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Well, finally decided to get off my lazy fanny and write this!

Jennai the Jyoumi: Yeah, took you long enough.

...I'd like to introduce you to my verbally and physically abusive muse, given to me by my cousin, Alexis, Jennai the Jyoumi. Lucky me...

Jennai the Jyoumi: Shush!

Yami Kimi the Ganstah Spectah of Defeat: I've been replaced... *Sniffles*

Aww! No, you haven't, Yami! Jennai the Jyoumi may be a gift from someone very special to me, but you were MY creation. So you'll always have a special place in my empty black void of a blood pumping organ!

Yami Kimi: Really? Fo' sho?

Fo' sho, Yami, fo' sho. Besides, I think Jennai the Jyoumi is homophobic...

Jennai the Jyoumi: What does THAT have to do with anything?!

MOVING RIGHT ALONG! I'm happy to say that the real reason I stopped procrastinating and started writing in because of a person who literally referred to himself as 'shit.' O_o? Here is his message:

"GAY! I bet you got dropped on your head as a child. I bet your face is all deformed and crap. I bet you look like a turtle! TURTLE! TURTLE! TURTLE!"

...Okay, so... Can I really even respond to something as stupid as that...? I think my IQ just dropped two points from trying to make sense of that...

Yami Kimi: So, dat would make you, what? One hundred and forty seven depending on your lastest IQ test?

Yeah, I'd say that's about right. It would have been more, if I was any good at math. *Sighs* Well, this retard also bothered to review another one of my fics. ...Which kinda doesn't make a lot of sense to me, because... Well, when I don't like a story, I usually don't tell the person I don't like it and don't bother reading their other fics if I thought it was THAT bad. I guess this guy was just having a blonde moment... Here it is:

"That sucked so much dick I couldn't even read it! I almost threw up. Talk about shitting on your face! How about shitting on your story too!"

Um... Did I miss something here, or is this guy obsessed with crap? O.o;;x100. The only thing I comprehended out of that mess was 'That sucked so much dick I couldn't even read it!' And if you didn't read it, what right do you have to judge it?

Yami Kimi: Dun bother tryin' ta make sense of it, if you're a moose, you can't tell how a chicken feels, and if you're an intelligent being, you can tell how a homophobic, dumbshit asshole feels.

...I guess that makes sense. More sense then him anyway. Well, thank you for your opinion 'shit'! God bless you, and please, send more of your hilarious mini-rants! We'll be sure to update ASAP if you do! ^_~ That said, onto chapter five! =D

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Kimi: There is no way in hell-! I mean, how in the-?!

Seto: Kimi, what in the world is going on?

Kimi, terrified to say the least, looks over at Seto. And her eyes widened in horror/fascination.

Kimi: S-seto?!

Seto, in a more realistic form, was hardly even recognizable. His chestnut hair had an un... anime...ish texture to it. His eyes weren't the pure blue they were back in his world, but had dulled to a blueish-green tint, just like Kimi's. And the clothes he had had on when he left, which consisted of his normal work clothes, AKA the blue trenchcoat, blue button up shirt and jeans, were now replaced with a black muscle shirt and black jeans.

Kimi: *Drools* ...Snap out of it, Kimi! *Slaps herself*

She looked around, the other husbands had been transformed too, Joey and Yugi with much shorted hair and both decked out in blue, Tristan a mix of black and white, both Bakura's hair had turned from a pure white, to a bleach, surfer blonde and both were wearing red. She looked around to find Jennai or any of the other children, but she could not. But before she could let out a "Where the hell is my daughter?!" A not-so-familiar face appeared.

Keily: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Shadi?!

Shadi: Greetings. I sense there has been a lapse in the space time continuum. Since you- *Points to Kimi* caused it, you will be helping me to fix it. Now let's go.

Kimi: Um, sorry 'bout that, but hello 'Mr. Let's skip the appetizers and get to the main course' but what are you talking about? Care to fill us in before you drag us off into yet another merry-go-round of an adventure?

Shadi: *Narrows his eyes* Very well. I shall 'fill you in.'*Raises his voice* Yugi, Kaiba, everyone! Listen up! This is the realm these women originated from. In this dimension you are nothing more that mere cartoon characters. And to these women, you are nothing more that mere obsessions. They do not love you, they simply idolize you.

Seto: What in the name of duel monsters are you babbling about?

Yugi: How dare you say such things! Of course Bethany loves me! ...Right, Beth-chan?

All the women: *Are frozen in their tracks and look very pale* .............

Yugi: Beth-chan...?

Seto: Friggin' cartoons, eh? After all that's happened I'd probably be a fool to doubt even something as absurd sounding as this...

*Flashback, back in Pegasus's castle*

Yugi: Can we please go now?

Sissy: Well, where the hell are we?

Kimi: Pegasus's castle, duh!

Sissy: Well, how the hell was I supposed to know?! I never watch -!

*End flashback*

Seto: 'I never watched the show.' That what you were going to say, weren't you Sissy?

Sissy: Yes...

Seto: I suppose it would also explain your sudden change in appearance as well...

Kimi blushed and looked down.

Kimi: Damnit...

Kimi's long, light blonde hair was now back to a short, tomboyish cut, dirty blonde hair, her eyes back to their dull cadet blue and height back to her short, lil' 5'10 self. Sissy's hair had gone from her straight, butt- length crimson, to her old shoulder length, curly orange. Just as Bethany went back to her brown eyed, black haired self and Keily to her not-so- anime-ish dull blue eyes and shoulder length black hair. So too was Xana back to her normal real world self, as was Jiako and Sarah.

Sissy: Crap... Now I'm twenty pound heavier that when I was in anime form! I miss those non-real world advantages!

Kimi: *Hits her HARD on the head* BAKA! This is NOT the time to be concerned about such petty things!

Beth: *Pissed/Sad* GRR-! DAMNIT!!! *Shoots her last bit of leftover power to the left of her, where Jimmie was standing*

Jimmie: *Falls over dead*

Beth: Whoops... Sorry, Tea!

Tea: *Gasp* You killed Jimmie! You BASTARD! *Runs off crying and gets run over by a car*

Kimi: *Looks up at the sky* ...Thank you SO much!

Kimi the Kenlei: Heehee, no problem! *Winks and leaves*

Shadi: ...Jesus, even here things are chaotic... Anyways, back to filling you in on you must do!

Seto: Yeah, and back to being pissed!

Kimi: When are you NOT pissed...?

Seto: .......................You know, that's a damn good question! Moving right along!

All the husbands: GRR! I AM PISSED!

Shadi: .....................ANYWAYS! You must travel across the Earth in search for your counterparts in this world, since you girls made yourselves at home in *Points at the still pissed guys* their world, you also have counterparts. Once you have found them, you must come into physical contact with them. That is all. Then you can go back to your happy little homes in Yu-Gi-Oh Land! Is that clear?

Kym: Pokemon crystal clear, Mr. Towel on his head man!

Shadi: *Shaking with anger* It. Is. A. TURBAN!!!

Kym: Hell, call it whatever you want, it's still just a fancy towel!

Jiako: Hey, Kimi? What's up with that? *Points upward*

Kym: *Looks up* What?

Jiako: No, above my name! I thought your name was Kimi, why does the author keep calling you Kym?

Kym: I dunno. KK?

Kimi the Kenlei: *Sighs* You WERE Kimi in Yu-Gi-Oh Land. There's not many differences, but in this dimension, you are Kym, not Kimi. You are also all back the ages you were when you started this wacky adventure, so nothing has changed in this system.

Shadi: Hey! It's MY job to tell them these things, ya mind?

KK: Sorry, sorry! Please continue where I left off!

Shadi: *Clears his throat* Right, nothing has changed in this system. You are all currently in California, where Kym and Sissy come from. In other words, Kym and Sissy, you are NOT allowed to date. Seto, Tristan, I suggest you stay clear of them when they are around they're parents.

Seto and Tristan: *Still pissed* ...

Shadi: Now, when you are in a ten mile radius of your counterpart, you will feel a strong tug towards the direction they are in. Almost how Ryou's Millennium Ring points to other Millennium items, so too will you be drawn to your counterparts. And don't worry about having people like 'the damn twins' as your counterparts, either. Your counterpart has to have something significant in common with you. So just drive around until you feel a tug. ...Oh, wait, you don't have your drivers license, either, do you?

Everyone: *Shakes their head no*

KK: Yeah, Shadi, that's kinda where you come in.

Shadi: Great, now I have to be these freak's driver...

KK: Pretty much... Alright, I've had enough, just end this dumb chapter here, for gods sake!

Jiako: Goddess's, you mean?

KK: Nope, in this dimension, god is a guy.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Kym: Welcome back to Boringsville. Population: A whole planet chock full of prejudice morons. Yay, what fun...

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Well, there's chapter five! ...You know, I just realized something. This entire time I been saying stuff like, "Well, there's chapter ______ for ya!" Because I have NOTHING else to say... Well, review my lil' PC chair turnips! (As opposed to Couch potatoes.)