Chapter Three Why DID the chicken cross the road?

Korky: Now what are you all talkin' about back there?

All: *angelic faces* Uhh nothing.

Kurama: *whispering* Yusuke, what are you talking about?!

Yusuke: (with a smug look) I think you and Hiei know what I'm talking about, just remember Mary Sue *evil grin* :}
**(once again referenced to love conquers sue by random author person.)


Hiei: (looking slightly shocked but trying to hide it whispers under his breath) damn human

Kuwabara: (loud as usual) Yurameshe what are you guys talking about?

Yusuke: Oh COME ON Kuwabara! you haven't realized it yet?

Kuwabara: Realized what?

Hiei & Kurama:

Korky: Shuuichi everything ok back there?

Kurama: Yes it's fine.

Kuwabara: Hey dose anyone have some sunflower seeds? I got this really big craving for some.

Kurama: Sure Kuwabara, here. *pulls a bag of sunflowers from his hair.

Yusuke: *slaps forehead* Where did those come from?

Kurama: I always keep things in my hair.

Yusuke: Do you have a rose in there? Like at the tournament?

Kurama: *pulls out perfect rose* (like always.) Yes I always keep a spare . . . just in case.

Yusuke: What else do you got in there?

Kurama: Oh all sorts of things * pulls out a baggy of random seeds*

Korky: This here farm used to be very prosperous but then one day some chicken's a started to go missing'. Some of the other workers say that at night you can see them cross the road, but we don't know why. It's been a big problem lately

Hiei: (very sarcastically) Has it really?

Korky: (missing the sarcasm) It sure has, it's hard to run a chicken farm with no chickens.

Yusuke: *roll's eyes* Have you ever tried LOOKING for the chickens?

Korky: yes, well no, I guess no one HAS looked for them on the other side of the road.

*Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke all fall back and you see their hands and feet twitch*

Hiei: Well why the hell not?!

Korky: Well I don't rightly know, see NO ONE ever go's across the road, in town there are roomers about a huge machine that'll zap you if you get too close. At night you can see a yellow glowing.

Korky: Well then, who wants a tour of the chicken farm?

Hiei: Me oh, I do, please pick me. (sounding less than thrilled.)

Kurama: Oh stop it Hiei, we would love to go on a tour of the barn Korky.

Yusuke: Hey where did Kuwabara go?

Kurama: I have no idea.

Korky: All right everyone back up on the wagon and lets get going. Hey Shuuichi will your freakish friend will be all right?

Yusuke: Don't worry about him he probably got lost or something.

Korky: Off we go.

Hours later after several long long tours that no one cared about, Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke are back at the motel wishing the had some dinner when. . .

Yusuke: Hey I smell fried chicken!

Hiei: No you don't you've just spent way to much time at a chicken farm and are hungry.

Yusuke: No I'm serious, I smell fried chicken.

Hiei: OK Yusuke I believe you.

*Kuwabara walks in holding a bucket of fried chicken*

Kuwabara: Hey guys wacha doing?

Yusuke: Hey where were yo. . . WHERE DID YOU GET FRIED CHICKEN?!!

Kuwabara: (With his mouth full) I found this KFC across the street, god I love chicken!

Kurama: Across the street?!

Hiei: Well I think I know where to find the missing chickens.

Kuwabara: What missing chickens?

Kurama: We'll go tomorrow and find out what's happening.