Jackass in the Past 2

Disclaimer: I only own the story, not the shows that the stories are based on.

Many thanks to all of my reviewers! Especially animeangel685 for reviewing TWO of my fics! Yay for me! For ALL the other people who read this, please review me and give me ideas for stunts!

And as for Slice, I'll let you kill Dorothy... (read my reviews)

AT THE G-BOYS HOUSE

Relena: The perfume works!

Dorothy: Yes. So can we start the experiment? * glances at the boys tied up in a corner *

Slice: NOT IF I CAN STOP YOU!!! * pulls out a hunter's rifle * DIE BITCH!! * shoots the life out of Dorothy *

Dorothy: * dies *

Slice: * runs out * Yeah. My work here is done. Bitch had to die. She's weird beyond description.

Relena: Oh well. The bitch was useless anyway * throws her in the garbage after chopping her up into a trillion pieces * Today's garbage day anyway.

Boys: * stir and moan *

Girl #1: They're waking up.

Girl#2: So we can start.

Heero: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE?!

Trowa: She's right there. You don't need to shout.

Duo: What's that box thingy?

Relena: A time machine.

Girl#2: And you are the test subjects.

Wufei: Just don't muss my hair.

Quatre: So where are you sending us? Relena: To wherever we want.

Heero: What if Duo has to shit * sarcastically * on the way to the past?

Girl#2: We care....why?

Relena: It doesn't matter. Let me explain why you're here. WE need YOU to test the time machine.

Heero: Why?

Relena: Because no one will miss you if you don't come back..

Wufei: Oh hell...

Relena: GET IN THE MACHINE!!

Duo: We're tied to a pole.

Girl#1: * pushes them and the pole into the time machine * Ready?

Relena: * closes the time machine door * Yes. * pushes some buttons * BYE BOYS!!1

Heero: This sucks eggs. * unties the rope * We're locked in a box going who knows where!!

IN THE PAST..

AN: Shakespeare will be referred to as " WS "

WS: * sees the box appear out of thin air * Art this some form of. dark sorcery? Cursèd upon my generation? (Remember in this time there were no bad words or slang or any bad language that we have nowadays)

Duo: Ô_Ô HUH???

Trowa: Excuse him. He's a bit on the stupid side.

WS: Pray tell. what thou art dost thou mean?

Heero: WE WENT TO THE PAST!

Wufei: How are we gonna live without technology?

WS: Technology? What dost thou mean?

Heero: ;__; WHY ME???

Trowa: +_+ Just pretend this shit isn't happening.

Duo: I'm confused !!!

Wufei: you always were. And always will be. And so on. And so forth.

Quatre: * bawls *

WS: Whilst you fellows art here, I have a favor to ask of thee.

Wufei: What?

WS: Well, I am writing a new play, called Jackass, and I needest thou as my cast members.

Heero: I guess it wouldn't hurt to try that crap.

Crazy Queen 101: Yeah. It's short I know. But I need ideas for stunts, so I can't write that in yet. I HAVE NO IDEAS! The old English is confusing is it not? * snickers * Enjoy chapter 3 when it comes out!!! =P. And I want to tell a BIIIIIG secret... but I can't..Damn, damn, DAMN!!

CQ101 ^.~