Notes: Oh my, daylight… Oh my, my my my. Why am I writing this during the day? Help me. I've gone insane.
Thank you, Spiwolf7, once more, for sitting here.
Disclaimer: Bondage is my hobby, but Ryu-chan and Tohma are not real, so I didn't save my money to buy Gravitation.
Warning: Yaoi. Shuuichi. Swearing…Lots of suggestive dialogue and snide comments on my part. And my puppy dog is sooo cute, and you can't have her. More blinking, too.
Chapter 3Shuuichi pressed against the glass, his mouth watering at the sight of all the delicious donuts. Those chocolate ones looked really good. Shuuichi wanted to share one of those chocolate ones with Yuki, maybe having it end up like it did in that one cartoon with the pretty puppy dog-ess and the tramp. Tramp, as in male street dog, if you were thinking something else. You know, that thing with the spaghetti (though Shuuichi could never figure out why the restaurant would serve dogs) where they were eating it and then it ended up being the same strand and then they kept eating it and it ended up that they kissed. Yeah, Shuuichi wanted that to happen with him and Yuki.
Suddenly, the baker shot out of the doorway and pointed an accusing finger at Shuuichi. "I told you never to come back, asshole! Yeah, I know it's you! That stupid pink mop of a wig won't fool me! If you lick that glass one more time—" but he was cut off, because Yuki stepped up to him with his evil death glare. The baker squeaked and immediately proceeded to cower, as everyone seems to do when Yuki looks at them like that, with the few exceptions of Tatsuha and Tohma.
Yuki, as much as Shuuichi wanted to deny it, wasn't glaring on behalf of his pink-haired boyfriend. The truth was, he could only think of two people who would possibly lick glass, and that was Shuuichi and Ryuuichi. Since he knew it wasn't Shuuichi, since he had been with him this entire time, he assumed it must be Ryuuichi, more so because the baker was yelling at Shuuichi, which meant that he mistook Shuuichi for Ryuuichi since they look so much alike.
"C-Can I help you, s-sir?" the baker asked through his cowering.
"The idiot who was licking the glass. Where did he go?" Yuki demanded.
"I-I thought he got in a car with, well, y-you, sir, and sped off," the baker said.
"With me?"
"Y-yeah, only…your hair was black."
Yuki scowled, which made the baker squeak and run back inside the shop to lock the door. Yuki turned around and grabbed the scruff of Shuuichi's neck, just in time to prevent him from licking the glass.
"Ahh! Yuki! I want a donut!" Shuuichi cried, trying to pry Yuki's fingers from his neck.
"Shut up, idiot!" Yuki snapped. "I think the idiot's with Tatsuha now. Which means not just his life is at stake now, but also his virginity."
"Ooooh…."
Ryuuichi 'eep-ed' as Tatsuha rubbed his head against the older man's chest.
"Ahh, Sakuma-san, you're soooo soft…"
Blink. Blink, blink.
"Ne, Tatsuha-san," Ryuuichi started, trying to gently push the boy away. "Ne…Tatsuha-san? Tatsuha…san…?"
"Ahh, Sakuma-san…."
"Ne, Tatsuha-san? Ta-tsu-ha…san…"
"Ahh, Sakuma-san…."
"TATSUHA-SAN, LET GO OF ME!!!!!!"
Tatsuha looked at Ryuuichi. Blink, blink, blink. "Eh? Oh, I'm sorry…" he said, getting off of Ryuuichi. He got that shiny look in his eyes again, and Ryuuichi resisted the urge to touch them again. "I guess we're here."
"Where?"
"Here."
"Where?"
"Here."
"Where?"
"Look, Sakuma-san," Tatsuha said irritably, pointing out into the sunlight as they stepped out of the car. Ryuuichi had to blink a few times before his eyes adjusted to the light, but then he saw it. It was a very large tree.
"Oooh, that is big!" Ryuuichi cried, clapping his hands in delight.
"I know, this is the most expensive hotel in the city," Tatsuha said, placing his hands on his hips and smirking. "All I had to do was sneak into my brother's wallet while he and Shuuichi—"
"That's a hotel?" Ryuuichi asked, running up to the tree. He walked all the way around it, and then he did it again. "But where's the door?"
"U-uh, no, Sakuma-san…" Tatsuha started, staring at the lovey-dovey nummy yummy bunny fluffy-duffy pink wonder boy as if he were an idiot. Not to say that he wasn't, that was just how Tatsuha was staring at him. "No, Sakuma-sa—" Tatsuha jumped up and grabbed Ryuuichi's foot just before it disappeared into the branches.
"NAAAHHH!!! LET GO!!!" Ryuuichi cried, kicking out his feet and flailing his arms—thus, he let go of the tree and came falling down upon Tatsuha. Tatsuha grunted but didn't get up. He didn't seem to be able to.
"Ugghhkk," Tatsuha choked out.
"Uhnn, Tatsuha-san? Tatsuha-san? TATSUHA-SANNNNNNNNN!!!! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!!!! I KILLED YOU AGAIN!!!!" Ryuuichi screamed, tears flying out of his eyes. He began to pound on Tatsuha's chest as he bawled loudly, attracting more than a few spectators.
"I'll forgive you, Sakuma-san, if you'll do something for me…" Tatsuha said, getting that shiny glint in his eyes again. Don't touch.
"Anything, anything, I'll do anything!" Ryuuichi cried, wiping his tears on Tatsuha's shirt.
Tatsuha's eyes glinted even shinier. Don't touch.
Tatsuha rose to his feet, easily lifting Ryuuichi up with him. He began to walk, but Ryuuichi didn't know where he was going. So he asked.
"Where are you going?"
"To the hotel," Tatsuha answered.
"But, but, the hotel's that way!" Ryuuichi said, pointing to the large tree. Tatsuha sighed.
"No, Sakuma-san, that's the hotel," he said, pointing to a large, well-decorated building that suddenly appeared before them.
"Hey, when did that get here?" Ryuuichi asked with a giggle as Tatsuha carried him off.
"Yukiii! YUUKIII! Yuki, Yuki, Yuki! You're going too fast! I can't keep up! You're too tall!" Shuuichi screamed as he dashed after his tall, blond, puppy-duppy love-dove, whom was putting up a rather good chase for such a heavy smoker.
"Idiot, hurry up! He's gonna catch us!" Yuki yelled behind him at the pink-haired love-ball trying horribly to keep up with him.
"Naa! Why are we trying to hide from Tohma anyway?" Shuuichi yelled, choking over his dry throat. He hadn't exercised this much since he was in high school. I mean, he didn't have to. He always stayed so small anyway, no matter how much he ate, so what's the point of doing something physically demanding?
"If he finds out I lost that idiot twice, I'm gonna die!" Yuki yelled back.
Shuuichi laughed. "Tohma wouldn't kill you, Yuki! I mean, have you even seen the way he looks at y—umph!" Shuuichi suddenly was met with Yuki's broad back.
"Idiot, watch where you're going," Yuki uttered, pulling Shuuichi into something that resembled a headlock. Shuuichi flailed his arms and yelled, but when Yuki let go and shoved him against the wall of the dark alleyway they were in right now, Shuuichi quieted.
"Ne, Yuki…" Shuuichi looked up into those incredibly narrow, utterly delicious, completely stupendous, extremely gorgeous yellow catlike eyes. "Are you going to kiss me?"
"Idiot," Yuki muttered, his hand instinctively reaching down to his pocket for another cigarette. Dammit. "We have to keep going. I know that was him that I saw in the street. I don't know anyone else who dresses like that… I think he's following me."
"Don't you want to, Yuki?" Shuuichi asked, looking up at him with those big puppy eyes.
"What?"
"Don't you want to kiss me, Yuki?"
"No," Yuki lied.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Absolutely sure?"
"Yes."
"Positively sure?"
"Yes."
"Totally, completely, utterly—"
"Shut up, idiot!" Yuki yelled, pushing Shuuichi against the wall again. Shuuichi looked up at him with tearful eyes.
"Why are you being so mean, Yuki?"
Teardrop. Drip, drip, drip. Drip.
Yuki sighed as he looked into those big purple orbs… Blink, blink. Blink. Sigh….
"Idiot," he muttered as he leaned in closer. And closer, until their lips were so close that they could feel each other's breath. Opening his mouth, he closed the distance and—
Censor.
Tatsuha looked at Ryuuichi, tapping his pencil on the desk. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap… What was the word he was looking for?
Ryuuichi made an airplane noise as Kumagorou soared through the air and hit Tatsuha right on his head. Blink, blink. How could he have missed the bright pink bunny flying straight at his head? Blink. He must be really out of it.
Ryuuichi snickered and jumped up to his feet, so that he was standing in the middle of the king-sized bed. He began to bounce a bit, before lifting his feet and pounding back down as hard as he could so that the springs would fling him up into the air even farther. He laughed in between each jump.
Sigh… He sure was cute… And handsome—
"Ransom, that's the word," Tatsuha said, and then turned to scribble it down on the piece of paper placed on the desk in front of him.
"Kumagorou!"
Scribble. Scribble. Scratch, scribble. Man, ransom notes were easier to write than Tatsuha had thought.
"Kumagorou!"
Scribble, scribble. Erase. Scribble.
"Kumagorou!!!"
Scribble, scribble, scribble, scrib—
"I WANT KUMAGOROU RIGHT NOW!!!" Ryuuichi screamed as loud as he possibly could, which, by the way, was really loud.
It was only then that Tatsuha realized that Ryuuichi was yelling at him, and not his stuffed pink bunny. He also realized, at this point, that the said bunny was still being cradled in his lap, after falling there from the impact with his skull.
"Sorry, Sakuma-san," Tatsuha said, carrying the pink bunny over to where Ryuuichi stood on the bed. He was about to hand over the bunny when he noticed something changed about Ryuuichi. Ryuuichi had removed his jacket, revealing a tank top that seemed almost too small for him and showed his slender waist, as well as his skintight jeans that hugged the lower curve of his hips so…sexily…
"Kumagorou!" Ryuuichi demanded, holding out his hands.
Tatsuha just stared at him dumbly, his mouth watering and ready to drool.
"GIVE ME KUMAGOROU!!!" Ryuuichi cried out, shaking his arms expectantly.
"Sa-Saku…ma…san…" Tatsuha stuttered. He worked hard to keep his eyes from rolling up into his head and himself from fainting. He was not expecting Ryuuichi to lunge at him, tackling him for dominion over the stuffed rabbit.
"Meanie!" Ryuuichi spat out once he had successfully rescued the damsel in distress from the evil Yuki clone.
Sakuma Ryuuichi…was…sitting…on…top…of…him…
On top… Just…sitting there…playing…with his bunny…
Tatsuha couldn't help it. His idol was tempting him, so he decided to act. With the speed of a raging lightning bolt striking the squirrel with the golden tooth in the middle of the baseball field, Tatsuha's hand snaked its way up Ryuuichi's waist, groping the soft skin beneath his shirt. Tatsuha felt Ryuuichi tense above him, and he looked up to meet those giant blue eyes.
Blink.
If only he hadn't blinked, maybe Tatsuha would have been able to exercise some self-control and remove his hand from Ryuuichi's side, but he did blink with those awfully adorable eyes. Within a few seconds, Tatsuha had Ryuuichi pinned to the bed, the latter staring at the former with pure and simple terror. Well, maybe not pure terror, because there was some confusion mixed in there as well, but it was mostly terror.
"Ku-Kumagorou-chan…" Ryuuichi whispered, breaking his gaze and vainly reaching out for the stuffed rabbit that had been dropped on the floor. "Tatsuha-san, I need—" but he couldn't finish, because Tatsuha forced another kiss upon him, silencing him immediately. The kiss lasted a long time, too, and it was different from the other one, though Ryuuichi couldn't quite decide how. But it was strange, having someone's tongue in your mouth. He had never really thought about doing something like this before, but it felt really…interesting.
Tatsuha finally broke the kiss, and almost became angry when Ryuuichi began to giggle hysterically. And he wouldn't stop giggling, too. It was kind of disconcerting, but every single time Ryuuichi took a spastic gasp, Tatsuha could feel the soft skin of Ryuuichi's lithe stomach against his, and he wasn't about to get off to stop it.
"Did you like that, Sakuma-san?" Tatsuha asked, smiling evilly towards the singer. He had that shiny glint in his eyes again. Shiny, very shiny. Ryu-chan wanted to reach out and touch them. But then he remembered Tohma's words again, that people didn't like to be touched. But then why was Tatsuha-san touching him? It didn't make sense, especially since Tohma was wrong and Ryuuichi liked to be touched. If Tohma was wrong, then Ryuuichi didn't have to listen to him. And Tatsuha's eyes were so shiny, and Ryuuichi wanted to touch them really badly, so his lifted up his finger and pushed it forward just as Tatsuha leaned in for another kiss.
"OWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Tatsuha cried, falling over backwards onto the floor and clutching his throbbing eye. "If you wanted me to stop, you could have just said so!"
Ryuuichi blinked. Hnn, maybe Tohma was right after all. "I'm sorry—"
"Whatever, I'm getting back to my ransom note for you," Tatsuha said, rising to his feet with much difficulty, seeing as though both his hands were pressed against his face.
"Oh? You're writing a note for Ryu-chan?" Ryuuichi asked, pointing to himself and blinking. "That's so nice, Tatsuha-san! When will it be done, so I can read it? Oh, but don't write it in kanji, okay?"
"No, uh, Sakuma-san…" Tatsuha started, but then decided against arguing. There is, after all, no use arguing with an idiot. With a sigh, he returned to his desk. Great, now he would have to write a note for Ryuuichi too.
Ryuuichi stared at the back of Tatsuha's head. He wondered briefly why Tatsuha didn't answer any of his questions. Blink, blink. But then, he saw it. There was a door, and it was wide open. Picking Kumagorou up and stuffing him under his arm, Ryuuichi proceeded to investigate this strange, phantom, ghost-infected open door.
