Disclaimer: Nope. Yu-Gi-Oh isn't mine, and neither is the song. The revised
lyrics are, though I'm not sure if that really matters. Oh, who cares? It's
just a fan-fiction, for crying out loud!
Yami: Who's crying out loud?
Seto: Is it Yugi? He cries a lot.
Me: It's an expression, you dolts.
Yami: I'm not a dolt! sniffle
Seto: teary eyes Why are you mean to us?
Me: Oh, guys, don't cry! I'm sorry! Please don't cry! hug
Seto: sniff Okay.I guess I forgive you.
Yami: hug Me too.
Me: Awww, I don't deserve guys like you.
Seto: Sure you do.
Yami: Without us, you'd have nothing to write.
Author's Notes: Okay. No Authority is not mine, but I really like this song and thought it would be cute if Mai sang it about Joey. I have one for Ryou in progress and should be posted fairly soon. Enjoy!
~*~*~*~
Once Yami recovered from Tea's declaration of her love, the party continued. Mai had just arrived late, complaining about car trouble, and after handing Yugi his present, they began to debate who would use the karaoke machine next.
"Who wants to sing?" Mokuba asked.
"I already did, and so did Yami, Seto, and Tea," Yugi noted.
"By the way, Yugi, you do realize that this is all your fault, right?" Joey pointed out.
Yugi nodded. "Yup!"
Just then, Mai stepped up. "Guess it's my turn, and this one's for you, Joseph," she said before taking the mike and beginning to sing.
~*~
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
When you stepped on that boat I nearly lost my mind,
Your carefree attitude and something 'bout your smile,
I knew right then and there that we just had to duel,
I tried to beat you down and play you for a fool,
Cause I'd never dueled a boy before,
Who fought for something more than himself,
And there's something about you that tells me that I should believe.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
Must be a novice 'cause you only had one Chip,
I thought for sure my tricks would make your courage slip,
But with Yugi's help you found the perfect play,
And then your Time Wizard sure made my Harpies pay.
But I'd never dueled a boy before,
Who fought for something more than himself,
And there's something about you that tells me that I should believe.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
I've never dueled a boy before,
Who fought for something more than himself,
But there's something about you that tells me that I should believe.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
Never met a boy like you!
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
Like you.
~*~
The applause was thunderous. Mai stepped down, grinning, and took a bow.
"Nice one, Mai!" Yugi cheered.
"That was good," Tea agreed.
Unfortunately, Yami and Seto didn't have time to clap. They were kneeling over Joey's unconscious body.
"Oh, jeez. Yugi, go get the smelling salts again."
~*~*~*~
Voila! Mai took the mike. And she sang well. Like I said, I'll try to get Ryou's song out next. And thank you for all the helpful reviews, I really appreciate it!
Yami: When do we get to sing our duet?
Seto: I wanna sing with Yami!
Yami: How come every time a girl declares their love to one of us in a song, we faint?
Me: Hey, I'd faint too if I heard Tea confessing her love for me in a song.
Yami: blank stare
Seto: blank stare
Me: Okay, allow me to rephrase that. If I was a guy, like you, and I heard Tea confessing her love for me in song form, I would faint, too.
Yami: Whew.
Seto: Double whew.
Me: Actually, I'd faint either way, but you know what I mean.
Yami: By the way, I hit my head when I fainted. rubs back of head Ow.
Me: Want me to kiss it and make it all better?
Yami: NO! No thanks. I'll be fine.
Me: shrug Whatever.
As always, Joey the Flame Swordsman will exact revenge on all flamers. Anyway, you know the drill.PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Yami: Who's crying out loud?
Seto: Is it Yugi? He cries a lot.
Me: It's an expression, you dolts.
Yami: I'm not a dolt! sniffle
Seto: teary eyes Why are you mean to us?
Me: Oh, guys, don't cry! I'm sorry! Please don't cry! hug
Seto: sniff Okay.I guess I forgive you.
Yami: hug Me too.
Me: Awww, I don't deserve guys like you.
Seto: Sure you do.
Yami: Without us, you'd have nothing to write.
Author's Notes: Okay. No Authority is not mine, but I really like this song and thought it would be cute if Mai sang it about Joey. I have one for Ryou in progress and should be posted fairly soon. Enjoy!
~*~*~*~
Once Yami recovered from Tea's declaration of her love, the party continued. Mai had just arrived late, complaining about car trouble, and after handing Yugi his present, they began to debate who would use the karaoke machine next.
"Who wants to sing?" Mokuba asked.
"I already did, and so did Yami, Seto, and Tea," Yugi noted.
"By the way, Yugi, you do realize that this is all your fault, right?" Joey pointed out.
Yugi nodded. "Yup!"
Just then, Mai stepped up. "Guess it's my turn, and this one's for you, Joseph," she said before taking the mike and beginning to sing.
~*~
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
When you stepped on that boat I nearly lost my mind,
Your carefree attitude and something 'bout your smile,
I knew right then and there that we just had to duel,
I tried to beat you down and play you for a fool,
Cause I'd never dueled a boy before,
Who fought for something more than himself,
And there's something about you that tells me that I should believe.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
Must be a novice 'cause you only had one Chip,
I thought for sure my tricks would make your courage slip,
But with Yugi's help you found the perfect play,
And then your Time Wizard sure made my Harpies pay.
But I'd never dueled a boy before,
Who fought for something more than himself,
And there's something about you that tells me that I should believe.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
Can I get your number, baby?
Hit me with the seven digits!
I've never dueled a boy before,
Who fought for something more than himself,
But there's something about you that tells me that I should believe.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
Never met a boy like you!
I've been east, I've been west, even all around the world,
But I've never met a boy like you,
I've seen blondes, and brunettes, and some really tough redheads,
But I've never met a boy like you.
Like you.
~*~
The applause was thunderous. Mai stepped down, grinning, and took a bow.
"Nice one, Mai!" Yugi cheered.
"That was good," Tea agreed.
Unfortunately, Yami and Seto didn't have time to clap. They were kneeling over Joey's unconscious body.
"Oh, jeez. Yugi, go get the smelling salts again."
~*~*~*~
Voila! Mai took the mike. And she sang well. Like I said, I'll try to get Ryou's song out next. And thank you for all the helpful reviews, I really appreciate it!
Yami: When do we get to sing our duet?
Seto: I wanna sing with Yami!
Yami: How come every time a girl declares their love to one of us in a song, we faint?
Me: Hey, I'd faint too if I heard Tea confessing her love for me in a song.
Yami: blank stare
Seto: blank stare
Me: Okay, allow me to rephrase that. If I was a guy, like you, and I heard Tea confessing her love for me in song form, I would faint, too.
Yami: Whew.
Seto: Double whew.
Me: Actually, I'd faint either way, but you know what I mean.
Yami: By the way, I hit my head when I fainted. rubs back of head Ow.
Me: Want me to kiss it and make it all better?
Yami: NO! No thanks. I'll be fine.
Me: shrug Whatever.
As always, Joey the Flame Swordsman will exact revenge on all flamers. Anyway, you know the drill.PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
