Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.or Yam-man.or the chibis. 9__9 I feel so
depressed now.
AnimeFan: YEAH!!!! I'm back! Finally we got the damn computer working. To celebrate.I'm updating this story, Not A Moment To Soon, and Behind the Veil as quickly as possible. I've already got most of the new chapter for BTV done, in fact, it should be done by tonight! NAMTS will be updated either tonight or tomorrow. Extra long chapter today, peoples! ^___^
Chibi Seto: Yeah! More of me! ^^
AnimeFan: Yep, more of you. And of course, MORE OF YAM-MAN!!!
Yami: Thank you, thank you! ^x^ Kissies!
Chibi Seto: Eeee! (glomps the much older and taller version of Yami)
Yami: Oo' I've got a mini CEO attached to me.
Chibi Seto: ^^
AnimeFan: ^^
(P.S. I'm using my dad's Microsoft Word so when you see a period that doesn't look right it is actually three periods that pose as a pause or groan. K? I know it's confusing but there's nothing I can do about them. -___-)
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The Chibi Files: Yam-man to the Rescue!
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Chapter Three_Yam-man Goes to School!
"Hmm mhmmm hmmm," Yami hummed as he walked along the sidewalk.
He was going to school.whatever this school was. After much discussion Yami had finally agreed with his consiensius about this school thing. Not to forget the argument that had ensued when he found he had to cross that black river and those colored boxes to get to the other 'sidewalk.' Then there was the fact that he was low on his yam-powers.
Yami sighed pathetically, "If only I could get some sugar.then I could fly to this school instead..mmm.oh man! Now that I think about it, I don't even know where school is or what it looks like!!!"
Yami quit walking and looked around furiously. Where in Anubis' grave was he?! This was so getting weird! First he woke up to nothing, then he found out he had voices in his head, and now he was lost!!!! Yami tossed his thingy, think it was called a backpack, on the ground and stomped his foot stubbornly with a pout.
"This is not fun! I'm a super hero, not a backpack wearing.poopy-headed.kid going to school!" Yami yelled, slightly struggling to come up with an insult.
"Help! Somebody!!" A feminine voice called out from somewhere.
Yami immediately snapped to attention and, without further thought, rushed over towards the voice, "HAVE NO FEAR!!! YAM-MAN IS HERE!! DA DADA DAAAAA!!!"
Yami burst through the bushes, slipped in some mud, and ungracefully fell face down in the dirt. "....ouch."
'What was that?' Yugi piped up from within his hole room.
"Umm.nothing, I was just inspecting this ladybug thingy in the grass. It looks suspicious!" Yami muttered to his consiensius, a slight sweatdrop forming over his head.
"Really? I didn't know ladybugs could be suspicious." The feminine voice mused over Yami's head.
Remembering why he had been running in the first place, Yami bolted up from the ground and took a heroic superhero pose. It consisted of him standing with his legs apart and his hands fisted against his waist.
"Aha! Cry out no more, my lady! For I, Yam-man, am here to your rescue!"
The 'lady', in fact, was staring at him with an amused grin. Yami took a moment to look this girl up and down. She was taller then him, with brown hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a cheerleading sort of outfit. The girl seemed to smile even more then he ever thought humanly possible.
"Oh! You've come to help me!" She squealed and clasped her hands tightly together.
"Uh.yeah," Yami stated with a slightly creeped out expression.
"Ohhh! So, you can get Fluffy down for me!"
"Uh.yeah.I guess. Who is Fluffy?"
The girl squealed again and pointed up into the tall tree nearby. Yami looked up the tree to see a white bunny rabbit in a cage up in the tree. With a bit of a sweatdrop, Yami looked the tree up and down for a way up.
"Um, you wouldn't mind me asking.how did the rabbit get up there in the first place?" Yami questioned the girl.
She smiled even more and bounced up and down, "Oooo! Me and Fluffy were practicing our jumps and tosses for cheerleading!!"
Yami blinked at the girl in disbelief. Maybe he should leave Fluffy up in the tree.he might be doing it a favor that way. But.he was a super hero and rule one in the super hero booky was always help a damsnel in distress. Even if it meant the torturing of a poor white rabbit.
"Ok, jus wait a minute while I go get Fluffy down."
Yami walked over to the tree and bounced a few times under the lowest branch. Finally he managed to grab a hold of it and pulled himself up. After several more branches, Yami finally reached the rabbit in the cage and tugged the cage loose before dropping it down into the waiting arms of the girl. She squealed again and hugged the cage happily.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you! My name's Tea by the way!" She called up to him
Yami smiled and waved down at her, "I'm Yami! But I'm really Yam-man but you're not supposed to know that cause super hero's are supposed to keep their true identity a secret!"
"So.why'd you just tell me then?" Tea blinked up at him.
Yami blinked down at her and thought hard about this. "..oops. Can you pretend that I didn't tell you that?!"
"Bye now! I gotta go to school!" Tea cheerily yelled and took off, bunny and pom-poms in tow.
Yami frowned and scratched his head. Then it hit him, "WAIT!! YOU KNOW WHERE THIS SCHOOL IS!! COME BACK!!!!!!!"
But it was too late, she was already long gone and too dense to hear him. Yami sighed in frustration and started to climb down. Then another realization struck him. Though he was perfectly capable of flying through the air, he seemed to be afraid of climbing back down the tree. The branches, after all, were awfully far apart from each other. Yami felt a sick feeling in his stomach and immediately scooted close to the tree's trunk. Great.now he was lost, stuck, out of power, and he had voices in his head.
Yami frowned and started whacking the hell out of his head, "HEY! Consiensius! I can't get down!"
'Hmm? What do you mean "you can't get down"?' Yugi piped up, only slightly peeved at Yami for knocking him around his hole room.
"Um, I'm kinda stuck in a tree."
'Oh, well you just...WHAT! In a tree! Yami how'd you get up a tree!!'
Yami suddenly found a caterpillar on a leaf nearby very interesting, "Um.well, I was jus."
"Yugi?"
Yami blinked down the tree towards the voice that had just interrupted him and saved him from an explanation. Blue eyes, much prettier and bluer then that girls, stared up into his crimson eyes in confusion. Yami felt his mouth drop at the sight of this stranger below him. Hallelujah! Ra sent him a chocolate haired angel!!!
'Yami? What's going on now?'
"Yugi.the most gorgeous boy I've ever seen is staring at me! He.thinks I'm you though."
'A gorgeous boy? Hmm,' Yugi stroked his chin thoughtfully, "does he got blue eyes, brown hair, and is he wearing a white trenchcoat?'
Yami goggled over the boy for a second, "Yep."
'Oh.THAT'S SETO-SAN!' Yugi squealed happily, bouncing around in his hole room.
Yami raised an eyebrow. What was with people these days and squealing like that? Alas, suddenly forgetting his fear of heights in trees, he jumped down from the branch he had been sitting on and took the boy's hands into his. "Hello my blue-eyed angel! Allow me to introduce myself.I am Yami, your long awaited knight in shiny leather!"
Seto sweatdropped, blinking stupidly at the Yugi look-a-like before him, "Ahhh."
Yami silenced him with a finger, eyes half closed in a loving gaze, "Shh! Do not speak, my love, I already know who you are for our souls were destined to meet!"
Yugi, who had found a way to listen in on the conversation from his hole room, face faulted onto his hole floor.
"Ok.excuse me Yami-kun, I need to be getting to school now," Seto stated with a tinge of pink tainting his cheeks.
"Yami-kun?! Please, love, call me Yami.or koi would be much better." Yami purred, ignoring everything else except the brunette.
Seto, now a good shade of red, just hiccuped slightly and tried to pull slowly away from Yami, "I'm going.now, yes.ja ne."
With that, Seto turned and sprinted off down the road. Yami stood there watching him with a silly grin stuck on his face and his hands clasped together. Yugi, meanwhile, was getting off his hole floor looking thoroughly ticked.
'YAM-MAN!!!!!' Yugi yelled rather loudly.
"Yes Consiensius?" Yami sighed with a dreamy tone.
'SETO'S MY FRIEND! How could you do that!! I won't be able to look him in the face for weeks now!'
Yami sighed some more before grabbing his bag, "Be quiet now Consiensius, I gotta go follow my sweet blue eyes!"
'But YAM-MAN!!!'
Yami just ignored the voice in his head and sped off down the road after his sweet. After all, every super hero has a sweetheart of his own to win the heart of!
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Yami: Are you feeling depressed? Not as active as you used to be? Do you no longer enjoy the things you used to enjoy?
Bakura: Then you need.PixiPills!!! The NEWEST and BESTEST pill that'll give you back all that spunk you had five thousand years ago!
Marik: Just take two PixiPills after EVERY sugar rush to recharge that boost of energy!!
Yami: Call now to get one year's worth of PixiPills! The number is 1-800- MAD-YAMI!!! That's right, just 1-800-MAD-YAMI! Call now for your free year!
Bakura: Yeah, but make sure to call on Thursday the 27th of April.
Yami: Why?
Marik: Cause that's when Yugi and the others are going on their school trip, we can't sell PixiPills to people when they're around!
Bakura: Yeah! Remember the last time we tried to sell Cappisugar!
Yami: Oh.yeah, Seto got really happy drinking six of those! ~^___^~
Bakura and Marik: -____-' Back to the show!!
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Yami gapped up at the large and menacing building before him, "What's this place?"
Seto glanced cautiously at his stalker, "This is school.good thing we got here in time."
Yami smiled and thrust his fist into the air, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Um. Consiensius? We made it to school!"
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"Consiensius?"
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"???"
'.zzzzZZZZ.'
"." Yami groaned to himself. Great! His consiensius was asleep! Now what was he supposed to do?
Seto, meanwhile, was watching Yami talk to himself in disbelief. Who was this guy and why'd he look like Yugi-sama? He was kinda funny though, so he couldn't be all that bad.
"Who are you talking to Yami-san?"
Yami suddenly snapped back to reality and looked towards Seto with a tinge of pink on his cheeks, "I! I was just talking to.um.my Consiensius. Don't you have one?"
Seto frowned and scratched his hair, thinking about the question. "What's a Consiensius?"
Yami shrugged, "My Consiensius told me that a consiensius is someone who tells you what is right and what is wrong. But you can't see them but you can hear them in your head."
Seto frowned some more and patted the other boy's shoulder, "Yami.hearing voices is a really bad sign, even in Kindergarten."
Yami's eyes widened and he frowned. Darnit, he was going crazy after all.
Both boys shifted their backpacks to their other arm and headed through the doors, Yami trailing behind Seto cause he didn't know where the classroom was and because he liked watching the way his koi's hair swished about as he walked. As the two entered the classroom, all eyes turned to acknowledge their presence as what often happened at school when one either entered or exited the room of a full class. Seto didn't seem to notice and waved cheerily at Ryou-kun before going over to sit in his normal seat. However, Yami wasn't so comfortable and just sorta hung around at the door with a hesitant smile.
"Well Yugi? You gonna sit down or are you to good for your own seat?" One spiky brunette spoke out with a scratchy sort of voice.
"That wasn't very nice, Rex! Besides this isn't Yugi-kun, this is Yami. He's new," Seto snapped at Rex.
"YAMI! Did you just say Yami!?" Another child yelled out while falling out of his chair.
Yami narrowed his eyes at this boy. Something was awfully familiar about that white haired boy with chocolate brown eyes. That boy finally pulled himself up off the floor and took a fighting stance, pointing one finger at Yami.
"YAM-MAN! So, we finally meet again after all these years!!"
Suddenly it hit him, "Ooohhh-hoho.now I remember you, KURA!"
Bakura snarled and stamped his foot, "It's not KURA!!!! B-A-K-U-R-A!! Get it right for once you arsehole!!"
Yami just smirked his future trademark smirk and crossed his arms casually, "So, you're back to try and take over the world again with those 'menacing' rats."
"They weren't rats! They were hamsters, arsehole! Can't you get anything right?" Bakura snapped and advanced towards his past nemesis.
Two other boys, one looking almost exactly like Bakura and the other a blonde were at Bakura's side almost immediately to restrain him.
"Bakura! Please don't fight!" The snowy haired boy pleaded with tears staining the edges of his eyes, "You promised you wouldn't hurt people anymore!"
"Down now, Kura! Ya know what happened last time ya fought in class!" The blonde said in a light accent.
Bakura seemed to calm down slightly and tugged his arms free, turning his glare on the blonde, "MY NAME'S BAKURA!! NOT KURA! IT'S A GOOD THING I LIKE YOU JOEY OR I'D BE KICKING YOUR ARSE TOO!"
Joey sweatdropped but stood his ground, which Yami found rather impressive and amusing.
"Please quit fighting!" The white haired boy pleaded some more, now referring to the heat building between Bakura and Joey.
"Yeah! Please quit fighting!" Another dirty blonde haired boy mocked with a squeaked voice.
With that Yami watched in amazement as Bakura and Joey both whirled around on the blonde with the scariest looks on their faces, "Leave Ryou alone Marik!!!"
Yami just shook his head and walked over, fully intent on sitting next to HIS blue eyes. In all the time he had known Bakura, he had never seen him act like this. Suppose Bakura had finally joined the light side.either that or he had found him some zookeepers to keep him caged up. Turning his attention over to his koi, Yami watched Seto pull out a book and start reading it. He was so cute when he was reading. Yami smirked and rested an arm on his koi's shoulder making Seto glance at him nervously.
Just then the teacher walked in with a sweet smile that quickly changed to a frown when she saw Bakura and Joey advancing on Marik, "Boys! What was my policy on fighting in class?"
Bakura and Joey stopped, looking up at her with big innocent puppy eyes, "Yes sensei! We're sorry."
With that, class began. Yami watched everything with wide, interested eyes and an arm wrapped around his angel's waist. When it came time for math class Bakura and Joey were almost through with their silent plans to ring Marik's neck, Rex had managed to get a pencil that was stuck up his nose out, Seto had blushed about twenty different shades of red, and Yami had enjoyed himself fully in being the cause of that.
"Everyone.I have great news! Yesterday's math scores on your test are in!" Sensei piped up with her smile.
Everyone groaned except Yami who had no idea what this woman was talking about. However, he didn't like it at all since it made his Seto so distressed. After much complaining, the papers were passed out and a collection of cheers and moans filled the room.
Yami raised an eyebrow at the paper his teacher had given him that had Yugi's name on it. Yugi had gotten a B+ cause he had missed the second problem. What does one apple plus another apple equal? He sure didn't know what an apple was but it was starting to make him hungry. Glancing over he noticed his precious koi had gotten an A+. What was with these letters and the pluses next to them? Whatever it was it was sure causing a lot of sour faces around him.
"Wow!!! I got an B-!!" Joey cheered with a happy grin.
Suddenly a pig with wings on its back flew over Joey's head and flopped onto the floor. Joey watched it before turning to glare at a snickering Bakura. "That wasn' very funny!!"
Bakura's smirk just got wider, "I knew I was saving that plushy for a reason."
Yami just blinked at the two, the whole flying pig thing beyond him. It must have been something funny cause almost all the kids were giggling or snickering at the pouting blonde. He sort of felt sorry for him, till Joey turned around and tackled Bakura with a rather cheerful war cry. The two boys wrestled on the ground playfully, the teacher seemingly ignoring them like this was an everyday thing. Yami continued to watch. He just couldn't get over how his former enemy had changed.and for the better believe it or not.
Suddenly a very loud scream tore from the hallway and everyone looked towards the door, save Yami who had jumped up prepared to rush to the person's rescue. An ebony-green haired boy with black lines tracing down from his eyes came running in looking like he'd seen a ghost or something.
A brunette jumped up and rushed over to him quickly, "Otogi! What's wrong! Are you hurt, is someone picking on you?"
Otogi shook his head and clung to the brunette, "Honda! Honda, Honda, Honda, Honda, I saw.saw..her."
Gasps and screams were heard throughout the room as children started scattering and searching for a good hiding place. Yami blinked and watched them all, dumbly wondering who this person was that shocked them all so much. When Seto started looking scared it was the last straw.
Yami puffed up his chest and crawled on the table so everyone could see him, "Don't worry everyone! I am the great Yam-man and whoever this evil being is will have to get through me in order to hurt any one of you!"
The chibi's stopped running and looked up at him like he was an idiot or something.
"Yugi! Get down from the table now. Children quit this running around and return to your seats immediately! Really, you'd think a herd of lions were coming in to eat all of you," Sensei started, frowning as all the chibi's obediently returned to their seats.
Yami frowned but crawled down off the table, returning to his koi's side.
Bakura came over to him and gave him an unintelligible look, "You really think you can take on this girl? You're nuttier then I thought, arsehole."
Yami scowled, "The name's Yami! Who is this girl? Why is everyone so afraid of her?"
Seto clung to Yami's shoulder and for the first time willingly, "She's the most scariest person in the whole school! She's always so happy and she likes to preach about friendship and love conquering all. She also tries to be.cute."
Joey came over nodding with a scared Ryou attached around his waist, "Ya, everyone's zafraid of Tea.ya must be crazy to think you can take that witch on."
"Tea?!" Yami said in surprise, "You mean that girl I helped get her bunny down from a tree this morning?"
Everyone suddenly gasped and looked at him, the room becoming deafeningly silent. Yami glanced around at them, feeling very uncomfortable under their stares. Otogi looked at Yami in shock and Honda shook his head in pity.
Finally Yami frowned and shrugged at them all, "What!?"
Seto stared up at him sadly, "Oh Yami. You helped her?"
Yami just blinked stupidly. Seto frowned and hugged him, pity written all over his cute face. Now Yami was beginning to get really, REALLY uncomfortable. He felt like he was just assigned the death warrant and would be executed soon.
'Yam-man.what's going on out there?'
Yami blinked as he heard Yugi's voice in his head, 'Oh man! I can't talk to my consiensius with everyone watching me like this! They'll put me where the put the other loonies!'
'What are you talking about Yam-man? They won't put you with the loonies!'
Yami's eyes widened slightly, 'Consiensius! You heard what I was thinking!!!'
Yugi blinked, 'Yeah! I do! Hey, now you won't have to speak out loud when you talk to me!'
'Yeah!' Yami mentally cheered, 'So, had a nice nappy?'
'Yam-man.what's going on out there?'
'Err.Everyone's looking at me funny jus cause I helped some girl named Tea this morning.'
Yugi's eyes widened in horror, 'You helped Tea! The Tea! Oh no, Yam-man! This is really bad.'
Yami frowned, 'H-how bad is really bad?'
Just then, Tea Gardener walked in with her bunny and pom poms in tow.
To Be Continued.
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AnimeFan: So, what do you people think? This chapter was eleven pages long. Eleven pages! That's the longest chapter I've typed to record! I've got a lot of Yugioh characters in this chapter. Did I mention there was a Honda/Otogi (Triston/Duke) pairing in this? Well, there is cause I think they make a cute couple. ^.^'
Chibi Seto: (still glomped onto big Yami) Read and Review!
Yami: And you had better of enjoyed Bakura, Marik, and my commercial! We worked hard on that! PixiPills anyone? (Smiles innocently and offers PixiPills out to everyone)
AnimeFan: Next chapter.Yam-man, Tea, and the Vanishing Adults!
AnimeFan: YEAH!!!! I'm back! Finally we got the damn computer working. To celebrate.I'm updating this story, Not A Moment To Soon, and Behind the Veil as quickly as possible. I've already got most of the new chapter for BTV done, in fact, it should be done by tonight! NAMTS will be updated either tonight or tomorrow. Extra long chapter today, peoples! ^___^
Chibi Seto: Yeah! More of me! ^^
AnimeFan: Yep, more of you. And of course, MORE OF YAM-MAN!!!
Yami: Thank you, thank you! ^x^ Kissies!
Chibi Seto: Eeee! (glomps the much older and taller version of Yami)
Yami: Oo' I've got a mini CEO attached to me.
Chibi Seto: ^^
AnimeFan: ^^
(P.S. I'm using my dad's Microsoft Word so when you see a period that doesn't look right it is actually three periods that pose as a pause or groan. K? I know it's confusing but there's nothing I can do about them. -___-)
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The Chibi Files: Yam-man to the Rescue!
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Chapter Three_Yam-man Goes to School!
"Hmm mhmmm hmmm," Yami hummed as he walked along the sidewalk.
He was going to school.whatever this school was. After much discussion Yami had finally agreed with his consiensius about this school thing. Not to forget the argument that had ensued when he found he had to cross that black river and those colored boxes to get to the other 'sidewalk.' Then there was the fact that he was low on his yam-powers.
Yami sighed pathetically, "If only I could get some sugar.then I could fly to this school instead..mmm.oh man! Now that I think about it, I don't even know where school is or what it looks like!!!"
Yami quit walking and looked around furiously. Where in Anubis' grave was he?! This was so getting weird! First he woke up to nothing, then he found out he had voices in his head, and now he was lost!!!! Yami tossed his thingy, think it was called a backpack, on the ground and stomped his foot stubbornly with a pout.
"This is not fun! I'm a super hero, not a backpack wearing.poopy-headed.kid going to school!" Yami yelled, slightly struggling to come up with an insult.
"Help! Somebody!!" A feminine voice called out from somewhere.
Yami immediately snapped to attention and, without further thought, rushed over towards the voice, "HAVE NO FEAR!!! YAM-MAN IS HERE!! DA DADA DAAAAA!!!"
Yami burst through the bushes, slipped in some mud, and ungracefully fell face down in the dirt. "....ouch."
'What was that?' Yugi piped up from within his hole room.
"Umm.nothing, I was just inspecting this ladybug thingy in the grass. It looks suspicious!" Yami muttered to his consiensius, a slight sweatdrop forming over his head.
"Really? I didn't know ladybugs could be suspicious." The feminine voice mused over Yami's head.
Remembering why he had been running in the first place, Yami bolted up from the ground and took a heroic superhero pose. It consisted of him standing with his legs apart and his hands fisted against his waist.
"Aha! Cry out no more, my lady! For I, Yam-man, am here to your rescue!"
The 'lady', in fact, was staring at him with an amused grin. Yami took a moment to look this girl up and down. She was taller then him, with brown hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a cheerleading sort of outfit. The girl seemed to smile even more then he ever thought humanly possible.
"Oh! You've come to help me!" She squealed and clasped her hands tightly together.
"Uh.yeah," Yami stated with a slightly creeped out expression.
"Ohhh! So, you can get Fluffy down for me!"
"Uh.yeah.I guess. Who is Fluffy?"
The girl squealed again and pointed up into the tall tree nearby. Yami looked up the tree to see a white bunny rabbit in a cage up in the tree. With a bit of a sweatdrop, Yami looked the tree up and down for a way up.
"Um, you wouldn't mind me asking.how did the rabbit get up there in the first place?" Yami questioned the girl.
She smiled even more and bounced up and down, "Oooo! Me and Fluffy were practicing our jumps and tosses for cheerleading!!"
Yami blinked at the girl in disbelief. Maybe he should leave Fluffy up in the tree.he might be doing it a favor that way. But.he was a super hero and rule one in the super hero booky was always help a damsnel in distress. Even if it meant the torturing of a poor white rabbit.
"Ok, jus wait a minute while I go get Fluffy down."
Yami walked over to the tree and bounced a few times under the lowest branch. Finally he managed to grab a hold of it and pulled himself up. After several more branches, Yami finally reached the rabbit in the cage and tugged the cage loose before dropping it down into the waiting arms of the girl. She squealed again and hugged the cage happily.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you! My name's Tea by the way!" She called up to him
Yami smiled and waved down at her, "I'm Yami! But I'm really Yam-man but you're not supposed to know that cause super hero's are supposed to keep their true identity a secret!"
"So.why'd you just tell me then?" Tea blinked up at him.
Yami blinked down at her and thought hard about this. "..oops. Can you pretend that I didn't tell you that?!"
"Bye now! I gotta go to school!" Tea cheerily yelled and took off, bunny and pom-poms in tow.
Yami frowned and scratched his head. Then it hit him, "WAIT!! YOU KNOW WHERE THIS SCHOOL IS!! COME BACK!!!!!!!"
But it was too late, she was already long gone and too dense to hear him. Yami sighed in frustration and started to climb down. Then another realization struck him. Though he was perfectly capable of flying through the air, he seemed to be afraid of climbing back down the tree. The branches, after all, were awfully far apart from each other. Yami felt a sick feeling in his stomach and immediately scooted close to the tree's trunk. Great.now he was lost, stuck, out of power, and he had voices in his head.
Yami frowned and started whacking the hell out of his head, "HEY! Consiensius! I can't get down!"
'Hmm? What do you mean "you can't get down"?' Yugi piped up, only slightly peeved at Yami for knocking him around his hole room.
"Um, I'm kinda stuck in a tree."
'Oh, well you just...WHAT! In a tree! Yami how'd you get up a tree!!'
Yami suddenly found a caterpillar on a leaf nearby very interesting, "Um.well, I was jus."
"Yugi?"
Yami blinked down the tree towards the voice that had just interrupted him and saved him from an explanation. Blue eyes, much prettier and bluer then that girls, stared up into his crimson eyes in confusion. Yami felt his mouth drop at the sight of this stranger below him. Hallelujah! Ra sent him a chocolate haired angel!!!
'Yami? What's going on now?'
"Yugi.the most gorgeous boy I've ever seen is staring at me! He.thinks I'm you though."
'A gorgeous boy? Hmm,' Yugi stroked his chin thoughtfully, "does he got blue eyes, brown hair, and is he wearing a white trenchcoat?'
Yami goggled over the boy for a second, "Yep."
'Oh.THAT'S SETO-SAN!' Yugi squealed happily, bouncing around in his hole room.
Yami raised an eyebrow. What was with people these days and squealing like that? Alas, suddenly forgetting his fear of heights in trees, he jumped down from the branch he had been sitting on and took the boy's hands into his. "Hello my blue-eyed angel! Allow me to introduce myself.I am Yami, your long awaited knight in shiny leather!"
Seto sweatdropped, blinking stupidly at the Yugi look-a-like before him, "Ahhh."
Yami silenced him with a finger, eyes half closed in a loving gaze, "Shh! Do not speak, my love, I already know who you are for our souls were destined to meet!"
Yugi, who had found a way to listen in on the conversation from his hole room, face faulted onto his hole floor.
"Ok.excuse me Yami-kun, I need to be getting to school now," Seto stated with a tinge of pink tainting his cheeks.
"Yami-kun?! Please, love, call me Yami.or koi would be much better." Yami purred, ignoring everything else except the brunette.
Seto, now a good shade of red, just hiccuped slightly and tried to pull slowly away from Yami, "I'm going.now, yes.ja ne."
With that, Seto turned and sprinted off down the road. Yami stood there watching him with a silly grin stuck on his face and his hands clasped together. Yugi, meanwhile, was getting off his hole floor looking thoroughly ticked.
'YAM-MAN!!!!!' Yugi yelled rather loudly.
"Yes Consiensius?" Yami sighed with a dreamy tone.
'SETO'S MY FRIEND! How could you do that!! I won't be able to look him in the face for weeks now!'
Yami sighed some more before grabbing his bag, "Be quiet now Consiensius, I gotta go follow my sweet blue eyes!"
'But YAM-MAN!!!'
Yami just ignored the voice in his head and sped off down the road after his sweet. After all, every super hero has a sweetheart of his own to win the heart of!
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Yami: Are you feeling depressed? Not as active as you used to be? Do you no longer enjoy the things you used to enjoy?
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Bakura: Yeah, but make sure to call on Thursday the 27th of April.
Yami: Why?
Marik: Cause that's when Yugi and the others are going on their school trip, we can't sell PixiPills to people when they're around!
Bakura: Yeah! Remember the last time we tried to sell Cappisugar!
Yami: Oh.yeah, Seto got really happy drinking six of those! ~^___^~
Bakura and Marik: -____-' Back to the show!!
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Yami gapped up at the large and menacing building before him, "What's this place?"
Seto glanced cautiously at his stalker, "This is school.good thing we got here in time."
Yami smiled and thrust his fist into the air, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Um. Consiensius? We made it to school!"
'.'
"Consiensius?"
'.'
"???"
'.zzzzZZZZ.'
"." Yami groaned to himself. Great! His consiensius was asleep! Now what was he supposed to do?
Seto, meanwhile, was watching Yami talk to himself in disbelief. Who was this guy and why'd he look like Yugi-sama? He was kinda funny though, so he couldn't be all that bad.
"Who are you talking to Yami-san?"
Yami suddenly snapped back to reality and looked towards Seto with a tinge of pink on his cheeks, "I! I was just talking to.um.my Consiensius. Don't you have one?"
Seto frowned and scratched his hair, thinking about the question. "What's a Consiensius?"
Yami shrugged, "My Consiensius told me that a consiensius is someone who tells you what is right and what is wrong. But you can't see them but you can hear them in your head."
Seto frowned some more and patted the other boy's shoulder, "Yami.hearing voices is a really bad sign, even in Kindergarten."
Yami's eyes widened and he frowned. Darnit, he was going crazy after all.
Both boys shifted their backpacks to their other arm and headed through the doors, Yami trailing behind Seto cause he didn't know where the classroom was and because he liked watching the way his koi's hair swished about as he walked. As the two entered the classroom, all eyes turned to acknowledge their presence as what often happened at school when one either entered or exited the room of a full class. Seto didn't seem to notice and waved cheerily at Ryou-kun before going over to sit in his normal seat. However, Yami wasn't so comfortable and just sorta hung around at the door with a hesitant smile.
"Well Yugi? You gonna sit down or are you to good for your own seat?" One spiky brunette spoke out with a scratchy sort of voice.
"That wasn't very nice, Rex! Besides this isn't Yugi-kun, this is Yami. He's new," Seto snapped at Rex.
"YAMI! Did you just say Yami!?" Another child yelled out while falling out of his chair.
Yami narrowed his eyes at this boy. Something was awfully familiar about that white haired boy with chocolate brown eyes. That boy finally pulled himself up off the floor and took a fighting stance, pointing one finger at Yami.
"YAM-MAN! So, we finally meet again after all these years!!"
Suddenly it hit him, "Ooohhh-hoho.now I remember you, KURA!"
Bakura snarled and stamped his foot, "It's not KURA!!!! B-A-K-U-R-A!! Get it right for once you arsehole!!"
Yami just smirked his future trademark smirk and crossed his arms casually, "So, you're back to try and take over the world again with those 'menacing' rats."
"They weren't rats! They were hamsters, arsehole! Can't you get anything right?" Bakura snapped and advanced towards his past nemesis.
Two other boys, one looking almost exactly like Bakura and the other a blonde were at Bakura's side almost immediately to restrain him.
"Bakura! Please don't fight!" The snowy haired boy pleaded with tears staining the edges of his eyes, "You promised you wouldn't hurt people anymore!"
"Down now, Kura! Ya know what happened last time ya fought in class!" The blonde said in a light accent.
Bakura seemed to calm down slightly and tugged his arms free, turning his glare on the blonde, "MY NAME'S BAKURA!! NOT KURA! IT'S A GOOD THING I LIKE YOU JOEY OR I'D BE KICKING YOUR ARSE TOO!"
Joey sweatdropped but stood his ground, which Yami found rather impressive and amusing.
"Please quit fighting!" The white haired boy pleaded some more, now referring to the heat building between Bakura and Joey.
"Yeah! Please quit fighting!" Another dirty blonde haired boy mocked with a squeaked voice.
With that Yami watched in amazement as Bakura and Joey both whirled around on the blonde with the scariest looks on their faces, "Leave Ryou alone Marik!!!"
Yami just shook his head and walked over, fully intent on sitting next to HIS blue eyes. In all the time he had known Bakura, he had never seen him act like this. Suppose Bakura had finally joined the light side.either that or he had found him some zookeepers to keep him caged up. Turning his attention over to his koi, Yami watched Seto pull out a book and start reading it. He was so cute when he was reading. Yami smirked and rested an arm on his koi's shoulder making Seto glance at him nervously.
Just then the teacher walked in with a sweet smile that quickly changed to a frown when she saw Bakura and Joey advancing on Marik, "Boys! What was my policy on fighting in class?"
Bakura and Joey stopped, looking up at her with big innocent puppy eyes, "Yes sensei! We're sorry."
With that, class began. Yami watched everything with wide, interested eyes and an arm wrapped around his angel's waist. When it came time for math class Bakura and Joey were almost through with their silent plans to ring Marik's neck, Rex had managed to get a pencil that was stuck up his nose out, Seto had blushed about twenty different shades of red, and Yami had enjoyed himself fully in being the cause of that.
"Everyone.I have great news! Yesterday's math scores on your test are in!" Sensei piped up with her smile.
Everyone groaned except Yami who had no idea what this woman was talking about. However, he didn't like it at all since it made his Seto so distressed. After much complaining, the papers were passed out and a collection of cheers and moans filled the room.
Yami raised an eyebrow at the paper his teacher had given him that had Yugi's name on it. Yugi had gotten a B+ cause he had missed the second problem. What does one apple plus another apple equal? He sure didn't know what an apple was but it was starting to make him hungry. Glancing over he noticed his precious koi had gotten an A+. What was with these letters and the pluses next to them? Whatever it was it was sure causing a lot of sour faces around him.
"Wow!!! I got an B-!!" Joey cheered with a happy grin.
Suddenly a pig with wings on its back flew over Joey's head and flopped onto the floor. Joey watched it before turning to glare at a snickering Bakura. "That wasn' very funny!!"
Bakura's smirk just got wider, "I knew I was saving that plushy for a reason."
Yami just blinked at the two, the whole flying pig thing beyond him. It must have been something funny cause almost all the kids were giggling or snickering at the pouting blonde. He sort of felt sorry for him, till Joey turned around and tackled Bakura with a rather cheerful war cry. The two boys wrestled on the ground playfully, the teacher seemingly ignoring them like this was an everyday thing. Yami continued to watch. He just couldn't get over how his former enemy had changed.and for the better believe it or not.
Suddenly a very loud scream tore from the hallway and everyone looked towards the door, save Yami who had jumped up prepared to rush to the person's rescue. An ebony-green haired boy with black lines tracing down from his eyes came running in looking like he'd seen a ghost or something.
A brunette jumped up and rushed over to him quickly, "Otogi! What's wrong! Are you hurt, is someone picking on you?"
Otogi shook his head and clung to the brunette, "Honda! Honda, Honda, Honda, Honda, I saw.saw..her."
Gasps and screams were heard throughout the room as children started scattering and searching for a good hiding place. Yami blinked and watched them all, dumbly wondering who this person was that shocked them all so much. When Seto started looking scared it was the last straw.
Yami puffed up his chest and crawled on the table so everyone could see him, "Don't worry everyone! I am the great Yam-man and whoever this evil being is will have to get through me in order to hurt any one of you!"
The chibi's stopped running and looked up at him like he was an idiot or something.
"Yugi! Get down from the table now. Children quit this running around and return to your seats immediately! Really, you'd think a herd of lions were coming in to eat all of you," Sensei started, frowning as all the chibi's obediently returned to their seats.
Yami frowned but crawled down off the table, returning to his koi's side.
Bakura came over to him and gave him an unintelligible look, "You really think you can take on this girl? You're nuttier then I thought, arsehole."
Yami scowled, "The name's Yami! Who is this girl? Why is everyone so afraid of her?"
Seto clung to Yami's shoulder and for the first time willingly, "She's the most scariest person in the whole school! She's always so happy and she likes to preach about friendship and love conquering all. She also tries to be.cute."
Joey came over nodding with a scared Ryou attached around his waist, "Ya, everyone's zafraid of Tea.ya must be crazy to think you can take that witch on."
"Tea?!" Yami said in surprise, "You mean that girl I helped get her bunny down from a tree this morning?"
Everyone suddenly gasped and looked at him, the room becoming deafeningly silent. Yami glanced around at them, feeling very uncomfortable under their stares. Otogi looked at Yami in shock and Honda shook his head in pity.
Finally Yami frowned and shrugged at them all, "What!?"
Seto stared up at him sadly, "Oh Yami. You helped her?"
Yami just blinked stupidly. Seto frowned and hugged him, pity written all over his cute face. Now Yami was beginning to get really, REALLY uncomfortable. He felt like he was just assigned the death warrant and would be executed soon.
'Yam-man.what's going on out there?'
Yami blinked as he heard Yugi's voice in his head, 'Oh man! I can't talk to my consiensius with everyone watching me like this! They'll put me where the put the other loonies!'
'What are you talking about Yam-man? They won't put you with the loonies!'
Yami's eyes widened slightly, 'Consiensius! You heard what I was thinking!!!'
Yugi blinked, 'Yeah! I do! Hey, now you won't have to speak out loud when you talk to me!'
'Yeah!' Yami mentally cheered, 'So, had a nice nappy?'
'Yam-man.what's going on out there?'
'Err.Everyone's looking at me funny jus cause I helped some girl named Tea this morning.'
Yugi's eyes widened in horror, 'You helped Tea! The Tea! Oh no, Yam-man! This is really bad.'
Yami frowned, 'H-how bad is really bad?'
Just then, Tea Gardener walked in with her bunny and pom poms in tow.
To Be Continued.
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AnimeFan: So, what do you people think? This chapter was eleven pages long. Eleven pages! That's the longest chapter I've typed to record! I've got a lot of Yugioh characters in this chapter. Did I mention there was a Honda/Otogi (Triston/Duke) pairing in this? Well, there is cause I think they make a cute couple. ^.^'
Chibi Seto: (still glomped onto big Yami) Read and Review!
Yami: And you had better of enjoyed Bakura, Marik, and my commercial! We worked hard on that! PixiPills anyone? (Smiles innocently and offers PixiPills out to everyone)
AnimeFan: Next chapter.Yam-man, Tea, and the Vanishing Adults!
