Disclaimer: If I owned them, I wouldn't be writing this like the pathetic little monkey I am. ...Actually, Id probably be throwing wads of money at peoples heads just for the fun of it. Yeah, I'm just morbidly insane like that. ^_~

YES! I'm on somebody's favorites! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it! *Ahem* ANYWAYS...

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Bakura: Geez, we've been driving for five hours, and there hasn't been a single freaking tug?! This blows!

Shadi: *Pulls over* Well, I suppose here would be a good place to stop for the night anyways...

Seto: A Motel 6? Hell no, nothing touches mine and Mokuba's perfect heads but a pillow from either my own home or at LEAST one from a Holiday Inn!

Joey: Oh, suck it up, Kaiba!

Seto: Shut your yap, dog!

Joey: Say that again! I dare ya!

Keily: Well... It's looks like this are heading back in the same direction as normal.

Fat chance... I mean, the group split up into groups of fours. Yugi, Yami, Joey and Tristan being the first, Kym, Sissy, Keily and Xana the second, Seto, Mokuba, Ryou and Bakura on the third, Sarah, Beth, Jiako and Rachel the fourth, and Trunks(Whom I realize has had almost none to no lines this entire fic...) and Shadi sharing a fifth. (For the second time, I really hope that's everyone...)

In their own room, Joey emerged from the bathroom wearing a pair of green swimming trunks.

Joey: *Waves to Yugi* Later man. I'm gonna go join Tristan down at da pool.

Yugi: Okay. Bye.

Silence reigned for several minutes before Yami spoke up.

Yami: Yugi... I've been meaning to ask you something for a while now, and, well...

Yugi: Yes, Yami?

Yami: Well... There is only four of us in this room, so why is there twenty some-odd towels in here...?

Yugi: ...............

Yami: ......Yugi?

Yugi: ...Oh, sure! You get all the EASY questions! Who am I? Why am I here? Who's this guy, Malik, and why is he trying to kill me?!

Yami: O.o;;

Yugi: And I get all the HARD questions!!! Why do motels put so many towels in their rooms? Why don't ants like magnifying glasses? WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?! *Hyperventilates*

Yami: ...*Gives him a brown paper bag* Me thinks you miss your daughter?

Yugi: *Inhales from the bag* Yeah...

Yami: Well, don't worry, Yugi. I'm sure everything will turn out fine.

Yugi: Really?

Yami: No.

Yugi: ......*Sarcastic* Gee, thanks so much for the moving emotional speech. It really helped.

Yami: Really?

Yugi: No.

*Insert corny Batman-esque backround music here* Quick! To the Kym, Sissy, Keily, and Xana's-room-mobile!

Sissy: *Is hiding in the bathroom clutching the bible for dear life* Why, oh, WHY do hotels have so many sugar coated items on the room service menu?!

The Almighty Insane Ones: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sissy: .........*Locks the door and sucks on her thumb*

And to Mokuba, Seto, etc's room...

Ryou: *Gets hit with a pillow* ...You're going down, theif!!!

Bakura: In your dreams, doughboy!!! And don'tcha even THINK about leaving, moneybags!!

Seto: *Grabs a pillow* I'm not going anywhere! =D

Mokuba: *Is off in the bathroom filling his pillow sheet with marbles, glass, rocks, and other painful things that came out of nowhere* Heeheeheeheehee...

O.o;; Um, let's just go see how Trunks and Shadi are doing, ne? Gawd knows Sarah and her 'posse' can't be much worse than Kym and her bunch. .;;

Trunks: ....................

Shadi: ...................

Trunks: ........................

Shadi: ............................

Trunks: ......................

Shadi: ......................Checkmate.

Trunks: DAMNIT!!! *Bangs head on wall*

Shadi: *Grins*

...Riiiiiight... Anyways, so they all went to sleep and dreamed of magical ponies... Yay. The next morning, they meet in the lobby.

Beth: Say, if Jimmie and Tea are dead, what happens to their counterparts? Will we have to drag their dead bodies and make their counterparts touch them or something?

Bakura: *Laughs insanely at the thought*

Shadi: No, the second they died, their counterparts died as well.

Yugi: *Feels bad* Those poor people...

Sarah: Who were they?

Shadi: *Points to the lobby T.V.*

T.V. Anchorman: In other news, pop stars Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake have both died for seemingly no reason whatsoever! Cutting up the bodies into little pieces- I mean, performing an anatomy! *Ahem* Should tell us the cause of death. In other news...

Everyone: *Stands there shocked* ..............................

Kym: HELL YEAH!!!

Everyone: WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!

Xana: Man, talk about killing two birds with one stone!

Joey: Don't you mean two pop stars and two just plain annoying people with one car and a saiyan energy beam?

Xana: What's the difference?

Yami: ANYWAYS! Shadi, where are we heading to next?

Shadi: We are going to be driving around the Hollywood and Los Angeles area. Since two dead members have had pop stars as counterparts, there is a chance that more members will also have celebrities as counterparts.

Rachel: By the way, what happened to you three? *Points to Bakura, Ryou, and Seto*

Bakura, Ryou, and Seto: *All have several bruises and cuts in various places; they glare at Mokuba*

Mokuba: *Laughs like... Um... Bakura*

Bakura: You're lucky you're a little kid or I'd be beating the hell outta ya right about now!

Ryou: That never stopped you from beating ME when I was a little kid!

Bakura: Yeah... Well... You were asking for it!

Ryou: How in the hell was I 'asking for it'?!

Bakura: .........Your accent.

Ryou: Wha-!

Jiako: Um, he's right ya know. That is one mad annoying accent, Ryou.

Yugi: I'm afraid I'm gonna hafta agree with her, Ryou. I mean, you're freaking Japanese! What's up with the British accent?

Ryou: It's not my fault, it's those damn dubbers faults!!

Everyone: *Make fists* Damn those dubbers...

Kym: Yeah, my original name was Kimichiru, but apparently something was wrong with that name and they cut it down to just Kimi, and now Kym!

Beth: *Raises hand* Maybe it's because the author probably would have gotten sued or mauled if she used anymore Sailor Moon references!

Kym: ...You may have a point there...

Shadi: Yes, yes, this is indeed a magical conversation, but what's say we continue it in the van?

Xana: I still can't believe you're driving a van, Shadi...

Shadi: MOVE IT!!!

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No, I'm not dead. ...Well, brain-dead anyways, but that doesn't count. I'm sorry it's short, but I'm making this crap up from the top of my head, and that appendage doesn't work properly. Anyways, review! ^_~ (\/)