Konnichiwa!! What's going on all you chikas and chikos? Not much here. I'm still writing. Yea!! Thanks for all the reviews you all gave me.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!: Chp 3.:
Seto stares at the choices, "I'll take, who is the greatest duelist for 400$?"
Weevil picks up the card, "Well, this is easy.....kind of obvious. Who is the greatest duelist of all?"
Seto looks amazed and then shakes his head, "Who is me!?"
Yugi looks at him, "No! You're not the greatest duelist. I'm the greatest duelist!!!"
Mai slams her lipstick container down, "Naw uh!!! I am!!!"
Weevil looks at them all evilly, "No!! I'm the greatest duelist!!"
Seto gets mad and tries to break out of his shackles, "JUST READ THE DAMN ANSWER AND WE'LL FIND OUT, WEEVIL!!!!!"
Weevil shrugs, but before he can read the answer Marik comes bounding out of the bathroom. His face is no longer red, but has bruises from both Seto and Mai's nail polish. Marik swipes the card away from Weevil, "You dummy. I'm the greatest duelist." He reads the card and laughs chucking it away into the garbage, "What does a silly card know anyway? I'm the greatest duelist."
Weevil looks at Marik with daggers in his eyes, "NOOOOO!! I'm the greatest!!!"
Seto once again tries breaking away from his chains, "FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! I'm the greatest. I bet that's what the card really said!!!"
Yugi grins, "Yea right!!! We all know I'm the best!!" Yugi pulls out of his chains.
Mai also rips out of hers and then unhooks Seto's. The three contestants stare at Weevil and Marik. The three of them yell in anger, "I'M THE BEST!!!!!!!!!"
Marik growls, "NO!!!! I'm the best!!! I can kick all of your butts!!"
Weevil rolls his eyes, "SUUUURRRRREEEE!!!! You probably can't even beat a two-year old."
Yugi begins to get ticked, "Why don't you just say who was on the card MARIK!!!!!??"
Marik shrugs, "I told you!!! It said I was!!!"
Seto laughs, "Uh huh. That would be like saying your mama's a hot skinny chick."
Yugi snickers and Marik gets pissed, "Are you insulting my mama!?"
Seto smiles, "What does it sound like I'm doing?"
"Aw no you didn't!" Marik takes a punch at Seto landing it smack on Seto's face. Seto bends down his nose bleeding.
"Let's start bringing out the mama jokes. How immature!?" Mai says smiling.
Yugi looks up at Mai, "Like you're mature. You need a face lift every week to keep that pretty face. Other wise you'd be damn ugly!!"
Suddenly someone stands up in the crowd, "NO YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT MY GIRL!!!" Joey comes rampaging down the stands and sends a punch to Yugi's face. Yugi counters it with a kick to Joey's groin. Joey bends down in major pain.
Weevil laughs, "Joey, you loser. Can't even take a beating like a man!!"
Mai looks at Weevil, "Like you could do any better you little insect!!!"
"Bring it Mai!!" Weevil shouts coming at her with a right hook.
Mai shakes her head, "Oh yea!!" She brings her foot smashing into Weevil's stomach. Weevil is knocked back to the wall unconscious.
At this the whole crowd gets up and begins chanting, "JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!"
Suddenly the doors open and in walks Jerry Springer, "Thank you ladies and gentlemen." He walks over to the contestants, "What seems to be the problem?"
Marik gives Jerry a grim look, "Who the hell invited you? This ain't your show!! Go back to your crappy show!!"
Jerry's eyes twitches, "What did you just say!? I don't think your show is doing any better!"
At this Alex walks onto the stage, "What did you say old man!?"
The fighting of the contestants stops to watch. Their mouths are dropped open.
Jerry gives Alex a nasty look, "I said your show sucks! And whom you calling an old man!?"
Alex pushes Jerry, "Don't be dissin' my show!!!"
"Oh I'll diss a lot more if you push me again!!" Jerry yells and shoves Alex against the wall. Alex has had enough and tackles Jerry. A mini wrestling match begins. Marik picks up the microphone and begins announcing:
"And Jerry punches to the left. Alex counters with an upper cut. Jerry dodges!! Ooh, that looks like it hurt!!!"
*The crowd goes wild and begins to cheer for who they want to win*
Someone behind Marik pushes him, "Get out of the way. You can't do this right." Seto walks over and takes the microphone. Marik, on the ground, tries to trip Seto, but before he can Yugi slams Seto into the wall.
"Like you can do better you bastard!" Yugi shouts.
Seto gets angry again, "Get out of my way shorty!!!"
Mai marches over, "Hey, you shrimp!!! You can't hurt my Joey and get away with it." She takes up her purse and smacks Yugi over the head.
Joey laughs and Seto kicks Joey, "Stop your laughing you mutt."
"What did you call me!?" Joey hits Seto over the head.
Mai begins to chuck her cosmetics at anyone who comes near her. As Weevil is about to come to, one of Mai's cosmetics hits him on the head and he's out again.
Marik struggles trying to pull the microphone out of Seto's hands. Seto doesn't give up the microphone and tugs back just as hard. A miniature tug-o-war match begins. Yugi finds another microphone and tries to announce the matches, but too many of them are going on. The wrestling from Jerry and Alex. The tug-o-war. And the angry throwing of Mai's cosmetics. Yugi faces the camera and grins rubbing the back of his head, "Uh....yea, I think we'll move to a short break until this mess is cleaned up......"
**********T.V. crackles and it goes blank for a minute************
()()()()()()()()()()()()A cooking show begins to come on T.V.()()()()()()()()()()
Lady with brown hair goes up to a mixer, "Now, we're going to show everyone how to make kool aid!!!!!"
A burley man next to her grins while holding a kool aid packet, "Yes, it's quite hard so pay attention!!"
The lady smiles, "Now, what you need is any kind of flavor kool aid package. Bill, hand me my cheery kool aid package."
"Sure thing Mandy!!" Bill hands over Kool aid package.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ We all know where this show is going. Bores ville. Just take a snooze for awhile. Jeopardy will be back in no time!!!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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Wasn't that grand? LOL.....Hope you enjoyed. I didn't even think I was going to add in Jerry there. But I mean, what kind of show is it without Jerry Springer?
