Harry Potter and The Izzle

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Weaving-is-God: I'm sorry I didn't mean for it to be-later on in the story it won't

seem so racist because of what has been planned to happen. I have already started

on the third chapter and I hope I don't offend you in anything else I say.

After Harry had said, "it was Jizzle a Drizzle." Ron says, "Harry what in the crap are you

talking about? Have you lost it? I think that you need to see a doctor." When Harry comes

back from his shock Ron is still going on about how crazy he thinks harry has has gone

and Harry interrupts and says," Rizzle I uhh... mean Ron I am fine don't Wizzle I mean worry

it was just a Drizzle I mean a dream its okay really i'm fine." Ron says, "Harry I really don't

think that you are gonna be okay, so I am gonna take you to the hospital wing." Then Harry

says, " No Rizzle I Sizzle i'm Fizzle Dizzle you Bizzle me?" Ron says, " Harry what did you just

say I cant understand what your saying if you were talking English maybe could understand

you and maybe just maybe might be able to figure out whats wrong with you so can you please

try and speak English?" Then Harry says,"Wizzle it all Sizzle Wizzle I Hizzle Tizzle Dizzle about

Tizzle two Grizzle and Tizzle Wizzle Tizzle ones Nizzle Wizzle Mizzle and I Hizzle Nizzle Izzle

Wizzle Tizzle other ones Nizzle Wizzle Bizzle anyways Tizzle Pizzle up Rizzle Izzle Fizzle of

me and Wizzle Dizzle Izzle Mizzle and Wizzle Tzzle Rizzle Wizzle and Thizzle Tizzle Jizzle

Wizzle it and Tizzle Tizzle Nizzle Tizzle I Nizzle I'm awake and Tizzle Tizzle Sizzle Wizzle.

Wizzle Hizzle, Nizzle Dizzle!? Then Ron is standing there so pale white its not funny then

when he finally comes to after about 5 mnutes Ron says, " Harry you better not say anything

today because you might end up getting in alot of trouble expecailly with snape. Can you do

that keep your mouth shut all day long and not say a word to anyone today okay." Then Ron

looks at the clock and screams, "Ohh no we are gonna be late for class so come one Harry

what are you wiatng for get dressed so we can get going!" They are late for class as usual

and Professior Magonagle says, " Your late boys again for the third time this week so the

both of you have detion. Now Mr. Potter why are the two of you late?" Then ron says, "Well

you see..." She interrupts and says,"I was talkin to Harry Mr. Weasley not you, now MR.POTTER

why are the two of you late?" Then Harry Replies, "Wizzle over Sizzle." Then she says, "What do

you think Mr. Potter that i am some kind of idot or something? now answer me. Why were the

two of you late?" Harry replies, "Wizzle over Sizzle." Then she says, "Since I cant get a response

in English from Mr. Potter then Mr. Wealsey why are the two of ou late?" Then ron replies, " We

over slept, ma'am." Then she says, Mr. Potter why didnt you just say that you and Mr.Wealsey

over slept it could have been so much easier I mean it was so simple so why didnt you just say

that instead of what you said?" Harry replies," Izzle Dizzle." Then she says," Alright Mr.Potter

why wont oyu answer my questions in plain English where I can understand you? Ronald do

you know?" Ron replies," I dont know whats wrong with Harry hes been like this since he woke

up and I donno whats come over him, and im sorry that we are late and I promise that it will

never happen again. I promise." Then she says," I know because I am taking 10 points from

Gryffindor for tardyness and Mr. Potter's empty head of his and the both of you have detention

for one week is that clear?" Ron replies," Yes ma'am." Then Harry replies,"yizzle mizzle." The

professor looks very frustrated and says," Well what are you waiting for take your seats. I have

just about enough of and for you Mr.Potter I do not wanna hear anthor word put of you is that

clear?" Harry looks at her and she says," Do you understand me MR.POTTER?" and he replies,

"Yes ma'am, " They take their seats and Ron looks at Harry in disgust.,but Harry's to busy

thinking about why he's talking like this and what that dream he had meant to notice the dirty

looks Ron was giving him. They have finished their morning classes and are ready to eat lunch

but Harry isn't feeling that hungry because he wants to find out why he's talking the way he

is, but little does he know that he will soon find out why. Now they have finished lunch and

almost every afternoon class except one Snape's class and they dreaded that class all day or

at least Harry did. Well they finished that class no sweat but how where they gonna, make it

through detention for a week?

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Author's notes:

Some people thought that this was meant to be racist-but it's not-if I wanted to be racist there

would be alot worst stuff in this story this is meant to be funny not racist if you read the whole

thing then you will get what is going on I have got to type the third chapter and that will

explain alot of this!

:^D I love you all anyway!! just don't go accussing me of something that isn't true!

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