Here's a little spoof I did of the Prince song "The Future". Sly Cooper and related characters are property of Sucker Punch entertainment. The original song is property of Prince and (I believe) Warner Brothers records.

The Cooper

I've seen the Cooper and he's sneaky

I've seen the Cooper, he's no jerk

If you're evil, you will be

Smashed to pieces like Clockwerk

Systematically kicks every bad guy's ass

Hollywood wishes they had someone with this much class

Whole world loves his personality

He's a blast

I've seen the Cooper and he's sneaky

Metal owl he killed Sly's dad

Then he drank a Seven-Up

Cooper came and kicked his sorry butt

All that's left fits in a paper cup

He couldn't understand that Sly is tough

He got destroyed by a Cooper

Who'd had enough

Carmelita standing on the avenue

Flashin' her electric shock pistol- Too

cute to be true

She don't think playin' cops and

robbers is cool

Would she quit hounding Sly if

She only knew?

Systematically kicks every bad guy's ass

Hollywood wishes they had someone with this much class

Whole world loves his personality

He's a blast

I've seen the Cooper and he's sneaky