A/n well I feel crappy! Have been up aaaaaaaaall night (get you mind out the gutter) drawing picture's for Ilye's site, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY ILYE, I'M ALMOST DEAD NOW!!! On to the realm of slash! Yes! This chapter is called "Many Meetings", not the last one, the last one was meant to say "Bath Time", but it didn't…coz I screwed up, I suppose.
One of the Elfies in this represents every Mary-Sue I've come across, but I still like her! Heh heh heh, little Elfie slut that she is… Oh, and someone's watching Haldir, dodododododododododododo…
Many Meetings
So Haldir was in Mirkwood, was he? Interesting, very interesting, and with the bratty little prince no less! Well, well, well, he could have some great fun with his little Elfling sooner than he thought he would - and Haldir had grown up! And as he had predicted, he had grown up well; he had some muscle about him, and his face wasn't bad - a little too pretty for him, not that that would matter. He still had that wonderful hair.
It was the hair that had done it for him, when the elf had first ran into the group from Mirkwood. He had been an insolent, arrogant little bugger, looking at them with a smirk on his face, a child of little more of fourteen-hundred years! He knew from that moment that Haldir would be his, no one's but his.
Perhaps it was time to rekindle an…old flame.
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The minute Legolas and Haldir walked into the great hall they heard two Elf maids screaming and screeching at each other. Haldir grimaced and covered his ears; women would never act like this in public back at Lorien. He was slightly shocked. Legolas just laughed.
"Go and find your brothers, Haldir, I'm going to try and split up those girls."
Haldir smiled and nodded. "Come and find me later," he whispered, before walking over to a table where his family was sitting.
Legolas took that time to appreciate the view he had, though he was sure that if Haldir knew what he was looking at he'd get a slap in the face…
He looked back over at the girls and laughed beneath his breath. Ravenne and Nirondale, at it again. He wondered vaguely what the girls where arguing over - had Ravenne borrowed Nirondale's mirror again? Had Nirondale slept with someone she shouldn't have?
"He is!"
"He is not!"
"He is Nirry, believe me!"
"HE IS NOT!"
Legolas sighed. So it was about an Elf then. Ravenne spotted him first and ran to his side, taking his arm.
"Leggie! You're home early! Did you tire of Lorien so soon? Will you please tell that excuse for an Elf maid that you are with someone now! That you're…" She stopped, and then whispered in a voice that clearly thought it was outrageous, "Attached."
Legolas laughed before the other girl ran to his other side and grasped his arm tightly. "Tell her no! Tell her you're not…attached, to anyone, tell her she's got her sources wrong!" she hissed at him.
"My dearest Nirondale, I am sorry, but its true. I have taken a lover who I am going to stay true to, so I suppose you could say I am…attached!"
Nirondale stamped her little foot and screeched. "Blasphemy!" she yelled before she ran out of the hall. Ravenne grinned, and winked at Legolas.
"Didn't take it too well, did she?" Ravenne giggled, then her face turned serious, which in itself gave Legolas a bit of a shock. He hadn't known she could do serious.
"Well, who is it then, your mystery Elf? I'm very disappointed in you - we were going to stay single forever, if you remember our pact! Or did all thoughts of me disappear out of that pretty head?" She pouted, and Legolas smiled.
No, he'd thought of her a couple of times, but only when he'd spotted an Elf he was sure she would like. He looked at her to find something to complement her on so she wouldn't be so mad at him, but she hadn't done anything with her corn-flour hair, and she could hardly change the blue of her eyes. "Is that a new…dress?" he said hopelessly, and she narrowed her eyes.
"Yes, it is, and I didn't think you'd notice, but don't try sweet talking me, Legolas Greenleaf! Now, tell me something - are you happy?"
Legolas blinked. "What?"
"Are you happy with…?"
"Haldir."
"Haldir..." She stopped. "Haldir? That's a boy's name! Oh, Legolas, now I'm not even going to be able to have any Elflings to play with! I'll never be a auntie, silly boy!" She looked at him and tried to glare, but ended up laughing. "Does HE make you happy?"
"Amazingly so…"
"Then I give you my blessings. Let's see him, then."
Legolas walked over to the table where he had seen Haldir go to, and sure enough he saw his love, surrounded by a gaggle of Mirkwood girls, giggling and flicking their hair. He looked so terrified of the women, and Legolas tried not to smile. Soon he was close enough to hear the conversation.
"Oh aren't you a little cutie! Where are you from, then?"
"L-lorien."
The girls started giggling all over again.
"Lorien? Well, you know what they say about Elves from Lorien…"
Haldir gulped. "N-n-no..."
"Oh he's so adorable!"
"Yes, couldn't you just eat him all up for breakfast?"
Had Legolas thought it impossible for Haldir to look any more horrified than he was already, he would have been disappointed. The colour drained from his little star's face, and Legolas started to laugh. Ravenne stood in front of him and addressed the girls.
"Shoo! Go on! Back off! Not yours!"
The girls went away, mumbling under their breaths and tutting to themselves.
"Well," Ravenne smiled, "Now I've gotten rid of the groupies, I think Legolas should introduce me!"
"Oh yes, sorry. Haldir, this is Ravenne, Ravenne, this is Haldir."
Ravenne held out her hand. "Charmed, I'm sure," she whispered seductively, and Legolas inwardly groaned; that little minx was always running after Legolas' lovers. "Well he's nice, I must admit. More beautiful than handsome, nice, toned body…oh, what lovely hands! Nice legs…long legs…beautiful bum, you work out, don't you?" It was more of a statement than a question.
"Um…no…but I run around killing things if that's helpful," Haldir said, looking at the floor. He was not used to people noticing his…bum, as she put it.
Ravenne laughed. "Oh he's cute! Legolas, be nice and share!"
Legolas resisted the urge to growl at her like he had to Curonlas. "What if he doesn't want to be shared?"
"Oh, don't be silly, of course he does!"
"What if I don't want to share him?"
Ravenne stopped, and looked at him. "You really like him, don't you?"
Legolas nodded and she smiled. An emotion flashed in her eyes, but it was gone too quickly for Legolas to see what it was.
"Oh well…"
Suddenly Legolas felt someone slap him in the back, and Curonlas put his head on his shoulder. "Hello dearest one! Morning Ravenne, you beautiful, beautiful girl, you!"
He turned and saw Haldir, and grinned. "Hi bunny," he whispered, and winked at Haldir before turning back to his brother. "Guess what! Guess, guess, guess!" he was bouncing on his toes now, and Legolas tried not to pick him up and set him firmly on the ground. "Oh, oh its such good news!"
"You're moving far away? Where I'll never see you again?" Legolas asked hopefully.
"Oh, ha ha, very funny - I don't think! No! Fathers letting me throw a party! Yes, yes, yes, I've not had one in ages!"
"You had one a month ago," Ravenne smiled. Unlike Legolas she was rather fond of his brother.
"Like I said, ages! It'll be a night to remember! You have to come, or I will cry," he stated, pouting.
Legolas rolled his eyes "If I say yes will you go away?"
"Charming! Sure I will, but can I take bunny with me?" He grinned.
"No you can't, and stop calling him 'bunny'!" Legolas snapped.
"You're no fun! Anyway, got to fly - see you, Ravenne! Later Leggie! Bye-bye bunny!" And with that he was gone.
"I hate that boy," Legolas muttered, " He's so damned sure of himself!"
"So was someone else when he was that age, if I remember," Ravenne said tossing her hair over one shoulder. "I'll see you around. Bye honey, bye Haldir."
They said goodbye back, and she disappeared into the crowd.
"Oh, Legolas, you'll never guess who else is here!" Haldir smiled at him, with a glint in his eyes…
***
But how to meet him again, that was the question. The younger prince's party would have been perfect, but surely his new lover wouldn't leave him alone for a minute, scared that one of his friends would whisk him away. Unless…
Unless Legolas didn't care…unless their relationship had a little…
Upset.
Yes, that would work - then he'd have Haldir all to himself. He could tell Haldir things that Legolas had done so that Haldir wouldn't want the egotist prince back…
It was sorted then. He just had to go to the bitter-berry bush - Acrabinatra, to use its proper name - and take two berries from the same stem. Oh, how right the little prince was. It would be a night to remember…
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