Part Six
Audrina, being slightly more manipulative than your average fairytale heroine, managed to convince the Hanson family to take her in to their house. Everyone was sympathetic to the plight of the poor beautiful mute girl from Australia, even Hanson's most obsessive fans. After all, Audrina had no tongue. If only they'd known that Audrina was actually a very rich girl from Whitefern Lakes who had been foolish enough to give up her tongue for bigger breasts.
And if truth be told, Audrina's breasts weren't coming very much in handy at all. Taylor's initial lust for Audrina was short lived - he saw beautiful girls every day of his life and even Audrina wasn't so beautiful as to make up for that. And some of the beautiful girls were very, shall we say, 'fast', believing that they had to lose their virginity some time and it would be better for it to be to Taylor Hanson than some less attractive boy from down the street.
So while Audrina was very good friends with the Hanson boys, that was all it was. Audrina wanted more though, for she still loved Taylor. Taylor loved her, but more in the way that someone would love a pretty, well-behaved child than a ravishing sex-goddess.
The Hansons dressed Audrina in mismatched clothes that looked as though they'd come out of 'The Brady Bunch' or some other 70s television show similarly lacking in style. Despite this, Audrina was still far more beautiful than any of Taylor's hussies that he picked up in concerts; but she was dumb, and unable to sing, speak, or French kiss. Beautiful fans, dressed in Bebe, came to sing to the Hansons. One of them sang better than all the rest, and Taylor clapped his hands and looked at her bedroom eyes. Then Audrina grew terribly sad, for she knew that she had been able to sing far more beautifully; and she thought: "Oh, if only Taylor knew that I have given away my voice forever to be with him!"
Everyone was charmed by Audrina, especially Taylor, who called her his little deer and said that she should always be near him, and let her sleep on a velvet cushion just outside his bedroom. Sometimes when Taylor brought girls back after the concerts Audrina would have to put the pillow over her head to block out all the noise. Sometimes Audrina felt like Taylor's dog, rather than his friend.
Day by day Taylor grew more fond of Audrina. He loved her as one would love a good, sweet child, but (surprisingly, as at eighteen he was humping everything that moved) it never crossed his mind to sleep with her, let alone marry her. And yet, Audrina must marry Taylor, or she would have to kill herself on the night of his wedding.
"Don't you love me more than all of them?" Audrina wrote, handing Taylor a piece of paper as he checked out the girls from backstage.
Taylor took the paper and laughed. "Yes, I cherish you Audrina, for you are the only one who truly loves me, and you are by far the most sweet and pure."
Audrina had to stop herself from smiling. If only Taylor knew.
"But it's for that very reason that we could never be together..." Taylor continued. "We don't have the sort of relationship that makes for good sex."
Perhaps Audrina shouldn't have given up her tongue for bigger breasts.
Taylor nodded to himself. "Yes, you are definitely the most devoted to me, and I like that. You remind me of this girl I met when I was much younger, she was very much like you, but alas, she was a Satanist's daughter so we could not be together. She is the only girl in the world I could ever truly love, but you are very much like her, and you almost drive her image from my heart. But she is a Satanist, and so by good fortune you have been sent to me, and we shall never part."
Audrina understood Taylor completely. He was such an honest, good- hearted person. He could never be with anyone who didn't share his high values. But Audrina could share them. Audrina consoled herself that while Taylor loved this other girl, she could never be with him. On the other hand, Audrina and Taylor were together every day. Audrina would care for Taylor, love him, give up her life for him...
But as the years went by, the rumours began to spread. Shortly after Audrina's twentieth birthday, she began to hear rumours that Taylor was to be introduced to an old rock star's daughter. Apparently this girl, like Audrina, had been crushing on Taylor for years and had finally used her father's pulling power to organise a meeting. Both Taylor's parents and the girl's father were hoping that this would lead to marriage. Audrina smiled to herself. It could never happen. Taylor had told her so himself.
"Well, I have to go," he said. "They're going to make me meet this girl, but don't worry Audrina, they can't force me to marry her. I won't love her, she won't be like that beautiful girl I saw so many years ago, the one you are so much like. If they were going to make me marry I'd actually rather marry you, my mute deer with the huge eyes." He kissed her quickly on the lips and played with her hair, and Audrina started to toy with the possibility that she might not be doomed to die.
Audrina, being slightly more manipulative than your average fairytale heroine, managed to convince the Hanson family to take her in to their house. Everyone was sympathetic to the plight of the poor beautiful mute girl from Australia, even Hanson's most obsessive fans. After all, Audrina had no tongue. If only they'd known that Audrina was actually a very rich girl from Whitefern Lakes who had been foolish enough to give up her tongue for bigger breasts.
And if truth be told, Audrina's breasts weren't coming very much in handy at all. Taylor's initial lust for Audrina was short lived - he saw beautiful girls every day of his life and even Audrina wasn't so beautiful as to make up for that. And some of the beautiful girls were very, shall we say, 'fast', believing that they had to lose their virginity some time and it would be better for it to be to Taylor Hanson than some less attractive boy from down the street.
So while Audrina was very good friends with the Hanson boys, that was all it was. Audrina wanted more though, for she still loved Taylor. Taylor loved her, but more in the way that someone would love a pretty, well-behaved child than a ravishing sex-goddess.
The Hansons dressed Audrina in mismatched clothes that looked as though they'd come out of 'The Brady Bunch' or some other 70s television show similarly lacking in style. Despite this, Audrina was still far more beautiful than any of Taylor's hussies that he picked up in concerts; but she was dumb, and unable to sing, speak, or French kiss. Beautiful fans, dressed in Bebe, came to sing to the Hansons. One of them sang better than all the rest, and Taylor clapped his hands and looked at her bedroom eyes. Then Audrina grew terribly sad, for she knew that she had been able to sing far more beautifully; and she thought: "Oh, if only Taylor knew that I have given away my voice forever to be with him!"
Everyone was charmed by Audrina, especially Taylor, who called her his little deer and said that she should always be near him, and let her sleep on a velvet cushion just outside his bedroom. Sometimes when Taylor brought girls back after the concerts Audrina would have to put the pillow over her head to block out all the noise. Sometimes Audrina felt like Taylor's dog, rather than his friend.
Day by day Taylor grew more fond of Audrina. He loved her as one would love a good, sweet child, but (surprisingly, as at eighteen he was humping everything that moved) it never crossed his mind to sleep with her, let alone marry her. And yet, Audrina must marry Taylor, or she would have to kill herself on the night of his wedding.
"Don't you love me more than all of them?" Audrina wrote, handing Taylor a piece of paper as he checked out the girls from backstage.
Taylor took the paper and laughed. "Yes, I cherish you Audrina, for you are the only one who truly loves me, and you are by far the most sweet and pure."
Audrina had to stop herself from smiling. If only Taylor knew.
"But it's for that very reason that we could never be together..." Taylor continued. "We don't have the sort of relationship that makes for good sex."
Perhaps Audrina shouldn't have given up her tongue for bigger breasts.
Taylor nodded to himself. "Yes, you are definitely the most devoted to me, and I like that. You remind me of this girl I met when I was much younger, she was very much like you, but alas, she was a Satanist's daughter so we could not be together. She is the only girl in the world I could ever truly love, but you are very much like her, and you almost drive her image from my heart. But she is a Satanist, and so by good fortune you have been sent to me, and we shall never part."
Audrina understood Taylor completely. He was such an honest, good- hearted person. He could never be with anyone who didn't share his high values. But Audrina could share them. Audrina consoled herself that while Taylor loved this other girl, she could never be with him. On the other hand, Audrina and Taylor were together every day. Audrina would care for Taylor, love him, give up her life for him...
But as the years went by, the rumours began to spread. Shortly after Audrina's twentieth birthday, she began to hear rumours that Taylor was to be introduced to an old rock star's daughter. Apparently this girl, like Audrina, had been crushing on Taylor for years and had finally used her father's pulling power to organise a meeting. Both Taylor's parents and the girl's father were hoping that this would lead to marriage. Audrina smiled to herself. It could never happen. Taylor had told her so himself.
"Well, I have to go," he said. "They're going to make me meet this girl, but don't worry Audrina, they can't force me to marry her. I won't love her, she won't be like that beautiful girl I saw so many years ago, the one you are so much like. If they were going to make me marry I'd actually rather marry you, my mute deer with the huge eyes." He kissed her quickly on the lips and played with her hair, and Audrina started to toy with the possibility that she might not be doomed to die.
