Hi everybody. I told you I would be posting soon. I am going to keep that promise now because I have more questions than I thought I would get. Well everybody's here now so we can start answering mail. ~~~Disclaimer-I own Inuyasha unless Rumiko Takahashi reads this. ~~~

Inuyasha: Who are you?

Narrator: *injects mild sedative*

Inuyasha: What the.?

Kagome: Don't mind him. He didn't get much sleep.

Sango: I'm ready to answer some questions.

Miroku: I'm ready.

Inuyasha: zzzzzzzzzz.

Narrator: *throws a string of firecrackers*

Inuyasha: I'm awake

Kagome: Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: *turns over in sleep*

Narrator: *pours caffeine enritched soda down his throat*

three minuites later

Inuyasha: feh

Narrator: First question is from magic-shield. "WHY ARE YOU AN STUPID, SELFISH, AND DUMB INUYASHA?"

Inuyasha: WHAT! I am not stupid.

Kagome: Well, Inuyasha, you sure have fooled. ~SMACK~

Miroku: I apologise, Lady Sango, but there was a large bug on your leg.

Inuyasha: MmmHmm

Shippo: Weird *sits on Kagomes shoulder*

Kagome: *whispering softly to Shippo* They really care for each other.

Inuyasha: perverted monk. And I am not stupid

Miroku: You don't nelieve me?

Narrator: Next question is from Ai. "Hi! rnI wanted to ask Inuyasha where did he buy that cluthes and if they were expensive. And, Inu, why don´t you look Kagome closely to see that she is much better than Kikyo?"

Kagome: *blushes*

Inuyasha: Umm, im not exactly sure where I did get these clothes. Come to think of it, where did they come from!?

Myouga: Well, you have had the all your life, Lord Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Oh.

Miroku: Inuyasha, there was a second part to that question.

Inuyasha: I don't have to answer.

Kagome: Ohhhh, yes you do.

Inuyasha: Well, they are both annoying.

Miroku: Wrong answer.

Kagome: SIT! ~WHAM~

Miroku: Learn how to keep your mouth shut, Inuya~SLAP~

Sango: And you, learn how to keep your hands from wandering.

Miroku: *with a red handprint on his face* It was most worth it.

Kagome: Tell us, Inuyasha. Who would you pick?

Inuyasha: Ok, ok, I would pick. you.

Everybody: awwwwww

Inuyasha: *goes into a nearby tree*

Narrator: Next question is from Divine-Heart. "I want to ask Sesshomaru two questions.rnrn1)What do you do in your spare time besides killing? rnrn2) If you have feelings for a girl, how would you show it?

Inuyasha: Did I just hear my brothers name?

Everybody: Uh, no, just go to sleep.

Miroku: Where is he anyway, he is supposed to be here?

Sesshomaru: I'm right here.

Miroku: AHHHH. Sorry, you scared me.

Sesshomaru: In my free time? All I do in my free time is walk with no place

to go. I have no life really.

Miroku: Uh, that was a two part question.

Sesshomaru: Well, if I had feelings for a girl. I remember this one girl from when I was young.

Inuyasha: Nobody cares.

Miroku: Be a little sensitive Inuyasha *hand creeps towards sango*

Sango: That's it!! *gets some rosary beads from somewhere and puts them on Miroku* Now try something!

Miroku: *Welcomes the invitation and rests hand on Sango's leg*

Sango: Miroku, SIT!!

Miroku: That only works on Inuya ~WHAM~

Inuyasha: *bursts out laughing*

Narrator: Ok, it is time for the next question. *looks in pile of mail* Junk. junk. here we go. This question is from Jessie K-I. "Inuyasha will you please marry me! rnSesshoumaru can you tell me your secret to haveing perfect make-up!rnKikyo why wont you die already!rnmiroku i bet my brother would bear your child but he's a he is that a problem?

Inuyasha: *leaves*

Sesshoumaru: huh, oh sure. Myouga does it for me.

Everybody: *looks at Myouga*

Myouga: Yes, I always have.

Narrator: Wheres Kikyo?

*flames shoot up from the ground and she appears*

Kikyo: What is it?

Kagome: You have a question.

Kikyo: *reads it* Why does everyone hate me? Remember, me and Inuyasha were tricked by Naraku. *leaves to go steal souls so she can live*

Miroku: Ahem, tell your brother im, ahem, flattered, but I don't think it would work out.

*Inuyasha and Sango snicker in the background*

Narrator: Well I think we have enough time to read one more. This one is from 'not gonna tell you'. "This is for Inuyasha. Inuyasha, how do you feel about your life? Do you hate yourself, love yourself? have you ever thought about suicide?

Inuyasha: I'm not answering. Of course I have never thought about suicide!

Narrator: Times up for now. Everyone can go now, BUT NOT TOO FAR!

Thank you all who sent me reviews. I really appreciate it. Please send me reviews and ideas for another story as well as more questions.

**Important Announcement** I would like to thank Jessie K-I because I read her story and got the idea to do this one, not that I am trying to out- write her. Please go read that story, as it is much¸ much more funny than mine is.