Dawson sighs: So... Kimberly's coming? Why didn't you tell me?
Jen groans: Oh, don't even get me started on her. Kimmy is... ::Jen
smiles sadly:: Well, I suppose Kimmy isn't that bad. I guess I've always
been envious of her because she's so pretty and has such a good figure.
She was always the most popular of the two of us. She always got all the
guys. Oh Dawson... I'm afraid that Kimmy will take you from me.
Dawson: Kimmy couldn't take me from you. You're very special to me Jen.
Jen: Oh Dawson, you only say that because you haven't met Kimmy yet.
Everyone seems inadequate next to Kimmy....
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The cast of Dawson's Creek are sitting around a table in a small room, doing a reading of the script and, as the script goes on, becoming increasingly confused.
James Van Der Beek: Kimmy couldn't take me from you. You're very special to me Jen. Michelle Williams: Oh Dawson, you only say that because you haven't met Kimmy yet. Everyone seems inadequate next to Kimmy - what? ::she sighs:: Kevin, what *is* this? Katie Holmes nods: This scene is completely different to the one you handed us on Monday. ::she flicks through the script:: I can only imagine what you've done to the rest of the script.... Kevin Williamson looks at them apologetically: I'm sorry guys but I got a phone call the other day and - Michelle: You can't have Jen say those things! She wouldn't say something like that! Katie: No one would. ::adopts a sarcastic sugary tone:: I guess I've always been envious of her because she's so pretty and has such a good figure... Kevin: Britney called yesterday. She didn't like what the script was saying about her character and wanted it changed. She said it would be bad for her image. Joshua Jackson: Fuck! We didn't even want Britney on the show in the first place and now you're letting her change the script??? Meredith Monroe: I don't see you doing that for any of us! Kevin raises his hands in an attempt to make peace: Look, Britney's had a tough time. Michelle: Yeah, she hasn't seen Justin for a whole week! Kevin: No, really. Her plane suffered severe turbulence on the way here. Right in the middle of her phone call to me to be precise. James: And we wonder why that is. Kevin stands up: So, I'll tell you what - I liked the original script better too. But the fact of the matter is that you lot are whole lot more stable than Britney is. So we're just going to have to try to compromise. I'll rewrite some of the script - in fact, I'll do it now if it's that important to you. There's no sense in rehearsing lines we have no intention of using. ::he smiles at Michelle:: And don't worry, I will let Jen speak her mind... to some extent.
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Dawson sighs: So... Kimberly's coming? Why didn't you tell me? Jen groans: Oh, don't even get me started on her. Kimmy and I have never gotten along. Ever since we were little girls - Kimmy has always been the favourite. She has this phony, all-American sweetheart thing going, but the fact is we all know she's just a big tramp. Dawson raises his eyebrows: Only - Jen nods: Only I'm the one with the reputation. Dawson kisses Jen quickly on the cheek and takes a step back from the doorway: Well then, I can't wait to meet her. Jen rolls her eyes as Dawson walks across her front lawn: Neither can I Dawson, neither can I.
Cut to Dawson's Creek opening credits. "I don't want to wait for our lives to be over..."
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The cast of Dawson's Creek are sitting around a table in a small room, doing a reading of the script and, as the script goes on, becoming increasingly confused.
James Van Der Beek: Kimmy couldn't take me from you. You're very special to me Jen. Michelle Williams: Oh Dawson, you only say that because you haven't met Kimmy yet. Everyone seems inadequate next to Kimmy - what? ::she sighs:: Kevin, what *is* this? Katie Holmes nods: This scene is completely different to the one you handed us on Monday. ::she flicks through the script:: I can only imagine what you've done to the rest of the script.... Kevin Williamson looks at them apologetically: I'm sorry guys but I got a phone call the other day and - Michelle: You can't have Jen say those things! She wouldn't say something like that! Katie: No one would. ::adopts a sarcastic sugary tone:: I guess I've always been envious of her because she's so pretty and has such a good figure... Kevin: Britney called yesterday. She didn't like what the script was saying about her character and wanted it changed. She said it would be bad for her image. Joshua Jackson: Fuck! We didn't even want Britney on the show in the first place and now you're letting her change the script??? Meredith Monroe: I don't see you doing that for any of us! Kevin raises his hands in an attempt to make peace: Look, Britney's had a tough time. Michelle: Yeah, she hasn't seen Justin for a whole week! Kevin: No, really. Her plane suffered severe turbulence on the way here. Right in the middle of her phone call to me to be precise. James: And we wonder why that is. Kevin stands up: So, I'll tell you what - I liked the original script better too. But the fact of the matter is that you lot are whole lot more stable than Britney is. So we're just going to have to try to compromise. I'll rewrite some of the script - in fact, I'll do it now if it's that important to you. There's no sense in rehearsing lines we have no intention of using. ::he smiles at Michelle:: And don't worry, I will let Jen speak her mind... to some extent.
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Dawson sighs: So... Kimberly's coming? Why didn't you tell me? Jen groans: Oh, don't even get me started on her. Kimmy and I have never gotten along. Ever since we were little girls - Kimmy has always been the favourite. She has this phony, all-American sweetheart thing going, but the fact is we all know she's just a big tramp. Dawson raises his eyebrows: Only - Jen nods: Only I'm the one with the reputation. Dawson kisses Jen quickly on the cheek and takes a step back from the doorway: Well then, I can't wait to meet her. Jen rolls her eyes as Dawson walks across her front lawn: Neither can I Dawson, neither can I.
Cut to Dawson's Creek opening credits. "I don't want to wait for our lives to be over..."
