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BASEketball Nights
Written by Lavonne Eudy

Part Three

Coop had made it home before midnight. He wasn't tired, so he opened a book to read and fall asleep by. "Bram Stoker's 'Dracula.'"

Just as he turned the third page, he heard a noise in the kitchen. He shrugged it off and kept reading. Soon the sound of a cat meowing drifted from the window outside. Coop turned to it for a second, then back to the book. As he turned to the fifth page, a rustling was heard over by the same window. This time only his eyes moved from the book, looking around sheepishly and tense.

The seventh page was almost read, and soon a droning and subtle moan flowed from the outside. The wind, maybe?... Coop rose from the bed and crept over to the window. Strange hands came up from the outside, but Coop slammed the window down before he saw it. He heard an unusual wail of pain, but shrugged it off and went back to reading.

As he made it to page eight, his eyes flew open with this quick and insightful thought that entered his mind. He flew out of the bed, holding the book, and burst into Squeak's room.

"Dude, I've figured out what's wrong with Remer!" he said. Squeak glared at him with inquisitive but calm and seemingly blank eyes.

"He figured out it was me who taped over his Baywatch Videos!" Then Coop's eyes glared in panic. "He's out to get me!" He stepped forward, and in his bare feet, he happened upon some of the broken glass that was all over the bedroom floor.

"FUCK!" he said as he hopped over to the bed. Squeak eyed his wound with fixation. Coop worked on the piece of glass as blood seeped from his foot.

"Damn it to hell," he said to himself. Blood dripped on the floor and on the sheets. "Sorry, dude, I'll clean that up."

Squeak's eyes widened. The blood was landing in delicious crimson drops on the lamenant tile. His tongue rolled out as Coop picked out the glass and more blood gushed from his wound, finally spewing like a tempting and voluptuous fountain when he managed it out entirely.

"Oh, I am so sorry, dude," Coop said. Squeak was like a dog slobbering over a juicy steak. He grasped Coop's bleeding foot and tried to suck on it.

"The fuck!?" Coop yelled and wrenched away from Squeak. Now his eyes were glowing red and his mouth was full of sharp teeth. Coop scrambled to get to his feet, even with the wound and ran out of the room. As he made it outside the house, he ran into Remer.

"Thank God!" he said. "Bitch has gone crazy! He's trying to make a move on me in there!"

Remer hissed at him with red eyes and new sharp teeth, as he drew his arms outward dramatically.

"FFFUCK!" Coop said. Just then a pair of headlights flooded the front yard. Coop saw to his great delight that it was Jenna's car. He ran to it right away and got inside.

"Floor it now!" he said.

"What are you talking about, Coop?" she said, but before he could even think to explain, Remer and Squeak were up against the car like wild animals hissing and clawing their way inside.

She yanked the gears into reverse and sped out of there.

"What's going on here? What's wrong with Doug and Kenny? Why are they chasing you?"

Coop made to answer each question as it was posed, but he couldn't get a word in, edge-wise.

"Jenna, I--"

"Why were their eyes red like that!?"

"I'm--"

"What did they want!?"

"Jenna, I--"

"Were they actually trying to kill you!?"

"SHUT UP!!!!" Coop screamed. Jenna stared at him panic-stricken. "*Thank* you," he said. "All right, it started when the teammates dared me to record my ass on a home video and send it to Ebay..."




Jenna pulled into her driveway, shaking as she tried to lock up her car and go inside quickly.

"How the hell was I supposed to know that was his Baywatch video?" Coop continued. "Now he's trying to kill me." She went inside the house and he followed her inside. "I can't figure out Squeak's deal. I guess he really *is* gay or something."

Coop, will you PLEASE be quiet!" she said harshly. "You can't possibly be THAT stupid!"

"We all make mistakes, Jenna!" he responded defensively.

"Not... THAT!" she said.

"Well, there was that time I found all those pictures his sister's boyfriend took of her naked, and I put them all over the internet--"

"Of COURSE!" Jenna said.

"What, the pictures?" Coop asked. Jenna suddenly reached for the book in his hand.

"Somehow, Doug and Kenny have been turned into vampires," she said showing the book to him.

"Vampires?" Coop asked. "But that's stupid."

"It can't be anymore ridiculous than this plot," she reminded him. Coop looked down in thought.

"True," he said.

"All right, now I need full details. Tell me anything unusual that might've happened today."

Coop thought about the way Remer was rubbing his neck when he came through the door the night before everything took place. The way he looked the next morning, and all the commotion in Squeak's room. Then there were the BASEketball Players he killed; the red eyes, teeth, floating...

"Nothing comes to mind," he said.

Jenna rubbed her forehead in frustration, rolling her eyes. "I can't believe I actually had sex with you," she mumbled under her breath.

"What?"

"N-Nothing. All right, think, Coop. Was there anything even slightly off about Kenny or Doug?"

Coop thought about it. "Come to think of it," he said, "Remer forgot to brush his teeth this morning."

"AAAGGGGGGGGE!" Jenna screamed in frustration.

"They were all red and gross, too."

Jenna turned around.

"Especially after he came out of Bitch's room. Then he said that Squeak got, like, sick er something and didn't come to the game. This was all after Remer came home talking about some weird night he had, and had two marks on his neck."

"That's it!" Jenna said. "Remer must have brought it in. All we have to do is find the one that bit him, kill whatever it was, and everyone will go back to normal."

"Kill who?" Coop asked.

"Good question," Jenna pondered. "We're going to have to find out where it is and quickly before Doug infects the entire town!"

"...No really?" Coop asked. "Who?"