Well, I'm back. Ta da!! Oh yes, if you like this story, please check out my other stories. They're all rated R so far. They're Egyptian Love and Cast Away Remix. You'll probably like them if you like this story!!

Black and Blue: Chp 2.:

*T.V. comes back on (the game has returned from commercials)*

Marik appears on the screen holding a microphone. His eyes are black and blue and he looks a bit in pain, but he still smiles, "Well, we got that taken care of."

*screen moves to show Seto who looks angry* Seto is now shackled down to a chair and he growls, "Let me go. How can I play the game like this!?"

Marik laughs, "All you need is your mouth and a hand for the last question. Nothing else."

Seto tries desperately to get out from the shackles, "ARGH!!! LET ME GO!!! I'LL SUE THIS GAME FOR EVERY DIME IT HAS!!!!"

Yugi laughs, "Haha, Seto is stuck. Nahnah!!"

Seto turns his head towards Yugi, "You're next you little runt!!"

Marik lets out a hearty laugh, "Everyone is going to sue this game now. Oh well! Ain't my game. Alex can deal with it."

Mai gives them all very drab looks, "Can we just get this over with. I'm due for my perm soon." She looks at Yugi, "You should come with. You could get that porcupine off your head!"

Yugi tries to flatten my hair, "It isn't my fault!! Grandpa let Edward Scissor Hands do an experiment on my hair. That stupid bastard ruined my hair!!!"

Marik smiles, "Let's get back to the game. Maybe Yugi can win enough money to get a free haircut!! Then again, he's already in the minus area. Mai, it's your turn!! Pick a category."

Mai sighs heavily while the dumb jeopardy music plays, "Someone needs to turn off the fucking music. It's giving me a migraine!!"

Marik frowns, "I'm sorry, but someone needs to turn off the fucking music. It's giving me a migraine; is not a category. Please choose again."

Mai looks ticked, "Fine! Feh! I pick secrets for 500$"

Marick clears his throat, "Ahem, Someone in this very room is bald, but will not tell anyone. Who is it!?"

The room is silent except for the music. Eyes shift about and then Yugi hits the buzzer, "What is that guy in the audience scratching his bald head?"

Marik shakes his head sadly, "That is incorrect again Yugi!!"

Yugi frowns getting angry, "What the hell!? He is too bald. Go look for yourself. You can practically see your freakin face in his shiny head!"

Marik laughs and the man in the audience tries to hide his head sheepishly. "Well, that is correct, but it is not the answer I'm looking for. The answer would be. Who is Mai Valentine?"

Mai looks up, "What the hell did you just say you dumb freak!! I'm not bald." She tugs at her hair, "SEE!!!!"

Marik shrugs, "Not what the card here says. I wonder...."

Mai looks furious. She picks up her red nail polish, "Take this!!" She chucks the bottle straight at Marik's face. It smashes and leaves his face a dark red.

Marik screams in pain, "You've probably poisoned me bitch!!! What the hell!!" Marik runs off stage into a bathroom.

The contestants look around confused as he doesn't return. They watch as a short midget walks out, "I don't think he's going to be out anytime soon. You need a new host until he's back."

The audience looks around and all their eyes land on a small boy with bright green hair. Or some weird color. ;-D

Weevil looks at them, "WHAT!?

"GET UP THERE!!" the audience shouts. In Weevil's moment of confusion the crowd shoves him down onto the stage.

Seto grins, "Look everyone, the bug is going to be our host now!"

Yugi laughs, "Haha, you can't do this Weevil. We need someone who has brains."

Weevil looks ticked, but Mai butts in before Weevil can say anything, "He's probably got more brains then you Yugi. You've already gotten two questions wrong!"

Yugi rages, "WHAT!? You haven't even tried to answer one yet!!!!!"

Mai shrugs and Weevil picks up the dropped microphone, "Well, let's finish this game. It's Yugi's turn to pick a category. NOW PICK!!"

Yugi jumps at the outburst, "FINE! I'll take on what makes me tick for 100$" Yugi smiles, "I'm gonna get this right if it's the last thing I do!!"

Weevil grins and picks up the card, "Well, the question is. What makes Joey tick?"

Yugi is about to hit the button, but Mai gets to it first.

Weevil turns to her, "Okay Mai, what is the answer?"

Mai looks up in surprise, "Omigod!! I didn't mean to push the button thingy. I made a mistake. Can I pass pleeeeaaasseeee?"

Weevil frowns, "I'm sorry. But that is incorrect!"

Mai looks offended, "What!? I didn't even really answer!! IT WAS A FRIGGIN MISTAKE!!!"

"Too BAD!!! You lose 100$." Weevil does his creepy little laugh.

Mai growls under her breath, but instead of talking back she takes out a little mirror from her pocket and begins to apply lipstick. "Oh well...."

Weevil looks to Mai, "The answer was supposed to be, What is being called a dog? Now it's your turn, Seto. What do ya want to pick?"



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Sorry I'm making this chapter so short. I'm busy so I can't write for too long. I just got back from a party, I got to drink a margarita (I dunno if I spelled that wrong??).......I'm playing, it was a virgin one. Hehehe, I wish it wasn't sort of. I'm so evil. Well, I bet you can't wait for the next chapter!! Buh-bye.