I am SO sorry. I haven't updated in months, whilst you all have been
patiently waiting for me to do so. I won't waste anymore of your time with
petty excuses about why I haven't updated. You all deserve the complete
truth, and that's what I plan to give you. This is the TRUE reason for my
not updating for so long:
The day after chapter one for The Insanity Continues was put up I started working on chapter two, when all of a sudden a jellyfish made completely out of peanut butter came out of my pot of coffee and ate my monitor! I chased it all the way to the airport where we boarded for Hollywood. Upon getting there I rented out an E.T. and flew after the P.B. jellyfish, who was getting away. We were all the way to Great Britain when I finally caught up to him. We played a game in the shadow realm for my PC monitor and I won! Taking back my monitor I started back for America but I was stopped by the Queen Mum who dubbed me "Sir Kym of Loonie, peanut butter jellyfish strangler extraordinaire." When I finally got to Pennsylvania I was molested by pig monkey hybrids in the woods, after I turned them in I was totally out of money, so I joined the circus as a bearded lady and had to stay there for about a month. I was paid 250 dollars a week and was fed all the popcorn and cabbage I could eat. I finally made if to Eureka, California where I wrestled a bear for his teeth and stole his unicycle and rode it all the way home to which I started writing this right away. And THAT is the TRUTH!
......................................................I am such a bad liar. On all seriousness here, though, here's chapter two. Enjoy!
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Just as Seto called for everyone to get in the plane, Brian slipped a piece of paper into his pocket. It was the Dark Magicians Awakening Spell that he'd found in the attic at least three years ago. It just seemed... Right when he had it with him, almost like he was destined to have it. Whenever he was down, he just read it and for some odd reason he'd feel a little bit better.
Brian: *Thinking* Mom just got kidnapped, a good as time as any... *Reads* When loved ones unite to save loved ones, when young realize true love, and when those who were close become ever closer, then and only then can the Dark Magician be summoned.
Jennai: Hey cuz! What'cha got there?
Brian: Nothing... Just something I found a while back, it's weird, but I think it's explaining what happening here.
Jennai: Huh? How so?
Brian: Well, it says that when families unite, young ones fall in love and people who are close become closer, it kinda explains what's going on here. We're all uniting to save our moms, were already close but helping each other out will make us closer and you've got a major crush on Dorian-!
Jennai: *Blushing like mad* I DO NOT!!
Brian: Oh, c'mon, it's SO obvious that you've got the hots for him, and don't even try to deny it either, I can tell when you're lying!
Jennai: Grr-! Tell him and your dead, sane-boy!
Brian: Prejudice, are we...?
Jennai: I mean, one word from you to him and you'll be getting a taste of my bittersweet vengeance! GOT IT?!
Brian: Don't worry, Jennai! I won't tell!
Jennai: What's the catch?
Brian: None... Yet. Dun worry, I'll thing of something.
Jennai: *Mutters* Geez, ya try to be nice to someone and they blackmail you...
Seto: Full tank?
Mokuba: Check!
Seto: Weapons?
Mokuba: Check!
Seto: Caffeine-free sodas and tofu?
Mokuba: Check... *Grumbles about his munchies*
Seto: Okay then, were all set to go! Everyone, LOAD UP!
Everyone hurries into the plane, including Jennai who just stuffed a very P.O.ed Neko into her long forgotten purse.
Neko: *From inside the purse* Rowr-! HISS-!
Dorian: Jennai...... What in the name of all that is holy is in your purse?!
Jennai: Nothing holy, believe me. Cobwebs and a demon, is all.
Dorian: ...Why am I NOT surprised...?
Tristan: Privates! Move your sorry asses in this jet right now or we are leaving you behind! (A.N.: I had him say this for a few reasons. 1. In the epilogue, he joined the army. 2. Have you ever heard this guys Japanese voice?!)
Jennai and Dorian: *Gulp* YES SIR! *Huddle into the jet*
Seto: Alright Mokuba, start this baby up.
Mokuba: Roger!
Joey: ...But I thought his name was Seto...?
Everyone: *Facevaults*
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
*Three hours later*
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: N-!
Bakura: FOR THE LOVE OF RA! NO, WE ARE NOT THERE YET AND WE WILL NOT BE THERE FOR ANOTHER TWO OR MORE HOURS!!!
Kendra: .....................................................Are we there yet?
Mokuba: *Sighs* No.
Seto: Me thinks you're used to this?
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No. And Yes.
*Two hours later*
Kendra: Are we there ye-!
Everyone: YES!
Kendra: Well it's about time! *Jumps out of the landed plane*
Ryou: Hmm... There doesn't seem to be any doors, perhaps there's one in the back-!
But before Ryou could finish, Ryouko blew a hole in the wall across from them.
Ryouko: Please, Uncle Ryou, even if it did have a back door, it wouldn't be open. And neither I, my dad nor Ryan brought our tools along with us. Banks, museums and jewelry store don't just let you in and I doubt this place will either.
Ryou: YAMI! WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM?!
Bakura: Oh, shut up about that already?!
Seto: Are you two losers gonna just stand there or come on?!
Bakura: What'd you call us?!
Yugi: Oh, let's just forget this, c'mon we've got some ladies who are waiting for us to save them!
Bakura: Shut it, goodie two shoes! You're almost as bad as that damn pharaoh!
Yugi: *Turns into Yami* ('Bout time, ne?) WHAT WAS THAT TOMB ROBBER?!
Mokuba: For crissakes, all of you just shut the hell up and let's go already!
Joey: Ah, be quiet, shrimp!
Seto: Watch your mouth, you dog!
Joey: That's it! C'mon, Kaiba, it's go time!
Yami and Bakura: *Already trying to kill each other*
Jennai: United, huh...?
Brian: Let's just go, they'll realize we're gone sooner or later...
Kendra: Right... *Watching her dad and uncle beating the crap outta Joey whilst Ryou begins to help his Yami*
Cyndie: How long do you think it will be before they quit fighting... Or finally kill each other?
Ryan: Knowing my Dad... Five minutes, tops.
Taiga: My... I never knew your dad knew judo, Jennai!
Lina: And I never knew Mr. Wheeler had such a good right hook!
Jennai: *Ahem* LETS GOOOOOOOO!
All the kids: Er... Right.
Dorian: Hopefully they won't kill each other by the time our moms are saved...
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Well, there's chapter two for you. Very sorry it took so long to get it up. Well, R & R!
The day after chapter one for The Insanity Continues was put up I started working on chapter two, when all of a sudden a jellyfish made completely out of peanut butter came out of my pot of coffee and ate my monitor! I chased it all the way to the airport where we boarded for Hollywood. Upon getting there I rented out an E.T. and flew after the P.B. jellyfish, who was getting away. We were all the way to Great Britain when I finally caught up to him. We played a game in the shadow realm for my PC monitor and I won! Taking back my monitor I started back for America but I was stopped by the Queen Mum who dubbed me "Sir Kym of Loonie, peanut butter jellyfish strangler extraordinaire." When I finally got to Pennsylvania I was molested by pig monkey hybrids in the woods, after I turned them in I was totally out of money, so I joined the circus as a bearded lady and had to stay there for about a month. I was paid 250 dollars a week and was fed all the popcorn and cabbage I could eat. I finally made if to Eureka, California where I wrestled a bear for his teeth and stole his unicycle and rode it all the way home to which I started writing this right away. And THAT is the TRUTH!
......................................................I am such a bad liar. On all seriousness here, though, here's chapter two. Enjoy!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Just as Seto called for everyone to get in the plane, Brian slipped a piece of paper into his pocket. It was the Dark Magicians Awakening Spell that he'd found in the attic at least three years ago. It just seemed... Right when he had it with him, almost like he was destined to have it. Whenever he was down, he just read it and for some odd reason he'd feel a little bit better.
Brian: *Thinking* Mom just got kidnapped, a good as time as any... *Reads* When loved ones unite to save loved ones, when young realize true love, and when those who were close become ever closer, then and only then can the Dark Magician be summoned.
Jennai: Hey cuz! What'cha got there?
Brian: Nothing... Just something I found a while back, it's weird, but I think it's explaining what happening here.
Jennai: Huh? How so?
Brian: Well, it says that when families unite, young ones fall in love and people who are close become closer, it kinda explains what's going on here. We're all uniting to save our moms, were already close but helping each other out will make us closer and you've got a major crush on Dorian-!
Jennai: *Blushing like mad* I DO NOT!!
Brian: Oh, c'mon, it's SO obvious that you've got the hots for him, and don't even try to deny it either, I can tell when you're lying!
Jennai: Grr-! Tell him and your dead, sane-boy!
Brian: Prejudice, are we...?
Jennai: I mean, one word from you to him and you'll be getting a taste of my bittersweet vengeance! GOT IT?!
Brian: Don't worry, Jennai! I won't tell!
Jennai: What's the catch?
Brian: None... Yet. Dun worry, I'll thing of something.
Jennai: *Mutters* Geez, ya try to be nice to someone and they blackmail you...
Seto: Full tank?
Mokuba: Check!
Seto: Weapons?
Mokuba: Check!
Seto: Caffeine-free sodas and tofu?
Mokuba: Check... *Grumbles about his munchies*
Seto: Okay then, were all set to go! Everyone, LOAD UP!
Everyone hurries into the plane, including Jennai who just stuffed a very P.O.ed Neko into her long forgotten purse.
Neko: *From inside the purse* Rowr-! HISS-!
Dorian: Jennai...... What in the name of all that is holy is in your purse?!
Jennai: Nothing holy, believe me. Cobwebs and a demon, is all.
Dorian: ...Why am I NOT surprised...?
Tristan: Privates! Move your sorry asses in this jet right now or we are leaving you behind! (A.N.: I had him say this for a few reasons. 1. In the epilogue, he joined the army. 2. Have you ever heard this guys Japanese voice?!)
Jennai and Dorian: *Gulp* YES SIR! *Huddle into the jet*
Seto: Alright Mokuba, start this baby up.
Mokuba: Roger!
Joey: ...But I thought his name was Seto...?
Everyone: *Facevaults*
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
*Three hours later*
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No.
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: N-!
Bakura: FOR THE LOVE OF RA! NO, WE ARE NOT THERE YET AND WE WILL NOT BE THERE FOR ANOTHER TWO OR MORE HOURS!!!
Kendra: .....................................................Are we there yet?
Mokuba: *Sighs* No.
Seto: Me thinks you're used to this?
Kendra: Are we there yet?
Mokuba: No. And Yes.
*Two hours later*
Kendra: Are we there ye-!
Everyone: YES!
Kendra: Well it's about time! *Jumps out of the landed plane*
Ryou: Hmm... There doesn't seem to be any doors, perhaps there's one in the back-!
But before Ryou could finish, Ryouko blew a hole in the wall across from them.
Ryouko: Please, Uncle Ryou, even if it did have a back door, it wouldn't be open. And neither I, my dad nor Ryan brought our tools along with us. Banks, museums and jewelry store don't just let you in and I doubt this place will either.
Ryou: YAMI! WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM?!
Bakura: Oh, shut up about that already?!
Seto: Are you two losers gonna just stand there or come on?!
Bakura: What'd you call us?!
Yugi: Oh, let's just forget this, c'mon we've got some ladies who are waiting for us to save them!
Bakura: Shut it, goodie two shoes! You're almost as bad as that damn pharaoh!
Yugi: *Turns into Yami* ('Bout time, ne?) WHAT WAS THAT TOMB ROBBER?!
Mokuba: For crissakes, all of you just shut the hell up and let's go already!
Joey: Ah, be quiet, shrimp!
Seto: Watch your mouth, you dog!
Joey: That's it! C'mon, Kaiba, it's go time!
Yami and Bakura: *Already trying to kill each other*
Jennai: United, huh...?
Brian: Let's just go, they'll realize we're gone sooner or later...
Kendra: Right... *Watching her dad and uncle beating the crap outta Joey whilst Ryou begins to help his Yami*
Cyndie: How long do you think it will be before they quit fighting... Or finally kill each other?
Ryan: Knowing my Dad... Five minutes, tops.
Taiga: My... I never knew your dad knew judo, Jennai!
Lina: And I never knew Mr. Wheeler had such a good right hook!
Jennai: *Ahem* LETS GOOOOOOOO!
All the kids: Er... Right.
Dorian: Hopefully they won't kill each other by the time our moms are saved...
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Well, there's chapter two for you. Very sorry it took so long to get it up. Well, R & R!
