Disclaimer: Not mine. Won't be mine anytime soon. Gosh darn it, I do this
every time and still no one learns! becomes enraged and stalks off to kill
something
Yami: Hey…Macavity's gone off to kill something.
Seto: Maybe this time she'll kill Pegasus.
Yami: No, she did that already.
Seto: Hmm…
Macavity: returns all hyper and happy HIEEE! I'M HAPPY NOW!!!
Yami: to Seto She found the Pixy-Sticks.
Seto: to Yami And quite apparently ate a lot of them. That means the fic can begin.
Author's Notes: I'm kind of a fan of oldies (Yeah, that's odd. A crazed teenage fan-fiction author who likes oldies. Go figure), so I decided to parody that old song "It's My Party". Enjoy!
~*~: Indicates song lyrics
() Indicates actions during the song lyrics.
"Speech, duh"
~*~*~*~
Yugi bustled around the Moto household, making sure everything was right for the party. It was his birthday, in fact, and everyone was coming. Joey, Tristan, Tea, Ryou, Serenity, Mokuba, Kaiba, and especially Yami. Grinning with glee, he arranged the karaoke machine as the doorbell rang.
"Hi, Yugi!" Joey, Serenity, Tristan, Ryou, and Tea exclaimed, walking inside and plunking their presents down. Joey immediately went for the food, but Grandpa managed to detain him.
"Hi, everybody!" Yugi replied with a smile, opening the door once again to admit Mokuba and Kaiba.
"Hi, Yugi! Happy birthday!" Mokuba exclaimed. Kaiba just glanced around the room, as if searching for something.
Yami appeared out of the puzzle. "I think the party can officially begin, aibou," he said with a smile, making eye contact with Kaiba. Then he smirked.
The birthday party was a success. They ate, they talked, they bustled around and played games. But then, just before Yugi was about to open his presents, he noticed Yami was gone.
"Odd," he murmured to himself. "Hey, Joey, do you know where Yami went?"
"Nope," Joey replied. "Maybe Tea would know."
But "No," was Tea's answer as well. Yugi went to all his guests, inquiring as to Yami's whereabouts, but no one knew. Finally Mokuba mentioned that his big brother was gone too.
In tears, Yugi went to the karaoke machine and began to sing.
~*~
Nobody knows where my Yami has gone.
Kaiba left the same time.
Why's Yami hanging with him,
When he's supposed to be mine?
He's my Yami and I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to,
You would cry too if your Yami left you.
(Joey and Ryou came over, wanting to duel to help Yugi take his mind of Yami's desertion. But nothing helped.)
Playing and battling, keep dueling all night,
But leave me alone for a while,
Till Yami's back here with me,
I've got no reason to smile.
He's my Yami and I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to,
You would cry too if your Yami left you.
(He looked up just as Kaiba, sulking, reentered, with a grinning Yami close behind.)
Kaiba and Yami just walked through the door,
And Kaiba's lost his smug guise,
Oh, what a perfect defeat,
Yami beat all three Blue Eyes!
He's my Yami and I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to,
You would cry too if your Yami left you.
(Smiling softly, Yami came forward, an apologetic look on his face. "Forgive me, aibou?" he whispered.
Oh, he's my Yami and he says I'm his aibou,
Says I'm his aibou, says I'm his aibou,
You'd love him lots if you had a Yami, too!
~*~
Joyfully, Yugi leapt into Yami's arms, hugging him close. "I thought you'd left me, Yami!" he exclaimed, squeezing him around the waist.
Yami smiled softly. "I'll never leave you, aibou. Never."
~*~*~*~
Good? Bad? Crappy? Don't think Yugi's the singing type? Got a song you want me to edit? TELL ME IN A REVIEW! I'm just warning you, though, Joey the Flame Swordsman does not tolerate flames. They make him cranky.
Yami: So…wait…am I supposed to be Seto's friend?
Seto: HEY! HOW COME I LOST TO YAMI?! AGAIN?!
Me: It fit the song, you dunce. And yes, Yami my beautiful sweetiecakes, you are supposed to be friends. Now shut up or I'll glomp you.
Yami and Seto: dead silence
Me: That's better. glomps them anyway
Yami and Seto: Oof.
Next time…Yami finds the microphone!
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Yami: Hey…Macavity's gone off to kill something.
Seto: Maybe this time she'll kill Pegasus.
Yami: No, she did that already.
Seto: Hmm…
Macavity: returns all hyper and happy HIEEE! I'M HAPPY NOW!!!
Yami: to Seto She found the Pixy-Sticks.
Seto: to Yami And quite apparently ate a lot of them. That means the fic can begin.
Author's Notes: I'm kind of a fan of oldies (Yeah, that's odd. A crazed teenage fan-fiction author who likes oldies. Go figure), so I decided to parody that old song "It's My Party". Enjoy!
~*~: Indicates song lyrics
() Indicates actions during the song lyrics.
"Speech, duh"
~*~*~*~
Yugi bustled around the Moto household, making sure everything was right for the party. It was his birthday, in fact, and everyone was coming. Joey, Tristan, Tea, Ryou, Serenity, Mokuba, Kaiba, and especially Yami. Grinning with glee, he arranged the karaoke machine as the doorbell rang.
"Hi, Yugi!" Joey, Serenity, Tristan, Ryou, and Tea exclaimed, walking inside and plunking their presents down. Joey immediately went for the food, but Grandpa managed to detain him.
"Hi, everybody!" Yugi replied with a smile, opening the door once again to admit Mokuba and Kaiba.
"Hi, Yugi! Happy birthday!" Mokuba exclaimed. Kaiba just glanced around the room, as if searching for something.
Yami appeared out of the puzzle. "I think the party can officially begin, aibou," he said with a smile, making eye contact with Kaiba. Then he smirked.
The birthday party was a success. They ate, they talked, they bustled around and played games. But then, just before Yugi was about to open his presents, he noticed Yami was gone.
"Odd," he murmured to himself. "Hey, Joey, do you know where Yami went?"
"Nope," Joey replied. "Maybe Tea would know."
But "No," was Tea's answer as well. Yugi went to all his guests, inquiring as to Yami's whereabouts, but no one knew. Finally Mokuba mentioned that his big brother was gone too.
In tears, Yugi went to the karaoke machine and began to sing.
~*~
Nobody knows where my Yami has gone.
Kaiba left the same time.
Why's Yami hanging with him,
When he's supposed to be mine?
He's my Yami and I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to,
You would cry too if your Yami left you.
(Joey and Ryou came over, wanting to duel to help Yugi take his mind of Yami's desertion. But nothing helped.)
Playing and battling, keep dueling all night,
But leave me alone for a while,
Till Yami's back here with me,
I've got no reason to smile.
He's my Yami and I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to,
You would cry too if your Yami left you.
(He looked up just as Kaiba, sulking, reentered, with a grinning Yami close behind.)
Kaiba and Yami just walked through the door,
And Kaiba's lost his smug guise,
Oh, what a perfect defeat,
Yami beat all three Blue Eyes!
He's my Yami and I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to,
You would cry too if your Yami left you.
(Smiling softly, Yami came forward, an apologetic look on his face. "Forgive me, aibou?" he whispered.
Oh, he's my Yami and he says I'm his aibou,
Says I'm his aibou, says I'm his aibou,
You'd love him lots if you had a Yami, too!
~*~
Joyfully, Yugi leapt into Yami's arms, hugging him close. "I thought you'd left me, Yami!" he exclaimed, squeezing him around the waist.
Yami smiled softly. "I'll never leave you, aibou. Never."
~*~*~*~
Good? Bad? Crappy? Don't think Yugi's the singing type? Got a song you want me to edit? TELL ME IN A REVIEW! I'm just warning you, though, Joey the Flame Swordsman does not tolerate flames. They make him cranky.
Yami: So…wait…am I supposed to be Seto's friend?
Seto: HEY! HOW COME I LOST TO YAMI?! AGAIN?!
Me: It fit the song, you dunce. And yes, Yami my beautiful sweetiecakes, you are supposed to be friends. Now shut up or I'll glomp you.
Yami and Seto: dead silence
Me: That's better. glomps them anyway
Yami and Seto: Oof.
Next time…Yami finds the microphone!
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
