Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, the characters, and yes...even I don't own Yam-man and Yam-boy. -____-'

Story Name - The Chibi Files: Yam-man to the Rescue!
Genre -Romance/Humor/Action/Adventure
Rating - PG13
Pairings - Yami/Seto, Seto/Yugi, Joey/Bakura/Ryou, Honda/Otogi
Contents - Mild language (courtesy of Chibi Bakura), mild violence, fluffiness, sugar hyperness, shounen ai (boy/boy love), Tea and Pegasus bashing (^o^ Muahahahaha!!) and total chibi kawaiiness! ^_^

Summary: Something has happened to all the grown-ups! An evil plot is underfoot and only one person seems capable enough to foil it. Look out bad guys! Yam-man is here to save the day!!

AnimeFan: Ok...OK! Before I get people throwing tomatoes at me just listen up. I'm not making fun of Yami or Yugi with the whole Yam-man idea. ^^' I've seen a bunch of authors use the Yam-man thing when Yami gets high on sugar, then suddenly I came up with this idea.

Chibi Seto: Yam-man!! (squeals and hugs a Yam-man plushie doll) ^^

AnimeFan: ^^ Hey there C. Seto. All right, people, another thing. This is a sequel to The Chibi Files, but it is not in any way related to the first story. That's what I was actually planning when I started the whole Chibi Files thing anyway. I know it took me some time but I finally thought of a good sequel! It does contain shounen ai, which means there will be boy/boy stuff in this but hey I'm an obsessed yaoi fan. So if you don't like that sort of stuff, don't bother reading any of my Chibi Files stories again. They will all contain yaoi, that's a given promise.

Chibi Seto: Start the chapter!! ^^

(chapter falls down on AnimeFan)

AnimeFan: o.O

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The Chibi Files: Yam-man to the Rescue!

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Chapter One_Everything Has a Beginning





Fifteen heads turned towards the small little chibi who was currently sitting flat on the floor, bawling up a storm. Big violet eyes were hazy under a falling river of tears, and spiked red-black hair donned with golden bangs were scattered about the boys face. The petite boy continued his onslaught of crying and bawling, seemingly ignoring the existence of everyone else. A tall, skinny woman with cherry red hair and green eyes rushed over to the chibi as if the boy was dying or something.

Oh, oh! Shhh...now, now, Yugi-kun. What's wrong? Come now, don't cry. Tell Mrs. Maple what's wrong, she cooed and wiped away his tears.

Yugi continued to cry, though his bawling died down to sniffles, and he held up his pinky to show her the small papercut. Mrs. Maple feigned concern and examined the cut closely before giving the small child a reassuring smile. This seemed to help the boy, but papercuts were very painful and he was still crying. So the teacher gave him another compassionate smile and pat on the head.

She turned and spoke to a blue-eyed brunette boy.

Seto looked up from the stick man he had been making with glue and popsicle sticks and smiled at Mrs. Maple.

She smiled back at him, Seto-kun...I need to rush to the nurses for a second and get a band-aid for Yugi. Will you keep an eye on the class for me?

Yes Mrs. Maple, Seto answered rather shyly and smiled.

Thank you, dear, I'll be right back.

With that she left the room and headed down to the end of the hall to get said band-aid. Back in the room Yugi was still sniffling over his cut, but was feeling slightly better now that he knew his sensei would return with a band-aid. Band-aids always made everything better. Seto, who had finished his stick figure, stood up and dusted off his pants before walking over to Yugi with a pure look of concern on his face.

Y-you ok there, Yugi-san? Seto shyly asked.

Yugi looked up at him and shyly smiled back, I...I'll be ok. *sniff* The band-aid will make it all better.

Seto smiled and the two remained like that for a while, both smiling and blushing a slight tinge of pink. From the other side of the room, Bakura snorted and stuck out his tongue. Those two were so icky mushy. It made him feel all weird inside, like his stomach was doing belly flops without him. Ryou, who was sitting beside him, giggled at the other boys face causing Bakura to glance at him and blush a furious red.

Argh! They're all driving me crazy with the lovey stuff!! For Ra's sake, we're only in kindergarden!! One dirty blonde haired chibi thought to himself, pulling at a few tresses, Wah, wah! Is that all you ever do? Cry?!

Another blonde haired boy jumped up from his seat, snarling at the other, Shu up, Malik! Yug got a papercut!!

Malik scowled and walked right on past the blonde, purposely shoving him to the floor. The blonde pulled himself up to a sitting position, tears staining the edges of his eyes, I'm telling Mrs. Maple when she gets back on you!!!

Malik turned and snarled dangerously at him, but Bakura and Ryou were both at the boy's side in a flash.

LEAVE JOEY ALONE MALIK!! Or I'll whoop your arse, I swear it! Bakura spat and waved a fist in the air threateningly.

Ryou gapped at his friend and covered his mouth, big chocolate brown eyes wide in accusation, B-Bakura! You said the...A...word!

Bakura turned and placed his hands on his hips arrogantly, So what if I arsen did! I can say arse all I want to! Arse, arse, arse, arse... And thus he continued into a song.

While Bakura broke out into a mixed version of the pokemon song and sesame street theme melody with his favorite word...the A word, Malik continued over to where Yugi and Seto were standing having a fiesta of blushes and shy exchange of words.

Did itty witty little Yugi-kun get a booby-wooby? Malik pouted teasingly at the smaller chibi.

Seto gave the blonde what would one day be his trademark glare and gritted his teeth.

Malik, of course, just ignored the brunette and continued with his game of teasing, Oooo, that wooks bad. A papercut! Poor wittle you, and I enjoyed your company so much.

Yugi sniffled and turned big wet violet eyes on the malevolent chibi, W-wha do you mean by that? I-I'm not gonna die, am I!

Malik scratched his chin in feigned thought, frowning dramatically for the effect, Oh no, you won't die. You'll just join Johnny and all his friends.

Yugi whimpered.

Oh yes, Johnny was a boy just like you. And just like you he was unfortunate enough to get a papercut. The teacher said it was gonna be all right and put a band-aid on the cut, but...

But what? Yugi whispered, growing increasingly frightened.

Malik smirked evilly and leaned closer so that only Yugi and Seto could hear him, But the teacher lied cause he felt sorry for Johnny. That night, weird things starting happening to Johnny. He began to feel really edgy and thin, and his skin started getting blue and red lines all over. Then, the next morning..........................POOF!! HE WAS A PIECE OF PAPER!!!

Yugi let out a shriek and immediately started crying again. Malik burst into a mad fit of laughter at the mean joke he'd made. However, Seto didn't think Malik's joke was very funny and immediately puffed up. If he had been a bird, everyone would of seen those feathers ruffle.

That wasn't funny at all Malik!!! That was mean and if you don't go away I'll be kicking your sorry arse!!

From the background, Bakura burst into yet another version of his arse song...this time using the melody of It's Getting Hot In Here. Where Bakura was hearing this music at his age, no one will ever know...

Since Malik was to busy laughing to do much else like get a life, Seto decided to instead lead Yugi away from everyone else and over to the reading corner. There he helped the smaller boy sit into the beanie bag chair and pulled him into a hug.

It's ok, Yugi. Don't listen to mean ol' Malik, he's just a big jerk.

Yugi sniffed then hiccuped into the brunette's chest, I don't wanna be a piece of paper...

Seto ruffled the boy's hair, You're not gonna turn into a piece of paper! Malik's just lying, besides...you're to nice to be a piece of paper!

But what if he isn't lying? I don't wanna get written all over!

You won't! I'll make sure of that. So you can count on me, Yugi! Seto declared and did a confident salute.

Yugi's face seemed to brighten up immediately and he wiped away his own tears, smiling at his friend, Thank you, Seto-sama. You're the greatest!

Seto just flashed his most brilliant chibi smile and laughed when Yugi gave his a playful hug.

Unknowingly to them all, a figure was watching then from the tree branch nearby...

That's right! Hug your precious brunette! Get safety and comfort from him while you can because once my grand master plan is set into action, no one will be able to stop me!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA-cah! *cough, cough, cough* Eh...I really need to work on my evil laughter.

With that, the mysterious dark figure vanished from his place in the tree.


To be continued...

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AnimeFan: (looks over her work) Gee, I hope I did ok. It's been a while since I've done a humor and chibi story. ^^' Well, looky looky! The first chapter and we already have some shounen ai going on. Seto is so cute when he's all protective over Yugi-san.

Chibi Seto: I seem more older in this story then I was in the other Chibi Files.

AnimeFan: Not really, Seto-kun. You're just you! ^^

Chibi Seto: Oh... ^^

Chibi Yugi: Why am I such a crybaby!! 9__9 And where is Yam-man!!

AnimeFan: Don't worry, Yam-man shall make his appearance in the next chapter! ^^ And you're a crybaby because your a chibi version of kawaii Yugi.

Chibi Yugi: Read and review, pwease! I'll love you forever and ever!

Chibi Seto: And no flames, pwease. It might scar our young wittle souls. 6_6