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Chapter two. Rules and Regulations

The prisoners were all locked in cases, filled with liquid. They were all heroes in their time, wither or not it was known. The liquid was some type of healing liquid. This liquid would heal anything, from a scratch or a cold, to a life threatening decease or a huge wound. It was similar to bacta in Star Wars. OK, it was very close. However, it was made on Earth.

Slowly, each of the tanks (I'll call them tanks) slowly emptied of the liquid, and filled by air. Eventually, the tanks were filled with air. Then, the cases were opened, and each of the people fell out of the cases. They were all asleep. Eventually, all lying on the floor, they woke up, one by one.

InuYasha woke up first. "Hey, what's going on?" He said, looking around. The building was a warehouse. It was metal all around, not a single bit of wood. There were test tanks, all open. In addition, there were people on the floor. Seventeen others, to be precise. What the hell is going on. where am I? InuYasha thought, looking around. He gripped the hilt of the Tetsuaiga, his sword. He would be ready, he thought. Then, he saw the only person he recognized.

"Hey, Sango, you OK?" The half-demon said, hopping over. "Wake up!!" The white haired doggy person shook the demon-hunter, until she woke up. "Are you OK?" InuYasha said, confused. "I don't know where we are."

"I'm alright." The woman said, rubbing her head. "Where are we?" The woman looked around. "I don't recognize anyone. Nor does anyone here have any bad intentions. looks like they were knocked out." Which was true. It was more so obvious since they all had lumps on their heads, excluding a few people.

Next to awake was Jiro, the guitar man. He woke up quickly, getting up just after opening his eyes. "W-where am I?" He said, getting up quickly. Slowly, everyone got up, and there was shouting, and anger, and almost fighting. That was, until a man walked in.

"Hello." The man said. He had entered from the west wall. His face was small, and so was he. However, he was very smart. He was also trying to collect combat data. Why, I don't know. However, to do so, he would have to see battles unfold. "I am Kazama. I brought you here to determine your combat skills. All you have to do is enter battle here, and fight." He looked at all of them. "I promise you will be able to go home as soon as this is over. Will you listen?"

This was received with general approval, as the terms were obvious. "Well, how will I make this fun?" Kamaza said, crossing his arms. "Hmm, how about a tournament? The winner gets a boon!" He smiled. "Well?" This also was met with general approval. "Super." Kamaza said. "You are all guests. Please exit to the room on your right." Everyone moved right, as to leave.

"Are you sure we should do this?" Gourry asked Lina, as they walked out. "This feels really suspicious. Besides, he just had us all kidnapped." Gourry scratched his head. "It itches."

Lina looked at Gourry like he was nuts. "Are you nuts?" She shouted, and started to choke him "WE COULD MAKE MONEY!! WE COULD BE RICH!! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS THRASH PEOPLE!!" All this time, Lina was shaking and choking Gourry.

"M-m- gah neck. let go." Gourry said, choking. "I. need. to. breath.."

Well, we know how THAT will turn out. So, lets skip about fifteen to twenty minutes in the future. To say, in the next room. It was a small corridor, and the warriors had to line up. There was a door further to the east, that lead to the next room, duh. Also, there was a desk in the middle, and a person wearing a robe, and glasses. She was a brunette, and had green eyes.

There was also a butler there. He was blocking the way into the next room. "You may enter when you have registered at the desk. One at a time please." The butler bowed.

The first person to show up was Hiei. The demon. So, he walked in front of the desk. Hiei received a paper and a sword. "OK, listen up. You are only allowed that sword. It's a normal sword, so you know how to use it." The woman lit a cigarette and had a bored look in her eyes. "Geez, don't point the thing at me. Hey, listen up. You are not allowed to do certain things. You cannot use that third eye- Hey, point that thing at me again, and I'll poke all three eyes out." Hiei had pointed the sword at the woman while he examined it.

"Ok, next, don't go faster then your opponent. Just follow the rules, I didn't make them." She made a shoo motion and waved the next one over. "NEXT!" The next was Sakura. She was still wearing her pajamas. "Err, OK." The woman said, and gave her her papers. "You can only use those Clow Cards once per battle. They're with the papers." She waved the next person over. "NEXT!"

Next was Eriol. All The woman did for this was give the papers to him and shouted, "NEXT!"

The next was Wolfwood. The woman gave him his cross, and his papers. "Fill these out, damnit. Now, you don't have any restrictions. Be happy." She shooed him.

"Hey, do I get my cigarettes? Wolfwood said evenly, looking for them. The woman glared at him with a look that said "Hell no." Wolfwood gave up and walked away. The woman simply rolled her eyes and shouted "NEXT!"

The next up was Spike. His papers were given and he was shooed. (I like that word, 'shooed.' Isn't that funny?) Next, was Lina. "No black magic. Here." The woman said, and shooed her. She looked irritated, but Lina complied.

Next, Yusuke. He walked to the woman, "Hmm, Yusuke, right? Don't use that spirit gun more then three times. OK?" The woman waited until Yusuke nodded, then she gave him the papers. Next up, the great. Tenchi.

"Hi. Here are you papers. Have fun." She said, handing papers over to him. Next up, InuYasha. "You have to give me the coat." She said, reaching out. "Hand it over. NOW!" InuYasha handed it over. "That's it. Here's the papers." She handed over the papers, and shooed him away.

Next up, Kurama. "Here. Don't use the rose whip, and don't go faster then your opponent. This is to keep you from being too strong. NEXT!" She said then shouted, and then Gourry came up. "Don't use the sword of light. Here. NEXT!"

"Kuwabara, eh? Twit. Here. Papers. Fill em out. Now shoo." She shooed him. "NEXT!" Ryoko was next. "Don't teleport. That irritates everyone." She threw the papers in her face and shooed him away. "NEXT!"

Kenshin showed up next. "Here. Next." The woman was starting to get tired, obviously. Next, was Jiro. "Here. Only transform once per battle. Next." Next, Saburo. "Only transform once per battle, and you get seven shotgun shells a battle, and five laser shots. NEXT!!"

Finally, Vash came up. "Gah, last one. OK, have a good time. Fill this out. Now go away." She shoved the papers in his face and closed here eyes. Soon she was asleep. Vash moved into the next room, where everyone was filling out the papers. After about fifteen minutes, everyone had filled out the papers.

"OK, now put them in the slot over there." A voice rang out, and soon all the papers were in the slot. "Now, go take a nap. Battles start tomorrow. There are eighteen rooms. Go nappy. Night." The voice turned off. And so, everyone went to their rooms, and fell asleep.

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