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WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! Sequel! Do a funkay munkay dance people! C'mon, don't be shy! This sequel is gonna rock! ^___________^ (\/) BTW, Jennai is pronounced 'Jen A.' Well, on to chapter one!
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Jennai: Oh c'mon, Tai-Tai! It'll be fun!
Moon: No way! We'll get in trouble!
Jennai: Puh-leeeeeease??
Moon: *Sighs* Oh, fine. Gimme some stupid tacks.
Jennai: ^_____________^ I knew you'd see it my way.
The two girls quickly laid down the tacks pinpoint up in the chair and retreated to their desks. Ms. Nag came in after wards.
Ms. Nag: Today we're going to 'learn' how much blood a person can lose before they slip into unconsciousness. This is worth a LOT of extra credit, any volunteers?
Keed: Oh, I need extra credit!
Ms. Nag: The most annoying kid in my class. How appropriate. *Sits down* OW! WHAT THE FU-?!
Jennai: *Near wetting herself* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Moon: *Snickering uncontrollably*
Ms. Nag: AND YOU FIND THAT FUNNY?!
Jennai: XD HAHAHAHA!!
Moon: Well, it WAS kind of funny when you almost screamed out a curse word Ms. Nag...
Ms. Nag: GRR-! DETENTION!
Jennai: *Whips out a hundred dollar bill* Oh, but we have a manicure appointment after school!
Moon: *Thinking* Jennai? Doing something feminine? What bull.
Ms. Nag: ...Two hundred.
Jennai: One fifty, take it or leave it.
Ms. Nag: Deal.
Some random kid: Hey! That's not fair!
Jennai: How about I give you thirty dollars to shut up?
Some random kid: Okay!
Moon: 9_9;; You've got to admire her "Charm."
Jennai: Man, life is good when you're the daughter of Seto and Kimi Kaiba! ^________^
*We skip over to Kimi and Seto's place.*
Kimi: You know Seto, we haven't seen Xana, Yugi, or any of the others in a while...
Seto: And?
Kimi: Well, I was thinking that we should have a little get together or something. You know, to see how they've been doing.
Seto: Weeeeeell...
Kimi: *With big puppy dog eyes* Pwetty pwease?
Seto: I don't know...
Kimi: I'll ground myself from candy for a whole week! ...Right after the party that is!
Seto: Deal! One week of hyperactive soberness! Wait a minute... *Pinches himself* Ow! Okay then, get some invitations and set a date and I'll get a caterer!
*A few days later*
Keily: Hmm? *Goes through her mail* Hey Ryou! We've been invited to a party at Seto's in a week!
Ryou: Really? That's great, I'll have to bring some fresh baked doughnuts and cookies!
Keily: Sounds good to me! Me, Kimi, and Bethany still see each other once in a while, but Xana, Sarah, Jiako and the rest I haven't seen for a few years. It'd be nice to see everyone again!
Ryou: Yes, I agree.
*Over in New York*
Sarah: Hey Bakura, I got an email from Seto.
Bakura: Yeah, so what does it say?
Sarah: We've been invited over to a get together at the Kaiba mansion.
Bakura: I suppose we can go. Just make sure I don't forget to bring something to defend myself just in case that psycho bitch shows up with her damn metal batons!
Sarah: 9_9;;; Should we bring Ryan and Ryouko?
Bakura: Hell yeah, you trust those two alone for the weekend?!
Sarah: *Starts imagining what would happen to the house if Ryan and Ryouko were left alone* ...Maybe you're right. ^_^;;;
*We switch over to Xana and Joey*
Xana: Joey! Were you even listening to the speech I just recited?!
Joey: *Wakes up* Huh...? Oh, yeah! Of course I was listening!
Xana: 9_9;;; Anyway, that reminds me. We've been invited to a party at Seto's. All of the old gang is coming. And don't ask me how your lack of attention reminded me of that...
Joey: Huh?
Xana: 9_9;;;
*Switch over to Jiako and Trunks*
Jiako: Just add a touch of nair and....... *BOOM!* ...*Cough* Maybe that WASN'T the correct formula for the perfect hair remover...
Trunks: I told you...
Jiako: Shut it.
Trunks: I love you too. By the way, we've been invited to a get together at the Kaiba mansion. You wanna go?
Jiako: Eh, why not? It's not like we've got anything better to do for the next month besides making even better cures for diseases that we didn't even know existed! Let's go!
Trunks: Great!
*Ah, what the hell! You all know where I'm going, lets just skip the rest of this crap! 9_9;;;*
Kimi: La, la, la! *Jennai walks in* Oh, Jennai and Ms. Taiga! C'mon in, I'm making some invitations for a party. You two can help me. ^_~
Jennai: A party?! How in the hell-? Wait a minute, does Dad know about this?
Kimi: What are you, my conscious? Yes, your father knows.
Moon: What's the party for?
Kimi: A get together for some of my old friends.
Jennai: Oh great, a snore fest. ...Are the Bakura's invited?
Kimi: Yep, they're bringing the Brainfreezy machine.
Jennai: SWEET-ness!
Kimi: Plus they're bringing they're kids along so you'll have something to do. You can come too if you want Moon.
Moon: That'll be great, I'll be there!
Jennai: ...Is Dorian gonna be there too?
Kimi: *Suspiciously* Yeah, why...?
Jennai: Oh, no reason! Just wondering!
Moon: *Thinking* Riiiiight...
Meanwhile...
Lady Fox: Finally, after years of hard work it's finally paid off. Vegasus, come here.
Vegasus: Yes, Mother?
Lady Fox: I know you know why you've been specially trained in the arts of computer technology and martial arts. Well, it's finally time to put them to use. Your father Pegasus was the one who you were cloned from. Just as I was your carrier. You have been trained to defeat the only ones who could get in our way and then take over the world.
Vega: Yes, I understand Mother.
Vegasus, Vega for short, was still an impressionable youth. He had short white hair and tawny eyes. He was nine years old and 4'9. His carrier, or mother, was Smart Lady Fox. When she had escaped she took a vile of Pegasus's blood with her. After many failed attempts she finally cloned a perfect embryo and had it implanted in her. She trained the boy very well in karate and computers. Now was the time she would put her plans into action. Sissy had taken her Dark Magician's Awakening spell, so she couldn't use that. But she had many other tricks up her sleeve. She also knew about this gathering that was being held at the Kaiba mansion. This was the perfect opportunity to set her plans to action.
Lady Fox: Listen Vegasus, they are very tough opponents. But with your black belt, technology at your disposal, and additional spells and such we should be able to defeat them. It's only a matter of time.
Vega: Mother, if you don't mind my asking, if we are so rich then why would we need to take over the entire world?
Lady Fox: *Slaps him* That is exactly the attitude I will not allow! You'll thank me for this later. Now go to your room.
Vega: Yes, Mother, I am sorry...
At the party...
Kimi: Bethany! Yugi! It's nice to see you guys again! Is this little Cyndie you told me about Beth?
Bethany: Yep, that's her. ^_^
Ryou: *Dragging in the brainfreezy machine* Geez, this thing weighs a ton!
Sissy: *Picks it up and puts it by the snacks* Whiner.
Ryou: O_O;;;
Joey: Hey Yug'! Long time no see my man!
Yugi: Joey! *Hugs him... What?! We all know he's the same old Yugi no matter how old he gets! ^_~* I've missed you!
Joey: I've missed ya too, man.
Jennai: Hi Dorian!
Dorian: Oh, hi Jennai. Nice party.
Jennai: Thanks!
Dorian: Have you met Cyndie?
Jennai: Oh yeah, we're partners for the bazooka making project in Homicidal 101. You know, with Mr. C as the teacher? (Only JTHM fans will get that one. ^_~)
Dorian: The murderer...?
Jennai: Yeah, that's the one! He's really cool! ^.^ (\/)
Dorian: O.o;;;
Lina: Hi everyone. My name's Lina, Jiako's daughter.
Cyndie: Cyndie, nice to meet-cha Lina!
Ryouko: Hey, the names Ryouko. And this punk is my bro Ryan.
Ryan: Shut up, Ryouko.
Moon: ^^;; My name is Moon Taiga. You can mall me Moon, Moonie or Taichi.
Jennai: *Picks up a bottle of root beer* This party is liable to get boring really fast considering our parents are picking out the music. What say we grab a brainfreezy, go out for a walk in the garden and just talk?
Ryouko: Well.....
*Sir-Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back comes on*
Ryouko: Ok, I'm in! Let's just get away from this horrible music! (I'm sure by then they'd think it was a dumb song, cool as it is to us. 9.9;;)
The kids: Yeah!
So the kids go out and something else creeps in...
Bethany was standing by the punch bowl getting herself a drink when a mechanical device zapped her trapping her inside like a pokemon in a pokeball. Soon afterward all the wives except Kimi, Sarah and Xana was trapped in the machine.
Kimi: Hey, where is everybody?
Sarah: Well, everyone missing went to get a drink from the punch bowl and haven't come back yet...
Xana: Weird...
Kimi: Hang on, I'll go check it out...
Sarah: I'll go with you, something doesn't seem right here.
Xana: I'll stay here, someone has to keep an eye on *Points to their husbands* them.
Joey: *Downing a bottle of Smirnoff*
All the other guys except Ryou: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Ryou: 9_9;;; I swear, sometimes I wonder if we really ARE the superior sex... (Oh, C'mon, he's STILL a guy! ^^;;)
Sarah: ^_^U Yeah, I guess your right. C'mon Kimi!
Kimi: Right behind ya!
Kimi and Sarah walk over to the punchbowl. Kimi grabs a cup and tastes it.
Kimi: It's not spiked, so they're not naked in a gun shop...
Sarah: Knowing them, or us, being drunk doesn''t necessary mean we're NOT naked at a gun shop. ^_~
Kimi: Oh yeeeeah.... Well, I'll get some cash and lets join them!
Sarah: I'm with ya 100%!
But before they can carry out their mission, the device traps them with all the rest of the wives.
Kimi: Ah, crap. Lemme guess, we've been turned into pokemon by the evil 100% cotton- noodle-leg wax- people, right?
Beth: Apparently so. I mean, who else could have done this?
9.9;;; Just remember folks, they're not stupid, just insane. Anyways, the guys finally noticed the women were gone.
Bakura: Hey Sarah! Get me another beer, will ya?!
.......
Bakura: Sarah?
Seto: Where are they?
Xana: They all went over to the punch bowl and just disappeared!
Tristen: Weird...
Yugi: Lets check it out.
Trunks: Yeah, according to most DBZ fanfiction, Saiyans are horny bastards and can't go a week without sex, what am I gonna do without Jiako?!
Xana: O.o;;; Um, lets just go check it out...
*Somewhere outside*
Lady Fox: They're on to us, go on with plan B!
About two to three dozen men rushed into the mansion and attacked. But before Xana could transform, a guard rushed up and smacked her henshin pen from her hand. He then proceeded to take her prisoner, which was harder said than done. Joey, who was busy with three guards of his own, didn't see his wife being carried away. Meanwhile....
Jennai: So she says, "Goat? I thought you said thermonuclear tracking device!"
The children laugh at the dumb attempt by the author to make fun of Lila from "Hey Arnold!" When all of a sudden, gunshots and yells are heard from the house.
Ryouko: What the hell?!
Dorian: Oh no! Our parents are in there, we have to help them!
Lina: You said it!
Moon: Let's go!
The children start to head towards the house, but Jennai stops.
Dorian: Jennai! Hurry, what are you waiting for?!
Jennai: Just wait a second, we aren't going to be able to help like this! Do any of you have a-?
Cyndie: *Holds up her henshin pen* This?
Jennai: Well, then what are we waiting for?! SWEET COSMIC POWER MAKE UP!!
A bright pink and yellow light danced around Jennai until forming into a sailor uniform. It had a pink skirt with a yellow lace in the back, a yellow bow with a pink gem in the middle, a pink quartz gem in the tiara, and pink boots with yellow laces.
Lina: Now it's my turn! SPIRIT CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!
A red light engulfed Lina's body and turned into a traditional Sailor Mars look-alike.
Cyndie: SUPER SAIYAN STAR POWER MAKE UP!
A yellow light materialized into a sailor suit. The high heels, skirt, bow, and scrunchie were all yellow and the gem in her tiara was a yellow topaz. (My birthstone! ^_~)
Ryouko: Alright then! DEMON CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!
A purple light shone around Ryouko and formed a sailor suit identical to Sailor Saturn's, except the purple was slightly lighter in color.
Dorian: Man, this is embarrassing... CARDCAPTOR TRANSFORMATION KAY!!!
When Dorian's transformation was complete, he stood in a outfit similar to Li's. Except the undershirt and yellow parts were black and the green was red. He also had no hat.
Kendra: I'm finally in the fic! CHIBI DEMON POWER MAKE UP!
Kendra's transformation was identical to Ryouko's, but her outfit was different. Her skirt, gem, brooch, and boot laces were black while her bow and boots were lavender.
Jay: It's about time I got into the fic! JAY COOL TRANSFORMATION! (*Gets attacked by Charlie Brown fans*)
Jay was transformed into a stud! His normal outfit was changed into a white tank top, black leather pants, black sneakers, and a hat pulled backwards that said, "DAMN! You look almost as good as me!"
Ryan: What about me?
Kimi the Kenlei: Don't worry, I got your back! Say Tuxedo Theif! And say it like you mean it!
Ryan: TUXEDO THEIF!
Ryan was changed into a Tuxedo clad hottie. Of course it was a rental because the author is cheap. Everything else was stolen.
Kimi the Kenlei: SHH! 9_9;; Anyways, as for Brian, he was... Uh.... Tuxedo Trash! With a tuxedo made of 100% recycled material!
Cheap...
Kimi the Kenlei: Shut up me! Anyways, Ryan has the power to take away an enemy's power and Brian has the power to.... Put banana peels and other slippery objects in the ways of the enemy!
Brian: That's stupid!
Kimi the Kenlei: Shut up and go save your parents already! Jeez....
Jennai: Right! Lets go!
After that interruption the children finally made their way to the mansion, their fathers were have a hard time and Xana had lost her own fight and was captured by Vegasus himself.
S. Chibi Demon: Hey!
S. Spirit: Leave them alone!
S. Sweet 'n' Low: I am Sailor Sweet 'n' Low! The champion of justice and the substitute for Sailor Sugar! (XD Get it?)
S. Demon: And in the name of insanity we shall right wrongs and triumph over sane people!
S. Saiyan: And that means you! ...I think!
T. Trash: Oh, c'mon, lets just get this over with!
Bad Guy #1: Lets get 'em!
The two-three dozen bad guys rushed towards our hero's and heroin's. But Jennai had a plan.
S. Sweet 'n' Low: BITTERSWEET VENGEANCE DISPERSE!
A light of black and pink that formed into heavy fog surrounded the area. Soon screams could be heard from the enemies.
Chibi Demon: What's happening to them?
Sweet 'n' Low: Their bodies are simply rotting.
CC Dorian: Eww! Gross!
Sweet 'n' Low: True, it will leave a mess, but it's quick and easy!
Lady Fox: Not so fast!
Ryouko: But we aren't going fast...?
Lady Fox: Silence!
Ryouko: *Under her breath* Rowr...
Lady Fox: It is I, Lady Fox! You may not know me, but I am an old enemy of your parents. And I would all like you to meet Vegasus, my and Pegasus's son.
Yugi: But how?!
S. Saiyan: Oh, c'mon Dad! We don't really have to give you "The Talk" do we?
Tristen: I think he's talking about Pegasus...
Brian: What do you mean?
Joey: *Snickers* Well, lets just say Pegasus had a "little" problem!
The Adults: *Snickering*
Ryou: Nice one!
S. Saiyan: ...?
Ryouko: You mean he had a small penis?
Ryou: =O.O= YAMI! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING HER?!
Bakura: Oh, c'mon! That was way too easy anyway!
Smart Fox: Quiet! All of you! Vegasus was cloned, and I grew him inside of me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my leave and you'll be meeting your doom.
Sweet 'n' Low: I like doom. Especially on toast!
Smart Fox: O.o?? Oooookaaaaay.... Vegasus, take that woman and lock her up. *Snaps her fingers and a dozen icky SM minion type creatures appear* As for the rest of you, destroy them!
Tea monster (From Tainted Tea): Here, have some tea! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chibi Demon: Oh, why thank you! I was just having a craving for tea too!
Everyone: *Sweat drops*
Tea monster: Uh, I don't think you get it kid...
Chibi Demon: What's to understand? You offered some tea and I accepted...?
S. Demon: God, I can't stand it!
Philece: THE NAME IS GODDESS!
S. Demon: O.o;; Whatever. DEMON NEKO ATTACK!
From Sailor Demon's hands sprung a black cat shaped energy ball. It attacked the confused Tea monster (Not Tea, although some people think that's who I'm talking about. ^^;;) and instantly destroyed it, the rest of the monsters attacked.
S. Saiyan: KAMEHAMEHA CANNON!!
A yellow beam shot at the nearby monsters, destroying two of them and a couple vases.
Seto: O.O!! That was my favorite million dollar vase!!
S. Saiyan: Whoops, my bad... ^^;;
Soon all the monsters were destroyed.
CC Dorian: That was almost too easy...
*All de-transform*
Ryan: No matter, we've got to save our mom's.
All: Yeah!
Ryou: Oh, no! Not without us to watch you, you don't!
Bakura: That's right! I wouldn't leave you kids un-chaperoned with the fate of the world if I was getting recockulously large amounts of money for it!
Ryouko: Considering that's MY dad were talking about, that's a big thing.
Seto: C'mon, we can use my private jet to locate and save our wives.
Everybody: Yeah!
Yugi: Don't worry girls, we're going to save you!
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Goddess, that was one PAINfully long chapter! I think I'm about to have an aneurysm here! Well, even so I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of The Insanity Continues! Even though it was a bit boring... v.v;; Still, I hoped you liked it. And one more thing: Am I the only person who's dreamt about getting it on with the super model guy from the Del Taco commercial...? Err, never mind... Anyways, R & R!^_~
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! Sequel! Do a funkay munkay dance people! C'mon, don't be shy! This sequel is gonna rock! ^___________^ (\/) BTW, Jennai is pronounced 'Jen A.' Well, on to chapter one!
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Jennai: Oh c'mon, Tai-Tai! It'll be fun!
Moon: No way! We'll get in trouble!
Jennai: Puh-leeeeeease??
Moon: *Sighs* Oh, fine. Gimme some stupid tacks.
Jennai: ^_____________^ I knew you'd see it my way.
The two girls quickly laid down the tacks pinpoint up in the chair and retreated to their desks. Ms. Nag came in after wards.
Ms. Nag: Today we're going to 'learn' how much blood a person can lose before they slip into unconsciousness. This is worth a LOT of extra credit, any volunteers?
Keed: Oh, I need extra credit!
Ms. Nag: The most annoying kid in my class. How appropriate. *Sits down* OW! WHAT THE FU-?!
Jennai: *Near wetting herself* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Moon: *Snickering uncontrollably*
Ms. Nag: AND YOU FIND THAT FUNNY?!
Jennai: XD HAHAHAHA!!
Moon: Well, it WAS kind of funny when you almost screamed out a curse word Ms. Nag...
Ms. Nag: GRR-! DETENTION!
Jennai: *Whips out a hundred dollar bill* Oh, but we have a manicure appointment after school!
Moon: *Thinking* Jennai? Doing something feminine? What bull.
Ms. Nag: ...Two hundred.
Jennai: One fifty, take it or leave it.
Ms. Nag: Deal.
Some random kid: Hey! That's not fair!
Jennai: How about I give you thirty dollars to shut up?
Some random kid: Okay!
Moon: 9_9;; You've got to admire her "Charm."
Jennai: Man, life is good when you're the daughter of Seto and Kimi Kaiba! ^________^
*We skip over to Kimi and Seto's place.*
Kimi: You know Seto, we haven't seen Xana, Yugi, or any of the others in a while...
Seto: And?
Kimi: Well, I was thinking that we should have a little get together or something. You know, to see how they've been doing.
Seto: Weeeeeell...
Kimi: *With big puppy dog eyes* Pwetty pwease?
Seto: I don't know...
Kimi: I'll ground myself from candy for a whole week! ...Right after the party that is!
Seto: Deal! One week of hyperactive soberness! Wait a minute... *Pinches himself* Ow! Okay then, get some invitations and set a date and I'll get a caterer!
*A few days later*
Keily: Hmm? *Goes through her mail* Hey Ryou! We've been invited to a party at Seto's in a week!
Ryou: Really? That's great, I'll have to bring some fresh baked doughnuts and cookies!
Keily: Sounds good to me! Me, Kimi, and Bethany still see each other once in a while, but Xana, Sarah, Jiako and the rest I haven't seen for a few years. It'd be nice to see everyone again!
Ryou: Yes, I agree.
*Over in New York*
Sarah: Hey Bakura, I got an email from Seto.
Bakura: Yeah, so what does it say?
Sarah: We've been invited over to a get together at the Kaiba mansion.
Bakura: I suppose we can go. Just make sure I don't forget to bring something to defend myself just in case that psycho bitch shows up with her damn metal batons!
Sarah: 9_9;;; Should we bring Ryan and Ryouko?
Bakura: Hell yeah, you trust those two alone for the weekend?!
Sarah: *Starts imagining what would happen to the house if Ryan and Ryouko were left alone* ...Maybe you're right. ^_^;;;
*We switch over to Xana and Joey*
Xana: Joey! Were you even listening to the speech I just recited?!
Joey: *Wakes up* Huh...? Oh, yeah! Of course I was listening!
Xana: 9_9;;; Anyway, that reminds me. We've been invited to a party at Seto's. All of the old gang is coming. And don't ask me how your lack of attention reminded me of that...
Joey: Huh?
Xana: 9_9;;;
*Switch over to Jiako and Trunks*
Jiako: Just add a touch of nair and....... *BOOM!* ...*Cough* Maybe that WASN'T the correct formula for the perfect hair remover...
Trunks: I told you...
Jiako: Shut it.
Trunks: I love you too. By the way, we've been invited to a get together at the Kaiba mansion. You wanna go?
Jiako: Eh, why not? It's not like we've got anything better to do for the next month besides making even better cures for diseases that we didn't even know existed! Let's go!
Trunks: Great!
*Ah, what the hell! You all know where I'm going, lets just skip the rest of this crap! 9_9;;;*
Kimi: La, la, la! *Jennai walks in* Oh, Jennai and Ms. Taiga! C'mon in, I'm making some invitations for a party. You two can help me. ^_~
Jennai: A party?! How in the hell-? Wait a minute, does Dad know about this?
Kimi: What are you, my conscious? Yes, your father knows.
Moon: What's the party for?
Kimi: A get together for some of my old friends.
Jennai: Oh great, a snore fest. ...Are the Bakura's invited?
Kimi: Yep, they're bringing the Brainfreezy machine.
Jennai: SWEET-ness!
Kimi: Plus they're bringing they're kids along so you'll have something to do. You can come too if you want Moon.
Moon: That'll be great, I'll be there!
Jennai: ...Is Dorian gonna be there too?
Kimi: *Suspiciously* Yeah, why...?
Jennai: Oh, no reason! Just wondering!
Moon: *Thinking* Riiiiight...
Meanwhile...
Lady Fox: Finally, after years of hard work it's finally paid off. Vegasus, come here.
Vegasus: Yes, Mother?
Lady Fox: I know you know why you've been specially trained in the arts of computer technology and martial arts. Well, it's finally time to put them to use. Your father Pegasus was the one who you were cloned from. Just as I was your carrier. You have been trained to defeat the only ones who could get in our way and then take over the world.
Vega: Yes, I understand Mother.
Vegasus, Vega for short, was still an impressionable youth. He had short white hair and tawny eyes. He was nine years old and 4'9. His carrier, or mother, was Smart Lady Fox. When she had escaped she took a vile of Pegasus's blood with her. After many failed attempts she finally cloned a perfect embryo and had it implanted in her. She trained the boy very well in karate and computers. Now was the time she would put her plans into action. Sissy had taken her Dark Magician's Awakening spell, so she couldn't use that. But she had many other tricks up her sleeve. She also knew about this gathering that was being held at the Kaiba mansion. This was the perfect opportunity to set her plans to action.
Lady Fox: Listen Vegasus, they are very tough opponents. But with your black belt, technology at your disposal, and additional spells and such we should be able to defeat them. It's only a matter of time.
Vega: Mother, if you don't mind my asking, if we are so rich then why would we need to take over the entire world?
Lady Fox: *Slaps him* That is exactly the attitude I will not allow! You'll thank me for this later. Now go to your room.
Vega: Yes, Mother, I am sorry...
At the party...
Kimi: Bethany! Yugi! It's nice to see you guys again! Is this little Cyndie you told me about Beth?
Bethany: Yep, that's her. ^_^
Ryou: *Dragging in the brainfreezy machine* Geez, this thing weighs a ton!
Sissy: *Picks it up and puts it by the snacks* Whiner.
Ryou: O_O;;;
Joey: Hey Yug'! Long time no see my man!
Yugi: Joey! *Hugs him... What?! We all know he's the same old Yugi no matter how old he gets! ^_~* I've missed you!
Joey: I've missed ya too, man.
Jennai: Hi Dorian!
Dorian: Oh, hi Jennai. Nice party.
Jennai: Thanks!
Dorian: Have you met Cyndie?
Jennai: Oh yeah, we're partners for the bazooka making project in Homicidal 101. You know, with Mr. C as the teacher? (Only JTHM fans will get that one. ^_~)
Dorian: The murderer...?
Jennai: Yeah, that's the one! He's really cool! ^.^ (\/)
Dorian: O.o;;;
Lina: Hi everyone. My name's Lina, Jiako's daughter.
Cyndie: Cyndie, nice to meet-cha Lina!
Ryouko: Hey, the names Ryouko. And this punk is my bro Ryan.
Ryan: Shut up, Ryouko.
Moon: ^^;; My name is Moon Taiga. You can mall me Moon, Moonie or Taichi.
Jennai: *Picks up a bottle of root beer* This party is liable to get boring really fast considering our parents are picking out the music. What say we grab a brainfreezy, go out for a walk in the garden and just talk?
Ryouko: Well.....
*Sir-Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back comes on*
Ryouko: Ok, I'm in! Let's just get away from this horrible music! (I'm sure by then they'd think it was a dumb song, cool as it is to us. 9.9;;)
The kids: Yeah!
So the kids go out and something else creeps in...
Bethany was standing by the punch bowl getting herself a drink when a mechanical device zapped her trapping her inside like a pokemon in a pokeball. Soon afterward all the wives except Kimi, Sarah and Xana was trapped in the machine.
Kimi: Hey, where is everybody?
Sarah: Well, everyone missing went to get a drink from the punch bowl and haven't come back yet...
Xana: Weird...
Kimi: Hang on, I'll go check it out...
Sarah: I'll go with you, something doesn't seem right here.
Xana: I'll stay here, someone has to keep an eye on *Points to their husbands* them.
Joey: *Downing a bottle of Smirnoff*
All the other guys except Ryou: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Ryou: 9_9;;; I swear, sometimes I wonder if we really ARE the superior sex... (Oh, C'mon, he's STILL a guy! ^^;;)
Sarah: ^_^U Yeah, I guess your right. C'mon Kimi!
Kimi: Right behind ya!
Kimi and Sarah walk over to the punchbowl. Kimi grabs a cup and tastes it.
Kimi: It's not spiked, so they're not naked in a gun shop...
Sarah: Knowing them, or us, being drunk doesn''t necessary mean we're NOT naked at a gun shop. ^_~
Kimi: Oh yeeeeah.... Well, I'll get some cash and lets join them!
Sarah: I'm with ya 100%!
But before they can carry out their mission, the device traps them with all the rest of the wives.
Kimi: Ah, crap. Lemme guess, we've been turned into pokemon by the evil 100% cotton- noodle-leg wax- people, right?
Beth: Apparently so. I mean, who else could have done this?
9.9;;; Just remember folks, they're not stupid, just insane. Anyways, the guys finally noticed the women were gone.
Bakura: Hey Sarah! Get me another beer, will ya?!
.......
Bakura: Sarah?
Seto: Where are they?
Xana: They all went over to the punch bowl and just disappeared!
Tristen: Weird...
Yugi: Lets check it out.
Trunks: Yeah, according to most DBZ fanfiction, Saiyans are horny bastards and can't go a week without sex, what am I gonna do without Jiako?!
Xana: O.o;;; Um, lets just go check it out...
*Somewhere outside*
Lady Fox: They're on to us, go on with plan B!
About two to three dozen men rushed into the mansion and attacked. But before Xana could transform, a guard rushed up and smacked her henshin pen from her hand. He then proceeded to take her prisoner, which was harder said than done. Joey, who was busy with three guards of his own, didn't see his wife being carried away. Meanwhile....
Jennai: So she says, "Goat? I thought you said thermonuclear tracking device!"
The children laugh at the dumb attempt by the author to make fun of Lila from "Hey Arnold!" When all of a sudden, gunshots and yells are heard from the house.
Ryouko: What the hell?!
Dorian: Oh no! Our parents are in there, we have to help them!
Lina: You said it!
Moon: Let's go!
The children start to head towards the house, but Jennai stops.
Dorian: Jennai! Hurry, what are you waiting for?!
Jennai: Just wait a second, we aren't going to be able to help like this! Do any of you have a-?
Cyndie: *Holds up her henshin pen* This?
Jennai: Well, then what are we waiting for?! SWEET COSMIC POWER MAKE UP!!
A bright pink and yellow light danced around Jennai until forming into a sailor uniform. It had a pink skirt with a yellow lace in the back, a yellow bow with a pink gem in the middle, a pink quartz gem in the tiara, and pink boots with yellow laces.
Lina: Now it's my turn! SPIRIT CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!
A red light engulfed Lina's body and turned into a traditional Sailor Mars look-alike.
Cyndie: SUPER SAIYAN STAR POWER MAKE UP!
A yellow light materialized into a sailor suit. The high heels, skirt, bow, and scrunchie were all yellow and the gem in her tiara was a yellow topaz. (My birthstone! ^_~)
Ryouko: Alright then! DEMON CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!
A purple light shone around Ryouko and formed a sailor suit identical to Sailor Saturn's, except the purple was slightly lighter in color.
Dorian: Man, this is embarrassing... CARDCAPTOR TRANSFORMATION KAY!!!
When Dorian's transformation was complete, he stood in a outfit similar to Li's. Except the undershirt and yellow parts were black and the green was red. He also had no hat.
Kendra: I'm finally in the fic! CHIBI DEMON POWER MAKE UP!
Kendra's transformation was identical to Ryouko's, but her outfit was different. Her skirt, gem, brooch, and boot laces were black while her bow and boots were lavender.
Jay: It's about time I got into the fic! JAY COOL TRANSFORMATION! (*Gets attacked by Charlie Brown fans*)
Jay was transformed into a stud! His normal outfit was changed into a white tank top, black leather pants, black sneakers, and a hat pulled backwards that said, "DAMN! You look almost as good as me!"
Ryan: What about me?
Kimi the Kenlei: Don't worry, I got your back! Say Tuxedo Theif! And say it like you mean it!
Ryan: TUXEDO THEIF!
Ryan was changed into a Tuxedo clad hottie. Of course it was a rental because the author is cheap. Everything else was stolen.
Kimi the Kenlei: SHH! 9_9;; Anyways, as for Brian, he was... Uh.... Tuxedo Trash! With a tuxedo made of 100% recycled material!
Cheap...
Kimi the Kenlei: Shut up me! Anyways, Ryan has the power to take away an enemy's power and Brian has the power to.... Put banana peels and other slippery objects in the ways of the enemy!
Brian: That's stupid!
Kimi the Kenlei: Shut up and go save your parents already! Jeez....
Jennai: Right! Lets go!
After that interruption the children finally made their way to the mansion, their fathers were have a hard time and Xana had lost her own fight and was captured by Vegasus himself.
S. Chibi Demon: Hey!
S. Spirit: Leave them alone!
S. Sweet 'n' Low: I am Sailor Sweet 'n' Low! The champion of justice and the substitute for Sailor Sugar! (XD Get it?)
S. Demon: And in the name of insanity we shall right wrongs and triumph over sane people!
S. Saiyan: And that means you! ...I think!
T. Trash: Oh, c'mon, lets just get this over with!
Bad Guy #1: Lets get 'em!
The two-three dozen bad guys rushed towards our hero's and heroin's. But Jennai had a plan.
S. Sweet 'n' Low: BITTERSWEET VENGEANCE DISPERSE!
A light of black and pink that formed into heavy fog surrounded the area. Soon screams could be heard from the enemies.
Chibi Demon: What's happening to them?
Sweet 'n' Low: Their bodies are simply rotting.
CC Dorian: Eww! Gross!
Sweet 'n' Low: True, it will leave a mess, but it's quick and easy!
Lady Fox: Not so fast!
Ryouko: But we aren't going fast...?
Lady Fox: Silence!
Ryouko: *Under her breath* Rowr...
Lady Fox: It is I, Lady Fox! You may not know me, but I am an old enemy of your parents. And I would all like you to meet Vegasus, my and Pegasus's son.
Yugi: But how?!
S. Saiyan: Oh, c'mon Dad! We don't really have to give you "The Talk" do we?
Tristen: I think he's talking about Pegasus...
Brian: What do you mean?
Joey: *Snickers* Well, lets just say Pegasus had a "little" problem!
The Adults: *Snickering*
Ryou: Nice one!
S. Saiyan: ...?
Ryouko: You mean he had a small penis?
Ryou: =O.O= YAMI! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING HER?!
Bakura: Oh, c'mon! That was way too easy anyway!
Smart Fox: Quiet! All of you! Vegasus was cloned, and I grew him inside of me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my leave and you'll be meeting your doom.
Sweet 'n' Low: I like doom. Especially on toast!
Smart Fox: O.o?? Oooookaaaaay.... Vegasus, take that woman and lock her up. *Snaps her fingers and a dozen icky SM minion type creatures appear* As for the rest of you, destroy them!
Tea monster (From Tainted Tea): Here, have some tea! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chibi Demon: Oh, why thank you! I was just having a craving for tea too!
Everyone: *Sweat drops*
Tea monster: Uh, I don't think you get it kid...
Chibi Demon: What's to understand? You offered some tea and I accepted...?
S. Demon: God, I can't stand it!
Philece: THE NAME IS GODDESS!
S. Demon: O.o;; Whatever. DEMON NEKO ATTACK!
From Sailor Demon's hands sprung a black cat shaped energy ball. It attacked the confused Tea monster (Not Tea, although some people think that's who I'm talking about. ^^;;) and instantly destroyed it, the rest of the monsters attacked.
S. Saiyan: KAMEHAMEHA CANNON!!
A yellow beam shot at the nearby monsters, destroying two of them and a couple vases.
Seto: O.O!! That was my favorite million dollar vase!!
S. Saiyan: Whoops, my bad... ^^;;
Soon all the monsters were destroyed.
CC Dorian: That was almost too easy...
*All de-transform*
Ryan: No matter, we've got to save our mom's.
All: Yeah!
Ryou: Oh, no! Not without us to watch you, you don't!
Bakura: That's right! I wouldn't leave you kids un-chaperoned with the fate of the world if I was getting recockulously large amounts of money for it!
Ryouko: Considering that's MY dad were talking about, that's a big thing.
Seto: C'mon, we can use my private jet to locate and save our wives.
Everybody: Yeah!
Yugi: Don't worry girls, we're going to save you!
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Goddess, that was one PAINfully long chapter! I think I'm about to have an aneurysm here! Well, even so I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of The Insanity Continues! Even though it was a bit boring... v.v;; Still, I hoped you liked it. And one more thing: Am I the only person who's dreamt about getting it on with the super model guy from the Del Taco commercial...? Err, never mind... Anyways, R & R!^_~
