Chapter Three Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Korky: Now what are you all talkin' about back there?
All: *angelic faces* Uhh nothing.
Kurama: *whispering* Yusuke, what are you talking about?!
Yusuke: (with a smug look) I think you and Hiei know what I'm talking about, just remember Mary Sue *evil grin* :}
**(once again referenced to love conquers sue by random author person.)
Hiei: (looking slightly shocked but trying to hide it whispers under his breath) damn human
Kuwabara: (loud as usual) Yurameshe what are you guys talking about?
Yusuke: Oh COME ON Kuwabara! you haven't realized it yet?
Kuwabara: Realized what?
Hiei & Kurama:
Korky: Shuuichi everything ok back there?
Kurama: Yes it's fine.
Kuwabara: Hey dose anyone have some sunflower seeds? I got this really big craving for some.
Kurama: Sure Kuwabara, here. *pulls a bag of sunflowers from his hair.
Yusuke: *slaps forehead* Where did those come from?
Kurama: I always keep things in my hair.
Yusuke: Do you have a rose in there? Like at the tournament?
Kurama: *pulls out perfect rose* (like always.) Yes I always keep a spare . . . just in case.
Yusuke: What else do you got in there?
Kurama: Oh all sorts of things * pulls out a baggy of random seeds*
Korky: This here farm used to be very prosperous but then one day some chicken's a started to go missing'. Some of the other workers say that at night you can see them cross the road, but we don't know why. It's been a big problem lately
Hiei: (very sarcastically) Has it really?
Korky: (missing the sarcasm) It sure has, it's hard to run a chicken farm with no chickens.
Yusuke: *roll's eyes* Have you ever tried LOOKING for the chickens?
Korky: yes, well no, I guess no one HAS looked for them on the other side of the road.
*Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke all fall back and you see their hands and feet twitch*
Hiei: Well why the hell not?!
Korky: Well I don't rightly know, see NO ONE ever go's across the road, in town there are roomers about a huge machine that'll zap you if you get too close. At night you can see a yellow glowing.
Korky: Well then, who wants a tour of the chicken farm?
Hiei: Me oh, I do, please pick me. (sounding less than thrilled.)
Kurama: Oh stop it Hiei, we would love to go on a tour of the barn Korky.
Yusuke: Hey where did Kuwabara go?
Kurama: I have no idea.
Korky: All right everyone back up on the wagon and lets get going. Hey Shuuichi will your freakish friend will be all right?
Yusuke: Don't worry about him he probably got lost or something.
Korky: Off we go.
Hours later after several long long tours that no one cared about, Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke are back at the motel wishing the had some dinner when. . .
Yusuke: Hey I smell fried chicken!
Hiei: No you don't you've just spent way to much time at a chicken farm and are hungry.
Yusuke: No I'm serious, I smell fried chicken.
Hiei: OK Yusuke I believe you.
*Kuwabara walks in holding a bucket of fried chicken*
Kuwabara: Hey guys wacha doing?
Yusuke: Hey where were yo. . . WHERE DID YOU GET FRIED CHICKEN?!!
Kuwabara: (With his mouth full) I found this KFC across the street, god I love chicken!
Kurama: Across the street?!
Hiei: Well I think I know where to find the missing chickens.
Kuwabara: What missing chickens?
Kurama: We'll go tomorrow and find out what's happening.
