Disclaimer: FOR GODS SAKE, YOU'VE HEARD THIS A MILLION TIMES!!! I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH!!! *Head Explodes*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thought I wouldn't figure it out, did you 'shit'?! OR should I saaaaay-!

Yami Kimi: *Does a drumroll with pencils*

SARAH COSBY!! Yeah, you heard me! I dunno if it's something in the water or what, but I've been getting smarter lately! And guess what?! It doesn't exactly take a genius to figure out that only a total DUMBASS like you could write such a retarded flame! Now that I've let the anger out, lemme tell you one thing, Cosby!

Okay, it's impressive that an idiot like you was able to win Jimmie over with your 'charm' (AKA: Calling him a 'bitch' every waking minute.) and I have finally come to grips with the fact that the only boy I've ever thought half decent is actually an insensitive prick and an obtuse moron! I can deal with your constant harassment at school and I can deal with your dirty looks and that I get absolutely NO support from my so called 'friends'! I can deal with the rumors you constantly spread about me and I can deal with all your immature crap!

...But don't you DARE think for one goddamn minute think that you can get away with this!! LEAVE MY FUCKING REVIEW BOX OUTTA THIS, YOU BITCH!!! If you wanna be a brainless jackass at school, then that's fine, but I won't let you get away with this!

Sarah Cosby, in case you hadn't noticed, every time you see me at school you harass me and won't leave me alone. Now your sending me notes via the internet to annoy me further! You may not know this, among countless other things I might add, but this is STALKING. Do I really need to get a restraining order on you? Does it need to go that far?! You've got what you want, now just leave me the hell alone!!

..............Sorry about that folks. Now, here is chapter six.

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Tristan: Woah! Tug over here!

Keily: Already?

Shadi: Yes, we must be close. Get in the van!

Xana: ...You tellin' me a cosmic being, and the owner of two millennium items, like yourself is driving a VAN?!

Shadi: *Looks down shamefully* ...Yes...

Sissy: Wow... Um... That sucks?

Shadi: Not as much as not even owning a car.

Kym and Sissy: _;;

Tristan: Um, helloooooo!

Shadi: Oh, right. Into the van!

*Insert corny Batman-ish back round music here*

Xana: Ah! Here we are in Mo-town, Central Cali!

Sissy and Kym: *Pales*

Shadi: Tristan, you say this is the house the tug leads you to?

Tristan: Yeah, that's the one!

Sissy: ........Shiiiiiiiiit!!

Xana: What's yo' problem?

As soon as this is said, a boy walks out of the said house. He isn't fat, but leading towards the pudgy side. He's got one of those baby-face and short, spiked, brown hair. He is wearing a red t-shirt, blue jeans and a black baseball cap.

Boy: 'Sup Sis?

Sissy rushes over to hug him, much to Tristan's shock and annoyance.

Sissy: Justin!!

Justin: Um, whoa. What's up with the sudden affection?

Sissy: Oh! Um... It just seems like a really long time since I last saw you! I've missed you!

Justin: *Raises an eyebrow*

Tristan: AHEM.

Sissy: Um, Tristan? Meet Justin.

Tristan: *Annoyed* Who is he?

Sissy: He's-!

Justin: *Gets in his face* I, am her BOYFRIEND.

Kym, Xana, Keily, Sarah, ect: *Make various noises including shocked whistles, gasps and "This ain't gonna end pretty!"'s.*

Tristan: ...Excuse me?

Yugi: *Tsk's disapprovingly at Sissy*

Sissy: Stay outta this, shorty.

Beth: He's not short! He's just vertically challenged, damnit!

Justin: You heard me. I. Am. Sissy's. Boyfriend. And as soon as we graduate, I'm going to marry her. Got a problem with that?

Tristan: I'm afraid that's a little impossible, buddy. She's alre-!

Sissy: *Whistles to get Tristan's attention to show him her bare hand, free of any ring*

Tristan: ........Damnit...

Justin: You were saying?

Tristan: Shut up, you little punk!

Tristan tries to throw a punch at Justin, but he dodges and brings his fist up to meet Tristan's stomach. Tristan falls backwards, and onto his back. The tugging immediately goes away afterwards.

Justin: Oh, yeah, and Sissy? We're through.

Sissy: Like I give a damn, you jerk! *Rushes over to Tristan* Tristan, are you okay?!

Tristan: .........

Sissy: Tristan...?

Tristan: ...Get away from me, you two-timer.

Sissy: *Gasps* But-!

Tristan: *Pulls away from her, and heads back to the van*

Seto: *Looks over at Kym with a distrustful look on his face*

Kym: Believe me Seto, a girl like me would be lucky to have a friend, period. You don't need to worry about me being a cheater.

Seto: *Snorts* Like I care.

Kym: *Gives him a dirty look*

Shadi: Well...

Bakura: *Interrupts* Wait, these counterparts could be anywhere on this planet, right?

Shadi: Yes. Why?

Bakura: So, you're telling me we'll have to drive all across the Earth to find them?!

Shadi: Yes, that is correct.

Bakura: So, in other words..........*Mumbles*

Shadi: What?

Bakura: *Giggles like a madman... Er... Himself*

Shadi: What are you gig-!

Bakura: *Interrupts* In other words, ROAD TRIP!! ^________________^ (Sorry, I had to quote SOMETHING or I'd go sane.)

Sarah: *Smacks Bakura upside the head* Baka! Can't you see Sissy and Tristan just went through a heartbreaking and traumatic ordeal?! And you're here giggling over a road trip?!

Bakura: Um... Yeeeeeeeah?

Sarah: ...Never mind. I forgot whom I was talking to for a second there...

Jiako: So... I guess we just go... drive? Wow, how boring from our usual hikes in dark, spooky, pop star infested castles!

Joey: Yeah, but tink ah all da crazy road rage, recockulously long waits in traffic, drunks drivers, detours, and other stuff that psycho's gonna put us through!

Ryou: Which psycho? KK or my Yami?

Joey: .....................Both, now dat I tink about it...

KK and Bakura: *Giggle like Mad- I mean... Themselves*

KK: Oh, yeeeeeeeah... That's what I forgot! *CoughamongotherthingsCough* Yami, sorry, but you and Yugi can't be one person unless Yugi goes insane too. Split personalities, ya know? You dun mind having your own body for a while, do ya?

Yugi: *Yami takes over* Do I have a choice?

KK: Nope! *Snaps fingers*

And in a poof, two multi-colored haired boys stood before them.

Xana: Wait a sec, if even God can't do those things in this dimension, then how come you can?

KK: Because, I, am the author. Spooky author powers beat godly powers any day!

Yugi: I feel so naked without Yami...

Seto: *Chuckles* Yugi, you ARE naked.

Yugi: EEP! *Covers himself*

KK: See?

Beth: Damn, I wish I had powers like that! *_*

KK: You do.

Beth: Wha-?

KK: Nevermind! Forget what I just said! Just get in the van and head west! .::

Shadi: ...This is going to be a long, long, long sequel...

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Wuahahahaha! Why, yes, it is, Shadi! ^________________^ Review!