Britney Spears is sitting in the makeup chair having her hair extensions
blow-dried. She pouts.
Britney: Hurry up! I'm sick of sitting here! I want to go on set! I want to act! Hairdresser: Just a few more minutes dear... Britney: No! You've been saying that for the past two hours! Hairdresser: Well it takes two hours to make you up. Britney: No it doesn't! I'm pretty! I barely need any makeup! Hairdresser: Everyone needs this much makeup... Britney: No they don't! I'll bet Katie Holmes doesn't need this much makeup! And if Katie Holmes doesn't need this much makeup, neither do I! Will you get my manager??? Hairdresser: Just a few more minutes dear... Britney: No! I want him now! If you don't get him now I won't *go* on Dawson's Creek! I don't have to, you know! Hairdresser: I thought you wanted to go on Dawson's Creek dear. Isn't that why you called Kevin? Britney: I didn't call Kevin! He called me! ::she becomes cheerful:: When do I get to meet Dawson?
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Dawson: Jen's illustrious cousin. She's staying here over Christmas. She's arriving this afternoon. Jen looks at her watch: She should be here soon actually... ::groans:: Do you want to come in? I can't bear to face her alone. Dawson raises his eyebrows and smiles: Well, as I said last night, I can't wait to meet her. Pacey? Pacey: Sure...
They walk over to and inside Jen's house, and begin to make their way to her bedroom.
Pacey: So, tell me about Kimmy. Jen groans: Do I have to? Pacey: Well, you could start with why you dislike her so much. Jen: Kimmy is just such a fake bitch -
They enter the room and come to a halt. Sitting on a chair in Jen's bedroom is Kimmy - a girl with long blonde hair and short shorts. She is painting her toenails.
Kimmy flicks her hair over her shoulder, lifts her head to look at them and flashes a big smile: Jen! Hi! Jen frowns briefly before returning the smile: Hi Kimmy. You arrived early. Kimmy: Just an hour ago. ::she laughs:: I couldn't wait to get here. I've just been sitting here, waiting... anticipating your arrival. Jen: And here I am. Kimmy: Yes! ::she jumps up from the bed and rushes over to give Jen a hug:: Hi Cuz! It's so great to see you again! Jen gives a weak smile as she is crushed by Kimmy's hug: Yeah. Really... great. Kimmy breaks away: So - who are your hunky friends? Jen: Huh? ::she turns around to see Dawson and Pacey:: Oh... Kimmy, this is Dawson and Pacey. Kimmy: Hi Dawson, hi Pacey. It's so exciting to meet Jen's friends... Dawson: And it's so exciting to meet you. Jen's told us so much about you... Kimmy: I imagine she has... good stuff I hope? ::she is joking but has no idea how close to the truth she really is:: Pacey: Wouldn't you love to know. Kimmy: Yeah... When do you guys get out of school? Jen: Tomorrow's our last day... Dawson: As it is all over the country... Kimmy: Sorry, I wouldn't know... Jen: Kimmy doesn't go to school. Kimmy: I used to, but it bored me so much. Pacey: And that makes you different to us in what way? Jen: Kimmy's a dancer. Kimmy: And a singer, and an actress. Jen: She's very multi-talented. ::Jen is sarcastic but Kimmy doesn't notice:: Pacey: Well, we'll have to see you in action some time. Kimmy's face lights up as though an idea has suddenly come to her: Hey! I know! ::she looks at Jen, wide-eyed:: I don't want to be alone tomorrow so could I maybe... like.. come into school with you? Dawson: Are you sure that wouldn't be too boring for you? Kimmy: Well, I don't go to school every day so it's kinda a novelty for me. Pacey: Lucky you. Jen: I suppose so... although you would get to spend some quality time with Grams if you stayed at home. Kimmy: Oh, that would be wonderful! ::to the boys:: Grams is such a doll - have you met her? ::they nod:: But I think I'd rather spend time with you guys tomorrow. Jen shrugs: Okay... Dawson: So Kimmy, where are you from? Kimmy: Kentwood. It's just the nicest little place - not that Capeside isn't gorgeous! Have you.....
Britney: Hurry up! I'm sick of sitting here! I want to go on set! I want to act! Hairdresser: Just a few more minutes dear... Britney: No! You've been saying that for the past two hours! Hairdresser: Well it takes two hours to make you up. Britney: No it doesn't! I'm pretty! I barely need any makeup! Hairdresser: Everyone needs this much makeup... Britney: No they don't! I'll bet Katie Holmes doesn't need this much makeup! And if Katie Holmes doesn't need this much makeup, neither do I! Will you get my manager??? Hairdresser: Just a few more minutes dear... Britney: No! I want him now! If you don't get him now I won't *go* on Dawson's Creek! I don't have to, you know! Hairdresser: I thought you wanted to go on Dawson's Creek dear. Isn't that why you called Kevin? Britney: I didn't call Kevin! He called me! ::she becomes cheerful:: When do I get to meet Dawson?
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Dawson: Jen's illustrious cousin. She's staying here over Christmas. She's arriving this afternoon. Jen looks at her watch: She should be here soon actually... ::groans:: Do you want to come in? I can't bear to face her alone. Dawson raises his eyebrows and smiles: Well, as I said last night, I can't wait to meet her. Pacey? Pacey: Sure...
They walk over to and inside Jen's house, and begin to make their way to her bedroom.
Pacey: So, tell me about Kimmy. Jen groans: Do I have to? Pacey: Well, you could start with why you dislike her so much. Jen: Kimmy is just such a fake bitch -
They enter the room and come to a halt. Sitting on a chair in Jen's bedroom is Kimmy - a girl with long blonde hair and short shorts. She is painting her toenails.
Kimmy flicks her hair over her shoulder, lifts her head to look at them and flashes a big smile: Jen! Hi! Jen frowns briefly before returning the smile: Hi Kimmy. You arrived early. Kimmy: Just an hour ago. ::she laughs:: I couldn't wait to get here. I've just been sitting here, waiting... anticipating your arrival. Jen: And here I am. Kimmy: Yes! ::she jumps up from the bed and rushes over to give Jen a hug:: Hi Cuz! It's so great to see you again! Jen gives a weak smile as she is crushed by Kimmy's hug: Yeah. Really... great. Kimmy breaks away: So - who are your hunky friends? Jen: Huh? ::she turns around to see Dawson and Pacey:: Oh... Kimmy, this is Dawson and Pacey. Kimmy: Hi Dawson, hi Pacey. It's so exciting to meet Jen's friends... Dawson: And it's so exciting to meet you. Jen's told us so much about you... Kimmy: I imagine she has... good stuff I hope? ::she is joking but has no idea how close to the truth she really is:: Pacey: Wouldn't you love to know. Kimmy: Yeah... When do you guys get out of school? Jen: Tomorrow's our last day... Dawson: As it is all over the country... Kimmy: Sorry, I wouldn't know... Jen: Kimmy doesn't go to school. Kimmy: I used to, but it bored me so much. Pacey: And that makes you different to us in what way? Jen: Kimmy's a dancer. Kimmy: And a singer, and an actress. Jen: She's very multi-talented. ::Jen is sarcastic but Kimmy doesn't notice:: Pacey: Well, we'll have to see you in action some time. Kimmy's face lights up as though an idea has suddenly come to her: Hey! I know! ::she looks at Jen, wide-eyed:: I don't want to be alone tomorrow so could I maybe... like.. come into school with you? Dawson: Are you sure that wouldn't be too boring for you? Kimmy: Well, I don't go to school every day so it's kinda a novelty for me. Pacey: Lucky you. Jen: I suppose so... although you would get to spend some quality time with Grams if you stayed at home. Kimmy: Oh, that would be wonderful! ::to the boys:: Grams is such a doll - have you met her? ::they nod:: But I think I'd rather spend time with you guys tomorrow. Jen shrugs: Okay... Dawson: So Kimmy, where are you from? Kimmy: Kentwood. It's just the nicest little place - not that Capeside isn't gorgeous! Have you.....
