More Incredibly Secret Diaries
Chloe Sullivan
Monday: Accidentally kind of ended up in the Department of Defense data network and looked around before realizing it.
Tuesday: Would you believe it? Accidentally kind of ended up downloading FBI files.
Wednesday: I really need to learn to type better. Accidentally kind of ended up reading the county government files.
Thursday: Wonder why people from the DOD, FBI, and Lowell County are so mad at me. I was just looking around.
Friday: Ooops. Accidentally kind of ended up in Smallville Hospital's records. Looked for Clark but didn't find anything.
Monday: Well, since I had all that information, it seemed wrong to let it go to waste and not publish it! Why is everybody mad at me? I thought Jonathan Kent was going to kill me!
Lionel Luthor
Monday: Lex is being so petty about that whole blindness thing. Told him it was also an exercise in increasing my sensitivity for the disabled. Probably shouldn't have chuckled.
Tuesday: Lex is really quite annoying with his lectures.
Wednesday: Decided I've had enough lectures and reproachful looks. Am now feigning deafness. Lex threw quite a hissy fit. Go me!
Thursday: Another day of feigning deafness. Lex now has a twitch in his right eye. I told him Luthors don't twitch. Go me!
Friday: Hmm. Lex is now playing "Three blind mice" incessantly. This could become annoying.
Saturday: Definitely annoying. Now that he's singing, with particular emphasis, "They all ran after the farmer's wife." I thought, though, it was their *tails* that she cut off.
Sunday: Stopped feigning deafness. Sometime next week, I'll think of something else. I could try to aggravate him so much he'd move in with the Kents but Jonathan Kent would kill me.
Chloe Sullivan
Monday: Accidentally kind of ended up in the Department of Defense data network and looked around before realizing it.
Tuesday: Would you believe it? Accidentally kind of ended up downloading FBI files.
Wednesday: I really need to learn to type better. Accidentally kind of ended up reading the county government files.
Thursday: Wonder why people from the DOD, FBI, and Lowell County are so mad at me. I was just looking around.
Friday: Ooops. Accidentally kind of ended up in Smallville Hospital's records. Looked for Clark but didn't find anything.
Monday: Well, since I had all that information, it seemed wrong to let it go to waste and not publish it! Why is everybody mad at me? I thought Jonathan Kent was going to kill me!
Lionel Luthor
Monday: Lex is being so petty about that whole blindness thing. Told him it was also an exercise in increasing my sensitivity for the disabled. Probably shouldn't have chuckled.
Tuesday: Lex is really quite annoying with his lectures.
Wednesday: Decided I've had enough lectures and reproachful looks. Am now feigning deafness. Lex threw quite a hissy fit. Go me!
Thursday: Another day of feigning deafness. Lex now has a twitch in his right eye. I told him Luthors don't twitch. Go me!
Friday: Hmm. Lex is now playing "Three blind mice" incessantly. This could become annoying.
Saturday: Definitely annoying. Now that he's singing, with particular emphasis, "They all ran after the farmer's wife." I thought, though, it was their *tails* that she cut off.
Sunday: Stopped feigning deafness. Sometime next week, I'll think of something else. I could try to aggravate him so much he'd move in with the Kents but Jonathan Kent would kill me.
