Hey minna-san! Kawaii-chan is back again with the latest chapter of THE NANNY. Aren't you happy? Well, I'm so happy seeing that I have gotten so many reviews for this story. Thank you so much!!! *tears* You love me, you really love me! K, I'll shut up as long you REVIEW!! Notice that that was in bold, italics and caps. My goal for this chapter is to reach 160. I know that I'm not even close to reaching that but hey, I can still dream! This chapter may be corny but I tried to make it humorous.
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Special Dedication: This chapter goes out to a very special online friend, Kyte-Aura-chan. Happy Birthday!!
Also, Happy belated 4th of July everyone!! God bless America!
THE NANNY
By: Kawaii-chan
Chapter 10: Coffee, Tea, or Me?
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"Hoe??" was all Sakura could manage to squeak out. Syaoran let go of her hand that was now free of the splinter. Both Eriol and Tomoyo stood frozen seeing what was going on.
"Eriol, I they had their clothes on while they did this!!" Tomoyo whispered into his ear. "They didn't do anything Tomoyo!!" Eriol exclaimed. Tomoyo looked over finding both Sakura and Syaoran sitting on Sakura's bed staring at them for an explanation.
"What were you two exactly doing in here??" Tomoyo asked nervously. "Umm, Li-san was pulling out my splinter. "A splinter?!" both of the partners in crime blurted in unison. "Uh, yeah…" Syaoran didn't make it any better. "Are you sure that's all you doing, Syaoran?" Eriol inquired. "Umm, what else what I be doing?" Syaoran replied. "Sakura-chan," Tomoyo accidentally blurted out. "Hoe?" Sakura squeaked again.
"Ugh, I feel so guilty now. It's all your fault Eriol!" Tomoyo accused. "My fault? It was yours!" Eriol shot back.
"Yours!"
"No yours!"
"No yours!"
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!!" both Sakura and Syaoran yelled stopping the bickering of the two. Eriol and Tomoyo paused. "You tell them," Tomoyo mumbled, "NO, you tell them," Eriol countered. 'Here they go again,' both Syaoran and Sakura thought in unison.
"You!"
"You!"
"You!"
"STOP IT!!" Syaoran and Sakura yelled. "Fine, I'll tell you. Tomoyo here thought that you two were umm… let's just say what birds and bees do best," Eriol explained as Tomoyo huffed. Syaoran and Sakura looked at each other, "Umm pollinating?" Sakura asked densely. Both Eriol and Tomoyo did the typical anime fall and sweat dropped.
"The other thing," Tomoyo gritted her teeth. "Umm, flying?" Syaoran answered. Veins popped out on both Tomoyo's and Eriol's heads. "NO YOU IDIOTS!!! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING LOVE!!!" Tomoyo blurted out.
Syaoran twitched and started scooting away from Sakura fearing the worst.
"H-h-hoe??" Sakura stuttered on her phrase. "WHAT THE HECK MADE YOU THINK THAT?!" Syaoran yelled at the top of his lungs making everyone wince. Ying-fa came dashing into the room panting.
"What's going on. Are you okay nii-chan?" Ying-fa questioned once she caught her breath. "Umm… nothing Ying-fa, you go play tea party. I'm sure ERIOL would love to join you as soon as we're done talking," Syaoran answered sending her away. Eriol groaned.
"Gee Syaoran? How did you know that I was DIEING to play with Ying-fa?" Eriol asked, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Because I know how much you enjoy dressing up as a girl," Syaoran simply retorted making Sakura and Tomoyo stare at him in wonder.
"I do not! Stop looking at me!" Eriol shrieked.
"Sure…" they all added in unison.
"Anyway, back to the subject. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" Sakura exclaimed. Now it was Tomoyo's turn to speak up. "Okay, Eriol and I will demonstrate a conversation. You will judge and tell us what you think we are talking about. Right Eriol?" Tomoyo winked. Eriol nodded his head.
They headed into the closet and closed the door. Sakura and Syaoran looked at each other in confusion and headed over to the door.
Tomoyo: It's pretty big and think, are you sure it'll fit in? I mean won't it hurt?
Eriol: I know, it looks like it's going to hurt. But don't worry, I'm going to be gentle with you. I'll push it in gently and take it out, okay? It'll hurt though but just a little.
Tomoyo: Okay, this is my first time, I've never had this before.
Eriol: I can't do this in a chair, let's do it on the bed.
Syaoran tapped Sakura on the shoulder getting her attention. The look on her face told any one that she was utterly disgusted. "Exactly what is the point of us listening to them talk dirty?" Sakura asked bewildered. Syaoran shrugged.
Eriol: Tomoyo, you know I need room to do this. You can't keep 'em closed. Spread 'em so I can get in there!
Syaoran took a hold of the door knob and pulled it with all his strength finding both Eriol and Tomoyo just standing there.
"What was the point of that?" Syaoran asked surprised from not finding Eriol and Tomoyo on top of each other. "I was pulling out her splinter," Eriol said dryly. Both Sakura and Syaoran blushed. "Oh come on! We didn't sound that umm… well you know what I mean," Sakura stared at her feet.
"Puh-lease!! We sounded even duller than you did and you still think it was *clears throat*" Tomoyo whined. "Okay, why don't we get some ice cream and forget about this?" Sakura asked dying to change the subject. "That's sounds good to me," Eriol replied. When he tried walking out the door, Syaoran put a hand on his shoulder and stopped him.
"Nuh-uh-uh, you aren't going anywhere my friend. Ying-fa is still waiting for you to play tea party with her," Syaoran grinned wickedly. "Oh yeah…" the grin spread to Tomoyo. Eriol's eyes widened in horror. "Umm… I… uh… am allergic to tea!" Eriol quickly made up and excuse.
"Oh don't worry, we only use pretend tea," Syaoran put on an innocent face.
All three of them dragged Eriol down stairs to where Ying-fa was playing. When Ying-fa saw him, she put on the biggest smile possible. "Yay! You made it!" Ying-fa squealed.
"Ying-fa, I'm really sorry to say this but I really can't play tea party with you today," Eriol tried to as honestly as he could. Ying-fa put on her puppy dog eyes and sniffed. "*Sniff* My favorite tea party buddy can't play with me? *sniff* I-it's okay *sniff* Eriol-kun, I-I'll just play *sniff* by myself," Ying-fa pretended to cry. Syaoran couldn't love his manipulative sister more for this.
Eriol saw the look in Ying-fa's eyes and softened up. "Okay, but only once," he agreed. Ying-fa beamed and took out some clothes and hats from her toy chest and handed them to Eriol. "You can change into these. Do you want to be Ms. Eriola like always?" Ying-fa chirped.
"Eriol… a?" Tomoyo quirked her brow. Tomoyo, Sakura and Syaoran stifled a laugh and put on a serious face again. Eriol glared daggers at her; if only looks could kill.
"Tomoyo-chan and Sakura-chan could be the princesses that come from another country!" Ying-fa squealed. Tomoyo and Sakura nodded in agreement.
"We'll what about Syaoran? What's he going to be?" Eriol asked hoping that Syaoran would be caught in a worse position. "Oof, Eriol-kun. Don't you know? Nii-chan's the butler!!" Ying-fa answered.
"My butt!" Eriol cursed. "Ms. Eriola, mind your language!" Tomoyo teased giggling. "Yes, Ms. Eriola. Listen to what Princess Tomoyo says. Young ladies don't say that! Don't say that again or else no more cookies for you!" Ying-fa warned, "Now, go and change."
Eriol stiffly got up and walked over to the bathroom. Everyone anticipated what he'd come out as. "Ying-fa, have I told you how much I love you lately?" Syaoran asked grinning. "Nii-chan, do you think I pay attention?" Ying-fa countered shutting him up. Tomoyo and Sakura stifled a giggle. They could all agree, being with Ying-fa was definitely interesting.
Eriol angrily opened the door and steeped out wearing a big red skirt and a lemon yellow hat. He also had a flowered shawl draped around him. What he did for Ying-fa.
Syaoran cleared his throat, "Ms. Eriola, please have a seat." Eriol just glared at him. "Mistress Ying-fa, what will you have?" Syaoran asked. "I'll have the tea with the chocolate chip cookies."
"And what will you have, Ms. Eriola? Coffee, tea or me?" Syaoran purred teasingly, erupting Tomoyo and Sakura into a fit of giggles. "I think I'll have the coffee. With some of the raspberry cookies," Eriol growled.
"And you Princess Tomoyo?" Syaoran pretended to write in his note pad. "I'll have the same as Ms. Eriola. Oh, can you make my coffee de-caf? Thanks."
"And you Princess Sakura?" Syaoran asked. "Oh, I think she has some splinters that she'd like to have taken out," Eriol interrupted in his girly voice. Syaoran and Sakura glared daggers at him earning grins from both Tomoyo and Ms. Eriola.
"No. I . Don't," Sakura gritted her teeth. "I'll have some tea with lemon," Sakura didn't remove her gaze from Eriol. Okay, I'll be on way," Syaoran walked away.
"What a lovely day isn't it?" Ying-fa asked primly. "Yes, I'm so glad that everyone showed up. It wouldn't be the same with out Ms. Eriola around," Tomoyo agreed. Everyone nodded in unison.
Syaoran came back with the plastic cups filled with nothing and some cookies. "Here you go Mistress Ying-fa," Syaoran said placing the tray down. "Would you like to join us for some tea too, Nii-cha - I mean, butler?" Ying-fa corrected herself. "Sure, why not?" Syaoran took a seat.
Everyone pretended to drink their tea and ate the cookies. "Hmm… would you like some more sugar Ms. Eriola?" Ying-fa asked. "Yes, I would. Two lumps please," Eriol handed her his cup.
When Ying-fa gave him back the tea, he took it and stuck his pinky finger out pretending to be prim. Tomoyo, Sakura and Syaoran started laughing when they saw him. "What are you all laughing at?" Eriol asked when he saw Ying-fa start to laugh too.
"Ms. Eriola, the bathroom is that way," Syaoran pointed upstairs. "But I never said I needed to go," Eriol replied oblivious to what was happening. "Sure…"
Eriol kept on pretending to drink ignoring the snickers. "When in doubt pinky out," Tomoyo mumbled loud enough to hear him. They erupted in laughter again.
"Exactly what is going on?" Eriol yelled. "Ms. Eriola, it's not nice to raise your voice. And it also isn't good manners to tell us about your bodily functions at the table," Syaoran laughed. "What do you mean? I didn't say anything!" Eriol exclaimed. "Your pinky, Ms. Eriola," Sakura giggled. "Yes? What about my pinky?"
Tomoyo leaned over and whispered, "It means you have to go urinate." Eriol blushed and immediately hid his pinky finger. "Coffee, tea, or pee, Ms. Eriola?" Syaoran snickered.
Thus, the tea party was concluded.
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Eriol and Tomoyo stepped out of the door. Eriol leaving his dignity behind.
Eriol sighed and ran his hand through his hair. "What's wrong, Eriol-kun?" Tomoyo asked seeing his distress.
"Nothing," he mumbled, "I just lost my dignity. Nothing too much."
"Well I liked what you did. It was really sweet," Tomoyo tried cheering him up. "Really?" he asked bewildered. Tomoyo nodded. She leaned over and gave him a peck on the cheek making him beam.
"Come on, what do you say we go over to my place and get some real tea?" Tomoyo asked.
"Coffee, tea or me…?" Eriol grinned.
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So how was that? I tried my best to make it funny. Sorry if you didn't like it. I know it was a little OOC (Out of Character) but hey, it's fan fiction! Please remember to review for your sweet li'l Kawaii-chan. PLEASE? Thanks! Oh, Happy Birthday Kyte-Aura-chan! Until next time, Happy Reading! Ja!
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