Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, but I'm willing to negotiate!! ^^'
AnimeFan: Yeah!! I still got the whole chibi-thing down!
Chibi Seto: Yeah! Everyone's AU (more commonly none as OCC)
Chibi Yugi: A-what? OCC? Nani?
AnimeFan: That means your out of character. Let me explain quickly a few things. First of all, all the Yugioh cast are chibis in this story. We're talking about six or seven year olds here. Another, Seto hasn't been through hell with Gozubora yet. In fact, Gozubora ain't even in this story! So he's his cute, untorchured self who's overly protective of his loved ones. ^^
Chibi Seto: Yeah!! ^^ Stupid poopy-head Gozubora!
AnimeFan: Wow! O.O So many reviews so soon. ^-^ Just for the rest of you who are waiting for updates to my other stories, I'll do that all during the summer. I never have anything to do in the summer anyway so that's when I'll be doing major updating. I have lots of other stories I've pre planned and I hope to write then and post them for all to enjoy. Yami/Seto, Yami/Seto/Yugi, or Seto/Yugi...of course. ^__~
Chibi Yugi: Now! On to the story! Chapter pwease?
AnimeFan: Steps out of the way of the chapter so it don't crash down on her again. ^.^ Hee hee hee.
(chapter crashes down on her anyways)
AnimeFan: x___X Why me?
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The Chibi Files: Yam-man to the Rescue!
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Chapter Two_And The Plot Thickens
The gorgeous sun shone into the small room that very beautiful morning. As it lit up the place a small bundle of blankets lying on the bed became notable. To most it was just an ordinary pile of scrunched up dark magician covers and kuriboh sheets, but to those that looked ever closer slight movement could be detected. Suddenly an either extremely stupid or drunk bird, don't know which for sure, decided to fly into the room and failed to notice the window was completely closed shut.
THUD
"Where's the camnon!!" Yugi yelled sleepily, messing up the last word.
Thus the pile of blankets parted to reveal a half lidded, sleepy Yugi with hair going every which way. The small chibi gave an adorable yawn and gazed around him in slight confusion. What time was it? Why hadn't his grampy woke him up? Deciding he'd investigate, Yugi crawled over to the edge of his bed and carefully lowered himself down to the floor. Then he padded through the house in his one-piece chibi dark magician pajamas while holding the small stuffed blue eyes white dragon Seto had given him for his birthday in his arms securely.
After he had carefully crawled backwards down the stairs, he searched the living room high and low. He looked in front of the tv and behind it, outside the oven and in it, on the couch and under it, but he didn't find his grandpa there either. Grampy wasn't anywhere! Yugi was starting to feel panicked. Where had his grandpa went!? And without telling him!
Yugi brought the blue eyes white dragon up to his face and blinked teary eyes at it, "I think it's time to call Yam-man. Something just isn't wight here."
So Yugi crawled back up the stairs and into his room, digging out a small golden pyramid from under his bed wilst discovering several dust balls and last night's broccoli. Then he gripped both his treasures in his arms and went to brush his hair. He had to find his grandpa soon or who would make him some breakfast and take him to school? He wasn't allowed to cross the street on his own!
Finally Yugi lifted the pyramid close to his face but before he could do anything else the phone rang. Dropping both items in his hurry, Yugi ran to the phone as quickly as his little legs could take him and, considering how fast little kids can run for some odd reason, that was pretty quickly. He picked up the phone awkwardly in his small hand and placed it to his ear, ready to here his grandpa on the other end telling him everything was ok.
"Moshi moshi!" Yugi greeted enthusiastically.
Instead of his grandpa, Seto's voice greeted, "Moshi moshi to you to Yugi! It's me...um...Seto."
Yugi felt a small tinge of disappointment but also a tinge of excitement. Seto had never called him before, NEVER!
Yugi smiled despite his fear, "SETO-SAMA!! Why are you calling me here! And so early!"
"I..." Seto hesitated from the other end of the line, "I j-just wanted to make sure you didn't really...um...turn into paper. Not that I believe that diaper wearing baka!"
Yugi blushed a cute pink and couldn't help but smile. Seto had called him to check on him. He was so sweet.
"I'm still human...I guess. Hmmm, thank you for checking up on me though."
"Y-you're welcome. I was just...you know...just...well, yeah. You're welcome," Seto stuttered shyly.
Yugi giggled at his friend. It was so funny how Seto would act around him. He was always quiet and self-centered when dealing with everyone else, but not with Yugi!! Nope, Yugi was special because he was Seto's bestest friend!
"Well...I gotta go. See you at school Yugi. Ja ne!" Seto piped up cheerily.
Yugi suddenly remembered. School, that's right! He couldn't cross the street on his own, grampy told him not to.
"W-wait! Seto-sama!"
But it was to late, Seto had already hung up. Ahhhh fishie-crackers. Yugi pouted and hung the phone back up on the receiver. Now what was he going to do?! Glancing back, Yugi looked sheepishly at the golden pyramid glittering on the floor next to the blue eyes doll. Should he? No...he couldn't. Yugi picked up the pyramid in his hands and then made up his mind, he had to summon Yam-man.
He closed his eyes and held the trinket close to his heart, "YUGIOH!!!"
The pyramid glowed then he was surrounded in light before everything went black...
"DA DADA DAAAA!!!" Yami sang, "HAVE NO FEAR PEOPLE OF DOMINO CITY! Yam-man is here!!!!"
Smiling hyperly, Yami ran around the room a few times. He was finally out of the puzzle again! It'd been five thousand years since someone summoned him to save the day! Yami finally stopped running and looked around him.
"HEY!" Yami whined to nobody, "WHERE'S THE BAD GUYS!!! WHERE'S THE CHAOS!!"
Nobody answered him. Pouting and crossing his arms, Yami muttered something about stupid peace and such.
'Yam-man!!' A voice piped up in his head.
Yami's eyes went wide and he let out a scream, running around the room again, "Ahhh!!! I've got voicies in my head!!! I'm to young to go insane!!!!!!"
After he'd ran around the room for another ten minutes, Yami finally calmed down and sat on the couch. He was pooped.
"More...sugar...need...to...refill...yam...powers...!" Yami panted.
'Yam-man!! We need to go to school now!!' The voice piped up in his head again.
Yami blinked and looked around him. Where was that voice coming from!! Wait a sec!
"Ra? Is that you? Or is this Set?" Yami inquired once again to nobody.
'Oh, no. I'm Yugi!' The voice answered from in his head again.
"Yugi? I don remember any god named Yugi..."
'I'm not a dog!!'
"I said god! Oh," Yami pouted stubbornly, "Why am I talking to a voice anyway! I need to get to school...whatever that is."
And so Yami crawled up stairs and dug out some clothes from Yugi's drawers. He wasn't going to school in those pajamas. Mysteriously, Yami somehow found leather pants, leather shirt, and a handful of belts in Yugi's dresser. Inside Yami's mind, Yugi stood in what he thinks was called a hole room and wondered wear those articles of clothing came from. He never bought those with grampy! Well, Yam-man was real...just like his grampy had said...but Yam-man didn't know about him. So...wait...he knew what to do!
'Yam-man...' Yugi called from within Yami.
Yami squeaked and furiously looked around him, "WHAT!!!"
'Yam-man...this is your consiencius speaking,' said Yugi, messing up the hard word.
Yami's eyebrow raised slightly at this, "What's a consiencius?"
'I don't know,' Yugi mentally shrugged, 'Pinnochio had one though...it was a cricket."
"So a consiencius is a cricket?" Yami wondered out loud.
'No! A consiencius is someone that tells you what the right thing to do is and what the wrong thing not to do is. You're supposed to listen to it.'
"Oh," Yami said, still slightly confused. He'd never had a consiencius before. "So, what do you want?"
'I want you to go to school.'
"Oh," Yami answered. "What's school?"
'Uuuhhhhhh...you don know what a school is?'
"Nooooo..." Yami drawled out.
'Oh boy...this is gonna be a loooonnggg day.' Yugi whined.
To be continued...
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AnimeFan: Eeee! I loved this chapter. Thus! Yam-man has arrived. ^^
Quick notes for you all...
1) Yami doesn't know about Yugi.
2) While in his hole room (soul room ^^) Yugi can't see what's happening outside his body.
3) Consiensius is actually conscience.
4) Seto lives alone with his little brother and his butler. (for future reference)
5) Yami's yam powers are powered by sugar. ^^' lol
Quick Japanese dictionary... (for those who don't know)
1) Chibi - means child or toddler (sort of)
2) Sensei - teacher
3) -San/-Kun/-Sama - These show respect in different degrees towards a person
4) Moshi Moshi - a greeting used when answering the phone
5) Ja ne - See ya later; bye for now
6) baka - idiot (basically)
AnimeFan: I think that's about it. If there's anything else I'll tell you later. Make sure you stick around to read the next chapter......Yam-man Goes to School! ^^
