Pokemon Movie If I Made One: All Battle, No Plot
by Martial Arts Master
Pokemon and all related characters copyrighted by Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures Inc., Satoshi Tajiri, TV Tokyo, 4Kids, and Wizards of the Coast. This fanfic is what a Pokemon movie would be like if I made it; hence the title. I uploaded something like this before, but misunderstood a rule of Fanfiction.net's and took it off. So now I'm starting from scratch. As the villain, this fanfic involves Mr. Bigelsworth. No, not the cat from Austin Powers. I'm talking about the anti-Pokemon writer who is no longer on Fanfiction.net. He was famous for writing ultra-violent fics in which Pokemon characters died. I am using his alias without permission because, since he welcomed the MSTings of his fics (before Fanfiction.net stopped allowing MSTings), I thought he would welcome this as well. Besides, I would've gotten his permission, but I have no idea how to contact him. Mr. Bigelsworth, if you are reading this, I do not intend to make fun of you as a person. Therefore, if this fanfic offends you, tell me in a review and I will take the fanfic off of Fanfiction.net. But only if you tell me to, Mr. Bigelsworth. This fanfic takes place after the recently released "Pokemon Heroes: Latios and Latias" movie, so one part of this fanfic might not make sense without having seen it. But I will do my best to explain that part as it comes so those who didn't see the movie will enjoy the fanfic as well. This fanfic, being a made-up movie, will be written in the style of a movie script. Also, with their permission, I have included Poke Actor and Sandact6 somewhere in this fic. I also asked Serebbi37, but she declined. I, too, will be appearing in this fanfic somewhere, but don't worry: this won't be like those self-insertion fanfics where the author makes themselves all-powerful. I, in this fanfic, will be no more powerful than any other trainer, and to prove it, I will be one of the ones to suffer sometime in this fanfic. Oh by the way: this chapter is almost entirely made up of battles, and has very little story. So if you don't like Pokemon battles, don't read this chapter; wait for the next one. Now, on with the fanfiction.
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(Before the evil, satanic Pokemon can attack, Martial Arts Master gets an angry look on his face.)
Martial Arts Master: Not if I can help it, jackanape!
(Martial Arts Master rushes at Mr. Bigelsworth, only to be knocked back by the evil, satanic clone of Vaporeon.)
Martial Arts Master: Ow...that smarts...
Mr. Bigelsworth: (clears throat) Now as I was saying before...my beauties, attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
(All of the Pokemon, evil and good, rush into battle. Cue Pokemon battle music, the same one that played in Pokemon 4Ever when Ash's Bayleef and Sammy's Charmeleon battled the Iron-Masked Marauder's Scizor and Sneasel, respectively. This music, however, has a new combination techno/choir accompaniment, giving the audience more of a thrill. If you lack the imagination needed to imagine that, just get the most action-packed dance-inducing MIDI you can find and play it on your computer repeatedly.)
(Cut to: Ash's Pikachu, facing off against its evil-looking clone.)
Ash's Pikachu: Pika...CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! (uses a mighty Thundershock)
(The evil Pikachu laughs in that horrible voice the evil clones have which sounds like a Pokemon trying to speak while gargling on water and choking on food at the same time, and dodges the attack with Agility.)
Ash's Pikachu: Pika! (uses Thundershock) Pika! (uses Thundershock again) PIKA! (uses Thundershock again, all to no avail as the evil Pikachu uses Agility to dodge them all.)
(Cut to: Bayleef, slamming against its evil clone repeatedly.)
Bayleef: Bay Bay! (manages to knock over its clone)
Evil Bayleef: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...(uses Razor Leaf from where it lays on the ground)
(The good Bayleef gets a surprised look on its face, but manages to counter with its own Razor Leaf attack, which slices through the evil Bayleef's leaves and slices up the evil Bayleef, causing the evil Bayleef to fall.)
(Cut to: Cyndaquil, battling its evil clone with Tackle attacks. Both repeatedly collide heads. The good Cyndaquil finally jumps back to avoid a Tackle Attack and uses Flamethrower. The evil clone uses Smokescreen, and the Flamethrower collides with the smoke and ignites it, causing an explosion which knocks the evil Cyndaquil into a wall.)
(Cut to: Totodile, which is getting repeatedly scratched across the face by its evil clone. Finaly, the good Totodile uses Bite on the evil clone's arm, and then lets go, leaving the evil clone to hop around in pain. The evil clone uses Water Gun, but Totodile jumps aside and uses a Water Gun of its own, but the evil clone stops using Water Gun and also jumps aside. Then it uses Scary Face, which causes the good Totodile to gasp in surprise, leaving the evil clone time to jump in and scratch the good Totodile across the face, but the good Totodile attacks right back with a Slash attack, a more powerful scratch that leaves the evil clone stumbling.)
(Cut to: Noctowl. The battle isn't even close. Ash's Noctowl is much more clever, repeatedly tricking the evil clone into thinking that it's weakened, only to blast the evil clone with a Confusion or tackling it.)
(Cut to: Phanpy. Phanpy's having much more of a challenge. It's still very young, having only been hatched from the egg recently, but its evil clone fights as well as an adult Phanpy. The good Phanpy goes for a Tackle attack, but the evil clone also uses Tackle and knocks the good Phanpy back. Then, the evil clone goes on the offensive, tackling Phanpy repeatedly.)
(Cut to: Poke Actor's Charmander, who's having a scratch/slap fight with its evil clone.)
Charmander: Char char! Evil clone: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar...
(Eventually the good Charmander manages to throw the evil one away. The evil Charmander uses Flamethrower, but the good Charmander breaks into a run and runs under the Flamethrower to perform a Slash attack on the evil Charmander's face.)
(Cut to: Sandact6's Pikachu battling its evil clone. The evil clone uses Thundershock, and Sandact6's Pikachu blocks it with a Light Screen. Then, the evil clone uses Double Team and splits into multiple Pikachus, all of which circle around Sandact6's Pikachu. Sandact6's Pikachu looks worried.)
(Cut to: Raichu, battling its evil clone with both of them trying to connect Thunderbolts, but the Thunderbolts merely collide into each other. The evil clone uses Agility and repeatedly races circles around Raichu, but Raichu manages to hit the evil clone across the face with Tail Whip.)
(Cut to: Eevee, battling its evil clone with both of them ramming into each other. They ram into each other about 11 times before the good Eevee finally triumphs, knocking the evil one over.)
(Cut to: Vaporeon battling its evil clone. The good Vaporeon uses an Aurora Beam attack, but the evil Vaporeon aims a Water Gun at the ground and blasts itself into the air. As the good Vaporeon gasps in shock, the evil Vaporeon manages to hit the good Vaporeon's face with a Water Gun attack, but the good Vaporeon uses its own Water Gun to push the evil clone's Water Gun back and knock the evil Vaporeon out of the air.)
(Cut to: Jolteon and its evil clone battling each other. They're wrestling each other on the floor, and the evil clone ends up on top. But the good Jolteon uses a Double Kick to kick the evil one off. The evil Jolteon retaliates with an enormous Thunder attack, but Jolteon uses Agility to actually run up a wall, kick off, and land behind the evil Jolteon, using a Pin Missile attack which pushes the evil Jolteon back.)
(Cut to: Flareon and its evil clone battling each other. The evil Flareon uses Flamethrower, and the good Flareon uses Smog. Now unlike Smokescreen, Smog is much thicker, so like the infamous Weezing incident in the "Pokemon Paparazzi" episode, when the smog is ignited, the explosion knocks the evil Flareon back, not the good one.)
(Cut to: Espeon versus its evil clone. The evil Espeon uses Confusion, sending a wave of blue energy at the good Espeon, which counters with a Psybeam attack, and since Psybeam is more powerful than Confusion, Psybeam triumphs, hitting the evil Espeon. The evil Espeon angrily uses Quick Attack to knock the good Espeon over, but the good Espeon uses Swift to hit the evil Espeon in the face.)
(Cut to: Umbreon battling against its evil clone. The evil clone dashes at the good Umbreon, but the good Umbreon uses Screech, causing the evil clone to stop and wince in pain. Then the good Umbreon knocks over the evil one, and then uses Confuse Ray so that when the evil one rises, it's confused.)
(Cut back to: Ash's Pikachu, who after having all of its attacks dodged by the evil clone, finally screams in anger and uses Quick Attack to ram into its evil clone. Surprisingly, the hit is so hard that the evil clone, which was made of evil energy, actually explodes! Now Pikachu knows how to destroy the clones, and it shouts something to all the other Pokemon.)
(We now see a montage of each Pokemon finally ramming into its evil clone hard enough to make it explode. Now all the evil clones are done for, and the exciting battle music ends.)
(Cut to: Mr. Bigelsworth's very upset-looking face.)
Mr. Bigelsworth: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
***
To be continued...
***
I'm sorry that this chapter didn't have any plot. The next one will, I promise. E-mail all questions and comments to bleifer@comcast.net
by Martial Arts Master
Pokemon and all related characters copyrighted by Nintendo, Game Freak, Creatures Inc., Satoshi Tajiri, TV Tokyo, 4Kids, and Wizards of the Coast. This fanfic is what a Pokemon movie would be like if I made it; hence the title. I uploaded something like this before, but misunderstood a rule of Fanfiction.net's and took it off. So now I'm starting from scratch. As the villain, this fanfic involves Mr. Bigelsworth. No, not the cat from Austin Powers. I'm talking about the anti-Pokemon writer who is no longer on Fanfiction.net. He was famous for writing ultra-violent fics in which Pokemon characters died. I am using his alias without permission because, since he welcomed the MSTings of his fics (before Fanfiction.net stopped allowing MSTings), I thought he would welcome this as well. Besides, I would've gotten his permission, but I have no idea how to contact him. Mr. Bigelsworth, if you are reading this, I do not intend to make fun of you as a person. Therefore, if this fanfic offends you, tell me in a review and I will take the fanfic off of Fanfiction.net. But only if you tell me to, Mr. Bigelsworth. This fanfic takes place after the recently released "Pokemon Heroes: Latios and Latias" movie, so one part of this fanfic might not make sense without having seen it. But I will do my best to explain that part as it comes so those who didn't see the movie will enjoy the fanfic as well. This fanfic, being a made-up movie, will be written in the style of a movie script. Also, with their permission, I have included Poke Actor and Sandact6 somewhere in this fic. I also asked Serebbi37, but she declined. I, too, will be appearing in this fanfic somewhere, but don't worry: this won't be like those self-insertion fanfics where the author makes themselves all-powerful. I, in this fanfic, will be no more powerful than any other trainer, and to prove it, I will be one of the ones to suffer sometime in this fanfic. Oh by the way: this chapter is almost entirely made up of battles, and has very little story. So if you don't like Pokemon battles, don't read this chapter; wait for the next one. Now, on with the fanfiction.
***
(Before the evil, satanic Pokemon can attack, Martial Arts Master gets an angry look on his face.)
Martial Arts Master: Not if I can help it, jackanape!
(Martial Arts Master rushes at Mr. Bigelsworth, only to be knocked back by the evil, satanic clone of Vaporeon.)
Martial Arts Master: Ow...that smarts...
Mr. Bigelsworth: (clears throat) Now as I was saying before...my beauties, attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
(All of the Pokemon, evil and good, rush into battle. Cue Pokemon battle music, the same one that played in Pokemon 4Ever when Ash's Bayleef and Sammy's Charmeleon battled the Iron-Masked Marauder's Scizor and Sneasel, respectively. This music, however, has a new combination techno/choir accompaniment, giving the audience more of a thrill. If you lack the imagination needed to imagine that, just get the most action-packed dance-inducing MIDI you can find and play it on your computer repeatedly.)
(Cut to: Ash's Pikachu, facing off against its evil-looking clone.)
Ash's Pikachu: Pika...CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! (uses a mighty Thundershock)
(The evil Pikachu laughs in that horrible voice the evil clones have which sounds like a Pokemon trying to speak while gargling on water and choking on food at the same time, and dodges the attack with Agility.)
Ash's Pikachu: Pika! (uses Thundershock) Pika! (uses Thundershock again) PIKA! (uses Thundershock again, all to no avail as the evil Pikachu uses Agility to dodge them all.)
(Cut to: Bayleef, slamming against its evil clone repeatedly.)
Bayleef: Bay Bay! (manages to knock over its clone)
Evil Bayleef: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...(uses Razor Leaf from where it lays on the ground)
(The good Bayleef gets a surprised look on its face, but manages to counter with its own Razor Leaf attack, which slices through the evil Bayleef's leaves and slices up the evil Bayleef, causing the evil Bayleef to fall.)
(Cut to: Cyndaquil, battling its evil clone with Tackle attacks. Both repeatedly collide heads. The good Cyndaquil finally jumps back to avoid a Tackle Attack and uses Flamethrower. The evil clone uses Smokescreen, and the Flamethrower collides with the smoke and ignites it, causing an explosion which knocks the evil Cyndaquil into a wall.)
(Cut to: Totodile, which is getting repeatedly scratched across the face by its evil clone. Finaly, the good Totodile uses Bite on the evil clone's arm, and then lets go, leaving the evil clone to hop around in pain. The evil clone uses Water Gun, but Totodile jumps aside and uses a Water Gun of its own, but the evil clone stops using Water Gun and also jumps aside. Then it uses Scary Face, which causes the good Totodile to gasp in surprise, leaving the evil clone time to jump in and scratch the good Totodile across the face, but the good Totodile attacks right back with a Slash attack, a more powerful scratch that leaves the evil clone stumbling.)
(Cut to: Noctowl. The battle isn't even close. Ash's Noctowl is much more clever, repeatedly tricking the evil clone into thinking that it's weakened, only to blast the evil clone with a Confusion or tackling it.)
(Cut to: Phanpy. Phanpy's having much more of a challenge. It's still very young, having only been hatched from the egg recently, but its evil clone fights as well as an adult Phanpy. The good Phanpy goes for a Tackle attack, but the evil clone also uses Tackle and knocks the good Phanpy back. Then, the evil clone goes on the offensive, tackling Phanpy repeatedly.)
(Cut to: Poke Actor's Charmander, who's having a scratch/slap fight with its evil clone.)
Charmander: Char char! Evil clone: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar...
(Eventually the good Charmander manages to throw the evil one away. The evil Charmander uses Flamethrower, but the good Charmander breaks into a run and runs under the Flamethrower to perform a Slash attack on the evil Charmander's face.)
(Cut to: Sandact6's Pikachu battling its evil clone. The evil clone uses Thundershock, and Sandact6's Pikachu blocks it with a Light Screen. Then, the evil clone uses Double Team and splits into multiple Pikachus, all of which circle around Sandact6's Pikachu. Sandact6's Pikachu looks worried.)
(Cut to: Raichu, battling its evil clone with both of them trying to connect Thunderbolts, but the Thunderbolts merely collide into each other. The evil clone uses Agility and repeatedly races circles around Raichu, but Raichu manages to hit the evil clone across the face with Tail Whip.)
(Cut to: Eevee, battling its evil clone with both of them ramming into each other. They ram into each other about 11 times before the good Eevee finally triumphs, knocking the evil one over.)
(Cut to: Vaporeon battling its evil clone. The good Vaporeon uses an Aurora Beam attack, but the evil Vaporeon aims a Water Gun at the ground and blasts itself into the air. As the good Vaporeon gasps in shock, the evil Vaporeon manages to hit the good Vaporeon's face with a Water Gun attack, but the good Vaporeon uses its own Water Gun to push the evil clone's Water Gun back and knock the evil Vaporeon out of the air.)
(Cut to: Jolteon and its evil clone battling each other. They're wrestling each other on the floor, and the evil clone ends up on top. But the good Jolteon uses a Double Kick to kick the evil one off. The evil Jolteon retaliates with an enormous Thunder attack, but Jolteon uses Agility to actually run up a wall, kick off, and land behind the evil Jolteon, using a Pin Missile attack which pushes the evil Jolteon back.)
(Cut to: Flareon and its evil clone battling each other. The evil Flareon uses Flamethrower, and the good Flareon uses Smog. Now unlike Smokescreen, Smog is much thicker, so like the infamous Weezing incident in the "Pokemon Paparazzi" episode, when the smog is ignited, the explosion knocks the evil Flareon back, not the good one.)
(Cut to: Espeon versus its evil clone. The evil Espeon uses Confusion, sending a wave of blue energy at the good Espeon, which counters with a Psybeam attack, and since Psybeam is more powerful than Confusion, Psybeam triumphs, hitting the evil Espeon. The evil Espeon angrily uses Quick Attack to knock the good Espeon over, but the good Espeon uses Swift to hit the evil Espeon in the face.)
(Cut to: Umbreon battling against its evil clone. The evil clone dashes at the good Umbreon, but the good Umbreon uses Screech, causing the evil clone to stop and wince in pain. Then the good Umbreon knocks over the evil one, and then uses Confuse Ray so that when the evil one rises, it's confused.)
(Cut back to: Ash's Pikachu, who after having all of its attacks dodged by the evil clone, finally screams in anger and uses Quick Attack to ram into its evil clone. Surprisingly, the hit is so hard that the evil clone, which was made of evil energy, actually explodes! Now Pikachu knows how to destroy the clones, and it shouts something to all the other Pokemon.)
(We now see a montage of each Pokemon finally ramming into its evil clone hard enough to make it explode. Now all the evil clones are done for, and the exciting battle music ends.)
(Cut to: Mr. Bigelsworth's very upset-looking face.)
Mr. Bigelsworth: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
***
To be continued...
***
I'm sorry that this chapter didn't have any plot. The next one will, I promise. E-mail all questions and comments to bleifer@comcast.net
