Chapter 2 in which Kurama and Hiei get bad news

Kuwabara.: Bah Hahahahahaha..

Hiei: Why Me! , Why?!

back at the motel room. ::Knock knock::

Kuwabara: "What the? Who's there?"

Some old guy: It's Korky the chicken feeder. I wanted to see if you youngsters wanted a tour of Hiei's new farm.

Yusuke: Well Hiei you up to it?

Hiei: Oh fine but it better not take long.

Korky: Great! open the door then

Hiei opens the door and . . .

Hiei: GAHHHHHHHHH what the hell?! It's Kurama . . . in 10,000 years!

Kurama: *looking confused comes out of the bedroom* What are you yelling about Hiei?
AHHHHHH

Yusuke: *snicker snicker* Hey Kurama, he has your hair.

Because he DID have Kurama's hair, down to every last gleaming strand.

Korky: What are you all looking at? A person would think you've seen a demon (not seeing the irony in this.)

Kurama: Well sir my friends were just startled because we look so muck alike, you and I.

Korky: Why yeah you do have the family look to you. Would you happen to know a Shuuichi from Japan? he's my great nephew 8 times removed.

Kurama: I am Shuuichi.

Korky: really?! that's great, I knew it.

Korky: OK then lets go!

Kuwabara:

::BAM:: (Kuwabara on the ground and Yusuke looking happy.)

Kuwabara:

Korky leads the gang outside the motel to a tractor, with a wagon hitch to the back.

Kuwabara: Why is this thing here?

Yusuke: *slaps forehead*

Korky: Why, sonny ain't you ever seen a wagon before?

Kuwabara: Well yeah, but only on a haunted hay ride, is that what were going on?!

Yusuke: *rubs temple* No dumb ass were going on a tour of Hiei's new farm well it's not exactly new

Kuwabara: *looking like a kid who's candy got taken away fine but i get to ride in the wagon.

Korky: But that's where your al...

Yusuke: OK Kuwabara you can ride in the wagon.

It takes them awhile but the eventually get to the farm . . .

Korky: OK everyone were here! now for your first part of the tour, The corn field! this is where we grow corn to feed the chickens. We also. . .

Yusuke: Hiei, I've been wanting to ask you, just how the hell are you related to humans?!

Hiei: I was wondering that also, so i beat up the little geeky kid ya know the one down the street from Kurama? Yeah so I beat him up and decided he would help me finding out how this happened. So he did a little research on his rectangular gizmo and found my family tree, unfortunately after he found it he had an accident by falling of the roof of a building.

Kurama:

Hiei: But the information was useful, it turns out my great great aunt Hedge married the Henry man who died, but she died 10 years ago.

Korky: That's right young man, poor ol' Helga, she was a sweet old women, had such a temper, it was like she spit ice at you when she yelled. I remember the day she married my brother. . .

Kurama: YOUR BROTHER?!

Yusuke: Hiei that means you and Kurama are related

Hiei: IT REALLY IS GAY INCEST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
***(must read love conquers sue by Random author person to understand)***

Kuwabara:

Hiei: *eyes dart back and forth nervously* Nothing nothing at all.

*** changed so Rachel wouldn't kill me!