A/n hey peeps

*A deadly silence begins *

Bob: So, you think people like you enough to make you write another chapter eh?

I never said anything!!! Why?!

B: You know what I mean

Go away bob, why do you even exist!

B: if that's how you feel, then I will, anyone want my job?

Fred: I do, what do you have to do?

B: you have to make fun of Elendor's story and…wait; you're not cool enough

F: huh? * Looks down at baggy jeans and offspring tee * but Elen wears stuff like this…

B: exactly.

Sorry bout that I'm a schizophrenic (terrifying, eh?)

So here you go, enjoy

The cheek of Bob to say my clothes aren't cool, there is nothing wrong with Baggies…or long white dresses for that matter…

This is a little weird as I was High on sour skittles as I wrote it; I call Rumil a crazy chicken elf, which gives you a fair Idea

You are Beautiful, Little Star

Chapter five

Family, Friends and Food fights

"Oh my son, I am so pleased for you!"

Orophin had announced his engagement to Aleathea.

"Everyone seems to be in love 'sept me."

Rumenl said glumly, head in hands.

"Ugg, you don't want to be THEM, all out of it, 'oh what a wonderful day it is, look darling, the rain just washed that small child down a drain, and the lightning has killed about five people, every thing is just perfect when I'm with you!' and as for Haldir and Prince Legolas! They can't keep their hands off each other! It is so embarrassing, older brothers shouldn't act like that!"

"Oh you wouldn't understand!"

"Come on, I've got a plan to do with the love birds, lets just say melted cheese is involved…"

Orokalie grabbed her sisters hand and dragged her out of the door, just as the two they had been plotting about came in

"Hello, what are you two up to?"

"Nothing dear brother, nothing"

They skidded out into the hall, Haldir turned nervously to Legolas

"Since when have I been her 'dear brother'?"

"YOU TWO, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT, OROS GETTING MARRIED"

Rumil was jumping up and down, doing what looked like an insane spiritual dance

Haldir looked up from where he was standing with interest

"Oh yeah, with who?"

"Aleathea"

Haldir almost chocked on the bit of orange Legolas was feeding him

"WHAT, how on earth did you manage that?"

"I love her"

Rumil looked sceptically at Oro

"Really? You think?"

"Shut up Rumil, you crazy dancing chicken…I asked her last night, and she said yes"

"Oh…"

"Well you could sound a little more interested"

"Sorry brother, its just that, well, she doesn't really stay around for long does she? I mean, she disappears for years and then turns up for no apparent reason, I just don't want you to get hurt, that's all.

"I wont be…"

"When's the wedding?"

"Uhh, I'll get back to you on that one"

Rumil was still jumping around

"Oh for the love of Elbereth…will you calm down you crazy chicken Elf!"

"I cant!"

Haldir launched a grape at him to get him to stop jumping, unfortunately his plan backfired

Legolas smiled to himself, here where three of Loriens fiercest, deadliest Guardians having a food fight, their usually composed faces smeared with, well, with goo to put it lightly, It was quite funny to think that these three loud, childish elves would be as silent and deadly as cats tonight when they were out on patrol.

There were lots of sides to the Elves he had discovered;

Strong, arrogant brave Haldir was sweet, kind and innocent,

Sensible, mature Rumil was actually an insane dancing chicken,

Quick thinking, cold Orophin was loving and carefree,

Orokalie, the strong-headed warrior was full of mischeif and always plotting,

And the quiet little maiden Rumenl was understanding and caring, but stubborn with it.

Yes there were so many sides to the Lorien elves, many, many sides.







AAGGGGGGG, I hate it!!!!

In the next chapter there is mentioned incest but it's only mentioned a little

Soooo, please review, please but if its Elena reading this, don't bother, instead, go dip your head in acid (my cuz, anyone else who is called Elena, feel free to review)

Gladdie!!!! Forgive me!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!