Well, what can I say? After a very long time I'm back to this story (if you can call it that... ^_^")

I felt kinda bored - a strange mood between wanting to write something and not wanting to think about one of my storylines that manage to confuse even me at times. So I came up with this one...

It's not written in the same style as the two previous chapters but since it's just ten short moments I think this style fits better.

Hope you like this one too!

Oh, yeah! And again, thank you sooo much to everyone who reviewed!!! ^_^

- Banshee

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Random Weirdness - Ten Random Moments

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1. Quatre abandoning his violin for once, trying out the piano

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Quatre: *sitting in front of the piano, trying to play a tune by Beethoven*

Suddenly the door to the room is thrown open and Duo storms in.

Duo: *falls down on his knees in front of Quatre* Don't murder the poor piano! Please!!! *sobs*

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2. Duo explaining his fighting strategy

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Duo: "If at first you don't succeed - scare the shit out of them."

Random person: "And how do you do that?"

Duo: "If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them. If you can't blackmail them... Kill them! It's as simple as that."

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3. Quatre and Trowa trying to feed a sick Wufei something 'healthy'

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Wufei: *stares at his so-called breakfast*

Quatre: *shoves the bowl closer to him* "I made a healthy breakfast that I think will do you and your upset stomach a lot of goods."

Trowa: *smirk* *puts a spoon in front of Wufei* "Eat."

Wufei: "That looks like vomit. I'm not eating vomit."

Quatre: "It's oatmeal, Wufei. It's healthy for you."

Wufei: *frowns* *pushes the bowl away with one finger* "I don't eat healthy vomit."

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4. In a car

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Back of the car:

Duo: *cuddling up to Heero*

Heero: *putting his arm around Duo's waist after a short moment of hesitation*

Wufei: *looking at them with one raised eyebrow, then shrugging and continuing to look out of the window*

Front of the car:

Quatre: *trying to jump into the back seat to glomp the extremely kawaii couple*

Trowa: *restraining Quatre from actually doing so, because it wouldn't be good for their health since Quatre was the one driving*

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5. Wufei and Quatre after entering the hangar where the Gundams are

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Shenlong: *standing there and looking innocent in a nice shade of neon- pink*

Wufei: "Sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!!!"

Quatre: "And his holy mother Mary on a trampoline!!!"

Both: *giving each other a strange look*

Wufei: "You do realize that you have the wrong religion here, don't you?"

Quatre: "So do you."

Wufei: *shrugs* Anyway, I'm off to kill Maxwell if you need me."

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6. After Duo was talking to Heero for hours non-stop

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Heero: *slightly annoyed* "As if you talking weren't enough: Why do you have to wave your hands around like that?"

Duo: *enthusiastic that Heero actually talked back for once* I'm a hand- talker. That means I use my hands a lot when I speak."

Heero: "-That- I noticed." *smirking* "If I tied your hands together would you shut up?"

Duo: *grinning* No, but you'd have a hard time understanding me!"

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7. Heero looking for his laptop

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Heero: "..."

Translator: "I can't find my laptop."

Heero: "..."

Translator: "I could've sworn it was there just a few hours ago."

Heero: "..."

Translator: "If Quatre 'stored it away' somewhere again..."

Heero: "..."

Translator: "Nah. I bet anything Duo has it."

Heero: "..."

Translator: "..."

Heero: "Could you quit the translations?"

Translator: "You're freaking me out."

Heero: "..."

Translator: "No, really."

Heero: *reaches for his gun*

Translator: o_O *runs*

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8. Heero after discovering his laptop in a puddle of coke

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Duo: *grabs Quatre and uses him as a shield* "Quatre! He's trying to kill me!"

Heero: *growl* "Move Quatre."

Quatre: *stays where he is and looks at Heero pleadingly* "Heero, what would killing Duo accomplish? There is no point to it."

Heero: *with sparkling eyes* "Yes, there is. It would make me feel better."

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9. Everyone minus Heero musing about Heero's way to show friendship

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Duo: *in a complaining voice* Why does Heero always threaten to kill me?"

Quatre: "It's not that bad. He only does that to people he likes."

Everyone: *staring at Quatre*

Wufei: *thoughtfully* "Well, he's -always- threatening to kill his friends. And he never does."

Trowa: *nod* "Actually that does make sense."

Duo: "In an odd way."

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10. Duo after having too much coffee for breakfast

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Duo: *jumping on the kitchen table in front of Heero, striking a pose* "Fear me, for I am Duo Maxwell, rightwise born the true Shinigami! Crusher of pride, both false and true! Destroyer of egos that dare to cross my path! The End of your pitiful existence and the Bringer of Hell! Tremble in my shadow, mere mortal, for thy Doom is at hand and Shinigami knows no mercy! I hold thy very soul in my fist and I shalt crush it like the worthless weakling egg it is! Fear me!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Heero: *raising an eyebrow* "Are you done yet?"

Duo: "No! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And for good measure: HA!!! There. -Now- I'm done."

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Heh, yeah, I'm done too. ^_^

Please tell me what you think! (a.k.a. Review, people!) ^_~

Uhm... do I dare saying it? Ah, well, here goes the shameless self- publicity:

If you feel like it, read my other english stories too and leave a review if you do so! Please? *puppy-dog-eyes* ^_^"

Cya!

- Banshee