The Incredibly Secret Diaries of Smallville
Lex Luthor's diary:
Monday: Sent for a specialist from Metropolis. Now what do I do with her?
Wednesday: Sent the specialist back.
Thursday: Sent for another specialist from Metropolis. Saw a cow that reminded me of my mother.
Friday: Need hearing checked, thought the second specialist muttered something about "Get over it, Oedipus" on his way back.
Saturday: Went to a hearing specialist.
Sunday: The cow that reminded me of my mother is under my protection.
Monday: So is its calf. I'd try bringing them to the mansion but Jonathan Kent would kill me.
Lana Lang's diary:
Monday: Wonder why water was turning hot and cold all during shower.
Tuesday: Chloe gave back eye makeup from that store I found, 24/7 for Bad Girl Whims.
Wednesday: I knew I'd forgotten something! School.
Thursday: Went to school. Turns out that Chloe put up a pink cardboard Lana and took it to all my classes, so nobody noticed.
Friday: Chloe is my best friend. I wonder if I should go out with Clark. If Chloe didn't mean that I should feel free to go ahead, she wouldn't say it, right?
Saturday: Right?
Sunday: This is awkward. Clark and Chloe and I are all acting very weird around one another. I'd suggest a menage a trois but Jonathan Kent would kill me.
Lex Luthor's diary:
Monday: Sent for a specialist from Metropolis. Now what do I do with her?
Wednesday: Sent the specialist back.
Thursday: Sent for another specialist from Metropolis. Saw a cow that reminded me of my mother.
Friday: Need hearing checked, thought the second specialist muttered something about "Get over it, Oedipus" on his way back.
Saturday: Went to a hearing specialist.
Sunday: The cow that reminded me of my mother is under my protection.
Monday: So is its calf. I'd try bringing them to the mansion but Jonathan Kent would kill me.
Lana Lang's diary:
Monday: Wonder why water was turning hot and cold all during shower.
Tuesday: Chloe gave back eye makeup from that store I found, 24/7 for Bad Girl Whims.
Wednesday: I knew I'd forgotten something! School.
Thursday: Went to school. Turns out that Chloe put up a pink cardboard Lana and took it to all my classes, so nobody noticed.
Friday: Chloe is my best friend. I wonder if I should go out with Clark. If Chloe didn't mean that I should feel free to go ahead, she wouldn't say it, right?
Saturday: Right?
Sunday: This is awkward. Clark and Chloe and I are all acting very weird around one another. I'd suggest a menage a trois but Jonathan Kent would kill me.
