Joan: Gifties to the CAST!

Marik: Where's Conzie?

Joan: Resting! Now, some of the cast gets gifts from Head of Kupo Corp.

Conzie: (takes out mallet and hits Joan) HEY!

Joan: o.x Owww!

Conzie: Like we were saying, Mai is getting Nail Polish!

Joan: Joey gets..PIZZA!

Joey: (takes pizza and starts eating) (YUM YUM!)

Conzie: Yami! You get to have your puzzle polished. Nice and Shiny!

Joan: Yugi, you get the cards 'Forgiving Maiden, and 'Marie the Fallen One'

Yugi: What good are those cards?

Conzie: You can make.St. Joan!

Joan: HEY!

Koko: HIII!

Everyone: OO! Where'd you come from?

Koko: -___________- any ways.Yami Bakura! You get Random Sharp and Pointy Stuff!

Everyone.OO! RUNNNN!

Joan: Ryou, Big soft fuwuffly Plushies.

Ryou: HEY! IS THAT A VOODOO DOLL!?

Everyone: -___________________________- NO..

Ryou: Awwww..

Bakura: (Tears running down cheeks) Yayyy!!!!! I'm so proud of you!

Ryou: Shaaddup! (punches bakura in the arm)

Bakura: OWWW! HEY!

Ryou: GET OUTTA MY WAY!

Bakura: I liked the old you better.

The two of them get into a dust cloud fight.

Ryou: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA* I WILL GET ALL 7 ITEMS! MWAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAh*

Bakura: Oh dear Ra.

Conzie: Need this? (hands him a mallet)

Bakura: Thanks! ^^ (takes mallet and whacks him on the head)

Ryou: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *____* Owww. That hurt.

Bakura: It'd better!

Conzie: However Folks, I have a feeling that this is going to be the last chapter. . If it is, I will be starting on a new one, called Stranger.

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Mokuba: Gifties!

Seto: Okieee!

Bakura: Here you go!

Mokuba: (rips open a layer of wrapping paper) Wow!.What's this?

Bakura: Open it!

Mokuba: (Opens Can.out pops a snake) AHHHHH! Ohh.so cute!

Bakura: -______________-|||

Ryou: Bakura!

Bakura: Why have you become so nice so suddenly?

Ryou: So I can do this! (Takes mallet out of Conzie's hand) *BONK*

Bakura: HEY! *___________*

Ryou: (returns mallet)

Conzie: -_______________-

Cast: -____________________- ASPIRIN!

Seto: How many would you like Yugi?

Yugi: 100 pills 1000 mg please!

Yami: He takes BIG doses. Really big doses!

Seto: -________________________- How many would you Yamis like?

Yamis: 200 pills 1000 mg! ^____^

Seto: (____________________ . _____________________) right.

Yugi: Some people takes HUGE doses.

Yamis: OH dear Ra. We're like 5000 years old!

Yugi: So?

Yamis: we're.OH NEVER MIND! (pops in aspirin)

As Seto passed out the aspirin, we finally realized that, we used up another bottle of aspirin. ^_______6.

Ryou: Any ways, Mokuba, here! (gives Mokuba HUGE, but nicely packed gift)

Mokuba: (Rip) OO! OOOHHHH! BIGG BROOOOOOTHHHHER!!

Seto: (wince) I'm right-WHAT?

Mokuba: A life sized Seto plushie! SOOO CUTE!!

Seto: GAH! I'm RUINED! (Pops in another bottle of aspirin)

Isis: Addicted to Aspirin I see.

Mokuba: TEE HEE! Wheeee!

Seto: Oh dear Ra.

Serenity: Uh.right.Any ways, here Mokuba!

Mokuba: what is it?

Serenity: Just open it!

Mokuba: Wheeehee! A New T-Shirt!

Seto: T-shirt! Finally A Normal Present!

Mokuba: OOO! I love this shirt! Look Big Brother!

Seto: (reading out loud) I Love My Big Brother??? ARRAGH! It's NOT NORMAL ANYMORE!!! (pops in another bottle of Aspirin)

Yugi: Here You go!

Yami: Uh.Seto.close your eyes.

Seto: Why?

Yami: JUST DO IT!

Mokuba: CHOCOLATE! WHEEHHHEEEEE!!!!! *bounces around*

Seto: (Runs around in Circles!) Ahhhh! I'm INSANE! INSANITY THAT WHAT-

Ryou: Someone! SHUT HIM UP!

Serenity: I really don't wanna do this but.(BONK)

Seto: PURE-*________x Owchies! (comes back to senses) how's mokuba gonna calm down?

Yami: I'll calm him down. (gets a bucket of water)

Seto: What good does that do?

Yami: (Starts chasing Mokuba)

Everyone: _____________ _______________ ||| ASPIRIN!

Seto: ____________________________________ __________________________________||| (Tosses everyone of bottle of Aspirin) Here.just take it and hold on to it!

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Yami: That should do it!

Mokuba: Shit! It's Cold!

Seto: MOKUBA!

Mokuba: Uhh.I mean.IT'S COLD!

Everyone: (eats more aspirin)

Serenity: Seto, it's just Shit.it's ok.

Seto: I KNEW I NEVER SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT WORD OUT LOUD! NEVER AGAIN WILL I-

Serenity: (BONK!!) umm.right.

Seto: (unconscious) X___________________X

Isis: Uhh.any ways.Mokuba.this is your gift.

Mokuba: Thank YOU!! ^______^ COOL! This is going to be useful! School supplies!

Isis: Uhh.yeah.I didn't know what to get, because my brother and his Yami are.well.insane.about.uhh

Mokuba: I know! I know!

Isis: ok.so you under stand me!

Seto: (conscious) FINALLY!! SOMEONE WHO GIVES HIM A-

Serenity: (BONK)

Seto: x_____________________X (falls unconscious)

Serenity: Uhh.(sees everybody staring at her).he was.uh.getting.uh.hyper! That's it.hyper!

Everyone: ----------------------------------------------.------------------- -------------------------------- (eats the entire bottle of aspirin.

Marik/Malik: Here you go!

Mokuba: What is it?

Marik: Just open it!

Mokuba: It's um.a plushie of.a.green spotted purple dino? How .um.nice of you.

Malik: it's BARNEY!

Mokuba: So.um.that's what it is! (plastered a fake smile)

Everyone: (Shakes Kaiba up) ASPPPPPPPIIIIRRIIIIIIIN!!!

Seto: Owwie.AHHHHHHHHH..what!? Aspirin? I gave you guys an entire bottle!

Everyone: WE used it all up.

Seto: (eats two bottles of aspirin) Ok.why do you need it now?

Everybody: LOOK! USE YOUR Eyes-( OO!

Seto: (looks ands starts running around in circles) FREE ASPIRIN! FREE ASPIRIN!

Everybody: (tramples on Seto to get aspirin)

Seto: Owwwie!! CALM DOWN!(hands out in front of him, trying to protect himself!)

Everybody: JUST GIVE US THE ASPIRIN!

Seto: Ok ok! Here! (gives everybody 10 bottles of aspirin.)

Everybody: Hurry!

Seto: *BONK**BONK**BONK**BONK**BONK**BONK**BONK**BONK* geez! I'm handing them out already!

Everybody: X_________X Thanks. (eats 5 bottles of aspirin)

Seto: (eats 10 bottles of aspirin) :CHOKE:

Everyone: ARE YOU OK?

Seto: I'm fine.*cough* to big of a bite.

Everyone: _______________________ _______________________

Yami: Any ways.Here your gift Mokuba.

Mokuba: Yay! IT's a $50 certificate for the game shop! WHEEHEEEEE!!

Seto: Finally a normal present. Another unusual present and I'll just go nuts.

Mokuba: BIGG BROTHER! CAN WE GO TOMORROW?

Seto:-_____- uhh.sure!

Mokuba: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAA!

Everyone: (eats remaining pills of aspirin)

Mai/Joey: Here's your next gift! ^-~.someone..uhh.blindfold Kaiba and uhh ear plugs.

Seto: ANOTHER USUAL PRESENT?

Mai: (nods)

Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PURE INSAINTY! I TOLD YOU I WOU-

Serenity: (BONK) Do come to your senses please

Seto: X.~.if I have any senses left!

Serenity: (BONK) of course you do.

Seto: X.X I'm dying.I'm dyi-

Girls ex. Téa: *BONK**BONK**BONK* DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS!

Seto: XX Owwie.

Mokuba: (rips open present) What's this?

Joey: A Coupon for all of us to go to that COOL theme park at LA!

Seto: That's not unusual.

Joey: All of us?

Seto: I have no clue what you are saying.

Joey: FINE! I AM SAYING THAT ALL OF US ARE GOING TO A THEME PARK IN LA!

Seto: Like I said.it's not normal?

Joey: Not normal for all of us to be going? (points at yami, bakura, marik)

Seto: Point taken.

Joey: HA! I TOLD YOU I WA-

Serenity: SHUT UP! (BONK)

Joey: Owwww.

Everybody: (eats more aspirin)

Seto: That was weird.here mokuba!

Mokuba: Wow! Free tickets to go to Hawaii! WHEHEHHEEEE!!!

Everyone: THAT ISN'T UNUSUAL?

Seto: Uhhh.no?

Everyone: (takes out mallets and hits him)

Seto: X.X

Conzie: Um.here a coupon to go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!

Mokuba: CHOOOCOOOLAETEEEEEEE!!!

Everyone: OH NO!! (Eats chocolate)

Joan/Koko: And here's an unlimited supply, of aspirin!

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Bakura: (BONK) TAKE THAT!

Ryou: (BONK) TAKE THIS!

Bakura: (BONK) AND YOU T-

Conzie: (mallets in hand) *BONK BONK* SHUT UP!

Ryou/Bakura: owwie.

Conzie: I'm very sorry! I didn't update quick enough! I got a writers block on the middle and now I can't get In fanfiction.net.some error thingie. I'll try to update as fast as I can!

THE END

Stay tuned for a sequal and a diff story!