!
Tea: Hi guys! Guess what?! I saved Ryou! That's a perfect symbol of our friendship!
Yami: I thought you died! I thought Anubis killed you!!!
Tea: Yeah, like, well, like, Anubis said, like, "AAAAAAAH!!! WE CAN'T STAND THIS BITCH!!! TAKE HER AWAY!!! DEAR RA, TAKE HER AWAY!!!". So, as a symbol of pure friendship, Ra sent me back here! Isn't he the nicest thing?! ^_^
Yugi: (wakes up and sees Tea) AAAGH!!! THE HORROR!!!! GET IT AWAY!!!
Tea: YUGI! (glomps onto him) You know what?! You and Yami are SUCH good friends! You two should give a speech about friendship to some people in this world! Oh, the world is round and full of life, just like friendship! Why, just the very thought of life makes me think of-
Yugi: (twitches) Get...her....away....
Yami: TEA! GET OFF OF HIM!! (rips Tea off of Yugi) And for your information, Yugi and I aren't just friends! We're lo- (claps a hand on his mouth)
Yugi: (blinks innocently) What Yami?
Yami: Um...we're aibous! Yeah, that's it! So, just stay away from him!
Tea: Oh Yami, I know you didn't mean to rip me off of kaiwaii little Yugi! That would be ruining our friendship, wouldn't it? I LOVE YOU YAMI!!! (glomps Yami)
Yugi: (eyes glow red) BACK OFF, BITCH!!! (punches Tea off)
Bakura: Whoa...never thought I'd ever be saying this, but GO YUGI!!!
Sora: She's just like Kairi...hold me, Riku...
Riku: (snarls) Don't scare Sora like that! (turns into...Possessed!Riku) Come, evil one...
Tea: (skips to Riku) Yeeeeees? Oh, you're so cute! (tries to glomp him)
Possessed!Riku: (swats her away like a bug)
Tea: AHHHHH! WHAT A PERFECT SIGN OF FRIENDSHIP!!! (crashes through the submarine wall)
(water starts to fill the sub)
Possessed!Riku: (uses his power to hold the sub) Bring this contraption up, mere mortal.
Malik: OK! (brings it up in three seconds flat)
(Possessed!Riku turns back into normal Riku. They all climb out of the sub. They look up...)
Marik: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?! Whatever it is...it's shiiiiiiinyyyy..(reaches up)
Ryou: It's an UFO! (jumps into Bakura's arms)
Bakura: Don't worry! I sent for help awhile ago! These are my buddies!
Ryou: ...(blink innocently)...wait a minute...(blink innocently)...you're an alien?
Bakura: Nah, I just visited them for a bit. They're really cool, once you get to know them! I even got a name from them!
Malik: Oh really? And what's your name?
Bakura: (clears his throat) ...EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
All: (blood shoots from their ears)
Bakura: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you to cover your ears.
(So, the alien ship brings them to a random spot, which by coincidence, happens to be Italy)
Sora: Whooooa...so this is what other worlds look like...
Riku: Sweeeeeeet...
(They wander around a bit)
Ryou: Um...excuse me for asking, but...Where exactly are we going anyway?
Bakura: We're TRYING to get back home, but the PHARAOH doesn't know the way back!
Yami: Neither do you! (they keep walking until they're in front of a familiar hill, which is in front of a familiar cave. There they see a familiar group of people, lifeless) It's the Fellowship of the Ring! (he rushes to them) Do not worry! I shall avenge all of your deaths! (He starts to rush in the cave, when a voice stops him)
Aragorn: Actually, we're not dead...
Yami: Then...I shall avenge your mortally wounded selves!
Legolas: Actually, we're getting better!
Yami: Just....lay there while I go avenge all of you! (they all run in)
Frodo: I guess we should just lay here then! (snuggles up to Legolas)
Legolas: (gives a tiny sigh)
Gandalf: (from far, far away) You'll all be sorry! That rabbit isn't gone yet!
(They all ignore him)
Yami: (runs into a wall) Helloooooo, what's this? (tries to read it) It's in some sort of language...I can't read it!
Yugi: I think it's spanish...
(Suddenly, a small girl pops up)
Girl: Hola, I'm Dora! Did someone say Spanish?!
Malik: AAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!! NOT DORAAAAA!!! MAKE HER GO AWAY, PLEAAASSEEEE!!! (he jumps in Marik's arms)
Bakura: ...right. Listen, weak little girl, read this thing.
Dora: Okies! (reads it) In order to find the ONE RING, you must go to the castle aaaarrrrgh...
Ryou: Do you think the poor person died while writing it?
Bakura: (whacks him upside the head) No, you dolt! How could they write out 'aaaarrrrgh...'?
Yugi: Maybe there really is a Castle Aaaarrrrgh?
Dora: I think there is! We can find it! Now, where's my map?
Malik: (hisses at Dora) The evil...
(Suddenly, a thing growls, and Dora disappears. They look behind them to see the rabid rabbit, who has grown ten times his normal size, eating Dora. After he disposes of the girl, he snarls at the group) ((AN: You know one of those Goosebumps books, the one with that freaky scary rabbit on the front? That's what this rabbit looks like right now...))
All: ...RUN AWAY!!!
(They all run, except Riku and Sora, who were smart enough to hide from the thing. Actually, they were...wait a sec!)
Karalen: (pops up and stomps over to a rock) What do you boys think you're doing?!
Riku: (stops making out with Sora for a second): Um...finding things for Kairi?
Karalen: You're supposed to be HIDING, and trying to get the rest of the boys to hide as well!
Sora: But...but...(does his Sora pout) I wanna make out with Riku...
Karalen: Must resist...the pout...ARGH!!! The things I let you guys do...(disappears)
(And so, the rabbit continued chasing the rest of the boys, while Sora and Riku STILL make out. After about two days, the rabbit finally dies from rabies, and the boys make it out of the cave, including Riku and Sora, who are STILL making out)
Yami: Now then, we must go to the Castle Aaaarrrrgh in order to avenge the Fellowship of the Ring!
Aragorn: (following Yami) Actually, we're just fine!
Gimli: All we really need to do is go on to the Castle Aaaarrrrrgh in order to get that ring back! Poor Frodo is suffering without it!
Frodo: (being carried by Legolas) My precious...come back to me...I need you...
Bakura: All right! We'll head back home, while you guys go on and get your ONE RING back! Sounds like a plan?
Yami: NO! I want to help them!
Yugi: Yami, I want to go home...
Yami: Ok! We'll let the Fellowship get their ONE RING, while we head home! Does that sound fine to you, Yugi?
Yugi: Of course! (snuggles up to Yami)
Yami: (blushes and hugs Yugi)
Bakura: That was MY idea, pharaoh!
Yami: (paying attention only to Yugi)
Bakura: Stupid...pharaoh no baka...
Marik: (is interested in Castle Aaaarrrrgh) Erm...I think home is this way! (points to where Castle Aaaarrrrgh is) We sould get home in no time!
Malik: All right! We're going home!
Marik: (laughs evilly)
Hikaris: (blink innocently) What was that for?
Marik: Er...nothing! ^_^
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Karalen: So, will they reach Castle Aaaarrrrgh? And if they do, will they SURVIVE?! Find out next time, on Chapter 11: Castle Aaaarrrrgh!
Inashu: (still laughing her ass off)
Evil Ivan: (sighs)
Inashu: (points and laughs)
Evil Ivan: (flies in) What'd she say?
Inashu: She said, "Inashu, get these oooooff meeeeee!"
Evil Ivan: (picks up a pixie stick) I thought she loved these...
Inashu: She does! She's just being smothered in them! (laughs out loud)
Evil Ivan: (sigh) Might as well get her out...she needs to do the review answering. (uses his Tornado to get the pixie sticks off)
Karalen: (takes a breath) I CAN BREATH!!! Huh? (glances around) EVIL IVAN!!! (glomps)
Evil Ivan: Someone, anyone, just shoot me now..
Karalen: (faces the readers) Eh heh...I bet you're all kinda angry that I haven't updated...no, not angry...annoyed! Yes! Annoyed! Well, I have a perfect explanation! One: During summer vacation, I've had numerous things to do. I barely had any free time. Two: I've had a huuuuuge writer's block for basically all of my stories. Three: (sweatdrops and laughs a little) I kinda lost confidence in my abilities when somebody flamed my Golden Sun fic...but then I realized...that's my first flame out of about ten fics...so, now I'm ok with it!
Evil Ivan: Aren't you forgetting something?
Inashu: (still laughing it up)
Karalen: Oh yes, the review answering. (glances at the number of them) OVER 70?!?! ...oh well! This'll take awhile...
Evil Ivan: You do that. I'll be after a certain flamer that flamed your very first Golden Sun story. (starts to fly away)
Karalen: No! You need to help me!
Evil Ivan: (sighs) Fine.
Inashu: (still laughing her ass off)
Review Answering!
* * = Muses notes (Inashu, Evil Ivan)
Queen Hatshepsut II- I know! RikuxSora has to be one of my favorite couplings of all time! If you want a good RikuxSora story, you should see the ones called "Kissing Lesson" and "Next Lesson". They're both kick ass stories!
Lady Draca Greenleaf- Yep, he does go through hell. And he'll continue going through hell until I say so! MWA HA HA!!!
dragungirl199- Well, here it is! The next update! w00t!
Heather Sutaki- O.O;;; (gets out those things you shock people with) CLEAR!!! Phew, I brought you back...after all, if you're not alive, you can't read the story! ^_^
Coolies- Don't worry, you'll know what happens to Ryou soon! Yes, Marik loves shiny things...he reeeaaally loves shiny things...
*Inashu: INU-YASHA!!! (chases him) I LOOOOVE YOU INU-YASHA!!!!!!!*
Black-Rose-Spirit-Mage- When Yami will confess his love? Hmm, I dunno...soon, I promise!
Daredevil- Look, I'm updated! After what, two months? Sorry, but I had a huge writer's block...
Argentowolf- Your review made me laugh my ass off as well! I hope you find your ass soon!
LightShadow- Shadow, thanks for putting me on your favorites! Light, why don't you like yaoi? Oh well. Keep reading, cause I think my writer's block is over now!
SSJ Bulma- (throws her some aspirin) There! Now it won't hurt so bad when you laugh! Well, hopefully, I'll get the rest out really soon!
*Inashu: This is the story that never ends! This is the story that never ends!*
*Evil Ivan: -.-;;;...see what I have to deal with?*
WhiteLightning- (wipes some PIXI STICKS dust off her hair) Man, I can tell you sure do like Pixie sticks! (looks at the huge pile) This is gonna take me months to finish! .......(turns to rest of reviewers) Want some?
*Inashu: PIXI STICKS!!!!!! (dives in pile)*
FairysGift- Thanks! ^_^
Yami ChaosGem- Don't worry, there'll be more Kairi and Tea bashing! I also happen to love Hiei. In fact, he's my favorite anime character of all time!
*Inashu: I love Inu-Yasha too! (chases him again)*
chibibaka- Here's my update! And byeeeeee to you to! ^_^
Kaji the Harlequin- Hey, I love Cloud and Sephiroth too! Although, I like Vincent better...anyway, I'll make sure that you see those two really soon! How far are you in Kingdom Hearts? I'm stuck on one part...ah, I'm rambling...moving on!
firedraygon97- Don't worry, you'll find out where Ryou is very soon! And here's my update! And Ryou will be all right, so again, don't worry!
Princess Strawberry- O.O...the great Princess Strawberry has reviewed my poor pathetic story? OH MY GOSH!!! (squeals in joy) I'm sooooo glad you like my story! I read your Y/Y evidence list on Starkiss's bio, and I loved it! Stupid Cartoon Network here STILL isn't past Duelist Kingdom, so I haven't seen those episodes yet. I happen to love your stories as well! I hope you read my story some more, your greatness!
*Evil Ivan: She's rambling...again. I can't believe what I have to put up with around here...*
biisis: As you can see, your guess on the riddle is wrong. (blushes) Well..actually...I'm not all that great at Japanese...heh...
Nanashi: Come back so I can read more stories! Anyway, I'm still glad you reviewed this story of mine! Keep reading and writing! I love Cloud too! Cloud-sama...(drools) And yes, fics can be cute and insane at the same time! ...like 'The Trip'! I loved that one!
*Evil Ivan: Now you got her worked up over Cloud! Stupid...Cloud...*
Starkiss: You reviewed too? OH HAPPY DAY!!!! I love your stories! You need to write more! I also saw the lurverly Y/Y piccy...where'd you find it?!? I must...have...more...Y/Y...(twitch) give...URL...for...more...piccies...(snaps out of it) Have you been to a website called W-bind? It's only the best Y/Y art gallery out there! I'll e-mail the URL if you haven't seen it! I got a flame too...on my first Golden Sun fic...I worked hard on it too! (whimpers) ...I'm rambling again...moving on!
Green Eyes Silver Dragon- Thanks! ^_^
Beverly: Yes, no fluffiness! MWA HA HA!!! nyiekniekniek :]
Nano*Mecka: Yes, Marik is VERY attracted to shiny things...it's fun to watch him go crazy for shiny things!
stupid kid 04 and blah- I'm glad you liked my story! Yeah, if Freezer were here, he'd probably kill me right away. Man, everybody's dying from laughter! You think it's contagious?
waterfall2014- Yes, you're correct about Yu Yu Hakusho. It's my favorite anime out there! Thanks for the doughnuts! Unfortunately, I hate Dr. Pepper, but that's ok! ^_^
Phat Katt- Hey, don't worry! Legolas is my man! But...you might have to go through Inashu if you want Aragorn...
*Inashu: Aragorn is MIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!*
Faerie-Aisha- Hey, I'm crazy too! (jumps out a window)
*Inashu: That's my job! (jumps out the window and throws Karalen back)*
*Evil Ivan: (sighs and shakes his head)*
Renee the Rabid Squirrel- Thanks! ^_^
Merodi no Yami- Thanks for reviewing! You need to update your stories too so I can review them! MWA HA HA!!!
*Evil Ivan: ......-.-;;;*
FluffCat- Yesh, insanity is gooooooood for the braiiiiiin...^_^
Kirara- The first review!!! Thanks for reading! You get a plushie of your favorite character of all time! (hands over the plushie) Ja ne!
END REVIEW ANSWERING
Karalen: Jeez, that took a long time...but it was fun! Now, on to the story!
Evil Ivan: (sigh) Karalen does not own Yu-Gi-Oh...at all. Except for the Ryou pic she made just now...she's making me say this. She also doesn't own Monty Python and the Holy Grail...at all.
Karalen: I just drew a pic of Ryou...it's the best picture I ever made...did I actually draw that?! X_X (dies from shock)
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CHAPTER 10: RYOU RETURNS! MORE INSANITY!
Malik: (wakes up) Ugh...what happened?
Marik: HIKARI!!! OH THANK RA!!! (glomps him)
Malik: .....er...yami....please get off...
Bakura: (stares at both of them) .....
Marik: Oh...right...(gets off)
Malik: Now, what happened?
Marik: Well, we saved Yugi and Sora about thirty minutes ago. You passed out from a nosebleed. Don't worry, they're ok now. Yami and Riku patched them up.
Yami: (glaring at Riku) Stupid cheater...since when did he know about magic?!
(AN: Riku used 'Heal' on Sora)
Marik: Oi, Yami! Why don't you get closer to Yugi? You know you love him!
Yami: (is twenty feet away from Yugi) I can't! I'm his yami, not his lover! It would be unthinkable to get an inch closer to him!
Malik: ...dude, you have some serious issues...
Bakura: (grins at Malik) I know! ^____________^
Malik: What's up with him?
Marik: We can't find Ryou. He's gone nuts.
Malik: Oh...I wonder how the Fellowship is doing?
(Meanwhile, in Italy...)
((Don't get me wrong, I love Sam, Merry, and Pippin! I think they're adorable! But I didn't really see how much use they would be to the story, and there would be too many characters...))
Aragorn: Are you absolutely sure that this is the right way Gandalf?
Gandalf: Of course I'm sure! The castle that holds the ring is that way! But, there is one thing you all must know...
Gimli: Oh? And what's that?
Gandalf: A monstrous beast protects the castle! It is big, ferocious, and has HUUUGE teeth! (makes a biting sign with his hands)
Frodo: ...and? I mean, we've battled monsters before! Besides, if the monster is that bad, Legolas will protect me! ^_^
Legolas: (sigh)
Gandalf: You don't understand! This monster is too powerful! It has teeth that'll bite your head off! (makes a biting sign with his hands at Frodo)
Boromir: I'm not afraid! Let's just go!
(They skip ahead, with Sam, Merry, and Pippin behind them with coconuts, making hoofbeat noises.)
Aragorn: Ah! There's the castle!
(they stop and hear growling noises)
Gandalf: It's the monster with the teeth!
(The monster comes out. It's...)
Aragorn: A rabbit?! The monster's a RABBIT?!
Gandalf: But it's a monstrous rabbit! It has sharp teeth, and it's rabid!
Sam: I've had enough of this, I'm going in! (runs towards the castle.)
(The rabbit lunges at Sam, and bites clear through his neck. Sam screams, then falls dead. The rabbit sits back with blood all over his front)
Frodo: No! SAM!!! (weeps and hugs Legolas)
Legolas: (staring at the sight) HOLY SON OF A FLYING RING WRAITH!!!
Gandalf: I told you that rabbit was monstrous, but nooooooo, you didn't listen to me!
Boromir: Whatever, just shut up!
Pippin: How about we all confuse him?
Aragorn: Wha?
Pippin: You know, we make him so mad that we confuse him?
Gandalf: Fool of a Took.
Aragorn: I know! Let's all go in together! We ARE the Fellowship!
Gandalf: I don't think that's such a good idea...
Boromir: Let's just go already! I'm not afraid!
All: YEAH!
(All of them except Gandalf rush in and attempt to fight the rabbit. The rabbit gets a rabid look and lunges at them all. The rabbit kills a few of them by biting their necks off)
Aragorn: RUN AWAY!!!!
(They all run away, screaming..."run away!" They all get behind a rock)
Gandalf: (pointing and laughing) AH HA HA!!! I told you all, but noooooooo!!!
Aragorn: Ok, which ones are dead?
Gimli: Hmm...Sam, Merry, Pippin...
(they hear a scream)
Gimli: ...and Boromir.
Frodo: How do we destroy it?!
Legolas: We could use the Holy Grenade...
Frodo: Good idea! (you know the drill...)
Legolas: (sigh)
Aragorn: Monks! Bring out the Holy Grenade!
(The monks come out, singing a hymn. They carefully hand the Holy Grenade to Aragorn. They say some instructions)
Monk: Count to three once you pull the pin. Do NOT throw it too early, and do NOT throw it too late. Four is definitely not the number you count to, three is! Five is way too much, three is the number you count to! Then you throw it at your enemy, and watch him blow up!
Aragorn: Right! (pulls pin out with teeth) 1...2...5!
Frodo: Um...I think it's supposed to be three...
Aragorn: Be quiet Frodo! I think I know how to count!
Legolas: Um...Aragorn...
Aragorn: WHAT?! You're siding with him! I don't freakin' believe this!
Gimli: Aragorn!
Aragorn: WHAT?!
Gimli: Throw the damn thing before-
(the grenade explodes, leaving a charred Fellowship)
Gimli: ...it explodes.
(They all fall over, twitching)
(Back at the submarine)
Yami: .....(glares over at Riku) Will you two knock it off?!
Riku: (quickly gets off of a fully healed Sora) Er...we weren't doing anything!
Sora: Yeah! We were just...finding things for Kairi!
Riku: Yeah! That's it!
Both: ^_^;;;
Yami: ...(glares at nothing in particular)
(They hear a knocking at the front of the ship)
Malik: Huh? (looks at the ship) Hey look! It's a scuba-diver! With...Ryou in his arms?!
Bakura: WHAT?! (looks) Hey, YOU!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM, NOW!!!
Marik: Bring those two in, now!
(they bring the two in. Ryou coughs up some water, but is otherwise fine.)
Ryou: Ugh...what happened?
Bakura: You mean you don't remember anything?
Ryou: (thinks) Noooooooo...
Bakura: (whacks Ryou upside the head) You baka!
(the scuba-diver takes his mask off and reveals itself as...)
All: NOOOOO!!! OH DEAR RA NOOOOO!!!
Tea: Hi guys! Guess what?! I saved Ryou! That's a perfect symbol of our friendship!
Yami: I thought you died! I thought Anubis killed you!!!
Tea: Yeah, like, well, like, Anubis said, like, "AAAAAAAH!!! WE CAN'T STAND THIS BITCH!!! TAKE HER AWAY!!! DEAR RA, TAKE HER AWAY!!!". So, as a symbol of pure friendship, Ra sent me back here! Isn't he the nicest thing?! ^_^
Yugi: (wakes up and sees Tea) AAAGH!!! THE HORROR!!!! GET IT AWAY!!!
Tea: YUGI! (glomps onto him) You know what?! You and Yami are SUCH good friends! You two should give a speech about friendship to some people in this world! Oh, the world is round and full of life, just like friendship! Why, just the very thought of life makes me think of-
Yugi: (twitches) Get...her....away....
Yami: TEA! GET OFF OF HIM!! (rips Tea off of Yugi) And for your information, Yugi and I aren't just friends! We're lo- (claps a hand on his mouth)
Yugi: (blinks innocently) What Yami?
Yami: Um...we're aibous! Yeah, that's it! So, just stay away from him!
Tea: Oh Yami, I know you didn't mean to rip me off of kaiwaii little Yugi! That would be ruining our friendship, wouldn't it? I LOVE YOU YAMI!!! (glomps Yami)
Yugi: (eyes glow red) BACK OFF, BITCH!!! (punches Tea off)
Bakura: Whoa...never thought I'd ever be saying this, but GO YUGI!!!
Sora: She's just like Kairi...hold me, Riku...
Riku: (snarls) Don't scare Sora like that! (turns into...Possessed!Riku) Come, evil one...
Tea: (skips to Riku) Yeeeeees? Oh, you're so cute! (tries to glomp him)
Possessed!Riku: (swats her away like a bug)
Tea: AHHHHH! WHAT A PERFECT SIGN OF FRIENDSHIP!!! (crashes through the submarine wall)
(water starts to fill the sub)
Possessed!Riku: (uses his power to hold the sub) Bring this contraption up, mere mortal.
Malik: OK! (brings it up in three seconds flat)
(Possessed!Riku turns back into normal Riku. They all climb out of the sub. They look up...)
Marik: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?! Whatever it is...it's shiiiiiiinyyyy..(reaches up)
Ryou: It's an UFO! (jumps into Bakura's arms)
Bakura: Don't worry! I sent for help awhile ago! These are my buddies!
Ryou: ...(blink innocently)...wait a minute...(blink innocently)...you're an alien?
Bakura: Nah, I just visited them for a bit. They're really cool, once you get to know them! I even got a name from them!
Malik: Oh really? And what's your name?
Bakura: (clears his throat) ...EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
All: (blood shoots from their ears)
Bakura: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you to cover your ears.
(So, the alien ship brings them to a random spot, which by coincidence, happens to be Italy)
Sora: Whooooa...so this is what other worlds look like...
Riku: Sweeeeeeet...
(They wander around a bit)
Ryou: Um...excuse me for asking, but...Where exactly are we going anyway?
Bakura: We're TRYING to get back home, but the PHARAOH doesn't know the way back!
Yami: Neither do you! (they keep walking until they're in front of a familiar hill, which is in front of a familiar cave. There they see a familiar group of people, lifeless) It's the Fellowship of the Ring! (he rushes to them) Do not worry! I shall avenge all of your deaths! (He starts to rush in the cave, when a voice stops him)
Aragorn: Actually, we're not dead...
Yami: Then...I shall avenge your mortally wounded selves!
Legolas: Actually, we're getting better!
Yami: Just....lay there while I go avenge all of you! (they all run in)
Frodo: I guess we should just lay here then! (snuggles up to Legolas)
Legolas: (gives a tiny sigh)
Gandalf: (from far, far away) You'll all be sorry! That rabbit isn't gone yet!
(They all ignore him)
Yami: (runs into a wall) Helloooooo, what's this? (tries to read it) It's in some sort of language...I can't read it!
Yugi: I think it's spanish...
(Suddenly, a small girl pops up)
Girl: Hola, I'm Dora! Did someone say Spanish?!
Malik: AAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!! NOT DORAAAAA!!! MAKE HER GO AWAY, PLEAAASSEEEE!!! (he jumps in Marik's arms)
Bakura: ...right. Listen, weak little girl, read this thing.
Dora: Okies! (reads it) In order to find the ONE RING, you must go to the castle aaaarrrrgh...
Ryou: Do you think the poor person died while writing it?
Bakura: (whacks him upside the head) No, you dolt! How could they write out 'aaaarrrrgh...'?
Yugi: Maybe there really is a Castle Aaaarrrrgh?
Dora: I think there is! We can find it! Now, where's my map?
Malik: (hisses at Dora) The evil...
(Suddenly, a thing growls, and Dora disappears. They look behind them to see the rabid rabbit, who has grown ten times his normal size, eating Dora. After he disposes of the girl, he snarls at the group) ((AN: You know one of those Goosebumps books, the one with that freaky scary rabbit on the front? That's what this rabbit looks like right now...))
All: ...RUN AWAY!!!
(They all run, except Riku and Sora, who were smart enough to hide from the thing. Actually, they were...wait a sec!)
Karalen: (pops up and stomps over to a rock) What do you boys think you're doing?!
Riku: (stops making out with Sora for a second): Um...finding things for Kairi?
Karalen: You're supposed to be HIDING, and trying to get the rest of the boys to hide as well!
Sora: But...but...(does his Sora pout) I wanna make out with Riku...
Karalen: Must resist...the pout...ARGH!!! The things I let you guys do...(disappears)
(And so, the rabbit continued chasing the rest of the boys, while Sora and Riku STILL make out. After about two days, the rabbit finally dies from rabies, and the boys make it out of the cave, including Riku and Sora, who are STILL making out)
Yami: Now then, we must go to the Castle Aaaarrrrgh in order to avenge the Fellowship of the Ring!
Aragorn: (following Yami) Actually, we're just fine!
Gimli: All we really need to do is go on to the Castle Aaaarrrrrgh in order to get that ring back! Poor Frodo is suffering without it!
Frodo: (being carried by Legolas) My precious...come back to me...I need you...
Bakura: All right! We'll head back home, while you guys go on and get your ONE RING back! Sounds like a plan?
Yami: NO! I want to help them!
Yugi: Yami, I want to go home...
Yami: Ok! We'll let the Fellowship get their ONE RING, while we head home! Does that sound fine to you, Yugi?
Yugi: Of course! (snuggles up to Yami)
Yami: (blushes and hugs Yugi)
Bakura: That was MY idea, pharaoh!
Yami: (paying attention only to Yugi)
Bakura: Stupid...pharaoh no baka...
Marik: (is interested in Castle Aaaarrrrgh) Erm...I think home is this way! (points to where Castle Aaaarrrrgh is) We sould get home in no time!
Malik: All right! We're going home!
Marik: (laughs evilly)
Hikaris: (blink innocently) What was that for?
Marik: Er...nothing! ^_^
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Karalen: So, will they reach Castle Aaaarrrrgh? And if they do, will they SURVIVE?! Find out next time, on Chapter 11: Castle Aaaarrrrgh!
Inashu: (still laughing her ass off)
Evil Ivan: (sighs)
