Disclaimer: Dis - Not; Not to. Claim - To have posession over. Put two and two together, will ya? 'Cause I can't...

Okay! First of all, I'd like to give an enormous thank you to Sweetinsanity, which I had forgotten to do last chapter because I was in such a hurry to write that thing up. Gomen, Sweet! And Arigatou!

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Vega: ...You know, I really should put you in the dungeon with the rest of your friends...

Xana: Well, I appreciate that you didn't.

Vega: Yes, well, appreciation won't save my ass from a good beating if Lady Fox realizes you're here instead of in the dungeon.

Xana: Regardless, I appreciate you not locking me up.....So.... What do you do for fun?

Vega: I eat and I sleep.

Xana: No, I mean for fun! You know? Games and such?

Vega: There is no time for fun.

Xana: You're telling me that you don't-!

Vega: No. I train from six A.M. to two P.M., then I take a ten minute restroom break. Afterwards, I train until eight P.M., eat my afternoon meal and go to bed at eight-thirty P.M.

Xana: ....That's not right, no kid should be THAT organized about his day. Haven't you ever had fun?

Vega: I did, when I was a real little kid. But I'm no longer allowed any recreational activities outside of my birthday.

Xana: I'm sorry to hear that. ...You know, I don't believe Fox even deserves a great son like you. If you were MY son, I'd spoil you rotten! I mean, you're a twelve year old boy, not a programmed robot, for crying out loud!

Vega: I wish I had a mom like you. Why don't you have any kids?

Xana: ...Well, when I was a little girl, around ten or so, I had to go with my mother to the hospital because she was having a baby. I refused to wait outside, so I went into the room to hold my mother's hand and comfort her. .....It looked so painful... After five long hours our doctor, Dr. Pepper, said she would have to have a Cesarean section, so I had to leave. Another five hours later Dr. Pepper came out. I was so exited, I wanted to know right away whether or not I had a baby brother or a baby sister. But.......

Vega: What happened...?

Xana: It turns out that I had neither. The baby had died. And after that... *A tear falls* I was just too afraid! Of the pain, of the possibility of losing my own child! I don't know what I would do if I were to lose something so precious!

Vega: ...I'm sorry, Xana... *Hugs her*



*Wipes a tear* O...ONTO THE HEROES! WAAAAAAH!!

Cyndie: It's about time...

Ryouko: Tell me about it, I thought they'd never stop fighting!

Seto: *With a black eye* Yeah, you gotta few lucky shots, but Mokuba and I still won, dog!

Joey: *With a bloody nose* Whatevah, Kaiba!

Bakura and Yami: *Just death glaring at each other*

Taiga: No disrespect intended, but don't you think you outta focus on fighting Lady Fox and her army and NOT each other...?

All the Dads: *Sweatdrops*

Seto: Of course with this new tracking device Kimi and I designed before the kidnapping, it should be easy to find her. And if we find Kimi, we find the rest of the women.

Yugi: Wait a minute.. Kimi and you? I didn't know Kimi knew much about technology and stuff...?

Seto: Oh, Kimi's a genius, she's just too sugar high most of the time to realize it.

Jennai: That's where I get it! ^.^

Seto: ...True, but where you got the ADD, I dunno...

Jennai: ;_; Hey now...

Joey: Wait up, what would you need a tracking device for if you made before the kidnapping...?

Seto: You don't know how many times I've had to use it to find her when she goes on a mad sugar high sprint of doom. You dun wanna see what happens-!

All the other Dads: We KNOW what happens!

Seto: Oh, right, I forgot... ^^;;

Jennai: Dad hooked me up with one too, he figured that he might as well while he was at it.

Seto: Yeah, well you aren't nearly as much trouble as your mother; I haven't even had to use yours.

Jennai: ^_^;;

Seto: But it probably won't stay that way... v.v;;

Jennai: No it will not! ^.^

Seto: *Sighs* You guys wouldn't believe what happened when me and Kimi were away for our second honeymoon and left Jennai at home...

Bakura: I'd believe it, because you'd never believe what Ryouko and Ryan did the first time we took them to Disneyworld...

Joey: Or what happened at the Third Annual Anime Convention with the penguins and Scooby snacks... O.O;;

Seto: Care to swap stories...?

Bakura: Brains before beauty.

Seto: Riiight.. Anyways, Kimi and I had just gotten to the hotel when we get this call from the police...

Over to Lady Fox in the dungeon...

Lady Fox: *Has the women strapped in a bunch of technical-looking chairs* Heh, heh, heh... This is a true Kodak moment, the infamous Kimi, Sissy, Jiako, Keily, Sarah, Bethany, Rachel, Tea and.... Where's the other one...?

Jiako: I DUNNO WHAT YOUR TALKIN' 'BOUT! I'LL NEVER CONFESS!!!

Sissy: O.o;; If you mean Xana, we don't know where she is. SO PISS OFF BITCH, WE AIN'T TELLIN' YOU NUTHIN'!!!

Lady Fox: Very well, if you insist on being this way... *Flips a switch, which begins to shock everyone*

All the women: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Lady Fox: *Turns it off* Oh, and don't for one moment think your little boy toys heard that and are coming to rescue you, either. This room is totally sound-proof, no one can hear you scream. ...Except me. WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Keily: ARG-! YOU BITCH!

Bethany: I should have gotten rid of you when I had the chance on Pegasus's island!

Sarah: And rest assured, our husbands WILL come and save us, or my name isn't Naga the White Serpent!!

Sissy: ...It's not.

Sarah: Oh yeeeeeeah...

Lady Fox: ...? *Flips the switch*

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

And back to our heroes... again.

Bakura: And so the next thing I know, Me an' Ryan are in a wrestling match with Mickey Mouse and Pinocchio and Sarah an' Ryouko are bitch-slapping Snow White and Cinderella!

At that the stream of laughter starts all over again, even Yami was laughing. ^_~

Cyndie: Well, this is... Different...

Lina: But in a good way!

Kendra: A different, odd, and slightly scary way but still... Nice in a weird way.

Jennai: I hear ya.

Seto: Oh, wait a minute! *Holds up the tracking... thing* This stupid thing is finally picking up something! ...Everyone, head west!

Everyone: Right!

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Well, there ya go! Looks like everyone is finally getting along! ...WHAT HAVE I DONE?! ..Oh well, R & R! ^_________________^ (\/)