Pokemon Movie If I Made One: Beginning Battle and Mr. Bigelsworth's Sleep Spell and Violence

by Martial Arts Master

Pokemon and all related characters copyrighted by Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures Inc., Satoshi Tajiri, TV Tokyo, 4Kids, and Wizards of the Coast. This fanfic is what a Pokemon movie would be like if I made it; hence the title. I uploaded something like this before, but misunderstood a rule of Fanfiction.net's and took it off. So now I'm starting from scratch. As the villain, this fanfic involves Mr. Bigelsworth. No, not the cat from Austin Powers. I'm talking about the anti-Pokemon writer who is no longer on Fanfiction.net. He was famous for writing ultra-violent fics in which Pokemon characters died. I am using his alias without permission because, since he welcomed the MSTings of his fics (before Fanfiction.net stopped allowing MSTings), I thought he would welcome this as well. Besides, I would've gotten his permission, but I have no idea how to contact him. Mr. Bigelsworth, if you are reading this, I do not intend to make fun of you as a person. Therefore, if this fanfic offends you, tell me in a review and I will take the fanfic off of Fanfiction.net. But only if you tell me to, Mr. Bigelsworth. This fanfic takes place after the recently released "Pokemon Heroes: Latios and Latias" movie, so one part of this fanfic might not make sense without having seen it. But I will do my best to explain that part as it comes so those who didn't see the movie will enjoy the fanfic as well. This fanfic, being a made-up movie, will be written in the style of a movie script. Also, with their permission, I have included Poke Actor and Sandact6 somewhere in this fic. I also asked Serebbi37, but she declined. I, too, will be appearing in this fanfic somewhere, but don't worry: this won't be like those self-insertion fanfics where the author makes themselves all-powerful. I, in this fanfic, will be no more powerful than any other trainer, and to prove it, I will be one of the ones to suffer sometime in this fanfic. Now, on with the fanfiction.

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(Fade out from the castle, and fade back in to: our heroes, Ash Ketchum, Misty, and Brock. They are standing and facing an African-American trainer who's dressed in a music DJ outfit.)

Narrator: Meanwhile, our heroes are completely unaware of the madman Bigelsworth. They have their own happy lives to lead...and now, let's see what they're up to, shall we?

DJ trainer: (not speaking like a stereotypical DJ, since we don't want stereotypes in a kids' movie) Hello fellas. I'm looking for a Pokemon battle. Each of my three Pokemon against one from each of you three. Whaddya say?

Ash Ketchum: (eagerly) You're on! But I'm not gonna lose.

Misty: I suppose my Pokemon could use some more practice.

Brock: Sure, it'll be good exercise for my Pokemon.

DJ trainer: Okay then...go, Raticate, Doduo, and Drowzee!

(The DJ trainer throws three Poke Balls. A Raticate, a Doduo, and a Drowzee are summoned.)

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu! You're up, buddy!

Pikachu: (nods) Pika!

(Pikachu stands and faces the Raticate.)

Misty: (thinking hard) Hmm...I...choose...(brightens) Oh I know! Staryu, go!

(Misty sends out her Staryu, which stands and faces the Doduo.)

Staryu: Hiyah!

Brock: Let's see...go, Onix!

(Brock sends out his Onix, which stands and faces the Drowzee.)

(Onix roars.)

DJ trainer: Oh and before I forget...I usually let my Pokemon battle on their own, without giving them commands.

Ash Ketchum: Then we won't give our Pokemon commands either. Right guys?

(Brock and Misty nod.)

DJ trainer: Well then...let the match begin!

(Cue Pokemon Master Quest theme, but unlike the Pokemon Heroes movie, which used the exact same song, this one's a techno, fast-beat version of the song that would have audiences dancing in their seats.)

(The Pokemon all rush at each other.)

Lead Singer: No time to question my moves!

(Pikachu starts zipping around Raticate rapidly with Agility.)

Lead Singer: I'll stick to the path that I choose!

(Raticate leaps at Pikachu with a Tackle attack, but Pikachu jumps aside and lets Raticate slam into the ground headfirst.)

Lead Singer: Me and my friends are gonna do it right!

(Doduo rushes at Staryu and uses a Drill Peck with both of its two heads to knock Staryu into a wall.)

Lead Singer: You'll never see us run away from a fight!

(Doduo rushes at Staryu again, but as Staryu drops from the wall indentation it unintentionally created, Staryu blasts one of Doduo's two heads with a Water Gun, causing Doduo to stumble back a little.)

Lead Singer: To be a master is my dream!

(Drowzee uses Psychic to telekinetically [that means move with mere thought] lift Onix into the air, and Onix can't break free.)

Lead Singer: All I've got to do is believe!

(Onix, out of desperation, uses a Rock Throw, spitting a rock from within its body at Drowzee. It hits Drowzee in the center of its head, knocking Drowzee off balance and breaking its psychic control. Onix drops to the ground.)

Lead Singer: I've got a chance to win!

(Pikachu is having the least trouble out of our heroes' Pokemon, as Raticate continuously charges at it, but Pikachu merely zips aside. Now it gives Raticate a Thundershock for its troubles.)

Lead Singer: I'm on my way to victory!

(Pikachu uses a Quick Attack to knock Raticate into a telephone pole. The pole suffers no damage, but Raticate stumbles around dizzily. It then faints.)

Lead Singer: I can be a champion if I just believe!

(Staryu is having a medium amount of trouble with Doduo, firing Water Guns at it rapidly, but Doduo is dodging every one.)

Lead Singer: I'm on a master quest!

Backup Singers: Master quest!

(Staryu finally uses a Swift attack, which hits Doduo dead center. Doduo is slammed into a tree, and, exhausted, faints.)

Lead Singer: I want the whole world to see!

One of the Backup singers: And I believe!

(Drowzee, meanwhile, is using a Poison Gas attack. Onix holds its breath, and the gas eventually dissipates.)
Lead Singer: I'm gonna be the very best, 'cause all I've got to do is believe in me!

Backup Singers: Pokemon!

(Onix uses a Bind attack to squeeze Drowzee. Drowzee looks like it's regretting being in this battle. Eventually a white piece of paper blows by, and Drowzee snatches it, waving it as an "I surrender" flag. The song ends.)

DJ trainer: Rats! Decimated...return, all of you!

(The DJ trainer returns all three of his Pokemon.)

DJ trainer: Regardless, you might not want to continue on in the direction you're going in.

Misty: (confused) Why not?

DJ trainer: You see, some wacko named Mr. Bigelsworth has just shown up. This guy's got powers that would probably rival even Mewtwo's! I don't know where he got them! Even Sabrina from the Saffron City gym isn't that powerful! I heard he summoned a tornado out of nowhere and slaughtered some helpless Bellosoms! Trust me, you don't wanna go that way.

Brock: (outraged) That's terrible!

Ash Ketchum: (growls, clenches fist) If he's all that powerful, then we've got to stop him!

DJ trainer: Good luck, but I'm not sticking around. Mr. Bigelsworth's built himself a castle north of here. You'll find him in there.

(The DJ trainer runs off and leaves.)

Ash Ketchum: Well guys, it sounds like we've got a mission on our hands!

(Cut to: exact same shot, but on a TV screen in Mr. Bigelsworth's castle. We see that our heroes are being monitored.)

(Cut to: Mr. Bigelsworth. He is casually slicing off the heads of poor, defenseless Squirtles that he found, and they can't escape because he's trapped them in immobilization spells. His slaughtering is done so casually that one would think he was merely slicing carrots. That casual callousness makes it all the more tear-jerking for the audience. Apparently he, in his puny little mind, seems to think that so-called "cute" Pokemon are worthy of the most violence.)

Mr. Bigelsworth: Well, well, well...the stars of the show...I'm gonna especially savor that gay-ass Ass Ketchup's death...(having a very low IQ) but I won't finish him off now. No, that would be too...good...for him. That would be too quick. No, I want him to suffer first...after making him think that he actually has a chance to win. And now to provide the incentive...

(He stops slicing off Squirtle heads and, considering that he no longer considers them to be the task at hand, he uses a spell and throws them all out of the castle.)

(Cut to: the remaining Squirtles, who have the exceeding good fortune to land in a river. The immobilization spells wear off, and they quickly put themselves as far away from the castle and the madman Mr. Bigelsworth as they can.)

(Cut back to: Mr. Bigelsworth. The wind picks up around Mr. Bigelsworth. Careful viewers will note that there shouldn't even be wind inside a castle. Obviously Mr. Bigelsworth is casting a very potent spell.)

Mr. Bigelsworth: And the incentive...will be Retarded Girl and Blind Guy!

(He is, of course, referring to Misty and Brock. Past readers of Mr. Bigelsworth's fics will note that Mr. Bigelsworth used somewhat the same terms for Misty and Brock in his Anti-Pokemon fanfics.)

Mr. Bigelsworth: Now...SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

(His voice echoes throughout the castle.)

(Cut back to: Ash, Misty, and Brock. Misty and Brock suddenly look tired. Misty's eyes close, and Brock's eye lines remain the same, but since they never change the audience is supposed to assume that they are asleep. Misty and Brock collapse.)

Ash: (frightened) Misty! Brock! Are you all right?! (kneels down by them) Speak to me! I'm begging you!

Mr. Bigelsworth's voice, echoing: Do you really want them back all that much?

(Ash Ketchum jumps in shock.)

Ash: Who is that?!

Mr. Bigelsworth's voice: I am Mr. Bigelsworth, the guy who's wreaking havoc in the Pokemon world! Take a look on the TV near you if you don't believe I'm doing all that much damage.

(Ash Ketchum, in spite of himself, takes a look at a TV in a store window near him. The TV is showing the news, and a female newscaster is on-screen.)

Female newscaster: Hello, I'm Cassie Caster, reporting live! We've gotten reports from all over the Pokemon world that dark spells are everywhere, causing disasters aplenty! We'll take a look at some of the carnage now...

(The TV shows still pictures of Vileplumes trapped under a rockslide, obviously dead, the burnt bodies of Voltorbs [obviously they were in a fire of some sort], Quagsires crucified on throny vines, Victreebels in mid-air from a hurricane, and Dodrio bodies who have somehow ended up inside electric generators. With each shot, more and more tears start to form in Ash's eyes. The TV switches back to Cassie, and someone hands a piece of paper to her.)

Cassie Caster: (reading, then just holding it) Oh my goodness! It seems our film crews have now gotten live film from a fresh disaster! We can actually watch as this one happens all the way in the Ilex Forest!

(TV cuts to live film. A forest fire has somehow broken out, and a nest of Spinaraks burns to death with the Spinaraks still inside. Ash is horrified.)

(TV cuts back to Cassie.)

Cassie: Previous viewers will also recall that the one supposedly responsible for all these disasters somehow sent every news station on the planet a letter claiming to have caused all these disasters with evil magic! We're a little skeptical, but then again, there are dozens of other disasters that even we're too squeamish to show you, so keep an open mind.

(Ash's horror at this senseless destruction is complete. He now starts to cry, as will probably most of the people in the audience.)

Mr. Bigelsworth's voice, to Ash: Stop your bellyaching, you whiny little baby! You should've realized all these disasters were happening earlier! Oh but wait! You were too busy in your stupid little battle with that stupid DJ trainer to check the friggin' news! That's the problem with Pokemon training! You buttwipes are so wrapped up in your own Pokemon training lives that you don't friggin' keep up with current events! This whole friggin' Pokemon world makes me sick, and I'll be glad to wipe it off the face of the earth! But before I do that, I have a little challenge for you, Ass Ketchup, just because I want to savor your eventual death! If you want me to stop, come to my castle that's just half a mile north of where you are. I've selected a few other meaningless trainers to journey here also. Then, you'll have your chance to try and stop me! But if you don't, I, Mr. Bigelsworth, will kill you all!

(With that, the voice stops speaking. By now, rage is beginning to show on Ash's face through the tears.)

Ash: (clenching fist) I will stop you, Mr. Bigelsworth...if it's the last thing I ever do...

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To be continued...

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Did you find the violence in this chapter to be pointless? As if it were just thrown in? Well, that was my intention. The violence is supposed to be senseless. That's what makes it so horrible and tear-jerking. Besides, it's no worse than the violence in Mr. Bigelsworth's fanfics. But once again, Mr. Bigelsworth, that isn't meant as an insult to you, and I'll still take off the fanfic if you want me to. E-mail all questions and comments to bleifer@comcast.net